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Iycux al cél' julex xenuý jál xad miū xenuý ej
Iycux al cél' julex jál xad miū ej


One dick in the jaw's worth two in the bush
One dick in the jaw's worth two in the bush
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There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.


==Multiple sentences==
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.


But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.
Nayn jul' ūño ab'ei ne.


A language is a dialect with an army and navy.


C'en cohú xeū xen'e. C'en socú xeū xen'e.


You can't eat him without salt. I can't eat you without salt.
Ucisíl ez'e coxc'obai mil tiéyan nej.


To live past the end of your myth is a perilous thing.


Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.
C'en jíxnuzax t'uál ez'e vuxvux [txemepf/jenet'] Mark Zuckerberg!


Girls can't resist Mark Zuckerberg's [horizontal/vertical] winks!


Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Xen hazen di hed'?
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


You look like Mary Poppins
Uc' ñ'ihjin' tarca cé, xauciý āhañ'xer'eu añ'xoñíl í coi uuei ez'e iyr'ihts hiauñ'la al'a eý āhañ'jin'.
Is he cool?
Hell yeah, he's cool
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!


The otter will bite a man, and it is said that whenever it bites it will never let go until it hears a bone crack.


Utumyanz'i
r'uz āhucécez'i
āhIeulanz'i.
Xeyadiúz'i.
Uc'ouz'i.
Tum'euz'i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum'eu c'uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc'otum' Racñor nu.


There is a day
Secsutxi ez'e exúpfeú ne: ih, miu āhcohxauiax xaréúx r'ūj, xau sutxiýih nej "nál'em" cual "uc' úuñéi uc'lal je", coz uc' cozxeý cozcidji.
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.


Fieldwork tip: if, in the course of a long elicitation session, your consultant translates "pepper" as "may it get into your eyes", it may be time for a break.


Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.


My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Un' ez'e em' jad xi am ej ád ez'e tsi xi am


10 times 16 equals 160


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE


omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE
Xen sehxeý sehaz'iý ez'e secc'uc'zi xenuz. Sehxeý sehaz'iý xauil l'aven he xenuz.


I don't want someone to reject me because of my looks. I want them to reject me because of my awful personality.


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý


You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater
Ih c'en cozlec' un'ihe cual iyjíý līn āhañ'tsed'iý tsed' xaucñ'a cō eý, nez un'ihe ñod, xen corjí c'an ñod ez' are je.


If you can't picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children's book, it's not a real job and you add no real value to society.


-Cozleydijí xen'!
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


-You're pointless!
Ñ'in' xeuax ñij xem'en je
-39 buried, 0 found.
 
It's turtles all the way down




'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miu añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál
Úimiuei Ez' Jutxux Ñusad A Yañ'an Muzad Āheu Xec Cé 2 Āhcual Exúxañ'íl


A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.
Rest of Party Thanks Fucking God 2 Guys Who Like Etymology Found Each Other




Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.
Cuoj mamabai cozcuj cuj.


Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.
Fly high, my grandpa.




> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?
Xen cozc'ua añ'miý zez saumu cual réunal'?


(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))
Did y'all know angry bees smell like bananas?


> CAN I KISS YOU


(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))
[[File:Soc'ul' artist's opening.jpg|thumb]]
Cur'u jál miur' coi xec c'o habla icñirsijí.


I'll go to this promising young artist's opening.


NAYN IL YAIAD
SECCUAL'EN
-jerma


LIFE IS PAIN
[[File:Soc'ul' Spider Soundproofing.jpg|thumb]]
I HATE
Xeý ez' Jutxux Xare eý Yextxauóc Ýemdix, Jál Jál Útn
-jerma


Everyone in the City Needs Soundproofing, Even Spiders


Corxauc corjí
Harxauc harjí
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


You tell me to do this,
Miur' r'u ā í en c'e huuc' hiañan, jenxad jál jál.
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.


He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were trees and water.


Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý


I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall
Xen r'úiad āhhanrútax ecel'e?


How do you boil sea urchins?


Soccual'en
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


I hate you
Aícual'en Xíýan āhz'aieylac cou metxaú
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly


Xíýan doesn't like it when people stand in his triangle


Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!


Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!
Coxr'uax jál mau xil eý xen xen āhhanlec'


Transmit this cat when they least expect it


Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
[[File:Soc'ul' disagreement.jpg|thumb]]
JAJ HEL CUC'UÁX EZ'E XAHIAN


DO NOT USE TO SETTLE DISAGREEMENTS


Ji cuxeuai a ez'e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ'an he ne. Ih seicm'éi seicxōñi a yañ'an, r'uz r'uz aíñéz, ucoi uc'iad'. Ih aím'éi, secñéz. C'ez seiccual'enax āhsyíún' ez'e seiciátanz'i hīuijí.


I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.
Cucual cur'u xeuár'u.


I like walking in the streets.


Xen secuc' ád ez'e (meme) ax jál nid'. Uc' secc'uaiadjí í nuc' cuc'ua āhulēljí. Ban' a jál jutxux āhcucuc' céce āhey ád r'aum carúz xuc' jux nid' āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád "ū, ej ej eý, (xec ez'e lēl jál eý)."


