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(Иккы екӏтӏ мәффвӣ тӏо уъртӏмнис бәрэ̄с ба̄тӏбыд гьу сәэ̄ тадӣъкъ тӏотӏӣъ сәм ттӏилтӏ 5000 йә̄рэ̄) Jeff луппвис уъртӏмымәс мытӏ ю̄ътӏды вӣцӏухъ lmao
(Иккы екӏтӏ мәффвӣ тӏо уъртӏмнис бәрэ̄с быдба̄тӏ гьу сәэ̄ тадӣъкъ тӏотӏӣъ сәм ттӏилтӏ 5000 йә̄рэ̄) Jeff луппвис уъртӏмымәс мытӏ ю̄ътӏды вӣцӏухъ lmao


(Me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) Jeff thinks thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
(Me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) Jeff thinks thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
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Can I finish reading this chapter in my little Yiddish book before the gummy kicks in, let's find out
Can I finish reading this chapter in my little Yiddish book before the gummy kicks in, let's find out


==Multiple sentences==
Ыг екӏчӏа̄сәрыс пӏалуягэ̄мтиъ нибэ̄нтӏ руктӏэ̄. Гӯ тӏыътӏ тӏэ̄ образован сытандартизирован вис нииъмтӏухъыъды эрчӏэ̄ э̄ррэ̄ са̄дэ̄. Кӏу 51%эс нуфӯсис Каспялъукъэ вә̄нд дыквӣъ сӯърӣъ дәркӏтӏыъ са̄дэ̄, мацорд нуфӯсис ба̄тӏ ныроджэ̄ о̄мэ̄ гьу никӏадгэ̄. Са̄зимысы нә̄ъ сә ыъхтӏ атӏэл.


Speakers of Russo-Guimin do not speak correctly. It is only because they don't have sufficient access to good standardized schooling. In Kaspiysk only 51 percent of the population is literate in the standard language, the rest of the population speaks incorrectly on a daily and casual basis. As an organization we abhor this.
Чизбургир мэ̄ дуътӏуъ, ни торш, ни со̄с.


Can I have a cheeseburger, no pickles, no sauce?


Әттӏма бырӯъ? Чӏӯниъ ик гьар тӏәмӣ ыъкӏтӏды, Ми вӣцӏухъ са̄дэ̄ тәба̄р сэ̄тиъ ыъттӏ миъгы шумә; гӯ кӏунәм биврәм пыриютӏәд гьӣкьӏинэ кӏырәв миъгы бытӏ.


Is she pure? When I ask that I'm only wondering whether or not her ancestry is mixed, many dogs from shelter in the area have mixed blood.
Сәмкӏӯъ митиъ мэ̄ итӏэрбыримчӏа̄сәречӏа̄ръис тӏәдиркӏчӏәш екӏатӏ нӯъ, Southwest Boeing 737-әсы гьәссә̄рәсы а̄сма̄нэ са̄дэ̄ мин ю̄ътӏ кӏу дӯрбӣнэхъ кӏабининэ итӏэрбыримчӏа̄сәречӏа̄сысы бәвгды укӏукӏтӏыъ


My neighbor just told me about an alien sighting he had that was just a regular Southwest Boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was an alien flying it


Ыг сэ̄сы питбуләсы пәррикъ виъкӏәд Румыниэ ниминми Sighet-әми әмтӏә. Кӏо таркӣбәс тӏәшэ̄с родословнае̄с 70%әм такърӣбән питбулитиъ тыринтӏ. Ыг сә дыкӏтӏәыъ сиъфэ̄синэ бивринэ мә̄ттӣинэ гьу биохимическинэ тӏәшэ̄с. Кӏо эттэ̄лэ̄сы гӯънтӏды эве кӏимликӏәд иъркъис тӏәшэ̄с.


She's a rescued pit-bull from a town in Romania called Sighet. Her genealogical composition comprises of around 70% pitbull. This can be noticed in many of her physical and biochemical traits. Facets unique to her species' identity.
Мэ̄тӏсәр вит чӏигьчӏа̄сәр нинэкӏытӏ, нибагечӏа̄сәр лъэг сә кәма̄йм имухъчӏдэ бӣъды тӣды нэкӏытӏ


Mama didn't raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity


Сә ккӏа дәъгътсы ширйә̄нинс тӏо 141сы/91сы, е бирк хин уъртӏмысы сәрэ̄. Ик рицэпӏтӏ диуретикәмтиъ кәм тӏэ̄ дӯтӏиъ сә кумагбыдэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ тӏӯъ рацён тӏвитиъ нэкӏычӏ тӏиркӏтӏ иттӏ ю̄ътӏ шифә̄ӏ угь диркӏычӏрэ̄.


It says here your blood pressure is 141/91, even higher than last time. I'll give you a prescription for some diuretics to help with that, but to see any improvement you really do need to change your diet.
Луътфән ниъзбыд фәшилбыд минтӏуъ ниво̄ккӏэ̄.


Please wait patiently for the failure of the system.


Кӏуэ уъртӏмэ виъсэ ик вит тӏви сә компютэр бәвкӏтӏыъды, М кьавиш акӏтӏ иначӏ виъсэ̄? Тӏви вӣцӏухъ кьавишэ̄с итӏэрэ̄с кәм хин ыъсинтӏкьиды пычац мин ю̄ътӏ вэ̄, сә са̄дэ̄. Чинаграмэ̄сы микравалнофкэ̄с дыкӏтӏә нӯъ уъртӏмэ виъсэ ик кӏо̄ш бы̄ътӏды бәвг.


Why is it that every time I let you use this computer the M key always gets stuck? You'd think at least some other keys would be messed up but no, just that one. Now every time I try to type it looks like a transcript of a microwave.
Сӯъй митиъ кӏу әкӏтӏә̄пӏидис ккӏоп я̄рукъисинигъ бырэджинигъ синтӏыъды ивӣцӏ, пӏәччӏ бэ̄ вәд мугьӣътигъ синтӏды бытӏ әкӏтӏә̄пӏидс ккӏоп тӏәръо̄ниндэ синтӏкьичӏэ, ик бэ̄ вәд мугьӣътигъ синтӏды бытӏ нӯъ сәм.


My son told me he learned that octopuses can climb through small cracks, so he's scared to swim in the ocean because an octopus might climb inside his butt, and now I'm scared to swim in the ocean too.


Басәйн 10:00инигъ 20:00инигъ гӯътӏ ппё. Сәм, нӣш «НЕ КУРИТЬ»итиъ дыкӏтӏуъ;
тӏуъ сә сигарэтӏ тэтӏиъбыдкьи гӯъинәдды хвәз ттӏилитӏиъдыссә.


The pool is open from 10:00 to 20:00. Also, mind the No Smoking sign; you can finish that cigarette outside if you'd like.
Вэ̄, ниминсы дискачэкӏэ̄с е гы̄руъсы, мэ̄ екӏтӏуъ нӯъ


No, the disco names are more important, tell me now


Бибәшшэ̄д хин, сәшшид Глебов, Нә̄ъ сә пӏалтӏ тӏвитиъ ттитӏиъыъ ла̄втӏ тӏукӏэ̄. Луътфән сыпа митиъ бәвкӏтӏуъ сәбыдэ̄, хъывэ̄ возмещениэ̄сы ниудопстәш.


I'm so sorry Mr. Glebov, we can get that coat of yours cleaned up shortly. In the meantime, please help yourself to our spa free of charge as compensation for the inconvenience.
О̄ Гыринч нэкӏытӏ мир нӯъ she хвәз вэ̄н әджәрӣъ синтӏды эвэ̄ ттӏилды, албәсы эвпӏә̄въкӏ


Ope the Grinch just died because she wanted to go chase the dragon on her own, that kinda sucks


Бэ̄ръ руктӏ, ыг сә дә̄рӣтӏуъсы дуъсыгъәсы. Кӏу гъуллакъинсы тӏәш?


I'm gonna be honest, that was too long. What's the gist of it?
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Ик пилотырг зәмә е̄мыргис синтӏгьэды нэ̄чӏэ пӏәччӏ сә иккы буъцәсы вӣдды хвәзэ̄сы бисквиӣ


How I look at the flight attendant during snack time so they know I'm awake and would like a cookie


Кӏу тәълӣм тӏвитиъ дӯнтӏычӏ диншэ̄ хин иттиълә̄ъис, әгәрчи тэ̄нтӏ пӏырәппыъ пәррикъ э̄нмнӣ гьу ка̄гъәмәс имчӏинэ, вит е хин ниимтӏәухъ. Ми якӏэтӏиъкьи тӏӯъ нипӏитт двиъбӣънтӏды вӣдрәгьэыъэ̄ е әттыэ̄.


Giving your teachings in a such a information-dense way, while great for saving breath and paper, makes them much less accessible. I'd suggest you re-write them in a way that's more easily parseable.
Голливуд-әсы нигьашәсы, виъсмисы актёрәсы мухис.


Hollywood isn't real, they're all paid actors.


Ик гьәълтӏ эвэ сә буравае̄м Palestine-әмиэ та̄тӏ та̄тӏ. Чӏӯниъ сә ы̄в гӯънтӏэды нӯъ э̄нкӏтӏ тӏуъччӏ, вит ы̄в двитӏӣъмдэ синтӏинтӏ. Гъё̄мәсы хин.


I work on one of them oil rigs by Palestine (Texas). Once the one we're at now comes up empty they'll send us over to the next one. Hell of a way to make a living.
Апӏтӏисы тӏирнилгушушс вайл кӏуэ ттӏилды мин ю̄ътӏ э̄ бәлэ малӯън


Unclear on what the hedgehog means but ykw hell yeah


Тӏви барбекюә̄ гӯътӏссә мац, динэ мэ̄тӏбырэ̄тӏръис мәс John синттӏуъ. Тӏәс нугь такърӣбән тӏӯъ хвәз ттӏәлтӏкьиды уъпӏтӏыъ пӏырәппыъэ̄ хин тӏӯъ мӣм гьу зәм эрчӏ тӏәмӣ ттутӏиъссә. Әгәрчи гьар нугьдэ хин выгинтӏды тынэнтӏды шаркъээ̄ тӏәмӣ мӣ ыъкӏтӏуъ, сә барбекюәсы гьашәсы вэ̄гӯътӏ.


If it's barbecue you got a hankering for head on over to my uncle John's. Just about anything you could want he can cook up real nice if you give him enough meat and time. Don't ask him for none of that shit they make out East though, that ain't real barbecue.
Тимс «ниакьете» «хин расиэ̄ми» зо̄пӏаркӏәд Wisconsin-әш сәнттӏ әдиъшш


'Unathletic' alligator with 'terrible arthritis' escapes Wisconsin zoo


Китә̄бы пӏырәппыъәс чӏиррәкӏ до̄ттӏнӣ хханэ бытӏ. Нигӯътӏ кӏэнчӏ тӏӯъ тӣтӏды япӏ гьу двиъсинттӏдэды уъртӏмэ̄ чӏӯ, тӏви вә̄нд кӏокӏтӏычӏәд имитӏиъ джо̄ш виъсэ̄. Ӏә̄дә̄бә̄ вит ым ләйктӏ бы̄ъминдэ хая̄лнә̄м сәм та̄нтӏуъпӏтӏэыъ, ыъкӏа̄нәс мухтәлифэ̄, сәнчӏэ̄сы гӯътӏ оккӏ тӏвитиъ бы̄ъмәд гьашәд мәнцӏ.


A great book is like a close friend. No matter how many times you close it and come back to it, you'll always derive joy from reading it. Literature allows us to dive into a world of our imagination, in other words a distraction from the real world.
Ми би уъпӏәдиъмәнцӏ тӏәсы нэ̄всы вӣдытӏухъ ырэ ппирэ


My plundering ass thought this was a vessel upon the high seas


Чӏӯсы ниминсы сә эв тимсә̄лис ынӣс ыъкӏмыънэ зәнцӏ гьу юрр сәтиъ гинэ тӏәш лләнцӏ гӯътӏ? Тӏви вэцӏухъма ръо̄н сәтиъ сидычӏәмәс хин накӏтӏды кортӏ, би кисәр сәтиъ би кин сәтиъ вӣдухъычӏәмәс хин накӏтӏды кортӏ? О̄ сә гӯътӏ, The Thinker!


What's the name of that one statue of the guy sitting on a rock with his fist on his chin? Do you think his butt gets sore from all the sitting or his hand or chin get sore from all the thinking? Oh that's what it was, The Thinker!
Вэйпәс Temu-әш ген гишынӣс сә̄ъбнис бырэ̄тӏръӣ мәс пӏәупӏытӏ


The Temu vape reversed the cilantro soap gene in my brother


Тә̄тӏуъ дәндәл... Тофәнг тыътӏуъ.


Steady... Fire.
Гьиърчӏа̄сысы гьиърчӏа̄сысы, Виттӏчӏа̄сысы виттӏчӏа̄сысы, Кӏыъркӏыъвсы кәмбчӏа̄сысы.


Miller is a miller, Taylor is a tailor, and Smith is a dentist.


Тэкра̄рм сәтиъ виркӏтӏ тӏуъччӏ, бәлэ, мин ю̄ътӏ сә гӯътӏ нэ̄чӏэ тӏӯъ о̄ста̄д сәтиъ нэкӏитӏиъды гьашэ̄. Тӏӯъ бэ̄нтӏычӏәм вӣдинтӏ, бә̄вр сә̄ъэ̄с огъэ̄рэ.
==Multiple sentences==
Ыг екӏчӏа̄сәрыс пӏалуягэ̄мтиъ нибэ̄нтӏ руктӏэ̄. Гӯ тӏыътӏ тӏэ̄ образован сытандартизирован вис нииъмтӏухъыъды эрчӏэ̄ э̄ррэ̄ са̄дэ̄. Кӏу 51%эс нуфӯсис Каспялъукъэ вә̄нд дыквӣъ сӯърӣъ дәркӏтӏыъ са̄дэ̄, мацорд нуфӯсис ба̄тӏ ныроджэ̄ о̄мэ̄ гьу никӏадгэ̄. Са̄зимысы нә̄ъ сә ыъхтӏ атӏэл.
 
Speakers of Russo-Guimin do not speak correctly. It is only because they don't have sufficient access to good standardized schooling. In Kaspiysk only 51 percent of the population is literate in the standard language, the rest of the population speaks incorrectly on a daily and casual basis. As an organization we abhor this.


The repetitiveness of it is boring, yes, but it's the only way you'll truly master it. You know what they say, ten thousand hours and whatnot.


Әттӏма бырӯъ? Чӏӯниъ ик гьар тӏәмӣ ыъкӏтӏды, Ми вӣцӏухъ са̄дэ̄ тәба̄р сэ̄тиъ ыъттӏ миъгы шумә; гӯ кӏунәм биврәм пыриютӏәд гьӣкьӏинэ кӏырәв миъгы бытӏ.


Ик сә имчӏ сытрелбищрэ̄дэ ттӏилитӏиъкьи джо̄ш, мин ю̄ътӏ ВАГ-73-әсы, джо̄дэ̄с сә висэ̄с хин, исинтӏ дуъчч уът дыкӏрәды.
Is she pure? When I ask that I'm only wondering whether or not her ancestry is mixed, many dogs from shelter in the area have mixed blood.


It'd be fun to take this one out on the range, but VAG-73s, especially in this good of condition, are hard to come by.


Ыг сэ̄сы питбуләсы пәррикъ виъкӏәд Румыниэ ниминми Sighet-әми әмтӏә. Кӏо таркӣбәс тӏәшэ̄с родословнае̄с 70%әм такърӣбән питбулитиъ тыринтӏ. Ыг сә дыкӏтӏәыъ сиъфэ̄синэ бивринэ мә̄ттӣинэ гьу биохимическинэ тӏәшэ̄с. Кӏо эттэ̄лэ̄сы гӯънтӏды эве кӏимликӏәд иъркъис тӏәшэ̄с.


Ккӏа эвмәс "ретвит" сә сӯъринӣ ттытӏ. Чӏу мәън тиртӏ?
She's a rescued pit-bull from a town in Romania called Sighet. Her genealogical composition comprises of around 70% pitbull. This can be noticed in many of her physical and biochemical traits. Facets unique to her species' identity.


It says someone "retweeted" that picture. What does that mean?


Сә ккӏа дәъгътсы ширйә̄нинс тӏо 141сы/91сы, е бирк хин уъртӏмысы сәрэ̄. Ик рицэпӏтӏ диуретикәмтиъ кәм тӏэ̄ дӯтӏиъ сә кумагбыдэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ тӏӯъ рацён тӏвитиъ нэкӏычӏ тӏиркӏтӏ иттӏ ю̄ътӏ шифә̄ӏ угь диркӏычӏрэ̄.


Ик почт электрон вицәпуръәд Нигериәд до̄тӏә нӯъ. Кӏу чӏӯниъ хин гьарац ми вит синтӏды тӏәмӣ ымтӏә, тӏәс вит 20млн₽ мэ̄ ӣнтӏцы, ик гӯътӏиъ ри!
It says here your blood pressure is 141/91, even higher than last time. I'll give you a prescription for some diuretics to help with that, but to see any improvement you really do need to change your diet.


I just got electronic mail from a Nigerian prince. He said that as soon as the money I sent him comes through he'll send me 20 million rubles, I'm rich!


Кӏуэ уъртӏмэ виъсэ ик вит тӏви сә компютэр бәвкӏтӏыъды, М кьавиш акӏтӏ иначӏ виъсэ̄? Тӏви вӣцӏухъ кьавишэ̄с итӏэрэ̄с кәм хин ыъсинтӏкьиды пычац мин ю̄ътӏ вэ̄, сә са̄дэ̄. Чинаграмэ̄сы микравалнофкэ̄с дыкӏтӏә нӯъ уъртӏмэ виъсэ ик кӏо̄ш бы̄ътӏды бәвг.


Кӏатӏырг, мамэ̄ "сә̄ъгьир пӏакӏайф" накӏытӏ иттифа̄къ гьу нуъ кор га̄йтӏ гьайъ нәджәмисинэ, ик гьинэцӏ тә̄тӏгьэ, вӣ е-секс рп кансел эхэнтӏуъ, ик ирр рӯъгьнӣ тӏо опӏтӏ гәмбэсинигъ къа̄риш ноднипӏиттәш
Why is it that every time I let you use this computer the M key always gets stuck? You'd think at least some other keys would be messed up but no, just that one. Now every time I try to type it looks like a transcript of a microwave.


Kitten, mommy accidentally got "wizard high" and is now in the astral realm, we're gonna have to call off the e-sex rp, I can't find your soul amongst the gnashing teeth of fate


Басәйн 10:00инигъ 20:00инигъ гӯътӏ ппё. Сәм, нӣш «НЕ КУРИТЬ»итиъ дыкӏтӏуъ;
тӏуъ сә сигарэтӏ тэтӏиъбыдкьи гӯъинәдды хвәз ттӏилитӏиъдыссә.


Иккы Karmandric Mossraven-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ пӏә̄ш митиъ тиртӏ
The pool is open from 10:00 to 20:00. Also, mind the No Smoking sign; you can finish that cigarette outside if you'd like.
Иккы Joranathon Thornblood-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ шафсәр митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Vortebel Graveheart-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ квартӏ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Thorandis Wolfpenus-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ мэс ыъкминытиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Grunduplunk Wormnugget-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ шәлг ттӏытӏуъ бәтт рәцӏәнэ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Dribbapindus Horsecorn-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ гьэ̄м шырапӏнэлиътиъ гэнэ̄тиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Eggnut Thunderbarf-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ милиътӏкъарӏ тӏәпӏыгъан вәппэ̄биъ тӣтӏәды бинк митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Jerbinkus Cheesetickle-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ суккакӏ ю̄ъсә̄ тӏипӏә̄ эвпӏә̄въкӏ  тӣтӏәды бинк митиъ тиртӏ


I am Karmandric Mossraven, you have my axe
I am Joranathon Thornblood, you have my blade
I am Vortebel Graveheart, you have my hammer
I am Thorandis Wolfpenus, you have my bag of rocks
I am Grunduplunk Wormnugget, you have my turnip tied to a rope
I am Dribbapindus Horsecorn, you have my handful of loose shrapnel
I am Eggnut Thunderbarf, you have my old pumpkin filled with wasps
I am Jerbinkus Cheesetickle, you have my ladle full of fairly warm soup


Бибәшшэ̄д хин, сәшшид Глебов, Нә̄ъ сә пӏалтӏ тӏвитиъ ттитӏиъыъ ла̄втӏ тӏукӏэ̄. Луътфән сыпа митиъ бәвкӏтӏуъ сәбыдэ̄, хъывэ̄ возмещениэ̄сы ниудопстәш.


Иккы Zankar Shadowmoon-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ шафсәр митиъ тиртӏ
I'm so sorry Mr. Glebov, we can get that coat of yours cleaned up shortly. In the meantime, please help yourself to our spa free of charge as compensation for the inconvenience.
Иккы Dabeebel Kabeebel-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ Ккӏыър Уъпӏэгӯъсәртиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Thorganald Wizzberry-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ тӏа̄лъ кәмбәмтиъ гъареәмтиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Diagonus Hypotenork-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ нагецыс әджәрэ̄мтиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Slardanagrath Flenk-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ Юл Хә̄тиъ Нивиъдәнцӏ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Barfigan Chunderthrust-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ киса гӯъмынәс бинк ккьоныргәми гэнәми митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Jarensendulep Mordusplent-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ фанфик Kirby's Air Rider-әтиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Winky Peepins-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ вэ̄йырг митиъ кьёв тиртӏ


I am Zankar Shadowmoon, you have my sword
I am Dabeebel Kabeebel, you have my Dagger of the Underbeast
I am Thorganald Wizzberry, you have my bag of assorted teeth
I am Diagonus Hypotenork, you have my dragon nuggets
I am Slardanagrath Flenk, you have my Ointment of Uncertain Origin
I am Barfigan Chunderthrust, you have my pocket full of loose acorns
I am Jarensendulep Mordusplent, you have my Kirby's Air Rider fanfiction
I am Winky Peepins, you have my cool stick


Бэ̄ръ руктӏ, ыг сә дә̄рӣтӏуъсы дуъсыгъәсы. Кӏу гъуллакъинсы тӏәш?


Кӏу мӣттӏыъмбыд горилинигъ гьу гыризылинигъ тӏыънтӏкьима кӏәппӏытт?
I'm gonna be honest, that was too long. What's the gist of it?
Гӯ жавабсы, тәъбәън, кӏәппӏытт гориләсы.
Би ымтӏуъ.
Гӯ огьӯрсы тӏәш са̄дәсы, гьу эв огьӯрсы са̄дэ̄.
Ыг кӏәппӏытт горил бягъакӏыс тыринтӏ, гьу сә бягъакӏыс быъгэнтӏыъ AR-15 афтӏаматӏәм двиъ-тирды.


What would win in a fight between a silverback gorilla and a grizzly bear?
The answer, of course, is a silverback gorilla.
Now hold on.
The reason for this is very simple, and it's only one reason.
A silverback gorilla has fingers, and it can use those fingers to dual-wield AR-15 assault rifles.


Кӏу тәълӣм тӏвитиъ дӯнтӏычӏ диншэ̄ хин иттиълә̄ъис, әгәрчи тэ̄нтӏ пӏырәппыъ пәррикъ э̄нмнӣ гьу ка̄гъәмәс имчӏинэ, вит е хин ниимтӏәухъ. Ми якӏэтӏиъкьи тӏӯъ нипӏитт двиъбӣънтӏды вӣдрәгьэыъэ̄ е әттыэ̄.


Такърӣбән ккӏа «кӏу хин пирог митиъ бәвкӏтӏ»
Giving your teachings in a such a information-dense way, while great for saving breath and paper, makes them much less accessible. I'd suggest you re-write them in a way that's more easily parseable.


Such as "who the hell is eating my pie"


Ик гьәълтӏ эвэ сә буравае̄м Palestine-әмиэ та̄тӏ та̄тӏ. Чӏӯниъ сә ы̄в гӯънтӏэды нӯъ э̄нкӏтӏ тӏуъччӏ, вит ы̄в двитӏӣъмдэ синтӏинтӏ. Гъё̄мәсы хин.


Синтӏинтӏиндэ гӯънцӏ гьарпацӏ ябыкъмппӏэ нә̄ъм, эттэз бэ̄нтӏды кӏу "Твә̄р тӣтӏуъ ппё чӏуъ ы̄в тӣнтӏыъ гьарпацӏ." Кӏу ми "Ни, ик мит нибытӏ та̄тӏ нукӏтӏэ̄, ппёмэ мәс двиъсинтӏинтӏуъиндэ," мин ю̄ътӏ кӏэнинтӏ лыцӏакӏ туърмәс ккӏыърэ̄с гьу ккәлэ̄с ттәнцӏ. Ик ләйктӏ динэрдыъмбыд синтӏытӏ каркар ппанцӏ гьу синтӏнинтӏәдды иъшш. Ик нипӏитт бы̄ътӏ пӏәччӏ гьар тӏэ̄ екӏды вит возмещени сыттӏ ми тӏэ̄тӏссәцы ыджэ̄, ик тӏуъ тыътӏ боркь мэ̄ ытӏухъды. Мәссимба̄ла̄.
I work on one of them oil rigs by Palestine (Texas). Once the one we're at now comes up empty they'll send us over to the next one. Hell of a way to make a living.


They came in drunk after we closed, demanding "Open the door so we can drink." I said "No, I don't have wine at night, come back when I open," but they started to lever the doors with knives and rods. I jumped up to the roof shouting and so they ran off. I therefore write to ask you to send for compensation if I'm justified, so I get what I'm due. Best wishes.


Тӏви барбекюә̄ гӯътӏссә мац, динэ мэ̄тӏбырэ̄тӏръис мәс John синттӏуъ. Тӏәс нугь такърӣбән тӏӯъ хвәз ттӏәлтӏкьиды уъпӏтӏыъ пӏырәппыъэ̄ хин тӏӯъ мӣм гьу зәм эрчӏ тӏәмӣ ттутӏиъссә. Әгәрчи гьар нугьдэ хин выгинтӏды тынэнтӏды шаркъээ̄ тӏәмӣ мӣ ыъкӏтӏуъ, сә барбекюәсы гьашәсы вэ̄гӯътӏ.


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If it's barbecue you got a hankering for head on over to my uncle John's. Just about anything you could want he can cook up real nice if you give him enough meat and time. Don't ask him for none of that shit they make out East though, that ain't real barbecue.
сон. тӏәрнерәм. ыг «JAPAN expo»дэ синтӏычӏ ттӏил е джо̄ш. миръәдж байрамӣ до̄леисӣ та̄тӏ еркӏи. до̄лэ̄сы сәм әттӏ мигъ гьу цӏиръ хин. вин. яоиәмәс уъпӏинтӏ. бәлэ ю̄ъс о̄с мэ̄ дыкӏытӏ рукӏтӏэ̄. яоиәсы. июл 14э байрамсы до̄леисы ватӏинс мигъәш мәс. ыг сә о̄мэ, вин яоиәмәс уъпӏинтӏ.


hier. des jeunes. ils preferent aller a la Japan expo. plutot que feter la fete nationale. notre si grand et beau pays. ils achetent. des yaois. oui mous m'avez bien entendu. des yaois. le 14 julliet la fete nationale notre grand patrie. ce jour la ils achetentdu yaoi


yesterday. the youth. they prefer going to JAPAN expo. instead of celebrating the national holiday. our country so big and beautiful. they buy. yaois. yes you heard me right. yaois. the 14th of july the national holiday our big homeland. this day, they buy yaoi.
Китә̄бы пӏырәппыъәс чӏиррәкӏ до̄ттӏнӣ хханэ бытӏ. Нигӯътӏ кӏэнчӏ тӏӯъ тӣтӏды япӏ гьу двиъсинттӏдэды уъртӏмэ̄ чӏӯ, тӏви вә̄нд кӏокӏтӏычӏәд имитӏиъ джо̄ш виъсэ̄. Ӏә̄дә̄бә̄ вит ым ләйктӏ бы̄ъминдэ хая̄лнә̄м сәм та̄нтӏуъпӏтӏэыъ, ыъкӏа̄нәс мухтәлифэ̄, сәнчӏэ̄сы гӯътӏ оккӏ тӏвитиъ бы̄ъмәд гьашәд мәнцӏ.


A great book is like a close friend. No matter how many times you close it and come back to it, you'll always derive joy from reading it. Literature allows us to dive into a world of our imagination, in other words a distraction from the real world.


Кӏу нәвъсы эукариотэ̄с сәсы? Бибәшшэ̄д, ми кӏиәш нииттӏ са̄дэ̄.


What kind of eukaryote is that? Sorry, I'm just not from around here.
Чӏӯсы ниминсы сә эв тимсә̄лис ынӣс ыъкӏмыънэ зәнцӏ гьу юрр сәтиъ гинэ тӏәш лләнцӏ гӯътӏ? Тӏви вэцӏухъма ръо̄н сәтиъ сидычӏәмәс хин накӏтӏды кортӏ, би кисәр сәтиъ би кин сәтиъ вӣдухъычӏәмәс хин накӏтӏды кортӏ? О̄ сә гӯътӏ, The Thinker!


What's the name of that one statue of the guy sitting on a rock with his fist on his chin? Do you think his butt gets sore from all the sitting or his hand or chin get sore from all the thinking? Oh that's what it was, The Thinker!


Ыг эукариотэ̄с сә о̄мә̄ээ̄ вэдинтӏухъ эве хин га̄йнтӏды. «Ӯ ик сэлулм тӏырӣ тыринтӏ нӯъ, ми квырки хин әттӏма?» вирг кӏатӏуъ мацордиъсыэ̄ нә̄ъм. Гӯ ик дәъякъ упӏитӏиъкьи сэлулм дуъсыгъә̄с лар тты̄нәсды мәнтӏиъ гьәъшшәд ни эонигъ эв хин гьу сә виъсм тэ̄нтӏды вэ̄вэдәнтӏиъ.


Eukaryotes these days think they're so special. "Wow I have three cells now aren't I so quirky?" get a job like the rest of us. I bet in not even an eon they'll be hoarding too many cells to count and not even know what all of them do.
Тә̄тӏуъ дәндәл... Тофәнг тыътӏуъ.


Steady... Fire.


Да̄стиныс виъсә̄с ккӏа, ми сәнтӏитӏиъкьи иъшш е тӏукӏэ̄ ик гьәъч сә дыро̄вӣ тә̄тӏссә.
Әгәрчи тита̄тӏ, әмтӏухъчӏәсы са̄дэ̄ мәс интӏвицыэ̄сы кӏӯгьәд сә дәр ццӏапӏыгъан ита̄тӏ мәджнӯн сәнтӏитӏиъкьичӏәш ''такэ̄'' иъшш гӯътӏ.


The legends all say that if I ate the fruit from this tree I would run faster. Now that I have though, all I've gained is the feeling that I ''should'' run faster from whatever possessed that old tree.
Тэкра̄рм сәтиъ виркӏтӏ тӏуъччӏ, бәлэ, мин ю̄ътӏ сә гӯътӏ нэ̄чӏэ тӏӯъ о̄ста̄д сәтиъ нэкӏитӏиъды гьашэ̄. Тӏӯъ бэ̄нтӏычӏәм вӣдинтӏ, бә̄вр сә̄ъэ̄с огъэ̄рэ.


The repetitiveness of it is boring, yes, but it's the only way you'll truly master it. You know what they say, ten thousand hours and whatnot.


Зыз бӣн бырэдж, зыз зыз бӣн бырэдж. Икми синттӏуъ гьу вит бо̄шшәм виъсә̄с дыкӏрә!


Buzz little bee, buzz buzz little bee. Come along and find all the flowers with me!
Ик сә имчӏ сытрелбищрэ̄дэ ттӏилитӏиъкьи джо̄ш, мин ю̄ътӏ ВАГ-73-әсы, джо̄дэ̄с сә висэ̄с хин, исинтӏ дуъчч уът дыкӏрәды.


It'd be fun to take this one out on the range, but VAG-73s, especially in this good of condition, are hard to come by.


Къа̄нӯными авиацыэ̄с виъды̄нәс виъсәмы сәмвоккӏәд, бӣнәс пӏэкк ӣтӏыъ такэ̄ ни угьэ̄. Пӏэккәм исинтӏ бырэдж дуъсыгъэ̄ билтӏ тӏуъм бырэдж сәтиъ буътнуъпӏәд тирыъндэды. Бӣнәс, тәъбәън, пӏэкк ӣтӏ ни кӏэнчӏ. Э̄ррэ̄ бӣнә̄с кӏадг сәнчӏэ̄мәс мәнвис нитты̄нәсыъчӏэ вӣдинтӏухъды нидӯнтӏ.


According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Ккӏа эвмәс "ретвит" сә сӯъринӣ ттытӏ. Чӏу мәън тиртӏ?


It says someone "retweeted" that picture. What does that mean?


«Quick brown fox» матын чаме эттэзе баръиъбиъ әърәбӣс бырӯъос, кӏо̄ш сәвътӣэ̄мәс гьу нәъгьыввӣ бӣъды са̄дэ̄. Рэ̄дыкэ̄сы кӏыриъччэ̄сы га̄йтӏ пӏӯв, гьу тӏиркӏтӏерәм виъсәм ик виъдәнцӏухъды нӯъбыд воккӏытиъ гьу нипӏиттитиъ (сингармонизмәми) чӏиррәкӏимбыд әъсрӣимбыд ттӏилинтӏычӏәсы мәс гӯътӏ двиъчӏ


obligatory quick brown fox sample text using entirely arabic words just to test out phonetics and grammar. first is the definite proto, and second is me implementing all sound and ortho changes (including the vowel harmony) ive thought of so far into what the modern may end up looking like
Ик почт электрон вицәпуръәд Нигериәд до̄тӏә нӯъ. Кӏу чӏӯниъ хин гьарац ми вит синтӏды тӏәмӣ ымтӏә, тӏәс вит 20млн₽ мэ̄ ӣнтӏцы, ик гӯътӏиъ ри!


I just got electronic mail from a Nigerian prince. He said that as soon as the money I sent him comes through he'll send me 20 million rubles, I'm rich!


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уът ми пӏэкк мӣндэ
уът ми бӣътӏ хин хуй
уът сә вӣдытӏчӏэ мәс мидиркӏтӏ
кӏурсәд джиу-джитсуәш мӣнис мәс


fly me to the moon
Кӏатӏырг, мамэ̄ "сә̄ъгьир пӏакӏайф" накӏытӏ иттифа̄къ гьу нуъ кор га̄йтӏ гьайъ нәджәмисинэ, ик гьинэцӏ тә̄тӏгьэ, вӣ е-секс рп кансел эхэнтӏуъ, ик ирр рӯъгьнӣ тӏо опӏтӏ гәмбэсинигъ къа̄риш ноднипӏиттәш
let me kick is fucking ass
let me show it what I learned
in my moon jujitsu class


Kitten, mommy accidentally got "wizard high" and is now in the astral realm, we're gonna have to call off the e-sex rp, I can't find your soul amongst the gnashing teeth of fate


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мән сә иттӏинәд хроническэ̄
ппанцӏинигъчӏ кӏукӏтӏ тэ̄нтӏ кӏу
О̄О̄О̄о̄о̄о̄ э̄, сә чӏиппэкӏ двә̄ гьә̄ъцӏвис хвәз семичкӣъ сәм ттӏилды тир ХИН


person who is chronically outside
Иккы Karmandric Mossraven-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ пӏә̄ш митиъ тиртӏ
they see discourse and just go
Иккы Joranathon Thornblood-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ шафсәр митиъ тиртӏ
HOOOooo man, this is JUST like when two sparrows want the same sunflower seed
Иккы Vortebel Graveheart-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ квартӏ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Thorandis Wolfpenus-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ мэс ыъкминытиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Grunduplunk Wormnugget-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ шәлг ттӏытӏуъ бәтт рәцӏәнэ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Dribbapindus Horsecorn-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ гьэ̄м шырапӏнэлиътиъ гэнэ̄тиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Eggnut Thunderbarf-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ милиътӏкъарӏ тӏәпӏыгъан вәппэ̄биъ тӣтӏәды бинк митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Jerbinkus Cheesetickle-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ суккакӏ ю̄ъсә̄ тӏипӏә̄ эвпӏә̄въкӏ  тӣтӏәды бинк митиъ тиртӏ


I am Karmandric Mossraven, you have my axe
I am Joranathon Thornblood, you have my blade
I am Vortebel Graveheart, you have my hammer
I am Thorandis Wolfpenus, you have my bag of rocks
I am Grunduplunk Wormnugget, you have my turnip tied to a rope
I am Dribbapindus Horsecorn, you have my handful of loose shrapnel
I am Eggnut Thunderbarf, you have my old pumpkin filled with wasps
I am Jerbinkus Cheesetickle, you have my ladle full of fairly warm soup


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гномәм до̄лэ̄с,
уттӏыс митиъ минтӏуъ
джа̄гдэ,
хиттӏэнтӏды такэ̄
э̄ сәнчӏэ̄сы хин сәсы такърӣбән огьӯрсы пӏытт митиъ сә вебсайтәд тӣды тӏиркӏтӏ әттӏ дыъчч га̄йтӏ хин. Джа̄гэ чӏу адуъкӏ, мэ̄ екӏтӏуъ, сә нәвъ апсурд джо̄де вит дыкӏтӏә.
west virginia


country gnomes,
Иккы Zankar Shadowmoon-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ шафсәр митиъ тиртӏ
take my bones
Иккы Dabeebel Kabeebel-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ Ккӏыър Уъпӏэгӯъсәртиъ митиъ тиртӏ
to a place,
Иккы Thorganald Wizzberry-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ тӏа̄лъ кәмбәмтиъ гъареәмтиъ митиъ тиртӏ
they don't belong
Иккы Diagonus Hypotenork-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ нагецыс әджәрэ̄мтиъ митиъ тиртӏ
see shit like this is the reason that it's so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.
Иккы Slardanagrath Flenk-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ Юл Хә̄тиъ Нивиъдәнцӏ митиъ тиртӏ
west virginia
Иккы Barfigan Chunderthrust-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ киса гӯъмынәс бинк ккьоныргәми гэнәми митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Jarensendulep Mordusplent-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ фанфик Kirby's Air Rider-әтиъ митиъ тиртӏ
Иккы Winky Peepins-әсы, ыг тӏӯъ вэ̄йырг митиъ кьёв тиртӏ


I am Zankar Shadowmoon, you have my sword
I am Dabeebel Kabeebel, you have my Dagger of the Underbeast
I am Thorganald Wizzberry, you have my bag of assorted teeth
I am Diagonus Hypotenork, you have my dragon nuggets
I am Slardanagrath Flenk, you have my Ointment of Uncertain Origin
I am Barfigan Chunderthrust, you have my pocket full of loose acorns
I am Jarensendulep Mordusplent, you have my Kirby's Air Rider fanfiction
I am Winky Peepins, you have my cool stick


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мәнг гэнырг. ми диндэ имтӏуъ. ми тӏэ̄тӏды такэ̄. гъайб ёргъ. ссәнцӏ хин. ми диндэ имтӏуъ. мәнг гэнырг.


comfy bed. take me home. to the place. where i belong. pillow blanky. sleeping soundly. take me home. comfy bed.
Кӏу мӣттӏыъмбыд горилинигъ гьу гыризылинигъ тӏыънтӏкьима кӏәппӏытт?
Гӯ жавабсы, тәъбәън, кӏәппӏытт гориләсы.
Би ымтӏуъ.
Гӯ огьӯрсы тӏәш са̄дәсы, гьу эв огьӯрсы са̄дэ̄.
Ыг кӏәппӏытт горил бягъакӏыс тыринтӏ, гьу сә бягъакӏыс быъгэнтӏыъ AR-15 афтӏаматӏәм двиъ-тирды.


What would win in a fight between a silverback gorilla and a grizzly bear?
The answer, of course, is a silverback gorilla.
Now hold on.
The reason for this is very simple, and it's only one reason.
A silverback gorilla has fingers, and it can use those fingers to dual-wield AR-15 assault rifles.


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Маргьәъбән джәнгәлэ
Нә̄ъ дәрвис диврә̄с тыринтӏ
Нә̄ъ виъсм тӏӯъ хвәз ттӏилды тиртӏ
Сә сәнчӏэ̄сы дыро̄всы гӯънтӏссә


Welcome to the jungle
Такърӣбән ккӏа «кӏу хин пирог митиъ бәвкӏтӏ»
We've got lots of trees
 
We've got everything you want
Such as "who the hell is eating my pie"
If that thing is trees
 


Синтӏинтӏиндэ гӯънцӏ гьарпацӏ ябыкъмппӏэ нә̄ъм, эттэз бэ̄нтӏды кӏу "Твә̄р тӣтӏуъ ппё чӏуъ ы̄в тӣнтӏыъ гьарпацӏ." Кӏу ми "Ни, ик мит нибытӏ та̄тӏ нукӏтӏэ̄, ппёмэ мәс двиъсинтӏинтӏуъиндэ," мин ю̄ътӏ кӏэнинтӏ лыцӏакӏ туърмәс ккӏыърэ̄с гьу ккәлэ̄с ттәнцӏ. Ик ләйктӏ динэрдыъмбыд синтӏытӏ каркар ппанцӏ гьу синтӏнинтӏәдды иъшш. Ик нипӏитт бы̄ътӏ пӏәччӏ гьар тӏэ̄ екӏды вит возмещени сыттӏ ми тӏэ̄тӏссәцы ыджэ̄, ик тӏуъ тыътӏ боркь мэ̄ ытӏухъды. Мәссимба̄ла̄.


ГӮЪТӀКЬИ ГОСПӀОД ОПОССУМ
They came in drunk after we closed, demanding "Open the door so we can drink." I said "No, I don't have wine at night, come back when I open," but they started to lever the doors with knives and rods. I jumped up to the roof shouting and so they ran off. I therefore write to ask you to send for compensation if I'm justified, so I get what I'm due. Best wishes.
«Госпӏод Опоссум, ик тӏви рыцардэ ттӏилтӏ»


LONG LIVE SIR POSSUM
"Sir Possum, I knight thee"


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сон. тӏәрнерәм. ыг «JAPAN expo»дэ синтӏычӏ ттӏил е джо̄ш. миръәдж байрамӣ до̄леисӣ та̄тӏ еркӏи. до̄лэ̄сы сәм әттӏ мигъ гьу цӏиръ хин. вин. яоиәмәс уъпӏинтӏ. бәлэ ю̄ъс о̄с мэ̄ дыкӏытӏ рукӏтӏэ̄. яоиәсы. июл 14э байрамсы до̄леисы ватӏинс мигъәш мәс. ыг сә о̄мэ, вин яоиәмәс уъпӏинтӏ.


The word person starts with the M sound. Ma, ama, am.
hier. des jeunes. ils preferent aller a la Japan expo. plutot que feter la fete nationale. notre si grand et beau pays. ils achetent. des yaois. oui mous m'avez bien entendu. des yaois. le 14 julliet la fete nationale notre grand patrie. ce jour la ils achetentdu yaoi


Гӯ баръиъс мән воккӏэ М кӏантӏ. Ма, а-ма, ам.
yesterday. the youth. they prefer going to JAPAN expo. instead of celebrating the national holiday. our country so big and beautiful. they buy. yaois. yes you heard me right. yaois. the 14th of july the national holiday our big homeland. this day, they buy yaoi.




Бэ̄ръ икми якӏтӏәгьэ. ''Мән''. Ә дыкӏтӏуъ кӏыриъчч тӣ рукӏтӏэ̄. Ни ''мәън'', ''мән''.
Кӏу нәвъсы эукариотэ̄с сәсы? Бибәшшэ̄д, ми кӏиәш нииттӏ са̄дэ̄.


Sound out the word with me. ''Person''. Be sure to get the Ä right. Not ''meaning'', ''person''.
What kind of eukaryote is that? Sorry, I'm just not from around here.




Ривалюцыэ̄сы Сәънӏэ̄с гьу артинксы тӏәш фә̄джиъэ̄сы бәшаринӣ ӣттӏ. Мутт гайджэ̄тиъ сәм до̄лэ̄сэ «пиръәфтэ» ттӏанцӏды воркӏтӏ е биврэ̄ хин, мин ю̄ътӏ вит ынкӏэрутив ӣттӏ нидырӯ, вит гайдж ӣттӏ нитӏыпӏтӏ, вит мәнвис карә̄м нибибытӏ, вит әъза̄б психологическ (тӏыриътӏ бы̄ъмэ әъза̄б мә̄ттӣ сәм) киттӏакӏ нинуътӏ, зарар хин бы̄ъминӣ тәъбӣъэ тита̄тӏ. тихнологиэ̄ дэвэлопӏ та̄мынәс та̄мынәсчӏәс вит ттӏанцӏчӏ тӣтӏиъ дуъш. Тәъбәън вит мәнвис карә̄мәд е бивр имәнтӏиъ гьу зарар хин бы̄ъминӣ тәъбӣъэ тӣтӏиъ, якъӣн вит нидырӯм ынкӏэрутивнтиъ гьу әъза̄б психологическ е кӏэнитӏиъ, вит әъза̄б мә̄ттӣ до̄лэ̄сэ «пиръәфтэ» е кӏэнитӏиъкьи.
Ыг эукариотэ̄с сә о̄мә̄ээ̄ вэдинтӏухъ эве хин га̄йнтӏды. «Ӯ ик сэлулм тӏырӣ тыринтӏ нӯъ, ми квырки хин әттӏма?» вирг кӏатӏуъ мацордиъсыэ̄ нә̄ъм. Гӯ ик дәъякъ упӏитӏиъкьи сэлулм дуъсыгъә̄с лар тты̄нәсды мәнтӏиъ гьәъшшәд ни эонигъ эв хин гьу сә виъсм тэ̄нтӏды вэ̄вэдәнтӏиъ.