I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).
C'ez seccual seclaidzi āhseclauax.


I like sleeping, because it's good for me.


IÁTAN TXICÑ
cohuc'zi txicñ
COZSEÑ :) :)


DUCK GAME
Ji setnmiūj xañ'uj je.
look at the duck
 
YOU WIN :) :)
I'm turning into a pen.




Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!
Ixúñéiej ñij rév'en xec'en.


Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!
The wave always returns to the ocean.




Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad
Aiā, miu aímiūj cual ñe he jál muc'uj muj.


The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.
Alas, I've become habituated to this shabby planet.




Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
Ñod jeñéá: joñ'ur!
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


in the wild there is a dead deer
Whale fact: big!
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her




Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.
''Pisses on the ground'' there ya go


We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.
''Humuj muj eý'' jál cual




Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Cix hauxauc xen' jál tumyan eý, secjuitej
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Cozc'uáí.


Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
In case no one told you today, I'm beautifuul
Try to make sense of what you see,
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.




Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'
Xen coruc' xad xad xad āhsochuriadz'i.


Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies
You don't understand just how much I love you.




Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
Uc' ixújey curil curil xenuym'en cur tumyan āhaímuz.
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
May the dark abyss of a fallen sun bring great terrors.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.




Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.
Uc' uxah jál cual ej.


I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.
This too shall pass.




Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!
Setnú julzidum eý ñua xeual hab ne, í setnur xen setntixemax xeual miu āhiyley nez iycux cux.


I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!
This morning I had rice with eggs and chicken, but I forgot to turn down the temp on the eggs while they were waiting, so it didn't turn out the best.




Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc
Setnuc' ai.


I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue
I see a dog.




Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel
Ji cozr'u cozxecix.


Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel
You are walking to the market.




Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
Ú il ne en āhsuílai.
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.
 
They often eat together after work.
 
 
Uc' soccoi ej xec xil eý āhaícuj tumyan.
 
We will meet again when the sun rises.


Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
Bread, Bread; come feed me.


Sehxeciý yanuxeiñ boñ' a cé noc'.


Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.
The man who lives next door gave me a strange gift.


I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.


Sehxeý sehxeyad, í xen xen haruei.


Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
I wanted to help her, but she refused to listen.
- xauilád Urhaa


The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
- Urhaa proverb


Coi ují cutsad, í miu uyavni xeuár'u.


JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
Even though the storm had ended, the streets were still flooded.
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING


Ih āhsecxauc habaux habaux, uc' haruc' harxauiý.


Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.
If I had spoken more carefully, they might have understood my meaning.


Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.


En uñéiejaxiý xaucñ'a āhcozxauc āhhuxeý huxecmuñ'o cén'ál.


Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!
The book that you said your sister wanted to borrow has already been returned.


A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!


Ih uc' āhc'uáx ñéz āl julzidum eý, c'ez c'e secjí xen' í āhsehaji.


Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
Should they decide to leave before dawn, we will have no choice but to follow.
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Anyone can see what it means to me
Finally companied in omniverse
Dreaming sweet in C


Aíc'uc'zi c'ual xen'e c'uayan iyc'uc'zi mimuj xen'e uasla: aímiūj, í c'en aíeylac.


XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
Knowledge without wisdom is like a tree without roots: it grows, but it cannot stand.
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!


Txím' ñetañeta ñetañeta señarei ñij, í ji hucaru caru cou yaiem, uc' āhhujíxnuziý ez'e xeý c'en yextxaý xad āhhuc'ua c'ua xoñíl.


Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.
Despite centuries of conflict and countless broken promises, humanity continues its relentless pursuit of harmony, as if driven by an unquenchable longing for something it has never truly known.


A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.


[[File:Soc'ul' pot boil.jpg|thumb]]
Iyrút hez'i cudix xeyil tabet um'iu.


Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
The red-brown pot bubbles evilly.
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


Femboys are great, don't get me wrong
But make that femboy like you, and they'll wear a thong
This freaking song
Is getting too long
Don't get too graphic
Or I'll start to panic
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don't go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay


Ji euax euax meuitx dih a có yauñ'.


Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?
The farmer is still asking to marry the ruler's child.


Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?


[[File:Soc'ul' Parthian.jpg|thumb]]
Xil eý āhhuuc' āl lád, xauc' cē cē.


R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.
When the hour of death came, he called his sons.


Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.


Sehc'uaz āhziñui.


Sectoc' toc xen'e
I think of them who abandon.
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


We cut without a knife
==Multiple sentences==
We live in black and white
Í cuXEÝ niv ez'e xec'en je. Uc' socxauc r'úu.
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"


But I NEED ice for my drink. I want to speak to your manager.


Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.


Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.
C'en cohú xeū xen'e. C'en socú xeū xen'e.


You can't eat him without salt. I can't eat you without salt.


Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.


Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.
Ih un' ñomaren uc' āhc'uai jál ne, xen xen āhsecc'uai. Secxem hez'i ñij Aian eý heit ez'e c'uai jux eý.