The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.
Eukaryotes these days think they're so special. "Wow I have three cells now aren't I so quirky?" get a job like the rest of us. I bet in not even an eon they'll be hoarding too many cells to count and not even know what all of them do.




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Да̄стиныс виъсә̄с ккӏа, ми сәнтӏитӏиъкьи иъшш е тӏукӏэ̄ ик гьәъч сә дыро̄вӣ тә̄тӏссә.
Катуъсы Къарнысинэ Мичинэ:
Әгәрчи тита̄тӏ, әмтӏухъчӏәсы са̄дэ̄ мәс интӏвицыэ̄сы кӏӯгьәд сә дәр ццӏапӏыгъан ита̄тӏ мәджнӯн сәнтӏитӏиъкьичӏәш ''такэ̄'' иъшш гӯътӏ.
*гьәълтӏ вис та̄нәнцӏ
*кәлӣсдэ иънәнцӏ
*кӏэнгэ̄с сәрэ̄е иънәнцӏ
*ынкӏэрутивинӣ дуънәнцӏ
Катуъсы нӯъ:
*тәмбәл гьу умәдур
*кә̄фирс
*тәмбәл дуъсыгъ кӏэнгэ̄с сәрэ̄е ӣтӏды


Cats in Middle Ages:
The legends all say that if I ate the fruit from this tree I would run faster. Now that I have though, all I've gained is the feeling that I ''should'' run faster from whatever possessed that old tree.
*hard working
*went to church
*walked on hind legs
*contributed to society
Cats now:
*lazy and ungrateful
*atheists
*too lazy to walk on hind legs




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Зыз бӣн бырэдж, зыз зыз бӣн бырэдж. Икми синттӏуъ гьу вит бо̄шшәм виъсә̄с дыкӏрә!
Хозяйн Тӏӣтӏә Бӣт Рентӏ Ттӏәлтӏыъндэды Э̄ррэ̄ Пакъинӣ Е Мигьэ Вӣдытӏухъ


Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number
Buzz little bee, buzz buzz little bee. Come along and find all the flowers with me!




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Къа̄нӯными авиацыэ̄с виъды̄нәс виъсәмы сәмвоккӏәд, бӣнәс пӏэкк ӣтӏыъ такэ̄ ни угьэ̄. Пӏэккәм исинтӏ бырэдж дуъсыгъэ̄ билтӏ тӏуъм бырэдж сәтиъ буътнуъпӏәд тирыъндэды. Бӣнәс, тәъбәън, пӏэкк ӣтӏ ни кӏэнчӏ. Э̄ррэ̄ бӣнә̄с кӏадг сәнчӏэ̄мәс мәнвис нитты̄нәсыъчӏэ вӣдинтӏухъды нидӯнтӏ.
Сә гӯътӏ
Агь
Сытӏәнцӏ сәтиъ екӏтӏуърэ̄ роспинэ джәрәнинэ


There he is
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Bear
His arrival was foretold in ancient murals.




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«Quick brown fox» матын чаме эттэзе баръиъбиъ әърәбӣс бырӯъос, кӏо̄ш сәвътӣэ̄мәс гьу нәъгьыввӣ бӣъды са̄дэ̄. Рэ̄дыкэ̄сы кӏыриъччэ̄сы га̄йтӏ пӏӯв, гьу тӏиркӏтӏерәм виъсәм ик виъдәнцӏухъды нӯъбыд воккӏытиъ гьу нипӏиттитиъ (сингармонизмәми) чӏиррәкӏимбыд әъсрӣимбыд ттӏилинтӏычӏәсы мәс гӯътӏ двиъчӏ
БУЪТ ӢТӀ ТЭ̄НТӀ ВИЪПӀЫ КАКМӘСӘРЭ̄ ВИЪСЭ̄
ИК ПӀАЛАВИЦЭ̄С МИТИЪ ТТӀӘЛНИНТӏИНЭ НЫРОДЖЭ̄


THE GROUND TREMBLES WITH MY EVERY STEP
obligatory quick brown fox sample text using entirely arabic words just to test out phonetics and grammar. first is the definite proto, and second is me implementing all sound and ortho changes (including the vowel harmony) ive thought of so far into what the modern may end up looking like
I HAVE INSTALLED MY FLOORBOARDS INCORRECTLY




Двә̄ Кӏонтӏорэ̄с Джәрим Тә̄тӏә Несоблюдениэ̄с Нон Запӏравкӏэ̄сэ Minnesota-әш
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уът ми пӏэкк мӣндэ
уът ми бӣътӏ хин хуй
уът сә вӣдытӏчӏэ мәс мидиркӏтӏ
кӏурсәд джиу-джитсуәш мӣнис мәс


Two Companies Fined for Violations at Nine Minnesota Gas Stations
fly me to the moon
let me kick is fucking ass
let me show it what I learned
in my moon jujitsu class




Ми вӣцӏ тӏӯъ вәд сыттӏыъды висэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ кьӏӯтӏәсы гӯътӏ тӏӯътӏы дуъсыгъэ̄. Луътфән кьӏа̄тӏигъ синттӏуъ, километырәм пӏә̄въкӏә̄с са̄дэ̄ кӏиъсәд ттӏэнтӏ.
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мән сә иттӏинәд хроническэ̄
ппанцӏинигъчӏ кӏукӏтӏ тэ̄нтӏ кӏу
О̄О̄О̄о̄о̄о̄ э̄, сә чӏиппэкӏ двә̄ гьә̄ъцӏвис хвәз семичкӣъ сәм ттӏилды тир ХИН


I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few kilometers from here.
person who is chronically outside
they see discourse and just go
HOOOooo man, this is JUST like when two sparrows want the same sunflower seed




Э̄ ТӀВИ
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МӘН КЬЁВ
гномәм до̄лэ̄с,
СЫПАС ИКМИ СИЦӀДЫ 🙂
уттӏыс митиъ минтӏуъ
ИК ТТӀИЛЫТӀ ДЖО̄Ш ХИИИИИИН 🙂
джа̄гдэ,
ТӀВИ ДИНДЭ МӘС СИНТТӀ ТАКЭ̄ НАЧЁКЭ̄
хиттӏэнтӏды такэ̄
МӘ̄ТӀСӘР МӘС ПОПКОР НӘ̄С УПӀИТӀИЪ
э̄ сәнчӏэ̄сы хин сәсы такърӣбән огьӯрсы пӏытт митиъ сә вебсайтәд тӣды тӏиркӏтӏ әттӏ дыъчч га̄йтӏ хин. Джа̄гэ чӏу адуъкӏ, мэ̄ екӏтӏуъ, сә нәвъ апсурд джо̄де вит дыкӏтӏә.
ГЬУ ВӘТ ЫМ КИНОМ 12+ ДЫКӀӘНТӀИЪ
west virginia
ГЬУ ИК ВИТ ТӀВИ СӘ ТТӀИЛИТӀИЪӘД
Э̄РРЭ̄ ТӀӮЪСЫ БӘЧ ДОТТАГЪЫСЫ МӘС


HEY YOU
country gnomes,
COOL GUY
take my bones
THANKS FOR HANGING OUT WITH ME 🙂
to a place,
I HAD A LOOOOOOT OF FUN 🙂
they don't belong
YOU SHOULD COME TO MY HOUSE FOR A SLEEPOVER
see shit like this is the reason that it's so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.
MY MOM WILL MAKE US POPPYCORN
west virginia
AND LET US WATCH PG-13 MOVIES
AND I'LL LET YOU PICK
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND




Э̄кь вӣърэ упӏтӏкьи гьу гӯътӏиъ тӏипӏ о̄мныънэ эв. Э̄кь вӣърэ вит нэкӏтӏкьи гьу гӯътӏиъ тӏипӏ мацордйыънэ гӯътӏэ̄с
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мәнг гэнырг. ми диндэ имтӏуъ. ми тӏэ̄тӏды такэ̄. гъайб ёргъ. ссәнцӏ хин. ми диндэ имтӏуъ. мәнг гэнырг.


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
comfy bed. take me home. to the place. where i belong. pillow blanky. sleeping soundly. take me home. comfy bed.




Кӏуън кӏорчымэ̄индэ синтӏытӏ гьу екӏатӏ «ик нугь никӏукӏтӏыъ, ик тӏәмӣ ппёэ̄ упӏитӏиъ.»
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Маргьәъбән джәнгәлэ
Нә̄ъ дәрвис диврә̄с тыринтӏ
Нә̄ъ виъсм тӏӯъ хвәз ттӏилды тиртӏ
Сә сәнчӏэ̄сы дыро̄всы гӯънтӏссә


A dog walked into a tavern and said "I can’t see a thing, I'll open this one."
Welcome to the jungle
We've got lots of trees
We've got everything you want
If that thing is trees




Нәгн, Нәгн; о̄ әъджәб (митиъ).
ГӮЪТӀКЬИ ГОСПӀОД ОПОССУМ
Нәгн, Нәгн; сәнттӏуърэ̄дэ мэ̄ пӏа̄ккӏ дуътӏ.
«Госпӏод Опоссум, ик тӏви рыцардэ ттӏилтӏ»


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
LONG LIVE SIR POSSUM
Bread, Bread; come feed me.
"Sir Possum, I knight thee"




Дунайәд Волгадэ! ръӯе̄сы двә̄, до̄лэ̄сы эв!
The word person starts with the M sound. Ma, ama, am.


From the Danube to the Volga! - Two rivers, One nation!
Гӯ баръиъс мән воккӏэ М кӏантӏ. Ма, а-ма, ам.




Баркалааа ик гьуъпп гъайбмәс ттӏытӏ! Әсинтӏ мыд гьу та̄нрәыъ гынэчӏ гьу ик гьуъпп гыркисӣ та̄нтӏычӏэ ттӏытӏ!
Бэ̄ръ икми якӏтӏәгьэ. ''Мән''. Ә дыкӏтӏуъ кӏыриъчч тӣ рукӏтӏэ̄. Ни ''мәън'', ''мән''.


hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!
Sound out the word with me. ''Person''. Be sure to get the Ä right. Not ''meaning'', ''person''.




Ыг компютэрәс тӏо пӏаникӏ ядрэ̄ дәркӏытӏухъ гьу тынтӏ ю̄ътӏ виъкӏэн. Кьавиш бы̄ътӏуъ би мытӏуъ сә̄нӣэ̄ кәм синтӏычӏрэ̄ тӏо.
Ривалюцыэ̄сы Сәънӏэ̄с гьу артинксы тӏәш фә̄джиъэ̄сы бәшаринӣ ӣттӏ. Мутт гайджэ̄тиъ сәм до̄лэ̄сэ «пиръәфтэ» ттӏанцӏды воркӏтӏ е биврэ̄ хин, мин ю̄ътӏ вит ынкӏэрутив ӣттӏ нидырӯ, вит гайдж ӣттӏ нитӏыпӏтӏ, вит мәнвис карә̄м нибибытӏ, вит әъза̄б психологическ (тӏыриътӏ бы̄ъмэ әъза̄б мә̄ттӣ сәм) киттӏакӏ нинуътӏ, зарар хин бы̄ъминӣ тәъбӣъэ тита̄тӏ. тихнологиэ̄ дэвэлопӏ та̄мынәс та̄мынәсчӏәс вит ттӏанцӏчӏ тӣтӏиъ дуъш. Тәъбәън вит мәнвис карә̄мәд е бивр имәнтӏиъ гьу зарар хин бы̄ъминӣ тәъбӣъэ тӣтӏиъ, якъӣн вит нидырӯм ынкӏэрутивнтиъ гьу әъза̄б психологическ е кӏэнитӏиъ, вит әъза̄б мә̄ттӣ до̄лэ̄сэ «пиръәфтэ» е кӏэнитӏиъкьи.


Your computer has experienced a kernel panic and had to restart. Press a key or wait a few seconds to continue.
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.




Сә чӏӯйәсы киттәсы. Дыкӏинтӏуъ кӏыриъчч ӏәмә̄л тӏвитиъ виъс ю̄ъсми им ю̄ъс сытӏинтӏинәдычӏрэ̄ пӏайсәш.
[[File:Medieval Cats.png|thumb]]
Катуъсы Къарнысинэ Мичинэ:
*гьәълтӏ вис та̄нәнцӏ
*кәлӣсдэ иънәнцӏ
*кӏэнгэ̄с сәрэ̄е иънәнцӏ
*ынкӏэрутивинӣ дуънәнцӏ
Катуъсы нӯъ:
*тәмбәл гьу умәдур
*кә̄фирс
*тәмбәл дуъсыгъ кӏэнгэ̄с сәрэ̄е ӣтӏды


This is the last stop. Make sure to take all your belongings with you before leaving the train.
Cats in Middle Ages:
*hard working
*went to church
*walked on hind legs
*contributed to society
Cats now:
*lazy and ungrateful
*atheists
*too lazy to walk on hind legs




♖ Рухх
[[File:Guimin Landlord.png|thumb]]
Руктӏэ̄ ӣтӏ
Хозяйн Тӏӣтӏә Бӣт Рентӏ Ттӏәлтӏыъндэды Э̄ррэ̄ Пакъинӣ Е Мигьэ Вӣдытӏухъ
♗ Фӣл
 
Диагоналэ̄ ӣтӏ
Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number
♕ Вәзӣр
Вәзӣрәсы = руххәсы + фӣләсы
♔ Шә̄гь
Къиъттэ̄сы бәч гы̄рэ̄сы
♘ Гьиъса̄н
L-игъ ӣтӏ
♙ Бэ̄дакъ
Ӣтӏрэ̄дэ са̄дэ̄


♖ The rook
It moves in straight lines
♗ The bishop
It moves diagonally
♕ The queen
Queen = rook + bishop
♔ The king
The most important piece
♘ The knight
It moves in an L shape
♙ The pawn
It moves forward only


[[File:Guimin Bear.jpg|thumb]]
Сә гӯътӏ
Агь
Сытӏәнцӏ сәтиъ екӏтӏуърэ̄ роспинэ джәрәнинэ


Тӏӯъ хвәз званич екӏычӏэ ттӏәлтӏссә, луътфән тырупкӏ ттӏытӏуъуъппыд гьу кӏо̄ш двиъбы̄ътӏуъ. Тӏӯъ кумаг бытӏссә ю̄ътӏ, тырупкӏ ттӏытӏуъуъппыд гьу набирач чилифонистэ тӏо бәвкӏтӏуъ.
There he is
Bear
His arrival was foretold in ancient murals.


If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and dial your operator.


[[File:Guimin Floorboards.jpg|thumb]]
БУЪТ ӢТӀ ТЭ̄НТӀ ВИЪПӀЫ КАКМӘСӘРЭ̄ ВИЪСЭ̄
ИК ПӀАЛАВИЦЭ̄С МИТИЪ ТТӀӘЛНИНТӏИНЭ НЫРОДЖЭ̄


Сәлә̄м. Ниминсы мэ̄ Inigo Montoya-әсы. Тӏӯъ пӏыътӏсәр митиъ бӣънтӏ мир, мытӏӣъ сицӏуъ.
THE GROUND TREMBLES WITH MY EVERY STEP
I HAVE INSTALLED MY FLOORBOARDS INCORRECTLY


Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Двә̄ Кӏонтӏорэ̄с Джәрим Тә̄тӏә Несоблюдениэ̄с Нон Запӏравкӏэ̄сэ Minnesota-әш


Нон Сәнчӏэ̄сы Кӏвӣш Гъарӣбдэ Хин Екӏды
Two Companies Fined for Violations at Nine Minnesota Gas Stations
«Ик пӏыланэ̄с тыринтӏ. Тӏӯъ әлма̄с тытӏма?»
«Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе! Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе! Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе!»
«Къӏайлэ̄, иккы гориләсы.»
«Тӏӯъ мәън сәәд имтӏма? Э̄, сә угь?»
«Тӣтӏуъ тәзә̄ъгьар вӣсы кӏәчӏәпӏиси ниминми Luther гьу Emily исинтӏды. Ик кӏадг чӏусы чӏусы нидуътӏ.»
«Кисасы тӏо сәм макароны с сыром-әми га̄йнтӏма бинк?»
«Ми пӏӣрӯъ синтӏытбыд.»
«Нәгнәсы гӯънтӏ гьаш.»
«Тӏви вӣцӏ, ттӏанцӏчӏинэ адуъкӏинэ, ми вӣцӏухъ вӣсы сәрвәрәсы къәптта̄нэ̄м дошмәне гӯънинтӏкьиды, сә двә̄ла кэрпы, ппа̄нәс нэ̄чӏэ... вӣкӏәм я̄вэ̄де?... имчӏәш е е гьандуг, ниыъкӏанцӏ, шипәл, вэ̄, нивире хин, нвәнцӏуъпӏтӏэцы»
 
Nine Things to Whisper to Complete Strangers
"I have the plans. Do you have the diamond?"
"Salty peanuts! Salty peanuts! Salty peanuts!"
"Secretly, I am a gorilla"
"Does this make sense to you? Like, any of it?"
"Pretend we are turtles named Luther and Emily. I don't care who's who."
"Are your pockets full of macaroni and cheese, too?"
"I arrived by elephant."
"Bread is real."
"You know, under different circumstances, I believe we could have been the owners of rival graveyards, each resorting to increasingly desperate, not to mention questionable, nay, even illegal, means to secure , how shall we say... permanent residents?"




Чӏӯниъ ик 5 такърӣбән йә̄рәм ибринтӏды ик гьар мэ̄тӏръӣ мәс ыъкӏатӏ кӏуэ «ынуъсы кәм рәнгэ̄сы адуъкӏэ̄сы га̄йнтӏ» гьу кӏо «э̄ррэ̄ ала̄гьәс хвәз тәъмнӣ биврисмәс ттӏәлытӏ» гьу диркӏинтӏуъ хин сәсы сәнчӏэ̄сы екӏчӏәш ныроджисы гӯънинтӏ э̄ррэ̄ ми ивӣцӏухъ 3 йә̄рэсигъэ̄ ала̄гьәс пӏа̄ккӏ ынуъмәс тӣтӏды миртӏ тэ̄нтӏцы
Ми вӣцӏ тӏӯъ вәд сыттӏыъды висэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ кьӏӯтӏәсы гӯътӏ тӏӯътӏы дуъсыгъэ̄. Луътфән кьӏа̄тӏигъ синттӏуъ, километырәм пӏә̄въкӏә̄с са̄дэ̄ кӏиъсәд ттӏэнтӏ.


when i was around 5 i asked my mom  why "some people were different colors" and she said "because god wanted lots of flavours"  and let me tell you that was the wronf thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died
I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few kilometers from here.




[[File:Guimin Heroism vs kidneys donated.jpg|thumb]]
Э̄ ТӀВИ
къәръәмер - хъэрә̄ ттӯнәс
МӘН КЬЁВ
 
СЫПАС ИКМИ СИЦӀДЫ 🙂
heroism - kidneys donated
ИК ТТӀИЛЫТӀ ДЖО̄Ш ХИИИИИИН 🙂
ТӀВИ ДИНДЭ МӘС СИНТТӀ ТАКЭ̄ НАЧЁКЭ̄
МӘ̄ТӀСӘР МӘС ПОПКОР НӘ̄С УПӀИТӀИЪ
ГЬУ ВӘТ ЫМ КИНОМ 12+ ДЫКӀӘНТӀИЪ
ГЬУ ИК ВИТ ТӀВИ СӘ ТТӀИЛИТӀИЪӘД
Э̄РРЭ̄ ТӀӮЪСЫ БӘЧ ДОТТАГЪЫСЫ МӘС


HEY YOU
COOL GUY
THANKS FOR HANGING OUT WITH ME 🙂
I HAD A LOOOOOOT OF FUN 🙂
YOU SHOULD COME TO MY HOUSE FOR A SLEEPOVER
MY MOM WILL MAKE US POPPYCORN
AND LET US WATCH PG-13 MOVIES
AND I'LL LET YOU PICK
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND


Ик ча̄лэш рәгә̄муътиъ тиртӏ
Э̄ ик йәвгъ мычэ̄мтиъ тытӏ ик термопластикә̄ ттӏытӏдэды буъц, гьу ыг мэ̄тӏсәр мәс суӏә̄л тӏәштиъ мэ̄ эхатӏ, ба̄тӏцы гьәмәтӏиъс ттӏытӏдэ буъц, ми якӏтӏәэды кӏо ''«гьәмәтӏинигъ гьу термопластикинигъ зонэ̄сы пӏәжэ̄сы.»''


I have a translation challenge
Э̄кь вӣърэ упӏтӏкьи гьу гӯътӏиъ тӏипӏ о̄мныънэ эв. Э̄кь вӣърэ вит нэкӏтӏкьи гьу гӯътӏиъ тӏипӏ мацордйыънэ гӯътӏэ̄с
so I have a pair of shoes I'm holding together with hot glue, and my mother probed me about it, saying they're being held together by hope,
to which I said, ''"there's a fine line between hope and hot glue."''


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


ТӀӮЪ 25ТӀ НУКӀТӀИНЭ ВИЛИКӀ СӘ ПИРИЛӘД ПӀӘЖ ИМЫТӀМА?
ТӀӮЪ МИРТӀ НЭКӀИНТӀИЪ!
ИК ВИТ ТӀВИ МИРТӀ УЪПӀИТӀИЪ. ИК ӢР ТӀВИТИЪ ДЫКӀИТӀИЪ МАЦОРДЭ̄ ГАЙДЖЭ̄С МӘС. ИК ТӀВИ ДЫКӀИТӀИЪГЬЭ. ТӀӮЪ СУЪП НИРИМИТӀИЪ РИМИТӀИЪ. АЛА̄ГЬӘС ПӘРРИКЪ ТӀЭ̄ НИИМИТӀИЪ. МИ ТӀӮЪДЭ ӢТӀ.


DID YOU TAKE A GREY BIKE FROM THESE RAILINGS ON THE NIGHT OF THE 25TH?
Кӏуън кӏорчымэ̄индэ синтӏытӏ гьу екӏатӏ «ик нугь никӏукӏтӏыъ, ик тӏәмӣ ппёэ̄ упӏитӏиъ.»
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. END T REST OF MY LIFE TRACKING YOU DOWN. I WILL FIND YOUYOU WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN. GOD WILL NOT SAVE YOU. I AM COMING FOR YOU.


A dog walked into a tavern and said "I can’t see a thing, I'll open this one."


Тӏәс хурхуд ппӏәрӣъ ттытӏ мӣнэ̄ сәрэ̄, гьу ыб гьу свәр двә̄ гьәфтигъ имнинтӏухъ. Мин ю̄ътӏ бишэ̄кӏәм вит бӯр хуй кӏа̄сигъ тӏәш нэкӏытӏчӏ нэ̄чӏэ никӏукӏунтӏгьэыъ нӯъ.


He swallowed a seed last month and then got rain and sunshine for two weeks straight. But doctors still can't figure out how he grew a fucking plant through his skull.
Нәгн, Нәгн; о̄ әъджәб (митиъ).
Нәгн, Нәгн; сәнттӏуърэ̄дэ мэ̄ пӏа̄ккӏ дуътӏ.
 
Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Bread, Bread; come feed me.




[[File:LotR Days of Christmas.png|thumb]]
Дунайәд Волгадэ! ръӯе̄сы двә̄, до̄лэ̄сы эв!
сипӏтӏы кӏугвис сә виъс зинтӏды олур,
биккӏ ккэн сә дыкӏинтӏбыдды,
пӏукӏ гьәълкъэ̄с зәреэ̄с сә виъс минтӏдэды,
гьу дыро̄инэ къуърис ллинтӏды бәтт


seven swans to rule them all,
From the Danube to the Volga! - Two rivers, One nation!
six geese to find them,
five golden rings to bring them all,
and in the pear tree to bind them




Былёск Кьә̄вкӏ
Баркалааа ик гьуъпп гъайбмәс ттӏытӏ! Әсинтӏ мыд гьу та̄нрәыъ гынэчӏ гьу ик гьуъпп гыркисӣ та̄нтӏычӏэ ттӏытӏ!
Былёск Ты̄ме
Майрам
эстетикэ̄с гьвиләмтиъ
сәсы былисынэ̄сы
ми тэ̄нтӏә э̄нкӏтӏ абдалэ̄. иккы иттӏ емыр гьвиләсы


Blue Glitter
hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!
Smoke Glitter
Sunset
fish aesthetics
those are lures
I've been fooled. I'm as dumb as a fish




[[File:Guimin this is my brush.png|thumb]]
Ыг компютэрәс тӏо пӏаникӏ ядрэ̄ дәркӏытӏухъ гьу тынтӏ ю̄ътӏ виъкӏэн. Кьавиш бы̄ътӏуъ би мытӏуъ сә̄нӣэ̄ кәм синтӏычӏрэ̄ тӏо.
Сә екксы мәс гӯътӏ:
Сә басысы мәс гӯътӏ:
Сә холсәсы мәс гӯътӏ:


This is my brush:
Your computer has experienced a kernel panic and had to restart. Press a key or wait a few seconds to continue.
This is my paint:
This is my canvas:




Ни, пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы ни кӏэнчӏ. Тӏӯъсы мёлкъӏэ̄сы гилтӏэ̄сы шәкәргьӯтӏеэ̄сы га̄йтӏкьи, пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы га̄йтӏкьи нӯъ лол
Сә чӏӯйәсы киттәсы. Дыкӏинтӏуъ кӏыриъчч ӏәмә̄л тӏвитиъ виъс ю̄ъсми им ю̄ъс сытӏинтӏинәдычӏрэ̄ пӏайсәш.


Nah, a dad joke is a dad joke no matter what. You could be a pregnant lizard with diabeties, it would still be a dad joke lol
This is the last stop. Make sure to take all your belongings with you before leaving the train.




тӏӯъ вирг хин сә о̄мэ тита̄тӏ
♖ Рухх
э̄ эстроген тытӏуъ! !
Руктӏэ̄ ӣтӏ
 
♗ Фӣл
youve worked so hard today
Диагоналэ̄ ӣтӏ
here have estrogen! !
♕ Вәзӣр
Вәзӣрәсы = руххәсы + фӣләсы
♔ Шә̄гь
Къиъттэ̄сы бәч гы̄рэ̄сы
♘ Гьиъса̄н
L-игъ ӣтӏ
♙ Бэ̄дакъ
Ӣтӏрэ̄дэ са̄дэ̄


♖ The rook
It moves in straight lines
♗ The bishop
It moves diagonally
♕ The queen
Queen = rook + bishop
♔ The king
The most important piece
♘ The knight
It moves in an L shape
♙ The pawn
It moves forward only


[[File:Guimin water.png|thumb]]
Có rất ngiều nước trong cơ thể tôi. Bạn có muốn uống nó không?


Вәт бивр суълтӏинэ мәс гӯътӏ. Тӏӯъ лоб ытӏинэчӏитиъ тәртӏма?
Тӏӯъ хвәз званич екӏычӏэ ттӏәлтӏссә, луътфән тырупкӏ ттӏытӏуъуъппыд гьу кӏо̄ш двиъбы̄ътӏуъ. Тӏӯъ кумаг бытӏссә ю̄ътӏ, тырупкӏ ттӏытӏуъуъппыд гьу набирач чилифонистэ тӏо бәвкӏтӏуъ.


There is a lot of water in my body. Do you want to drink it?
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and dial your operator.




[[File:Guimin spirals.png|thumb]]
Сәлә̄м. Ниминсы мэ̄ Inigo Montoya-әсы. Тӏӯъ пӏыътӏсәр митиъ бӣънтӏ мир, мытӏӣъ сицӏуъ.
тита̄тӏ НЭ̄ЧӏЭ?
ниӣтӏуъпӏтӏэухъды?
сә гъәшш ала̄гьэ бибы̄ътӏ киттэ̄?
ни.
сә до̄ттӏ гьәъләзотиъ воркӏтӏ са̄дэ̄


HOW has he done it?
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
without falling?
has he cheated god at last?
no.
he has simply befriended the spirals




[[File:Guimin jellyfish.png|thumb]]
Нон Сәнчӏэ̄сы Кӏвӣш Гъарӣбдэ Хин Екӏды
сә тӣтӏыъ нэ̄чӏэ
«Ик пӏыланэ̄с тыринтӏ. Тӏӯъ әлма̄с тытӏма?»
нииттӏды ппӏэ̄тӏ?
«Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе! Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе! Вә̄тӏә̄дәсы онччё̄м цӏахе!»
тӏәс виъсмәтиъ вапщэ̄ вӣцӏухъ
«Къӏайлэ̄, иккы гориләсы.»
нитӣтӏыъ а̄вӣтӏ я̄вэ̄д
«Тӏӯъ мәън сәәд имтӏма? Э̄, сә угь?»
? сә нисӣм мэ̄ екӏтӏ
«Тӣтӏуъ тәзә̄ъгьар вӣсы кӏәчӏәпӏиси ниминми Luther гьу Emily исинтӏды. Ик кӏадг чӏусы чӏусы нидуътӏ.»
хәъд сәэ тӏэ̄тӏ
«Кисасы тӏо сәм макароны с сыром-әми га̄йнтӏма бинк?»
то̄къӣф сә ынуъмәс имтӏуъ
«Ми пӏӣрӯъ синтӏытбыд.»
«Нәгнәсы гӯънтӏ гьаш.»
«Тӏви вӣцӏ, ттӏанцӏчӏинэ адуъкӏинэ, ми вӣцӏухъ вӣсы сәрвәрәсы къәптта̄нэ̄м дошмәне гӯънинтӏкьиды, сә двә̄ла кэрпы, ппа̄нәс нэ̄чӏэ... вӣкӏәм я̄вэ̄де?... имчӏәш е е гьандуг, ниыъкӏанцӏ, шипәл, вэ̄, нивире хин, нвәнцӏуъпӏтӏэцы»


how can he do this
Nine Things to Whisper to Complete Strangers
without drowning?
"I have the plans. Do you have the diamond?"
what on earth is he thinking
"Salty peanuts! Salty peanuts! Salty peanuts!"
he can't hold his breath forever
"Secretly, I am a gorilla"
? this tells me nothing
"Does this make sense to you? Like, any of it?"
there is trickery afoot
"Pretend we are turtles named Luther and Emily. I don't care who's who."
arrest this man
"Are your pockets full of macaroni and cheese, too?"
"I arrived by elephant."
"Bread is real."
"You know, under different circumstances, I believe we could have been the owners of rival graveyards, each resorting to increasingly desperate, not to mention questionable, nay, even illegal, means to secure , how shall we say... permanent residents?"




Нэч джа̄гысинэ бивринэ Канадэ̄с дәркӏтӏәыъ. Мин ю̄ътӏ ик пӏа̄ккӏ тӏәшӣъ нита̄тӏыъ, ни тӏэ̄лерппӏэ 2017әшппӏэ.
Чӏӯниъ ик 5 такърӣбән йә̄рәм ибринтӏды ик гьар мэ̄тӏръӣ мәс ыъкӏатӏ кӏуэ «ынуъсы кәм рәнгэ̄сы адуъкӏэ̄сы га̄йнтӏ» гьу кӏо «э̄ррэ̄ ала̄гьәс хвәз тәъмнӣ биврисмәс ттӏәлытӏ» гьу диркӏинтӏуъ хин сәсы сәнчӏэ̄сы екӏчӏәш ныроджисы гӯънинтӏ э̄ррэ̄ ми ивӣцӏухъ 3 йә̄рэсигъэ̄ ала̄гьәс пӏа̄ккӏ ынуъмәс тӣтӏды миртӏ тэ̄нтӏцы


Cheese can be found in many areas of Canada. But I am not allowed to eat it, not after the incident of 2017.
when i was around 5 i asked my mom  why "some people were different colors" and she said "because god wanted lots of flavours"  and let me tell you that was the wronf thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died




Junior! Тӏви сәэ гӯътӏ! Тӏви айропортэ тӏэ̄тӏ кӏубыд?
[[File:Guimin Heroism vs kidneys donated.jpg|thumb]]
къәръәмер - хъэрә̄ ттӯнәс


Ик игзам рия̄дэ̄тиъ тиритӏиъ жакъ. Ми до̄ләд ӣтӏгьэчӏ тиртӏ ю̄ътӏ.
heroism - kidneys donated




[[File:Guimin Plato.png|thumb]]
Ик ча̄лэш рәгә̄муътиъ тиртӏ
Сопәтэ̄с әфла̄тӯънеэә̄с сәсы гӯътӏ.
Э̄ ик йәвгъ мычэ̄мтиъ тытӏ ик термопластикә̄ ттӏытӏдэды буъц, гьу ыг мэ̄тӏсәр мәс суӏә̄л тӏәштиъ мэ̄ эхатӏ, ба̄тӏцы гьәмәтӏиъс ттӏытӏдэ буъц, ми якӏтӏәэды кӏо ''«гьәмәтӏинигъ гьу термопластикинигъ зонэ̄сы пӏәжэ̄сы.»''
Сукъра̄т: эттэ̄л кӏокӏ нипӏиттитиъ
мән итӏэр: виъсм тӏви екӏтӏды гӯътӏ вин гьу гьаш.
Ик 10тӏ «тәъбәън, Сукъра̄т» гӯтӏдэцы мин ю̄ътӏ доттагъ бэтӏ бэтӏ


Platonic dialogues are just like.
I have a translation challenge
Socrates: massive chunk of text
so I have a pair of shoes I'm holding together with hot glue, and my mother probed me about it, saying they're being held together by hope,
the other guy: everything you say is beautiful and true.
to which I said, ''"there's a fine line between hope and hot glue."''
When I'm on my 10th "certainly, Socrates" but bro keeps talking




[[File:Guimin Dawn.jpg|thumb]]
ТӀӮЪ 25ТӀ НУКӀТӀИНЭ ВИЛИКӀ СӘ ПИРИЛӘД ПӀӘЖ ИМЫТӀМА?
Пӏыъкчӏиъс мәс сә ботыл дэдыкӏытӏгьэ рика̄тиъ Dawn-итиъ душинэ вә̄лиднә̄м мәс тӏыънтӏды.
ТӀӮЪ МИРТӀ НЭКӀИНТӀИЪ!
Гӯ пӏытӏсәр мәс ла̄втӏ суълтӏвӣ әгэ тӏәш тӣчӏэ быъкӏтӏ э̄ррэ̄:
ИК ВИТ ТӀВИ МИРТӀ УЪПӀИТӀИЪ. ИК ӢР ТӀВИТИЪ ДЫКӀИТӀИЪ МАЦОРДЭ̄ ГАЙДЖЭ̄С МӘС. ИК ТӀВИ ДЫКӀИТӀИЪГЬЭ. ТӀӮЪ СУЪП НИРИМИТӀИЪ РИМИТӀИЪ. АЛА̄ГЬӘС ПӘРРИКЪ ТӀЭ̄ НИИМИТӀИЪ. МИ ТӀӮЪДЭ ӢТӀ.
«Гӯътӏссә вис эрчӏ кьӏоргръӣ, гӯътӏды вис эрчӏ мэ̄.»
Да̄ст гьаш.


My wife found this bottle of Dawn dish soap sitting in my parents' shower.
DID YOU TAKE A GREY BIKE FROM THESE RAILINGS ON THE NIGHT OF THE 25TH?
Apparently, my dad uses it to wash his entire body because:
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!
"If it's good enough for baby ducks, it's good enough for me."
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. END T REST OF MY LIFE TRACKING YOU DOWN. I WILL FIND YOUYOU WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN. GOD WILL NOT SAVE YOU. I AM COMING FOR YOU.
Absolute legend.




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[[File:Guimin battery.jpg|thumb]]
[[File:LotR Days of Christmas.png|thumb]]
Гьар ынкӏэрутивинӣ Германиеэ итинэнтӏчӏәш 1933инигъ гьу 1945инигъ мӣ ыъкӏтӏуъ угьэ̄
сипӏтӏы кӏугвис сә виъс зинтӏды олур,
Гьар НАСАэ кӏуэ уълӯчӏа̄сәрыс тӏэ̄тиъ иминтӏды мӣ ыъкӏтӏуъ угьэ̄
биккӏ ккэн сә дыкӏинтӏбыдды,
Мӣ сицӏуъ угьэ̄ гӯъттӏ тӣды 1%ми гайджэ̄с батарее̄с эве
пӏукӏ гьәълкъэ̄с зәреэ̄с сә виъс минтӏдэды,
гьу дыро̄инэ къуърис ллинтӏды бәтт


Never ask a German company what they did between 1933 and 1945
seven swans to rule them all,
Never ask NASA where they got their scientists
six geese to find them,
Never sit down to take a shit with only 1% battery life
five golden rings to bring them all,
and in the pear tree to bind them




Гӯътӏ гьәссә̄р
Былёск Кьә̄вкӏ
Ынвис виъсэс куръ уъллэ̄мәс вӣмтӏды кӏо̄ә̄с уъпӏрә такэ̄
Былёск Ты̄ме
Цә̄й кӏо̄исӣ ттәнцӏ
Майрам
эстетикэ̄с гьвиләмтиъ
сәсы былисынэ̄сы
ми тэ̄нтӏә э̄нкӏтӏ абдалэ̄. иккы иттӏ емыр гьвиләсы


Its normal
Blue Glitter
All people who hate foreskins should be skinned
Smoke Glitter
To protect the skin
Sunset
fish aesthetics
those are lures
I've been fooled. I'm as dumb as a fish




Lightning McQueen-әсы твинксы
[[File:Guimin this is my brush.png|thumb]]
Ныроджер гьәссә̄р! Тӏәсы ма̄шӣнэ̄сы гьашэ̄
Сә екксы мәс гӯътӏ:
Сә басысы мәс гӯътӏ:
Сә холсәсы мәс гӯътӏ:


Lightning McQueen in a twink
This is my brush:
Common misconception! He's actually a car
This is my paint:
This is my canvas:




ЭВМИМИ FIREBOY & WATERGIRL ТӢДЫ МО̄Н КӀУКӀТӀГЬЭППӀИГЪ.
Ни, пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы ни кӏэнчӏ. Тӏӯъсы мёлкъӏэ̄сы гилтӏэ̄сы шәкәргьӯтӏеэ̄сы га̄йтӏкьи, пӏыътӏ-шутӏкӏэ̄сы га̄йтӏкьи нӯъ лол
ИК FIREBOY ТЭ̄НТӀ МО̄Н ГЬӘССӘ̄РЭ̄ МИН Ю̄ЪТӀ МИ ГӮЪТӀЫЪ МАРИН


LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO PLAY FIREBOY & WATERGIRL WITH.
Nah, a dad joke is a dad joke no matter what. You could be a pregnant lizard with diabeties, it would still be a dad joke lol
I USUALLY PLAY FIREBOY BUT I CAN BE FLEXIBLE




[[File:Guimin yeet Lynda.jpg|thumb]]
тӏӯъ вирг хин сә о̄мэ тита̄тӏ
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агьәсы банкэ имтӏ: кисәрыс ыъндэттӏәлинтӏуъ
[[File:Guimin water.png|thumb]]
сәърра̄фсы: *кисәрыс ыъндэттӏәлинтӏ*
Có rất ngiều nước trong cơ thể tôi. Bạn có muốn uống nó không?
агьәсы: *вэ̄тӏәсы* тӏви нэкӏытӏ хин мигъ нэ̄чӏэ


bear robbing a bank: stick em up
Вәт бивр суълтӏинэ мәс гӯътӏ. Тӏӯъ лоб ытӏинэчӏитиъ тәртӏма?
teller: *raises hands*
bear: *nervous* how'd you get so big


There is a lot of water in my body. Do you want to drink it?


Ни Кӏо̄ Ни Рӯъгь Ни Хидым
Вӣ гьәъкъ хидым кӏафэсисәд әдмәнцӏ тиртӏ
Гъӯлыс гьу аккю̄тәм сә милкэ гӯърә мәъссӯр


No Skin No Soul No Service
[[File:Guimin spirals.png|thumb]]
We reserve the right to refuse service to skeletons
тита̄тӏ НЭ̄ЧӏЭ?
No ghouls or wraiths allowed on this property
ниӣтӏуъпӏтӏэухъды?
сә гъәшш ала̄гьэ бибы̄ътӏ киттэ̄?
ни.
сә до̄ттӏ гьәъләзотиъ воркӏтӏ са̄дэ̄


HOW has he done it?
without falling?
has he cheated god at last?
no.
he has simply befriended the spirals


НОЙ ДЖӘРӘН ЛӘВЪГЬ ДИРКӀТӀӘГЬЭ, ВӘТ ТӀӘМ НӘККӀ МИЪРРӢЪ БӢЪНТӀДЫ ДИРКӀИТӀИЪКЬИ
(Шумэреәсы гьу вӣ вә̄нд угьмисӣ мин ю̄ътӏ баръӣъ «ё» нидәркӏтӏыъ)


NEW ANCIENT TABLET DISCOVERED, MAY REVEAL WHAT DESTROYED EGYPT
[[File:Guimin jellyfish.png|thumb]]
(It's Sumerian and we cannot read any of it except a word for "barley")
сә тӣтӏыъ нэ̄чӏэ
нииттӏды ппӏэ̄тӏ?
тӏәс виъсмәтиъ вапщэ̄ вӣцӏухъ
нитӣтӏыъ а̄вӣтӏ я̄вэ̄д
? сә нисӣм мэ̄ екӏтӏ
хәъд сәэ тӏэ̄тӏ
то̄къӣф сә ынуъмәс имтӏуъ


how can he do this
without drowning?
what on earth is he thinking
he can't hold his breath forever
? this tells me nothing
there is trickery afoot
arrest this man


Ик айрач тӣды сайтӣ ӣхтӏппӏтӏэ. Ик ниъз хин е әъкье 400 табис 32 пәнджәрэ̄сэ быравзырис тиргьэчӏитиъ тӣтӏиъ компютэр митиъ индэбӣътӏиъчӏбыд гьу ик гӯътӏиъыъ муъкӏтӏ киттэ̄.


I refuse to bookmark a website. I will simply use the far more logical system of keeping 400 tabs open on 32 browser windows until my computer crashes and I can finally be free.
Нэч джа̄гысинэ бивринэ Канадэ̄с дәркӏтӏәыъ. Мин ю̄ътӏ ик пӏа̄ккӏ тӏәшӣъ нита̄тӏыъ, ни тӏэ̄лерппӏэ 2017әшппӏэ.


Cheese can be found in many areas of Canada. But I am not allowed to eat it, not after the incident of 2017.


Са̄гьиърыргэ̄сы Нуъкис Япониеэ̄сы әвӣтиъ виъеэ̄мтиъ бәч миртӏеэ̄мтиъ. Гадэс тӏәшэ̄с дәъгът ръаме 0.000000013 фут-фунтәмтиъ ттӏилтӏ, гьу быттӏиъс быритеэ̄ тӏәшэ̄с мэс ка̄гъитиъ лук угь пӏы инигъбӣътӏыъ, мэс упӏтӏәссә ыптӏ пӏӯвэ̄.


The Japanese Snow Fairy is one of the deadliest predatory birds. Its claws exude a terrifying 0.000000013 foot pounds of pressure, and its razor sharp beak can puncture nearly any light paper bag, if the bag is wetted first.
Junior! Тӏви сәэ гӯътӏ! Тӏви айропортэ тӏэ̄тӏ кӏубыд?


Ик игзам рия̄дэ̄тиъ тиритӏиъ жакъ. Ми до̄ләд ӣтӏгьэчӏ тиртӏ ю̄ътӏ.


Ви Пепси-кола ттытӏ пӏәччӏ ми нига̄йтӏ кӏыриъчч кӏуэ бырэджисы гьвинабисы дуъсыгъэ̄ гӯъдымай мин ю̄ътӏ ми виъцӏухъ ви со̄с сое̄тиъ гьәссә̄р ттитӏиъ двитӏӣъэ̄ ик Кока-кола нитыритӏиъссә.


Угь Кока-кола би Пепси-кола сә тарӣфинэ нигӯътӏ.
[[File:Guimin Plato.png|thumb]]
Сопәтэ̄с әфла̄тӯънеэә̄с сәсы гӯътӏ.
Сукъра̄т: эттэ̄л кӏокӏ нипӏиттитиъ
мән итӏэр: виъсм тӏви екӏтӏды гӯътӏ вин гьу гьаш.
Ик 10тӏ «тәъбәън, Сукъра̄т» гӯтӏдэцы мин ю̄ътӏ доттагъ бэтӏ бэтӏ


We used Pepsi so I'm not sure if that was why it was a bit too sweet but I think we will use regular soy sauce next time if I don't have a Coke.
Platonic dialogues are just like.
Socrates: massive chunk of text
the other guy: everything you say is beautiful and true.
When I'm on my 10th "certainly, Socrates" but bro keeps talking


There isn't any Coke or Pepsi in this recipe.


[[File:Guimin Dawn.jpg|thumb]]
Пӏыъкчӏиъс мәс сә ботыл дэдыкӏытӏгьэ рика̄тиъ Dawn-итиъ душинэ вә̄лиднә̄м мәс тӏыънтӏды.
Гӯ пӏытӏсәр мәс ла̄втӏ суълтӏвӣ әгэ тӏәш тӣчӏэ быъкӏтӏ э̄ррэ̄:
«Гӯътӏссә вис эрчӏ кьӏоргръӣ, гӯътӏды вис эрчӏ мэ̄.»
Да̄ст гьаш.


Ик кӏо̄ш гъарӣбэ̄ми шечэ бы̄ътӏ ыъкӏтӏ нә̄ъсы очиричэ бакаләе екӏэнтӏчӏәсы буъц. Уъм кәм гъарӣбэ̄ми шечэ екӏэнтӏ ю̄ъссы ёгъм тӏокӏитиъ мӯн биртӏ виъсэ̄
My wife found this bottle of Dawn dish soap sitting in my parents' shower.
Apparently, my dad uses it to wash his entire body because:
"If it's good enough for baby ducks, it's good enough for me."
Absolute legend.


I try to talk to strangers on the internet like we are chatting in line at the grocery store together. Some of you talk to strangers on the internet like you are having active road rage at all times


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[[File:Guimin kitten mischief.jpg|thumb]]
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Гьәфтәм 5-6
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Гьәфтәсы 5 гьу 6 кӏэнчӏәсы гьашисы бәлэ̄с катыргос.


Weeks 5-6
''Image Credit: Vassilis via Flickr''
Weeks 5 and 6 are the true beginnings of kitten mischief.


[[File:Guimin battery.jpg|thumb]]
Гьар ынкӏэрутивинӣ Германиеэ итинэнтӏчӏәш 1933инигъ гьу 1945инигъ мӣ ыъкӏтӏуъ угьэ̄
Гьар НАСАэ кӏуэ уълӯчӏа̄сәрыс тӏэ̄тиъ иминтӏды мӣ ыъкӏтӏуъ угьэ̄
Мӣ сицӏуъ угьэ̄ гӯъттӏ тӣды 1%ми гайджэ̄с батарее̄с эве


КУРЪ. ИК УЪМ ЕКӀАНТӀИЪ ИК КУРЪ ВӘ̄С НЭКӀИНТӀ ЧӀӮ ЧӀӮНИЪӘД МИ КӀАНТӀ ГӮЪ ГАЙДЖЕ. 387,44 МИЛЁН МИЛЭ̄СЫ ЦЭПЁ̄М ГЬӘЪРФЕЭ̄М НИЧӀӘ̄СИНЭ ТӀИНВӘ̄СИНЭ ВАФЛИЭ̄СЫ ТӀЭ̄ССЫ СӘМБИНКЕР МИТИЪ ТТӀИЛТӀ БИНК. БЭ̄РЪ КУРЪ НАНОАНГСТРЕМЭ УГЬ ТӀӘШӢЪ КӀЫТӀЫС МИЛЁНЫС МИЛЭ̄С БӘ̄ЙНТӀССӘ ПӀИНӘТТӀ СӘМЭ̄СЫ ЭВ БИЛЁНТӀ КУРЪИС НИӢТТӀКЬИ СӘ МИ ӀИНСӘ̄НМӘС ТЫТӀ ТӀӘ̄МЭ МИКРО-СӘ̄НӢЭ. ВӘ̄С. КУРЪ. КУРЪ.
Never ask a German company what they did between 1933 and 1945
Never ask NASA where they got their scientists
Never sit down to take a shit with only 1% battery life


HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.


Гӯътӏ гьәссә̄р
Ынвис виъсэс куръ уъллэ̄мәс вӣмтӏды кӏо̄ә̄с уъпӏрә такэ̄
Цә̄й кӏо̄исӣ ттәнцӏ


МӢ Сигар инэәмтӏуъ
Its normal
Мӣ екӏтӏуъ Фыранцие
All people who hate foreskins should be skinned
To protect the skin


NO Smoking
Don't speak French


Lightning McQueen-әсы твинксы
Ныроджер гьәссә̄р! Тӏәсы ма̄шӣнэ̄сы гьашэ̄


Кӏуэ дэрәшшэ̄с го̄да̄лимбыд э̄тӏ виъсэ̄?
Lightning McQueen in a twink
10 Суӏә̄лысы Бәч Висуъсы УЪЛӮИС НИБЫДЫЪКӀЭНТӏЫЪДЫ НӮЪ
Common misconception! He's actually a car


Why do metors always land in craters?
Top 10 Questions SCIENCE STILL CAN'T ANSWER


ЭВМИМИ FIREBOY & WATERGIRL ТӢДЫ МО̄Н КӀУКӀТӀГЬЭППӀИГЪ.
ИК FIREBOY ТЭ̄НТӀ МО̄Н ГЬӘССӘ̄РЭ̄ МИН Ю̄ЪТӀ МИ ГӮЪТӀЫЪ МАРИН


Бэ̄ръ вис ынуъмәс тӏуъччӏәмәс квӣрәмәс тӏэ̄мәс хуйм нитӣнтӏ. Вирг би мэкӏтӏэб тыътӏ гьу диндэ синтӏинтӏ мусәлсәлэ̄с якӏэнтӏды. Гӯънтӏцы милъ
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO PLAY FIREBOY & WATERGIRL WITH.
I USUALLY PLAY FIREBOY BUT I CAN BE FLEXIBLE


Shoutout to boring queer people who don't do shit. Just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. While gay


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Lynda әдэхэтӏиъма? Сә тӣчӏ нипӏәтыътӏәыъ. Пилотыргэс Lynda айропланәд эхэтӏиъ пӏэкк тӣчӏигъэ̄. Мӣ ппӏыддиркӏтӏуъгьэ, зәм тӏвитиъ быдсытӏәнцӏ нибӣътӏә.
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Гӯн мэ̄тӏириндэ сәнттӏ. Тӏә̄м вӣър гьу агь диркӏтӏзәм. Вӣърәсы тортәсы гӯътӏ гьашэ̄. Агьәс двә̄ вэләм инэтиринтӏ. Вэлэс хвәз вӣдчӏитиъ тӏӯъ гьуъпп тӏэ̄мәс ттӏытӏчӏәш тӏәссы кӏумиъсы гӯътӏссәды ттӏәлтӏ
Ready to eject Lynda? This action cannot be undone. Flight attendants will eject Lynda from the plane mid-flight. Don't worry, your arrival time will not be impacted.
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A woman goes into the woods. She encounters a man and a bear. The man is actually cake. The bear has two wolves inside it. The wolves want to know if you would love them if they were a worm


агьәсы банкэ имтӏ: кисәрыс ыъндэттӏәлинтӏуъ
сәърра̄фсы: *кисәрыс ыъндэттӏәлинтӏ*
агьәсы: *вэ̄тӏәсы* тӏви нэкӏытӏ хин мигъ нэ̄чӏэ


Моцартәсы 5э джикабырис 1791: о̄, пирогиъсы быъджиъсы нойәсы? Мэ̄ са̄дэ̄? [ИНДЭСИНТТӀ, КАМИРА НӢШДЭ ТТЫМДЭ ТӀӘД «ФАБРИКӀ ПИРОГИЪТИЪ» ЫЪКӀТӀДЫ СӘНТТӀ] [НӢШ СЫТТӀУХЪУЪПӀТӀЭ, УЪТ НӢШ ТӀӘД «Дә̄м миртӏиътиъ Моцартитәш» ЫЪКӀТӀДЫ ККӀУТӀӘ]
bear robbing a bank: stick em up
teller: *raises hands*
bear: *nervous* how'd you get so big


Mozart on December 5th, 1791: oh wow, a freshly baked pie? Just for me? [HE WALKS INSIDE, CAMERA PANS TO SIGN ON THE BUILDING THAT READS "PIE FACTORY"] [SIGN FALLS OFF, REVEALING A SIGN THAT READS "Mozart death house"]


Ни Кӏо̄ Ни Рӯъгь Ни Хидым
Вӣ гьәъкъ хидым кӏафэсисәд әдмәнцӏ тиртӏ
Гъӯлыс гьу аккю̄тәм сә милкэ гӯърә мәъссӯр


Нуфӯс иллинытиъ опӏтӏә руктӏ вэләм гьӣкьӏиндэ ӣхды мо̄ч. Мәссәлэ̄с виъсэ̄с опӏтӏә руктӏ сәэ̄ такэ̄. Тәднӣс дуъсыгъ? Вэләм фабрикӏэ̄синдэ ӣхэнтӏуъ мо̄ч. Конгресс ниттӏилтӏ джо̄ш? Вэләм. Хвәз гӯътӏчӏитиъ гыро̄ е пӏә̄въкӏ ттӏытӏма? Руктӏәсы, вэләм.
No Skin No Soul No Service
We reserve the right to refuse service to skeletons
No ghouls or wraiths allowed on this property


Deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area. All problems should be solved that way. Too much pollution? Release wolves in factories. Dislike Congress? Wolves. Wanna lose weight? That's right, wolves.


НОЙ ДЖӘРӘН ЛӘВЪГЬ ДИРКӀТӀӘГЬЭ, ВӘТ ТӀӘМ НӘККӀ МИЪРРӢЪ БӢЪНТӀДЫ ДИРКӀИТӀИЪКЬИ
(Шумэреәсы гьу вӣ вә̄нд угьмисӣ мин ю̄ътӏ баръӣъ «ё» нидәркӏтӏыъ)


Ик гьуъпп пӏа̄ккӏӣъ Быританиеисӣ ттӏилтӏ. Кӏартӏофиләсы әгәсы нэчэ̄ми нитӏэ̄нэ̄ми гьу луппуъми быъджими. Гьу тӏәмс очирич тӏәмӣ сә̄ъэ̄сигъ вәркӏтӏ.
NEW ANCIENT TABLET DISCOVERED, MAY REVEAL WHAT DESTROYED EGYPT
(It's Sumerian and we cannot read any of it except a word for "barley")


Тӏәд пӏӯв сәнчӏэ̄сы сә кӏвә̄н пӏа̄ккӏӣъ упӏтӏкьиды ӏинсә̄н акӏәнцӏчӏппӏэ дыкӏтӏә.


I love British food. A whole potato topped with unmelted cheese and baked beans. And they line up for hours for it.
Ик айрач тӣды сайтӣ ӣхтӏппӏтӏэ. Ик ниъз хин е әъкье 400 табис 32 пәнджәрэ̄сэ быравзырис тиргьэчӏитиъ тӣтӏиъ компютэр митиъ индэбӣътӏиъчӏбыд гьу ик гӯътӏиъыъ муъкӏтӏ киттэ̄.


This looks like the first thing a dog would make to eat after turning into a human.
I refuse to bookmark a website. I will simply use the far more logical system of keeping 400 tabs open on 32 browser windows until my computer crashes and I can finally be free.




Иккы апӏтӏәсы сәтиъ ттӏанцӏчӏитиъ гӯътӏ. Эв ракъәд ми Даничӏа̄сысы бэ̄тӏә, мин ю̄ътӏ ракъәд итӏэрәд ик инсидж тӏәмӣ мәънинӣ биртӏ.
Са̄гьиърыргэ̄сы Нуъкис Япониеэ̄сы әвӣтиъ виъеэ̄мтиъ бәч миртӏеэ̄мтиъ. Гадэс тӏәшэ̄с дәъгът ръаме 0.000000013 фут-фунтәмтиъ ттӏилтӏ, гьу быттӏиъс быритеэ̄ тӏәшэ̄с мэс ка̄гъитиъ лук угь пӏы инигъбӣътӏыъ, мэс упӏтӏәссә ыптӏ пӏӯвэ̄.


I'm conflicted about this situation. On the one hand I'm being called a Dane, but on the other I do agree with the sentiment here.
The Japanese Snow Fairy is one of the deadliest predatory birds. Its claws exude a terrifying 0.000000013 foot pounds of pressure, and its razor sharp beak can puncture nearly any light paper bag, if the bag is wetted first.




Кӏорчымэ, вӣърәс вит ми ся̄гь нәмә̄тиъ тты̄нәскьиитиъ тӏотӏӣъ тӏәш диркӏытӏ
Ви Пепси-кола ттытӏ пӏәччӏ ми нига̄йтӏ кӏыриъчч кӏуэ бырэджисы гьвинабисы дуъсыгъэ̄ гӯъдымай мин ю̄ътӏ ми виъцӏухъ ви со̄с сое̄тиъ гьәссә̄р ттитӏиъ двитӏӣъэ̄ ик Кока-кола нитыритӏиъссә.


мигъмӯъкьӏ
Угь Кока-кола би Пепси-кола сә тарӣфинэ нигӯътӏ.
гӯъттӏ/гӯъттӏ/гӯъттӏ
рацён кӏумӣтиъ
баба сылага
сиг гӯъттӏитиъ
пэгинг
гьӯтӏ бриан
ыптӏмә̄с ы̄ъйеәм
лъэ̄гь мэракӏе
вӣър варэ̄тиъ/варвӣър
са̄гьиър
талун икӏитиъ
къадиъб мычэ̄тиъ
пӏыътӏсәр миръә̄ъдтиъ
пӏыътӏсәр сорчиритиъ


At the pub, a guy has shown me his list of potential names for his band
We used Pepsi so I'm not sure if that was why it was a bit too sweet but I think we will use regular soy sauce next time if I don't have a Coke.


megapiss
There isn't any Coke or Pepsi in this recipe.
shit/shit/shit
diet of worms
baba slaga
shit cig
pegging
brian disease
eggy wets
curious eel
hat man/hatman
hag
horse funeral
shoe penis
bathroom dad
toilet dad




Тӏви сәэ тӏэ̄тӏссә...
Ик кӏо̄ш гъарӣбэ̄ми шечэ бы̄ътӏ ыъкӏтӏ нә̄ъсы очиричэ бакаләе екӏэнтӏчӏәсы буъц. Уъм кәм гъарӣбэ̄ми шечэ екӏэнтӏ ю̄ъссы ёгъм тӏокӏитиъ мӯн биртӏ виъсэ̄
ТӀӮЪ ГОЛӮЛ ЭХТӀУЪКЬИ!
НЭ̄ЧӀЭ?
Орангутанэс тофәнг экспонатинэ тӏәшә̄м бытӏ
КӀУЭ?
кьӏачӏ


If you're standing here...
I try to talk to strangers on the internet like we are chatting in line at the grocery store together. Some of you talk to strangers on the internet like you are having active road rage at all times
YOU MIGHT GET SHOT!
HOW?
The orangutans have a gun in their exhibit
WHY?
funny




Вӣърәс растафариеәс савнинэ ми ибэ̄тӏ ӏуйрэ̄ ик сӣ милиътӏ выкӏтӏ такэ̄. Кӏу «Угьмәс вин бӣнисӣ выкӏтӏыъ». Ик нотӏ сытӏытӏ, имды джитт. чӏигьчӏәсы 10 сә̄нӣэ̄м, ттым културист Полше энкъӏаминэ инигъекӏатӏ: «тӏӯъ бӣн е мигъ ю̄ътӏ»
[[File:Guimin kitten mischief.jpg|thumb]]
Гьәфтәм 5-6
''Эссәм Сӯърытуъ: Vassilis Flickr-игъ''
Гьәфтәсы 5 гьу 6 кӏэнчӏәсы гьашисы бәлэ̄с катыргос.


Rastafarian guy in the sauna this morning was telling me I should be making my own honey. "Anyone can buy a bee", he said. I nodded, taking it to heart. There was a 10 second pause, after which a Polish bodybuilder in the corner interjected: "you need more bee"
Weeks 5-6
''Image Credit: Vassilis via Flickr''
Weeks 5 and 6 are the true beginnings of kitten mischief.




Ев 20 тәъсарруфсы ӏинсә̄нә̄м бәч кирмиънәсы мәс ми екӏтӏды сә чӏӯниъ Сәнчӏэ̄ во̄ккӏ тә̄тӏ ттым ӏинсә̄нс пӏыйс во̄ккӏ тэтӏиъ тэтӏиъ далгынэ̄. Баппаккыргэ̄сы чӏиррәкӏими
КУРЪ. ИК УЪМ ЕКӀАНТӀИЪ ИК КУРЪ ВӘ̄С НЭКӀИНТӀ ЧӀӮ ЧӀӮНИЪӘД МИ КӀАНТӀ ГӮЪ ГАЙДЖЕ. 387,44 МИЛЁН МИЛЭ̄СЫ ЦЭПЁ̄М ГЬӘЪРФЕЭ̄М НИЧӀӘ̄СИНЭ ТӀИНВӘ̄СИНЭ ВАФЛИЭ̄СЫ ТӀЭ̄ССЫ СӘМБИНКЕР МИТИЪ ТТӀИЛТӀ БИНК. БЭ̄РЪ КУРЪ НАНОАНГСТРЕМЭ УГЬ ТӀӘШӢЪ КӀЫТӀЫС МИЛЁНЫС МИЛЭ̄С БӘ̄ЙНТӀССӘ ПӀИНӘТТӀ СӘМЭ̄СЫ ЭВ БИЛЁНТӀ КУРЪИС НИӢТТӀКЬИ СӘ МИ ӀИНСӘ̄НМӘС ТЫТӀ ТӀӘ̄МЭ МИКРО-СӘ̄НӢЭ. ВӘ̄С. КУРЪ. КУРЪ.


One of my top 20 favourite human behaviours I see around is when an Object makes a sound and then a nearby human will absentmindedly imitate the sound. Parakeet coded
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.




Ми муъцӏмисәс ттӏилтӏә бинк чӏӯниъ ик нӣш «гӣнттәсы сәинэ» йыъктӏ ма̄шӣнэ мәсрэ̄ ыъкӏтӏ, мин ю̄ътӏ дуъттӏо̄мәс твӣ мэ̄ бә̄йтӏ ми ма̄шӣнэ̄сы мафәсы диркӏцы. Итӏэрэ̄ ми диркӏцы икӏ гӣнттэ бәвкӏтӏә ик шуӏӯърыс нигьэмэ̄с тирды чӏиъгьинтӏ
МӢ Сигар инэәмтӏуъ
Мӣ екӏтӏуъ Фыранцие


I'm filled with joy when I see the "baby on board" sign attached to the car in front of mine, but sadness washes over me when I realize the car is a hearse. Only when I notice that it's being driven by a baby do I begin to have mixed feelings
NO Smoking
Don't speak French




Әърәбеәсы къавлсы. Нибидисы, ик дык әърәбе нивӣцӏ пӏәччӏ ик кӏу екӏды нивӣцӏ.
Кӏуэ дэрәшшэ̄с го̄да̄лимбыд э̄тӏ виъсэ̄?
10 Суӏә̄лысы Бәч Висуъсы УЪЛӮИС НИБЫДЫЪКӀЭНТӏЫЪДЫ НӮЪ


There is an Arabic saying. Unfortunately, I do not know Arabic пӏәччӏ I don't know what it says.
Why do metors always land in craters?
Top 10 Questions SCIENCE STILL CAN'T ANSWER




Виликӏчӏа̄сәр виъсәс шорт сәтиъ имитӏиъкьи руън пӏәччӏ эв нук тӣтӏ кӏэнчӏ. Пӏиджчӏа̄сәр виъс вит расиӣъ кортӏӣъ нэкӏитӏиъкьи кӏәл. Ма̄шӣнэ̄ виъсэ̄ нәккӏ икӏвәсыънигъ виъсәсыънигъ синтӏцы бӣътӏиъкьи. Ник матӏацыкьчӏа̄сәртиъ виъс тәъла̄къми бәч къӏәъгьәми чӏәгьитӏиъкьи. Автобусс виъсәс уъртӏ ракъигъ сәнтӏитӏиъкьи гьу пӏайс виъс релсэсәд синтӏитӏиъкьи. Электросамакӏатӏс пырограмэ̄с нәджә̄гь гӯътӏиъкьи киттэ̄.
Бэ̄ръ вис ынуъмәс тӏуъччӏәмәс квӣрәмәс тӏэ̄мәс хуйм нитӣнтӏ. Вирг би мэкӏтӏэб тыътӏ гьу диндэ синтӏинтӏ мусәлсәлэ̄с якӏэнтӏды. Гӯънтӏцы милъ


May every cyclist rip his shorts so that one ball hangs out. May every pedestrian be belamed by painful gout. May every car be totaled running over every horse. May every biker marriage end in bitterest divorce. May every bus flip over and may every train derail. May the app-based electronic scooter finally prevail.
Shoutout to boring queer people who don't do shit. Just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. While gay




Сигарэтӏэ̄с санджа̄бэ̄сы га̄йнтӏ.
Гӯн мэ̄тӏириндэ сәнттӏ. Тӏә̄м вӣър гьу агь диркӏтӏзәм. Вӣърәсы тортәсы гӯътӏ гьашэ̄. Агьәс двә̄ вэләм инэтиринтӏ. Вэлэс хвәз вӣдчӏитиъ тӏӯъ гьуъпп тӏэ̄мәс ттӏытӏчӏәш тӏәссы кӏумиъсы гӯътӏссәды ттӏәлтӏ
Нийәме̄сы әгэ тӏви эвм гипӏсәриндэ тӏо ттӏилдыбыд гьу гьудж кӏэндыбыд.
 
МӢ СИГАР ИНЕӘМТӀУЪ
A woman goes into the woods. She encounters a man and a bear. The man is actually cake. The bear has two wolves inside it. The wolves want to know if you would love them if they were a worm


Cigarettes are like squirrels.
They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
NO SMOKING


Моцартәсы 5э джикабырис 1791: о̄, пирогиъсы быъджиъсы нойәсы? Мэ̄ са̄дэ̄? [ИНДЭСИНТТӀ, КАМИРА НӢШДЭ ТТЫМДЭ ТӀӘД «ФАБРИКӀ ПИРОГИЪТИЪ» ЫЪКӀТӀДЫ СӘНТТӀ] [НӢШ СЫТТӀУХЪУЪПӀТӀЭ, УЪТ НӢШ ТӀӘД «Дә̄м миртӏиътиъ Моцартитәш» ЫЪКӀТӀДЫ ККӀУТӀӘ]


сәлә̄м, иккы пыриютӏчӏа̄сысы къарнәд вит екӏтӏ екӏбыдчӏэш америкеәсәд. ик американо ӣъсәми сә гьӣкьӏинэ имтӏкьи кӏуэ
Mozart on December 5th, 1791: oh wow, a freshly baked pie? Just for me? [HE WALKS INSIDE, CAMERA PANS TO SIGN ON THE BUILDING THAT READS "PIE FACTORY"] [SIGN FALLS OFF, REVEALING A SIGN THAT READS "Mozart death house"]


hello, i am refugee from american century of humiliation. where can i get an iced americano around these parts


Нуфӯс иллинытиъ опӏтӏә руктӏ вэләм гьӣкьӏиндэ ӣхды мо̄ч. Мәссәлэ̄с виъсэ̄с опӏтӏә руктӏ сәэ̄ такэ̄. Тәднӣс дуъсыгъ? Вэләм фабрикӏэ̄синдэ ӣхэнтӏуъ мо̄ч. Конгресс ниттӏилтӏ джо̄ш? Вэләм. Хвәз гӯътӏчӏитиъ гыро̄ е пӏә̄въкӏ ттӏытӏма? Руктӏәсы, вэләм.


Вин әлутэ выкӏтӏ я̄вэ̄д, пӏа̄ккӏ рэ̄пӏокӏтӏ та̄тӏ я̄вэ̄д!
Deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area. All problems should be solved that way. Too much pollution? Release wolves in factories. Dislike Congress? Wolves. Wanna lose weight? That's right, wolves.
Тӏви «виъсмисы бӯриъсы» ба̄тӏмай
(гьашерәми итӏэрэ̄) тӏви вә̄мтӏ кор?
Бәълс тӏо виттӏ ыъндэбыъга̄нәс нитәртӏ,
тӏӯъ би горгыс ыъндэбыъгэнтӏ:
Ръо̄н тӏвитиъ тӏэ̄тиъәд ппӏэтӏа̄тӏ.


Always buying beer, always eating ready-made food!
Don't you say "everything is plenty,"
(even though in reality) you're incurring losses?
Your husband has no clothes to wear,
you yourself are wearing rags:
Your butt sticks out from them.


Ик гьуъпп пӏа̄ккӏӣъ Быританиеисӣ ттӏилтӏ. Кӏартӏофиләсы әгәсы нэчэ̄ми нитӏэ̄нэ̄ми гьу луппуъми быъджими. Гьу тӏәмс очирич тӏәмӣ сә̄ъэ̄сигъ вәркӏтӏ.


Кӏуэ дуъттӏо̄всы хин габис бингисәс :rofl::rofl::rofl: вин нойерэ уъпӏтӏуъ са̄дэ̄ вац
Тӏәд пӏӯв сәнчӏэ̄сы сә кӏвә̄н пӏа̄ккӏӣъ упӏтӏкьиды ӏинсә̄н акӏәнцӏчӏппӏэ дыкӏтӏә.
Сәсы мусәлсәлэ̄с әгэ̄с абдал. лыъктӏ=дуъш


Why was he so upset about a broken plate :rofl::rofl::rofl: just buy a new one bro
I love British food. A whole potato topped with unmelted cheese and baked beans. And they line up for hours for it.
That's what the whole show is about dumbass. breaking=bad


This looks like the first thing a dog would make to eat after turning into a human.


Гунс Фылоридаеэ̄ вэрисәр уълӯчӏа̄ръӣ кӏвә̄н сэ̄тиъ упӏды нимытӏ ттӏилтӏ
Ни ик кӏо руктӏэ̄сы, мин ю̄ътӏ ик вэцӏ


Florida woman kidnaps scientist to make her dog immortal
Иккы апӏтӏәсы сәтиъ ттӏанцӏчӏитиъ гӯътӏ. Эв ракъәд ми Даничӏа̄сысы бэ̄тӏә, мин ю̄ътӏ ракъәд итӏэрәд ик инсидж тӏәмӣ мәънинӣ биртӏ.
I'm not saying she's right, but I get it


I'm conflicted about this situation. On the one hand I'm being called a Dane, but on the other I do agree with the sentiment here.


Гьар ми тӣды нэ̄чӏэ быътӏзәм?
Ик вәд ыъхатӏ уъджиттӏ гьу двә̄ вӣър пӏәшшӯруътиъ халлос, кӏарбонатӏ, валг лӣмытиъ ттӏилнинтӏ.
Ик вәд 20 минутигъ сытӏытӏ, гьу сәппӏэ, дыкӏтӏә сәм, пӏәччӏ ик вин епенерэ уъпӏытӏ.


Wondering how I did it?
Кӏорчымэ, вӣърәс вит ми ся̄гь нәмә̄тиъ тты̄нәскьиитиъ тӏотӏӣъ тӏәш диркӏытӏ
I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.
I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.


мигъмӯъкьӏ
гӯъттӏ/гӯъттӏ/гӯъттӏ
рацён кӏумӣтиъ
баба сылага
сиг гӯъттӏитиъ
пэгинг
гьӯтӏ бриан
ыптӏмә̄с ы̄ъйеәм
лъэ̄гь мэракӏе
вӣър варэ̄тиъ/варвӣър
са̄гьиър
талун икӏитиъ
къадиъб мычэ̄тиъ
пӏыътӏсәр миръә̄ъдтиъ
пӏыътӏсәр сорчиритиъ


ТӀӮЪ КЬАКӀ КӀВӘ̄НТИЪ НИТӢТӀИЪССӘ,
At the pub, a guy has shown me his list of potential names for his band
КӀУЭ КЬАКӀ ГО̄КӀИТИЪ ТӢТӀМАЙ?
Луътфән, кӏо̄ш веганӣ бы̄ътӏуъ.


IF YOU WOULDN'T DRINK DOG'S MILK,
megapiss
WHY DRINK COW'S MILK?
shit/shit/shit
Please, try vegan.
diet of worms
baba slaga
shit cig
pegging
brian disease
eggy wets
curious eel
hat man/hatman
hag
horse funeral
shoe penis
bathroom dad
toilet dad




Ик вит ра̄йъә̄с виъсәм чӏигьнинтӏ сонрэ̄д кӏәръуб ниәдӣхкьиды... Ик хвәз гьудж чира̄гъӣъ бинзинис кӏэнды шшотӏәм чӏигьды ттӏәлтӏ
Тӏви сәэ тӏэ̄тӏссә...
ТӀӮЪ ГОЛӮЛ ЭХТӀУЪКЬИ!
НЭ̄ЧӀЭ?
Орангутанэс тофәнг экспонатинэ тӏәшә̄м бытӏ
КӀУЭ?
кьӏачӏ


مبارح تلولا طفيت كل الضواوي عواد ما اصرف كهربا.. ودي اولع اللامضة وتريح من الفواتير
If you're standing here...
YOU MIGHT GET SHOT!
HOW?
The orangutans have a gun in their exhibit
WHY?
funny


The day before yesterday I cut all the lights so I wouldn't waste electricity... I want to light a gas lamp and be done with bills


Вӣърәс растафариеәс савнинэ ми ибэ̄тӏ ӏуйрэ̄ ик сӣ милиътӏ выкӏтӏ такэ̄. Кӏу «Угьмәс вин бӣнисӣ выкӏтӏыъ». Ик нотӏ сытӏытӏ, имды джитт. чӏигьчӏәсы 10 сә̄нӣэ̄м, ттым културист Полше энкъӏаминэ инигъекӏатӏ: «тӏӯъ бӣн е мигъ ю̄ътӏ»


1920э, Самуэль Решевский-әс вицӏәш 8 шәътрандж о̄ста̄дәми шәътранджә̄м биврәми тӣнтӏ сәкӏытӏ. Ләб хин виъс эхатӏ кор.
Rastafarian guy in the sauna this morning was telling me I should be making my own honey. "Anyone can buy a bee", he said. I nodded, taking it to heart. There was a 10 second pause, after which a Polish bodybuilder in the corner interjected: "you need more bee"
 
 
Ев 20 тәъсарруфсы ӏинсә̄нә̄м бәч кирмиънәсы мәс ми екӏтӏды сә чӏӯниъ Сәнчӏэ̄ во̄ккӏ тә̄тӏ ттым ӏинсә̄нс пӏыйс во̄ккӏ тэтӏиъ тэтӏиъ далгынэ̄. Баппаккыргэ̄сы чӏиррәкӏими


In 1920, 8 year old Samuel Reshevsky played chess with several chess masters at once. He lost every single game.
One of my top 20 favourite human behaviours I see around is when an Object makes a sound and then a nearby human will absentmindedly imitate the sound. Parakeet coded




gary бисквим тӏэ̄ игъдо̄нинтӏ
Ми муъцӏмисәс ттӏилтӏә бинк чӏӯниъ ик нӣш «гӣнттәсы сәинэ» йыъктӏ ма̄шӣнэ мәсрэ̄ ыъкӏтӏ, мин ю̄ътӏ дуъттӏо̄мәс твӣ мэ̄ бә̄йтӏ ми ма̄шӣнэ̄сы мафәсы диркӏцы. Итӏэрэ̄ ми диркӏцы икӏ гӣнттэ бәвкӏтӏә ик шуӏӯърыс нигьэмэ̄с тирды чӏиъгьинтӏ


вӣцӏ тӏӯъ хин вирг тӣды пӏәччӏ тирды ыдж
I'm filled with joy when I see the "baby on board" sign attached to the car in front of mine, but sadness washes over me when I realize the car is a hearse. Only when I notice that it's being driven by a baby do I begin to have mixed feelings


шукрән gary-э екӏтӏуъ


gary has brought you cookies
Әърәбеәсы къавлсы. Нибидисы, ик дык әърәбе нивӣцӏ пӏәччӏ ик кӏу екӏды нивӣцӏ.


he knows you have been working hard so you deserve it
There is an Arabic saying. Unfortunately, I do not know Arabic пӏәччӏ I don't know what it says.


say thank you to gary


Виликӏчӏа̄сәр виъсәс шорт сәтиъ имитӏиъкьи руън пӏәччӏ эв нук тӣтӏ кӏэнчӏ. Пӏиджчӏа̄сәр виъс вит расиӣъ кортӏӣъ нэкӏитӏиъкьи кӏәл. Ма̄шӣнэ̄ виъсэ̄ нәккӏ икӏвәсыънигъ виъсәсыънигъ синтӏцы бӣътӏиъкьи. Ник матӏацыкьчӏа̄сәртиъ виъс тәъла̄къми бәч къӏәъгьәми чӏәгьитӏиъкьи. Автобусс виъсәс уъртӏ ракъигъ сәнтӏитӏиъкьи гьу пӏайс виъс релсэсәд синтӏитӏиъкьи. Электросамакӏатӏс пырограмэ̄с нәджә̄гь гӯътӏиъкьи киттэ̄.


Ниминсы тиджәсы пӏырӣъмнӣ тӏо дӯды:
May every cyclist rip his shorts so that one ball hangs out. May every pedestrian be belamed by painful gout. May every car be totaled running over every horse. May every biker marriage end in bitterest divorce. May every bus flip over and may every train derail. May the app-based electronic scooter finally prevail.
1. шәкәр
2. милиътӏ
3. ӯн
4. ы̄ъй
5. 1/2 lb нэ̄тӏәритиъ
6. мӣккьӏ уъпӏтӏуъ
7. кьӏӯтӏ та̄виндэ дуътӏуъ
8. 375°быд рэ̄тыътӏуъ


Cute things to call your boyfriend:
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2 lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°


Сигарэтӏэ̄с санджа̄бэ̄сы га̄йнтӏ.
Нийәме̄сы әгэ тӏви эвм гипӏсәриндэ тӏо ттӏилдыбыд гьу гьудж кӏэндыбыд.
МӢ СИГАР ИНЕӘМТӀУЪ


Flamin' Hot Cheetos - Шуӏӯър «пӏа̄ккӏ лавӣъ тӏэ̄нӣъ тӣчӏ»-әш тәртӏ
Cigarettes are like squirrels.
They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
NO SMOKING


Со̄с Тӏипӏ Great Value-итиъ - Газ милицёнерәмәс быъкӏтӏә та̄тӏә


Майнэс тӏипӏ - Цӏва̄дэ̄ Гьиндос ю̄ъсәсы нурәндыргё̄м бәццарэ̄с тӏәшә̄м быъкӏтӏ та̄тӏ.
сәлә̄м, иккы пыриютӏчӏа̄сысы къарнәд вит екӏтӏ быдекӏчӏэш америкеәсәд. ик американо ӣъсәми сә гьӣкьӏинэ имтӏкьи кӏуэ


Бәццар Энт - упӏчӏа̄сәр бәццарэ̄тиъ гибридеисәс кӏу «Ик гьудж гугъкьӏппӏтӏэ мәс тӣды диркӏтӏ, хин тӏипӏэ̄ ми ниекӏыъды. Ми тӣ виъпӏ кӏэнытӏ.»
hello, i am refugee from american century of humiliation. where can i get an iced americano around these parts


Пипирон - Дыкӏппӏэ кәм, киса тӏвитиъ ппир ттӏилды кӏанитӏиъ.


Ранч Hidden Valley-итиъ - Супӏчӏа̄сәр кӏу «нимытӏер эндорфинитиъ пӏырәппыъ»диркӏытӏ.
Вин әлутэ выкӏтӏ я̄вэ̄д, пӏа̄ккӏ рэ̄пӏокӏтӏ та̄тӏ я̄вэ̄д!
Тӏви «виъсмисы бӯриъсы» ба̄тӏмай
(гьашерәми итӏэрэ̄) тӏви вә̄мтӏ кор?
Бәълс тӏо виттӏ ыъндэбыъга̄нәс нитәртӏ,
тӏӯъ би горгыс ыъндэбыъгэнтӏ:
Ръо̄н тӏвитиъ тӏэ̄тиъәд ппӏэтӏа̄тӏ.


Майнэс - Бәгьа̄рәми бәч виъды̄нәс бы̄ъмнис, милзәмэ̄сы гы̄рвэ̄сы пӏокӏтӏерәш бә̄ргәш.
Always buying beer, always eating ready-made food!
Don't you say "everything is plenty,"
(even though in reality) you're incurring losses?
Your husband has no clothes to wear,
you yourself are wearing rags:
Your butt sticks out from them.


Цӏах - Шуӏӯър гьудж пӏә̄въкӏ дыквигъ би гугъкьӏппӏтӏэ опӏтӏкьи.


Хасс Айсбергитиъ - Гьәъчс мигъэ̄ капсаицин пӏә̄въкӏ тәртӏ гьу пӏәччӏ мыдвэ̄сы эвпӏә̄въкӏ.
Кӏуэ дуъттӏо̄всы хин габис бингисәс :rofl::rofl::rofl: вин нойерэ уъпӏтӏуъ са̄дэ̄ вац
Сәсы мусәлсәлэ̄с әгэ̄с абдал. лыъктӏ=дуъш


Ккӏырг - Эвэ̄, ккӏа бәццарэ̄сы бәч тӏипӏвисы бы̄ъмнис гӯънинтӏ. Тӏэ̄ кӏо̄ш бы̄ънәнцӏ кӏу тәъм гьәъчтиъ тытӏ.
Why was he so upset about a broken plate :rofl::rofl::rofl: just buy a new one bro
That's what the whole show is about dumbass. breaking=bad


Лупп Голл - Нәвъ «синг» бәццарэ̄с.


Тӣкь - Капсаицин нитәртӏ.
Гунс Фылоридаеэ̄ вэрисәр уълӯчӏа̄ръӣ кӏвә̄н сэ̄тиъ упӏды нимытӏ ттӏилтӏ
Ни ик кӏо руктӏэ̄сы, мин ю̄ътӏ ик вэцӏ


Flamin' Hot Cheetos - Feels like "eating molten lava."
Florida woman kidnaps scientist to make her dog immortal
I'm not saying she's right, but I get it


Great Value Hot Sauce - Spray used by police


Spicy Mayonnaise - The Indian army uses it as a base for their chili grenades.
Гьар ми тӣды нэ̄чӏэ быътӏзәм?
Ик вәд ыъхатӏ уъджиттӏ гьу двә̄ вӣър пӏәшшӯруътиъ халлос, кӏарбонатӏ, валг лӣмытиъ ттӏилнинтӏ.
Ик вәд 20 минутигъ сытӏытӏ, гьу сәппӏэ, дыкӏтӏә сәм, пӏәччӏ ик вин епенерэ уъпӏытӏ.


Black Pepper - "I felt it burning in the back of my throat, so hot that I couldn't speak. I began to shake," said the creator of the hybrid pepper.
Wondering how I did it?
I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.
I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.


Pepperoni - After a few bites, your sinuses will start to open up.


Hidden Valley Ranch - Its creator claims he felt a "marvelous endorphin rush."
ТӀӮЪ КЬАКӀ КӀВӘ̄НТИЪ НИТӢТӀИЪССӘ,
КӀУЭ КЬАКӀ ГО̄КӀИТИЪ ТӢТӀМАЙ?
Луътфән, кӏо̄ш веганӣ бы̄ътӏуъ.


Mayonnaise - One of the best-known seasonings in the world, a key ingredient in white cooking.
IF YOU WOULDN'T DRINK DOG'S MILK,
WHY DRINK COW'S MILK?
Please, try vegan.


Salt - May cause a slight burning sensation around the tongue or back of throat.


Iceberg Lettuce - The sizeable fruit is low in capsaicin and therefore relatively mild.
Ик вит ра̄йъә̄с виъсәм чӏигьнинтӏ сонрэ̄д кӏәръуб ниәдӣхкьиды... Ик хвәз гьудж чира̄гъӣъ бинзинис кӏэнды шшотӏәм чӏигьды ттӏәлтӏ


Raisins - At one time, this was reputed to be the hottest pepper in the world. Those who have tried it say it has a fruity taste.
مبارح تلولا طفيت كل الضواوي عواد ما اصرف كهربا.. ودي اولع اللامضة وتريح من الفواتير


Green Beans - The "gentle" kind of peppers.
The day before yesterday I cut all the lights so I wouldn't waste electricity... I want to light a gas lamp and be done with bills


Cottage Cheese - Does not contain capsaicin.


1920э, Самуэль Решевский-әс вицӏәш 8 шәътрандж о̄ста̄дәми шәътранджә̄м биврәми тӣнтӏ сәкӏытӏ. Ләб хин виъс эхатӏ кор.


Вӣъринэ виъсинэ твинксы тӏипӏуъсы сексиәсы гьу пӏыътӏыргсысы гьэ̄всы, ма̄кисс дэгьэ̄мисӣ бӣъды. Кӏуәс нәджә̄гь иттӏ о̄мэ̄?
In 1920, 8 year old Samuel Reshevsky played chess with several chess masters at once. He lost every single game.


Inside every man is a hot sexy twink and a dom daddy, waging war for control. Who's winning today?


==Dialogs==
gary бисквим тӏэ̄ игъдо̄нинтӏ
Guard 1: Сә тимсә̄л екӏатӏма нӯъ?
Statue: Вэ̄ тәъбәън, тимсә̄лм ниекӏэнтӏ!
Guard 2: Гьуъчч ццӏвис хин дӯтӏ.
Guard 1: Бәлэ, синттӏуъигъ.


Guard 1: Did that statue just talk?
вӣцӏ тӏӯъ хин вирг тӣды пӏәччӏ тирды ыдж
Statue: Of course not, statues don't talk!
Guard 2: It does raise a pretty good point.
Guard 1: Alright, carry on.


шукрән gary-э екӏтӏуъ


ŋ't: Ик душ әдӣтӏ гьу пӏӯвәс ы̄ъс диркӏинтӏды "КЬАКӀ ЖЕНСКӘСЫ" лол
gary has brought you cookies
nico!: Бәлэ испанск виъдәнцӏухъ гьу кьакӏ женскәсы гӯътӏ
ŋ't: Мәӏс гьашэ̄
nico!: Испанск виъдәнцӏухъ или кьакӏ женскәсы ыъсәнцӏ?
ŋ't: Бәлэ
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Ми гьәърфӣ
nico!: Сә пӏоләсы тӏвитиъ гӯътӏ


ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
he knows you have been working hard so you deserve it
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


say thank you to gary


Чӏу уът уъм вӣдинтӏухъ са̄гьиърэ̄сы га̄йтӏды?
Э̄, вәт ми тыритон нэкӏытӏ!
Тыритон?
...Ик шифә̄ӏ тәрытӏ.


What makes you think she's a witch?
Ниминсы тиджәсы пӏырӣъмнӣ тӏо дӯды:
Well, she turned me into a newt!
1. шәкәр
A newt?
2. милиътӏ
...I got better.
3. ӯн
4. ы̄ъй
5. 1/2 lb нэ̄тӏәритиъ
6. мӣккьӏ уъпӏтӏуъ
7. кьӏӯтӏ та̄виндэ дуътӏуъ
8. 375°быд рэ̄тыътӏуъ
 
Cute things to call your boyfriend:
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2 lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°




Ковбойәсы нигӯътӏыъ секси
Flamin' Hot Cheetos - Шуӏӯър «пӏа̄ккӏ лавӣъ тӏэ̄нӣъ тӣчӏ»-әш тәртӏ
Тӏви би кӏукӏтӏкьи емыр нӯъ
 
Cowboys can't be sexy
I bet you feel dumb right now


Со̄с Тӏипӏ Great Value-итиъ - Газ милицёнерәмәс быъкӏтӏә та̄тӏә


Ыг сә мейн-кун гӯътӏухъ вис! Кӏосы винисы иминэчӏәш?
Майнэс тӏипӏ - Цӏва̄дэ̄ Гьиндос ю̄ъсәсы нурәндыргё̄м бәццарэ̄с тӏәшә̄м быъкӏтӏ та̄тӏ.
474,320₽.
Ми нивӣцӏухъ дӯтӏыъды.


that maine coon looks good! what's the price to adopt it?
Бәццар Энт - упӏчӏа̄сәр бәццарэ̄тиъ гибридеисәс кӏу «Ик гьудж гугъкьӏппӏтӏэ мәс тӣды диркӏтӏ, хин тӏипӏэ̄ ми ниекӏыъды. Ми тӣ виъпӏ кӏэнытӏ.»
474,320₽.
I don't think I can afford that.


Пипирон - Дыкӏппӏэ кәм, киса тӏвитиъ ппир ттӏилды кӏанитӏиъ.


Огьан: Ми иттӏкьи емыр, мин ю̄ътӏ ми нииттӏ гьо̄шша̄р са̄дэ̄ссә.
Ранч Hidden Valley-итиъ - Супӏчӏа̄сәр кӏу «нимытӏер эндорфинитиъ пӏырәппыъ»диркӏытӏ.
Иван: Сә мәънинсы иттӏычӏәш емырәш гӯътӏ.
Огьан: Ми вӣцӏ. Сә огьурсы екӏчӏәш мәс.
Сӯкӏун: Ю̄ъс муджә̄дәл чӏәгьтӏыъ?
Огьан: Тӏӯъ якӏтӏыъ нэ̄чӏэ СӘСЫ муджә̄дәлэ̄сы га̄йтӏды?
Сӯкӏун: Ик тӏви нииба̄тӏ. Ик Гэл гьу Әруъш ибэ̄тӏ.
Огьан: О̄.


Ohan: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Майнэс - Бәгьа̄рәми бәч виъды̄нәс бы̄ъмнис, милзәмэ̄сы гы̄рвэ̄сы пӏокӏтӏерәш бә̄ргәш.
Ivan: That's what being stupid means.
 
Ohan: I know. That's why I said it.
Цӏах - Шуӏӯър гьудж пӏә̄въкӏ дыквигъ би гугъкьӏппӏтӏэ опӏтӏкьи.
Sukun: Can you guys stop arguing?
 
Ohan: How can you call THAT an argument?
Хасс Айсбергитиъ - Гьәъчс мигъэ̄ капсаицин пӏә̄въкӏ тәртӏ гьу пӏәччӏ мыдвэ̄сы эвпӏә̄въкӏ.
Sukun: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Gel and Arush.
 
Ohan: Ah.
Ккӏырг - Эвэ̄, ккӏа бәццарэ̄сы бәч тӏипӏвисы бы̄ъмнис гӯънинтӏ. Тӏэ̄ кӏо̄ш бы̄ънәнцӏ кӏу тәъм гьәъчтиъ тытӏ.


Лупп Голл - Нәвъ «синг» бәццарэ̄с.


Кӏафээ ''Heg Sheg''
Тӣкь - Капсаицин нитәртӏ.
Person 1: Сәлә̄м до̄ттӏ митиъ!
Person 2: Маргьәъбән бырэ̄тӏ митиъ, чӏу ик тӏви дӯтӏиъкьи?
Person 1: Чай гьу нәгн луътфән.
Person 2: Тәъбәън, эв сә̄нӣ.
Person 1: Шукрән бырэ̄тӏ.
Person 2: Чай чо̄ би голл?
Person 1: Чо̄ луътфән.
Person 2: Кьакӏ би ни?
Person 1: Бәлэ.
Person 2: Шәкәр?
Person 1: Бәлэ.
Person 2: Сицӏуъ гэвшэкӏ. Ик тӏви екӏэтӏиъ шән кӏэнцы уъджиттӏ.
Person 1: Шукрән.


At the café ''Heg Sheg''
Flamin' Hot Cheetos - Feels like "eating molten lava."
Person 1: Hello my friend!
Person 2: Welcome my brother, what can I get you?
Person 1: Tea and bread please.
Person 2: No problem, one moment.
Person 1: Thank you brother.
Person 2: Black tea or green?
Person 1: Black please.
Person 2: Milk or no?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: Sugar?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: You go relax. I'll tell you when the kettle boils.
Person 1: Thank you.


Great Value Hot Sauce - Spray used by police


[[File:Guimin tombstones.png|thumb]]
Spicy Mayonnaise - The Indian army uses it as a base for their chili grenades.
9 Январэ, 2024


擺扽先生方士肉的 — Жакъ 5:33э
Black Pepper - "I felt it burning in the back of my throat, so hot that I couldn't speak. I began to shake," said the creator of the hybrid pepper.
1800быд виъсмәс би пӏа̄ккӏ ттытӏзәм.
Гима̄хыргэс пӏӯв 1800әд кӏантӏ.


愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 6:26э
Pepperoni - After a few bites, your sinuses will start to open up.
тәъбәън ынвис пӏа̄ккӏ гима̄хыргэс гьу ынуъмәс 1800эсинэ ӣропӏинтӏ итинэнтӏ


HM ʱSatan, Whittler of Omnicorp — Жакъ 7:53э
Hidden Valley Ranch - Its creator claims he felt a "marvelous endorphin rush."
гима̄хыргэс кәмбәмәс нига̄йнтӏыъ вис :(


wow — Жакъ 7:53э
Mayonnaise - One of the best-known seasonings in the world, a key ingredient in white cooking.
мәссәлэсы ыберәш


Mikey!!! :D — Жакъ 7:54э
Salt - May cause a slight burning sensation around the tongue or back of throat.
Тӏэ̄ сӣ якӏтӏә


愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 8:04э
Iceberg Lettuce - The sizeable fruit is low in capsaicin and therefore relatively mild.
ик пӏа̄ккӏ гима̄хыргәмәс кобалтәми та̄тӏ та̄тӏ о̄мэ̄ виъсэ̄
 
Raisins - At one time, this was reputed to be the hottest pepper in the world. Those who have tried it say it has a fruity taste.


Mikey!!! :D — Жакъ 8:07э
Green Beans - The "gentle" kind of peppers.
Ик дыкӏырг әлма̄сӣ кәмбәм упӏинтӏ олоркӏ хин бы̄ътӏ та̄тӏ


愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 8:43э
Cottage Cheese - Does not contain capsaicin.
ик дыкӏырг джӣвӣ джо̄ддэ мәс накӏтӏуъ
мммммм мэтӏалс гыро̄ә̄с ләзӣз хин


January 9, 2024


擺扽先生方士肉的 — Today at 5:33 AM
Вӣъринэ виъсинэ твинксы тӏипӏуъсы сексиәсы гьу пӏыътӏыргсысы гьэ̄всы, ма̄кисс дэгьэ̄мисӣ бӣъды. Кӏуәс нәджә̄гь иттӏ о̄мэ̄?
Until 1800, everybody ate each other.
The first tomb stones date from 1800.


愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 6:26 AM
Inside every man is a hot sexy twink and a dom daddy, waging war for control. Who's winning today?
clearly humans stopped eating humans and tomb stones in the 1800s


HM ʱSatan, Whittler of Omnicorp — Today at 7:53 AM
tomb stones can't be good for your teeth :(


wow — Today at 7:53 AM
Нимытӏерәс би хин ттӏилинтӏ джо̄ш я̄вэ̄д кьӏӯтӏ битӏонтиъ кӏэнчӏбыд
skill issue


Mikey!!! :D — Today at 7:54 AM
Виъсм бэ̄тӏ бэ̄тӏ кӏу «телепорт тӏэ̄мәс сӯълдэ синттӏуъ, тӏэ̄ чапдэ миксырис ӣхэнтӏуъ» бырэ̄тӏсәрыс сиъръитиъ митиъ, ми буджэтӏәш уъм вӣдухъды ым бәвгды нивӣцӏ
Speak for yourself


愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 8:04 AM
Immortals always so full of gas until the concrete starts pouring
i eat tomb stones with cobalt every day


Mikey!!! :D — Today at 8:07 AM
Everyone keeps saying "teleport them to the sun, throw them in the blender dimension" my brothers in magic I don't know what budget you think we are operating on
I munch on diamond to make my teeth extra polished


愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 8:43 AM
i munch on mercury get on my level
mmmmmm heavy metals so yummy


Ма̄йер упӏчӏ нэ̄чӏэ;
Пӏидәсы 1, ӯн сәъттыъндэ виргәш тӏо ттӏытӏуъ.
Пӏидәсы 2, кат ӯнәд имтӏуъ.
Пӏидәсы 3, ӯн катәд ытӏуъ.
Пӏидәсы 4, ӯн сәъттыъндэ виргәш тӏо двиъттӏытӏуъ. одәд синтӏссәды ю̄ътӏ пӏидәм 1-4 двиъттинтӏуъ.
Пӏидәсы 5, нәгн.


«Тӏви тӏэ̄тӏ чӏӯ, о̄ ве̄тӏер лазутӏтиъ»
How to make sourdough;
«Иккы Iowa-әсы тӏэ̄тӏ.»
Step 1, flour your work surface.
«Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ! Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ! Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ!»
Step 2, remove cat from flour.
Step 3, remove flour from cat.
Step 4, reflour your work surface. If you have to leave the room repeat steps 1-4.
Step 5, bread.


"How do you feel, o wise one of the corn?"
"I am one with Iowa."
"He is one with the corn! One with the corn! One with the corn!"


Тӏӯъ дыкӏ кьатӏәд бибы̄ътӏ. Къуър рэндэхъ бә̄йтӏуъ.


СУКЪРА̄Т: Эвмисы ми вӣдды вӣдчӏәсы нерәш мәс.
You've already bitten off the head. Grate a pear.
МИ: Э̄ вэ̄, мӣ сә екӏтӏуъ. Тӏви сәнчӏэ̄м вӣцӏ.
СУКЪРА̄Т: Ни, ми бэ̄тӏ-
МИ: Тӏӯъ хвәз ттӏәлитӏиъссә, ик вит тӏви сәнчӏэ̄мәс вӣдитӏиъ.
СУКЪРА̄Т:
МИ:
СУКЪРА̄Т:
СУКЪРА̄Т: *Бягъакӏ ттӏытӏ* Тӏәсы дыро̄всы.


SOCRATES: The only thing I know is that I know nothing.
ME: Aw, hey, don't say that. You know things.
SOCRATES: No, I meant-
ME: If you want I can teach you some stuff.
SOCRATES:
ME:
SOCRATES:
SOCRATES: *Points* That's a tree.


«Ик хин гьәмәтӏ нерәс дӯр битрейт тирды бӣъухъчӏэ вә̄мтӏ»


Ръӯй мигъ Америкигъ нэ̄в игъсинтӏыъды опӏитӏиъ такэ̄. Опӏтӏчӏәс виргәм биврә̄с too уъпӏитӏиъкьи сәм
Икӏ бәле:


Вит ми сә тӣыъды нэ̄чӏэ мә̄ттӣэ̄ вӣцӏәкьима?
"I sure hope nobody touches the wall that maintains the bitrate"


Бэ̄л
Scoundrel horse:


They should build a big river across America so you can go across it by boat. Building it would create a lot of jobs too
==Dialogs==
Guard 1: Сә тимсә̄л екӏатӏма нӯъ?
Statue: Вэ̄ тәъбәън, тимсә̄лм ниекӏэнтӏ!
Guard 2: Гьуъчч ццӏвис хин дӯтӏ.
Guard 1: Бәлэ, синттӏуъигъ.


Can someone explain to me how this would physically be possible?
Guard 1: Did that statue just talk?
Statue: Of course not, statues don't talk!
Guard 2: It does raise a pretty good point.
Guard 1: Alright, carry on.


Shovel


ŋ't: Ик душ әдӣтӏ гьу пӏӯвәс ы̄ъс диркӏинтӏды "КЬАКӀ ЖЕНСКӘСЫ" лол
nico!: Бәлэ испанск виъдәнцӏухъ гьу кьакӏ женскәсы гӯътӏ
ŋ't: Мәӏс гьашэ̄
nico!: Испанск виъдәнцӏухъ или кьакӏ женскәсы ыъсәнцӏ?
ŋ't: Бәлэ
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Ми гьәърфӣ
nico!: Сә пӏоләсы тӏвитиъ гӯътӏ


«Тӏӯъсы кӏуәсы гьу рэ̄быдсинтӏытӏмай нэ̄чӏэ?»
ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


«Иккы догъджиъсы, гьу ыккы догъджиъсы.»


"Who are you and how did you get here?"
Чӏу уът уъм вӣдинтӏухъ са̄гьиърэ̄сы га̄йтӏды?
Э̄, вәт ми тыритон нэкӏытӏ!
Тыритон?
...Ик шифә̄ӏ тәрытӏ.


"I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith."
What makes you think she's a witch?
Well, she turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...I got better.




[[File:Guimin cat in da hospital.png|thumb]]
Ковбойәсы нигӯътӏыъ секси
Пӏырӣъмин джэррер вэ̄ма̄рэста̄нэ тӣтӏә сә о̄м гьу еркӏи мэ̄ иба̄тӏ кӏо гайджеэ̄сы гьу висвэ̄сы сә до̄тӏ еркӏи
Тӏви би кӏукӏтӏкьи емыр нӯъ


Тӏӯъсы висвэ̄сы???
Cowboys can't be sexy
I bet you feel dumb right now


Кат вэ̄ма̄рэста̄нэ


Катуъсы вэ̄ма̄рэста̄нэ Матвей
Ыг сә мейн-кун гӯътӏухъ вис! Кӏосы винисы иминэчӏәш?
474,320₽.
Ми нивӣцӏухъ дӯтӏыъды.


Бәлэ ми вӣцӏ тӏви мэ̄ иба̄тӏ пӏырәппыъвисы
that maine coon looks good! what's the price to adopt it?
474,320₽.
I don't think I can afford that.


Girlfriend had surgery at the hospital today and instead of her telling me that she's alive and okay she sends this instead


Are you okay???
Огьан: Ми иттӏкьи емыр, мин ю̄ътӏ ми нииттӏ гьо̄шша̄р са̄дэ̄ссә.
Иван: Сә мәънинсы иттӏычӏәш емырәш гӯътӏ.
Огьан: Ми вӣцӏ. Сә огьурсы екӏчӏәш мәс.
Сӯкӏун: Ю̄ъс муджә̄дәл чӏәгьтӏыъ?
Огьан: Тӏӯъ якӏтӏыъ нэ̄чӏэ СӘСЫ муджә̄дәлэ̄сы га̄йтӏды?
Сӯкӏун: Ик тӏви нииба̄тӏ. Ик Гэл гьу Әруъш ибэ̄тӏ.
Огьан: О̄.


Cat in da hospital
Ohan: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
 
Ivan: That's what being stupid means.
There's a cat in the hospital Matthew
Ohan: I know. That's why I said it.
Sukun: Can you guys stop arguing?
Ohan: How can you call THAT an argument?
Sukun: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Gel and Arush.
Ohan: Ah.
 
 
Кӏафээ ''Heg Sheg''
Person 1: Сәлә̄м до̄ттӏ митиъ!
Person 2: Маргьәъбән бырэ̄тӏ митиъ, чӏу ик тӏви дӯтӏиъкьи?
Person 1: Чай гьу нәгн луътфән.
Person 2: Тәъбәън, эв сә̄нӣ.
Person 1: Шукрән бырэ̄тӏ.
Person 2: Чай чо̄ би голл?
Person 1: Чо̄ луътфән.
Person 2: Кьакӏ би ни?
Person 1: Бәлэ.
Person 2: Шәкәр?
Person 1: Бәлэ.
Person 2: Сицӏуъ гэвшэкӏ. Ик тӏви екӏэтӏиъ шән кӏэнцы уъджиттӏ.
Person 1: Шукрән.
 
At the café ''Heg Sheg''
Person 1: Hello my friend!
Person 2: Welcome my brother, what can I get you?
Person 1: Tea and bread please.
Person 2: No problem, one moment.
Person 1: Thank you brother.
Person 2: Black tea or green?
Person 1: Black please.
Person 2: Milk or no?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: Sugar?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: You go relax. I'll tell you when the kettle boils.
Person 1: Thank you.
 
 
[[File:Guimin tombstones.png|thumb]]
9 Январэ, 2024
 
擺扽先生方士肉的 — Жакъ 5:33э
1800быд виъсмәс би пӏа̄ккӏ ттытӏзәм.
Гима̄хыргэс пӏӯв 1800әд кӏантӏ.
 
愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 6:26э
тәъбәън ынвис пӏа̄ккӏ гима̄хыргэс гьу ынуъмәс 1800эсинэ ӣропӏинтӏ итинэнтӏ
 
HM ʱSatan, Whittler of Omnicorp — Жакъ 7:53э
гима̄хыргэс кәмбәмәс нига̄йнтӏыъ вис :(
 
wow — Жакъ 7:53э
мәссәлэсы ыберәш
 
Mikey!!! :D — Жакъ 7:54э
Тӏэ̄ сӣ якӏтӏә
 
愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 8:04э
ик пӏа̄ккӏ гима̄хыргәмәс кобалтәми та̄тӏ та̄тӏ о̄мэ̄ виъсэ̄
 
Mikey!!! :D — Жакъ 8:07э
Ик дыкӏырг әлма̄сӣ кәмбәм упӏинтӏ олоркӏ хин бы̄ътӏ та̄тӏ
 
愚蠢的貓娘 — Жакъ 8:43э
ик дыкӏырг джӣвӣ джо̄ддэ мәс накӏтӏуъ
мммммм мэтӏалс гыро̄ә̄с ләзӣз хин
 
January 9, 2024
 
擺扽先生方士肉的 — Today at 5:33 AM
Until 1800, everybody ate each other.
The first tomb stones date from 1800.
 
愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 6:26 AM
clearly humans stopped eating humans and tomb stones in the 1800s
 
HM ʱSatan, Whittler of Omnicorp — Today at 7:53 AM
tomb stones can't be good for your teeth :(
 
wow — Today at 7:53 AM
skill issue
 
Mikey!!! :D — Today at 7:54 AM
Speak for yourself
 
愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 8:04 AM
i eat tomb stones with cobalt every day
 
Mikey!!! :D — Today at 8:07 AM
I munch on diamond to make my teeth extra polished
 
愚蠢的貓娘 — Today at 8:43 AM
i munch on mercury get on my level
mmmmmm heavy metals so yummy
 
 
«Тӏви тӏэ̄тӏ чӏӯ, о̄ ве̄тӏер лазутӏтиъ»
«Иккы Iowa-әсы тӏэ̄тӏ.»
«Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ! Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ! Сәсы лазутӏсы тӏэ̄тӏ!»
 
"How do you feel, o wise one of the corn?"
"I am one with Iowa."
"He is one with the corn! One with the corn! One with the corn!"
 
 
СУКЪРА̄Т: Эвмисы ми вӣдды вӣдчӏәсы нерәш мәс.
МИ: Э̄ вэ̄, мӣ сә екӏтӏуъ. Тӏви сәнчӏэ̄м вӣцӏ.
СУКЪРА̄Т: Ни, ми бэ̄тӏ-
МИ: Тӏӯъ хвәз ттӏәлитӏиъссә, ик вит тӏви сәнчӏэ̄мәс вӣдитӏиъ.
СУКЪРА̄Т:
МИ:
СУКЪРА̄Т:
СУКЪРА̄Т: *Бягъакӏ ттӏытӏ* Тӏәсы дыро̄всы.
 
SOCRATES: The only thing I know is that I know nothing.
ME: Aw, hey, don't say that. You know things.
SOCRATES: No, I meant-
ME: If you want I can teach you some stuff.
SOCRATES:
ME:
SOCRATES:
SOCRATES: *Points* That's a tree.
 
 
Ръӯй мигъ Америкигъ нэ̄в игъсинтӏыъды опӏитӏиъ такэ̄. Опӏтӏчӏәс виргәм биврә̄с too уъпӏитӏиъкьи сәм
 
Вит ми сә тӣыъды нэ̄чӏэ мә̄ттӣэ̄ вӣцӏәкьима?
 
Бэ̄л
 
They should build a big river across America so you can go across it by boat. Building it would create a lot of jobs too
 
Can someone explain to me how this would physically be possible?
 
Shovel
 
 
«Тӏӯъсы кӏуәсы гьу рэ̄быдсинтӏытӏмай нэ̄чӏэ?»
 
«Иккы догъджиъсы, гьу ыккы догъджиъсы.»
 
"Who are you and how did you get here?"
 
"I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith."
 
 
[[File:Guimin cat in da hospital.png|thumb]]
Пӏырӣъмин джэррер вэ̄ма̄рэста̄нэ тӣтӏә сә о̄м гьу еркӏи мэ̄ иба̄тӏ кӏо гайджеэ̄сы гьу висвэ̄сы сә до̄тӏ еркӏи
 
Тӏӯъсы висвэ̄сы???
 
Кат вэ̄ма̄рэста̄нэ
 
Катуъсы вэ̄ма̄рэста̄нэ Матвей
 
Бәлэ ми вӣцӏ тӏви мэ̄ иба̄тӏ пӏырәппыъвисы
 
Girlfriend had surgery at the hospital today and instead of her telling me that she's alive and okay she sends this instead
 
Are you okay???
 
Cat in da hospital
 
There's a cat in the hospital Matthew
 
Yes I know you've told me that's awesome
 
 
Иккы: гьәълкъэ̄с вәррә̄тиъ гьу ботыл митуътиъ пӏәшшӯрвӣ
 
Офицянтәсы: бә̄рг би рут?
 
Иккы, кӏо̄ш әдә̄нвӣ мәс ттӏилды ппӏавр бӣъды: вәрр угь пӏукӏсәр ттӏилды джо̄ш
 
Me: onion rings and a bottle of wine for the table
 
Waiter: white or red?
 
Me, trying to impress my date: which ever onion the chef prefers
 
 
'''Марр Ы̄ъйдыкӏ Гьәссә̄р''' (''Dasypeltis scabra''), гьӣсәртиъ Colubridae-итиъ, Ифрӣкъӣ Джәнӯб
 
''фотографи Cristian Schneider-ә̄ ''
 
Кӏу гипӏсәринэ гӯъръыргис зитӏмай??? Ләзӣзәсы???
 
Доттагъ тӏӯъ иък сә '''Марр Ы̄ъйдыкӏ Гьәссә̄р''' тӣчӏәш ыъкӏэтӏиъ ''ытэ̄л''
 
'''Common Egg-Eating Snake''' (''Dasypeltis scabra''), family Colubridae, South Africa
 
''photograph by Cristian Schneider''
 
What's in the little critter's mouth??? Is it tasty???
 
Bestie you will ''never'' guess what this '''Common Egg-Eating Snake''' is doing
 
 
кӏуэ миръә̄ъдсы?
 
Двә̄ туърппӏэ. Мы̄ъсә̄м сорчирәш тә̄тӏуъ лук са̄дэ̄.
 
Кӏуәш.
 
Where is the bathroom at?
 
Two doors down. Just be careful of the toilet rats.
 
The what.
 
 
Дуъгьо̄бвисы кӏуъмирә̄с-квартӏэ̄с кәчеәм лушшуъпӏэ игъсинтӏды диркӏрә
 
Ик угьм давъэхъ тӏәш дӯтӏкьи
 
КӀУЪМИРСА̄ГЬИЪРЭ̄СЫ
 
КӀУЪМИРСА̄ГЬИЪРЭ̄СЫ
 
Mystery as female hammerhead sharks found gathering under full moon
 
I would give anything to be invited to this
 
SHARKWITCHES
 
SHARKWITCHES
 
 
Нерәсы е висәсы биккӏла бәстӣ къӏоппӏыд
 
Биккӏла бәст гьу билетӏ сорчирбыд эвла пӏырого̄мытиъ э̄
 
Ынуъсы дуърро Taco Bell-ә̄ тӣтӏ мыдуъсы, та̄рӣхс диц ттитӏиъ
 
Nothing like a six pack after work
 
A six pack and one way ticket to the toilet eh
 
People who get diarrhea from Taco Bell are weak and history will forget them
 
==Longer translations==
Ик гьуъпп стэйкэ мәс ттӏытӏ, мин ю̄ътӏ ми вӣцӏухъ вӣ виъсэ̄ чӏиъгьинтӏуъ кӏо̄ш бы̄ънтӏ уът гӯъ биъцц.
Ик бәгьа̄р би тәъмтәъм стэйкэ ниттӏилтӏ гьәссә̄рэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ кӏуъ кӏадг дуътӏ?
Э̄ррэ̄ чӏӯниъ сә кӏатӏ, гьуъж ыкӏуътиъ тытӏ.
Стэйк печӣъ динис гьәссә̄рӣъ упӏычӏ иттӏ пӏә̄въ, гьу иттӏ тэ̄нтӏ сәвс.
Сытӏинтӏуъинәд гьу диц ттытӏиъ.
Эв гьу вен такърӣбән сә̄ъппӏэ, иттӏинэды дә̄рӣтӏэ̄ хин пӏәччӏ гӯътӏ сәвс гьу вәгы нӯъ.
Сә пӏа̄ккӏ ынуъмәс быъкӏтӏәыъ.
Чам е̄мыргӣ тӏәш әмтӏуъухъ.
Сә тәъм ккӏэ̄тӏнитиъ тытӏ.
Ни ккӏэ̄тӏнәсы мәджә̄зӣәсы, ккӏэ̄тӏнәсы мәнуъшәсы гьәърфӣәсы гьашәсы.
 
I love my steak, but I think we all just need to stop trying to make it taste good.
I usually don't season or flavor my steak, but who cares?
Because when this stuff gets going, it smells like dead bodies.
Cooking a steak with a normal home oven is disgusting, and it tends to be dry.
Let's go outside and forget about it.
After about an hour and a half, it's been in there for so long it is now dry and hard.
This is unfit for human consumption.
Let's just taste a little sliver of this.
That tastes like vomit.
Not figurative vomit, but actual literal human sick.
 
Ик мыг митиъ тэтӏиъинэ, гьу ӣсиъм кӏэнинтӏссә нэкӏинтӏабиъссә сә ыъкӏтӏ ым ттинтӏыъ.
Нуъ дыкӏинтӏуъ зэ̄т тӏәдуъсыгъ хин ттӏилтӏ.
Гьвә̄пӏ, гьвә̄пӏ.
Ытӏуъәд -
 
I'm gonna add my chicken, and if the bubbles start to form around it that means we're good to go.
Now realize that you put in way to much fucking oil.
Okay, okay.
Remove -
 
 
Чӏигьтӏуъ! Ынуъс Кьӏа̄тӏигъ Мытӏӣс сытӏәнцӏкьиды жаваб сә тӏырӣ суӏә̄линытиъ мэ̄ дӯтӏуъ, диркӏитӏиъчӏрэ̄ ракъис итӏэрисәс.
Суӏә̄линыс мэ̄ екӏэнтӏуъ, сакъӏ кьӏа̄тӏитиъ. Ми нииттӏ тӏыттӏ.
Чӏусы ниминсы тӏо гӯътӏ?
Ниминсы мәс Sir Lancelot of Camelot-әсы.
Чӏусы пуе̄сы тӏо гӯътӏ?
Вит Граал Чӏвәнтӏ диркӏтӏә.
Чӏусы рәнгэ̄сы кирмиънэ̄сы тӏо га̄йтӏ?
Кьә̄вкӏ.
Руктӏ. Синттӏуъдэ.
О̄, шукрән. Шукрән хин.
Гӯътӏ са̄д!
Чӏигьтӏуъ! Ынуъс Кьӏа̄тӏигъ Мытӏӣс сытӏәнцӏкьиды жаваб сә тӏырӣ суӏә̄линытиъ мэ̄ дӯтӏуъ, диркӏитӏиъчӏрэ̄ ракъис итӏэрисәс.
Суӏә̄линыс мэ̄ екӏэнтӏуъ, сакъӏ кьӏа̄тӏитиъ. Ми нииттӏ тӏыттӏ.
Чӏусы ниминсы тӏо гӯътӏ?
Sir Robin of Camelot-әсы.
Чӏусы пуе̄сы тӏо гӯътӏ?
Вит Граал Чӏвәнтӏ диркӏтӏә.
Чӏусы па̄йтәхтэ̄сы Әшшӯрә̄ёс га̄йтӏ?
Ми сә нивӣцӏ! А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄!
 
Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
What is your name?
My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
What is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What is your favorite color?
Blue.
Right. Off you go.
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
That's easy!
Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
What is your name?
Sir Robin of Camelot.
What is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What is the capital of Assyria?
I don't know that! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
Бы̄ъмәсы гӯънтӏ пӏә̄вл, мугьӣът бурн имтӏә, чӏӯниъ сиъръ дӯтӏәды. Болъукӏәд вӣыънэ синтӏытӏуъпӏтӏэ, вӣрэ̄ 3 билёнэ̄, бы̄ъкьӏ пӏирвытиъ тынтӏды; эттэ̄лэ̄тиъ я̄вэ̄деәтиъ суълтӏос ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan-әш. Ӣхатӏ биъцӏ е̄н сытӏытӏ 3 иррэ̄ вид синтӏытӏдэцы. Билтӏ тӏәш нэкӏнинтӏ, вид ппӏыдиттӏды пылитӏэ̄с тектоническэ̄с, гьу буът упӏды. Әгәрчи буътнәс гайдж до̄нтӏ, тәттӣдэ̄сы тӏэ̄нтӏ. Ничӏигьытӏ нэкӏытӏ. 'Kꝛefrao, вэләм, сә диркӏнинтӏ, гьу вӣднинтӏухъ тӏэ̄инигъды. Ватӏәд, 'Ƕakꜥité, синтӏнинтӏ гьу ппӏәрэ̄с мугьӣътисиндэ ноесиндэ тынинтӏ, сиъръ тәъбӣъ бәвкӏтӏды сәми тӏэ̄ды. Мәнвис биврәм сә гьӣкьӏэсдэ ттӏилнинтӏ ттым, ӏәсәлә̄ф митиъ, гьу вит пӏә̄въкӏмә̄с эвеэс, ым jonskyo, варждэ сиъръ гьӣкьӏитиъ бо̄кӏтӏды, бы̄виныс кӏырәвтиъ ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan-әш, вит ппӏәр чӏигьды нэкӏды ттӏилнинтӏ. 'Kꝛefrao вӣыънэ тӏэ̄нинтӏ ттым, вит ым тӏокӏигъ машырис, гьу цә̄е̄с, сытӏнинтӏды. Әгәрчи тәълӣм сәтиъ тӏәйнтӏ, муджыр кӏо̄ш иъкъа̄б бы̄ънтӏды тӏэ̄рәыъндэ. Тӏәс, нӣъсәр 1578әш, вит ым сиъръ ни агъэ̄ми, гьу йәмиъм виъсэ̄с акӏытӏды сәппӏәдэ̄, дыкӏнинтӏ.


Yes I know you've told me that's awesome
The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.


==Longer translations==
===Long-term nuclear waste warning message===
Ик гьуъпп стэйкэ мәс ттӏытӏ, мин ю̄ътӏ ми вӣцӏухъ вӣ виъсэ̄ чӏиъгьинтӏуъ кӏо̄ш бы̄ънтӏ уът гӯъ биъцц.
Сә джа̄гсы сычӏәсы, гьу эттэ̄лэ̄сы ниъзэ̄с сычӏә̄м. Дыкӏтӏуъ!
Ик бәгьа̄р би тәъмтәъм стэйкэ ниттӏилтӏ гьәссә̄рэ̄, мин ю̄ътӏ кӏуъ кӏадг дуътӏ?
 
Э̄ррэ̄ чӏӯниъ сә кӏатӏ, гьуъж ыкӏуътиъ тытӏ.
Вит сэ сычӏ синтӏчӏәсы гӯънтӏ гы̄руъсы нә̄ъм. Ы̄в сив тәссӣбәсы тӏы̄ътӏәсы диркӏнинтӏ.
Стэйк печӣъ динис гьәссә̄рӣъ упӏычӏ иттӏ пӏә̄въ, гьу иттӏ тэ̄нтӏ сәвс.
 
Сытӏинтӏуъинәд гьу диц ттытӏиъ.
Сә джа̄гсы ни джа̄гсы мигъисы. Тӣчӏ хин мигъ мытӏәд ниимтӏә сәэ̄. Хханер сәэ нитӏэ̄тӏ.
Эв гьу вен такърӣбән сә̄ъппӏэ, иттӏинэды дә̄рӣтӏэ̄ хин пӏәччӏ гӯътӏ сәвс гьу вәгы нӯъ.
 
Сә пӏа̄ккӏ ынуъмәс быъкӏтӏәыъ.
Кӏуәсы тӏәсыэ гӯънтӏ къэрым гьу пӏә̄въ нә̄ъм. Сә сычӏәсы бӯчерәсы къэрымис.
Чам е̄мыргӣ тӏәш әмтӏуъухъ.
 
Сә тәъм ккӏэ̄тӏнитиъ тытӏ.
Къэрым джа̄гэ эвӣънэ тӏыътӏ. Мичиндэ акӏтӏ, мич къэрымтиъ сәэ, мигъмисәс гьу бы̄ъкьӏәш эвӣънә̄м, гьу вӣуъпӏэ, тӏэ̄тӏ.
Ни ккӏэ̄тӏнәсы мәджә̄зӣәсы, ккӏэ̄тӏнәсы мәнуъшәсы гьәърфӣәсы гьашәсы.


I love my steak, but I think we all just need to stop trying to make it taste good.
Къэрым тӏыътӏ нӯъ, зәмэ̄ уъсәм, тӏәсыэ̄ нә̄ъс.
I usually don't season or flavor my steak, but who cares?
Because when this stuff gets going, it smells like dead bodies.
Cooking a steak with a normal home oven is disgusting, and it tends to be dry.
Let's go outside and forget about it.
After about an hour and a half, it's been in there for so long it is now dry and hard.
This is unfit for human consumption.
Let's just taste a little sliver of this.
That tastes like vomit.
Not figurative vomit, but actual literal human sick.


Ик мыг митиъ тэтӏиъинэ, гьу ӣсиъм кӏэнинтӏссә нэкӏинтӏабиъссә сә ыъкӏтӏ ым ттинтӏыъ.
Къэрымсы суълтӏвӣ, вит акӏтӏыъ мир.
Нуъ дыкӏинтӏуъ зэ̄т тӏәдуъсыгъ хин ттӏилтӏ.
Гьвә̄пӏ, гьвә̄пӏ.
Ытӏуъәд -


I'm gonna add my chicken, and if the bubbles start to form around it that means we're good to go.
Бы̄ъкьӏәсы къэрымис кьӏӯтӏәсы жигырмисәс.
Now realize that you put in way to much fucking oil.
Okay, okay.
Remove -


Къэрым мәън сә джа̄гӣ хин нэкӏссәды ыъхтӏә мо̄ч эвэ̄ мә̄ттӣэ̄. Сә джа̄г тыътӏуъ ккӏы гьу ни гьиътӏ такэ̄.


Чӏигьтӏуъ! Ынуъс Кьӏа̄тӏигъ Мытӏӣс сытӏәнцӏкьиды жаваб сә тӏырӣ суӏә̄линытиъ мэ̄ дӯтӏуъ, диркӏитӏиъчӏрэ̄ ракъис итӏэрисәс.
This place is a message, and part of a system of messages. Pay attention to it!
Суӏә̄линыс мэ̄ екӏэнтӏуъ, сакъӏ кьӏа̄тӏитиъ. Ми нииттӏ тӏыттӏ.
 
Чӏусы ниминсы тӏо гӯътӏ?
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
Ниминсы мәс Sir Lancelot of Camelot-әсы.
 
Чӏусы пуе̄сы тӏо гӯътӏ?
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
Вит Граал Чӏвәнтӏ диркӏтӏә.
 
Чӏусы рәнгэ̄сы кирмиънэ̄сы тӏо га̄йтӏ?
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.
Кьә̄вкӏ.
 
Руктӏ. Синттӏуъдэ.
The danger is in a particular location. It increases towards a center, the center of danger is here, of a particular size and shape, and below us.
О̄, шукрән. Шукрән хин.
 
Гӯътӏ са̄д!
The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.
Чӏигьтӏуъ! Ынуъс Кьӏа̄тӏигъ Мытӏӣс сытӏәнцӏкьиды жаваб сә тӏырӣ суӏә̄линытиъ мэ̄ дӯтӏуъ, диркӏитӏиъчӏрэ̄ ракъис итӏэрисәс.
 
Суӏә̄линыс мэ̄ екӏэнтӏуъ, сакъӏ кьӏа̄тӏитиъ. Ми нииттӏ тӏыттӏ.
The danger is to the body, and it can kill.
Чӏусы ниминсы тӏо гӯътӏ?
 
Sir Robin of Camelot-әсы.
The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.
Чӏусы пуе̄сы тӏо гӯътӏ?
 
Вит Граал Чӏвәнтӏ диркӏтӏә.
The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
Чӏусы па̄йтәхтэ̄сы Әшшӯрә̄ёс га̄йтӏ?
Ми сә нивӣцӏ! А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄А̄!
 
Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
What is your name?
My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
What is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What is your favorite color?
Blue.
Right. Off you go.
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
That's easy!
Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
What is your name?
Sir Robin of Camelot.
What is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail.
What is the capital of Assyria?
I don't know that! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
Бы̄ъмәсы гӯънтӏ пӏә̄вл, мугьӣът бурн имтӏә, чӏӯниъ сиъръ дӯтӏәды. Болъукӏәд вӣыънэ синтӏытӏуъпӏтӏэ, вӣрэ̄ 3 билёнэ̄, бы̄ъкьӏ пӏирвытиъ тынтӏды; эттэ̄лэ̄тиъ я̄вэ̄деәтиъ суълтӏос ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan-әш. Ӣхатӏ биъцӏ е̄н сытӏытӏ 3 иррэ̄ вид синтӏытӏдэцы. Билтӏ тӏәш нэкӏнинтӏ, вид ппӏыдиттӏды пылитӏэ̄с тектоническэ̄с, гьу буът упӏды. Әгәрчи буътнәс гайдж до̄нтӏ, тәттӣдэ̄сы тӏэ̄нтӏ. Ничӏигьытӏ нэкӏытӏ. 'Kꝛefrao, вэләм, сә диркӏнинтӏ, гьу вӣднинтӏухъ тӏэ̄инигъды. Ватӏәд, 'Ƕakꜥité, синтӏнинтӏ гьу ппӏәрэ̄с мугьӣътисиндэ ноесиндэ тынинтӏ, сиъръ тәъбӣъ бәвкӏтӏды сәми тӏэ̄ды. Мәнвис биврәм сә гьӣкьӏэсдэ ттӏилнинтӏ ттым, ӏәсәлә̄ф митиъ, гьу вит пӏә̄въкӏмә̄с эвеэс, ым jonskyo, варждэ сиъръ гьӣкьӏитиъ бо̄кӏтӏды, бы̄виныс кӏырәвтиъ ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan-әш, вит ппӏәр чӏигьды нэкӏды ттӏилнинтӏ. 'Kꝛefrao вӣыънэ тӏэ̄нинтӏ ттым, вит ым тӏокӏигъ машырис, гьу цә̄е̄с, сытӏнинтӏды. Әгәрчи тәълӣм сәтиъ тӏәйнтӏ, муджыр кӏо̄ш иъкъа̄б бы̄ънтӏды тӏэ̄рәыъндэ. Тӏәс, нӣъсәр 1578әш, вит ым сиъръ ни агъэ̄ми, гьу йәмиъм виъсэ̄с акӏытӏды сәппӏәдэ̄, дыкӏнинтӏ.
 
The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.


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Эв висмисы о̄ста̄д та̄рӣхтиъ пӏыгъан митиъ ик вӣдды вӣдцы екӏды кӏу «Ба̄жэ̄сы әхха̄зиъсы са̄дэ̄ мафиӣъ тофәнгиппиъ ФСНПәш»; ккӏа тӏәсы зэ̄ндинэ нӯъ гъәшш гьу сытол тыънинтӏчӏэ мин ю̄ътӏ ыъттӏ ясӣр.
Эв висмисы о̄ста̄д та̄рӣхтиъ пӏыгъан митиъ ик вӣдды вӣдцы екӏды кӏу «Ба̄жэ̄сы әхха̄зиъсы са̄дэ̄ мафиӣъ тофәнгиппиъ ФСНПәш»; ккӏа тӏәсы зэ̄ндинэ нӯъ гъәшш гьу сытол тыънинтӏчӏэ мин ю̄ътӏ ыъттӏ ясӣр.
 
 
One thing my old history teacher said that always stuck with me is "Taxes are just mafia extortion with FSNP guns"; now I hear he's in prison for fraud and possession of an illegal firearm but that's not important.
One thing my old history teacher said that always stuck with me is "Taxes are just mafia extortion with FSNP guns"; now I hear he's in prison for fraud and possession of an illegal firearm but that's not important.
 
 
 
 
Ахла̄къ ресторанэсэ бә̄йъспэсэ мэ̄ вэцӏәухъ тә̄тӏә ытэ̄л; нивӣцӏ кӏу вӣър къэза̄лӣ бәвгды би кӏу вӣър пӏа̄ккӏ кӏэнкьичӏрэ̄быд минды ниекӏцы, хвәз са̄дэ̄ ша̄мӣъ ттӏил джо̄ш әдсинтӏды.
Ахла̄къ ресторанэсэ бә̄йъспэсэ мэ̄ вэцӏәухъ тә̄тӏә ытэ̄л; нивӣцӏ кӏу вӣър къэза̄лӣ бәвгды би кӏу вӣър пӏа̄ккӏ кӏэнкьичӏрэ̄быд минды ниекӏцы, хвәз са̄дэ̄ ша̄мӣъ ттӏил джо̄ш әдсинтӏды.
 
 
Etiquette at fancy restaurants has never really been my thing; I don't know which spoon to use for caviar or which guy to wait on to shut up before I can start eating, I just want to enjoy dinner and leave.
Etiquette at fancy restaurants has never really been my thing; I don't know which spoon to use for caviar or which guy to wait on to shut up before I can start eating, I just want to enjoy dinner and leave.
 
 
 
 
Аккрывашк хуй вис нэ̄чӏэ шын автобустиъ упӏды гаютӏиъмай, аччӏа̄сәр быдытӏуъ гьу эвм мәгьәми игъимцы.
Аккрывашк хуй вис нэ̄чӏэ шын автобустиъ упӏды гаютӏиъмай, аччӏа̄сәр быдытӏуъ гьу эвм мәгьәми игъимцы.
 
 
The fuck good is a can opener gonna do to fix a bus tire? Go get a wrench and while you're at it someone with a brain.
The fuck good is a can opener gonna do to fix a bus tire? Go get a wrench and while you're at it someone with a brain.
 
 
 
 
Вӣ ба̄зырниъм микравалнофкӣъ корӣъ нибыдимәнтӏиъухъ такэ̄; ик хвәз абдалтиъ «микравалнофк Ццизуътӏитиъ әмытӏгьэкьи» ка̄гъдэ ттӏилды ттӏәлтӏә̄й мил картачекинэ ыънэимды, битӏ гьарац әдӣхцы гьу вит мәнвис пӏәримгьэцы е пӏә̄въкӏ та̄нтӏә̄й.
Вӣ ба̄зырниъм микравалнофкӣъ корӣъ нибыдимәнтӏиъухъ такэ̄; ик хвәз абдалтиъ «микравалнофк Ццизуътӏитиъ әмытӏгьэкьи» ка̄гъдэ ттӏилды ттӏәлтӏә̄й мил картачекинэ ыънэимды, битӏ гьарац әдӣхцы гьу вит мәнвис пӏәримгьэцы е пӏә̄въкӏ та̄нтӏә̄й.
 
 
We shouldn't get the pigs involved over a lost microwave; if I wanted an idiot to put "Tsizut's microwave was maybe stolen" on a piece of paper to collect dust in a filing cabinet, I'd do it myself wasting less money and harassing fewer people.
We shouldn't get the pigs involved over a lost microwave; if I wanted an idiot to put "Tsizut's microwave was maybe stolen" on a piece of paper to collect dust in a filing cabinet, I'd do it myself wasting less money and harassing fewer people.
 
 
 
 
Ик бирн мэтӏалтиъ киръӣ варжигъ о̄мо̄м тӣцы бӣънтӏ, бушэ̄р я̄рукъе гьу шуӏӯър әхӯм эррэ мәс бәринтӏ нӯъ.
Ик бирн мэтӏалтиъ киръӣ варжигъ о̄мо̄м тӣцы бӣънтӏ, бушэ̄р я̄рукъе гьу шуӏӯър әхӯм эррэ мәс бәринтӏ нӯъ.
 
 
I hit my hand on a metal weight during daily exercise, now I have a cracked cuticle and a weird feeling in my knuckle.
I hit my hand on a metal weight during daily exercise, now I have a cracked cuticle and a weird feeling in my knuckle.
 
 
 
 
Зәмрэ̄быд висрэ̄быд пӏыгъанрэ̄быд, ынвис ашыкӏыс вэллръә̄м зарсы гьу вэ̄йыргэ̄с екксы кәмбәш ибо̄гэнтӏ.
Зәмрэ̄быд висрэ̄быд пӏыгъанрэ̄быд, ынвис ашыкӏыс вэллръә̄м зарсы гьу вэ̄йыргэ̄с екксы кәмбәш ибо̄гэнтӏ.
 
 
Back in the good old days, people used sheep knucklebones as dice and sticks as toothbrushes.
Back in the good old days, people used sheep knucklebones as dice and sticks as toothbrushes.
 
 
 
 
Ик тӏэ̄ сә айскрӣм чокӏолатӏтиъ ба̄луътиъ гьар екӏды быдмытӏ, ик е̄мырг ттитӏиъухъкьима?
Ик тӏэ̄ сә айскрӣм чокӏолатӏтиъ ба̄луътиъ гьар екӏды быдмытӏ, ик е̄мырг ттитӏиъухъкьима?
 
I got you that chocolate cherry ice cream you asked for, mind if I try a little?
 
 
Нидвиъыъмбыдццӏимәнтӏиъзәмыъкьима?


I got you that chocolate cherry ice cream you asked for, mind if I try a little?
Might they and she not be able to take it back to each other over her (and stop at that point)?


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