If there is a lesson to be learned in this, I refuse to learn it. I will burn for an eternity in hell before I learn anything.


Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
Aíún' je, secñéiej
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Xen secxahian


Dari dia kita datang
Cohc'uc'zi Mary Poppins
Pada dia kita pulang
Xen hazen di hed'?
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Cual cual, hazen di hed'
Jangan kita cakap sumbang
Cuoj, syen Mary Poppins!


From Him, we come
You look like Mary Poppins
To Him, we go back
Is he cool?
He doesn't order to hate people
Hell yeah, he's cool
Let's not argue
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!




Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!
Utumyanz'i
r'uz āhucécez'i
āhIeulanz'i.
Xeyadiúz'i.
Uc'ouz'i.
Tum'euz'i.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen tum'eu c'uau hé Racñor nu.
Hazen jál Racñor nu,
hazen Uc'otum' Racñor nu.


hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!
There is a day
that starts with a man
who is an Iolan.
He is a servant.
He is a priest.
He is a king.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is a wise king of Ragnor.
He is of Ragnor,
(and) he is the Cleric-King of Ragnor.




Cozhabaux cují hez'i cual lec'ad', av c'ez uc' cozjin'iýax coil. Cual āu, xen xen cuxeý cumojomax "cetxiñ'" "cetxícñ" ne.
Secxauc'iý Inigo Montoya. Corcur cóc. C'er' cozsuxad.
 
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Be careful to get the tones right, otherwise you may embarrass yourself. For example, you definitely don't want to confuse "cetxiñ'" and "cetxícñ".


eyh cuoj jesse cozuc' - COZUC' CUOJ JESSE ĀHSYEN - SYEN OHIO CUOJ JESSE


[[File:Kidney Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
omg jesse look - LOOK JESSE IM - IM OHIO JESSE
yanuxad - uduñ āhiyxeýanuxiý


heroism - kidneys donated


Uc' secc'uaz - u yanan* xeyad ez' jux! R'uz cur'n'i cé jál - Xen cozcuriliý: jí yalab c'ez lail jenxad eý


Nun' hel xil jál xañ'íl *co* ád ýemdix */kʷ/*.
You may be thinking - oh jeebz somebody help! That guy is drowning! - Fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater
Cua, auca, auc.


The word *person* starts with a kʷ sound.
kʷa akʷa akʷ.


-Cozleydijí xen'!
-Cod'iý ta xi ta, euiý xen'.


Cozxauc' secxauc' xañ'íl.
-You're pointless!
*Co*.
-39 buried, 0 found.
Cuuc'utxux cují hez'i cual */kʷ/*.
Xen *c'o*, *co*.


Sound out the word with me.
*Person*.
Make sure you get the /kʷ/ right.
Not *toolmaker*, *person*.


Añ'il cuasyeu hian xem eý. Miu añ'jenxemul'z'i hez'i tumyan jál


xen cozxev'enjí ixivál
A crow lives in an old tree. One day it became thirsty.
xen miur'


your balls are not safe
not anymore


Cozlaúz laúz, cuoj samurai! Miur cuxem xare.


[[File:Soc'ul' Medieval cats.png|thumb]]
Wake the fuck up samurai! We have a city to burn.
Mau Ñetañeta-Ehc'ad Xenuz:
- añ'suíl suíl
- ñ'aijí xíc'eú
- añ'r'u hez'i riylal heit
- ñ'ihjí are je
Ji Ñ'in' Mau:
- añ'arjejí, xen añ'aijzi
- añ'xíýz'i
- añ'arjejí arjejí āhañ'r'u hez'i riylal heit je


Cats in Middle Ages:
- hard working
- went to church
- walked on hind legs
- contributed to society
Cats now:
- lazy and ungrateful
- atheists
- too lazy to walk on hind legs


> C'EN SOCPMUAPMUA?


Seccua c'e āhcozjen hez'i cual, í r'úyanjí cuder' cuder' jer'u. Cual cual cur'u jeiñuas ne, un' jál xen'e riyxiyan ā.
(securzi cuoj suqi lol (xen xen un' jál a al'a xeuaijí xau (āhāh uuu xen xiljí xiljí jál)))


I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few riyxiyan from here.
> CAN I KISS YOU


(sorry suqi lol (no this is not part of the translation activity (also hmmm is this one too short)))


Iytabdi haibu teu,
Iytabdi saih,
Utabdi miū,
Iyxemuxjí eñjar.


Roses are red,
NAYN IL YAIAD
Violets are red,
SECCUAL'EN
Bushes are red,
-jerma
My garden is on fire.


LIFE IS PAIN
I HATE
-jerma


[[File:Soc'ul' this is my brush.png|thumb]]
Syen jál neixad:
Syen jál xuc':
Syen jál tsiel':


This is my brush:
Corxauc corjí
This is my paint:
Harxauc harjí
This is my canvas:
Cozen jutxux ziñuu
Cozhur hab


You tell me to do this,
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.


Ucur nál' ez'e lec JUTXUX. Ciūa xeuád


Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa
Cüaiuim jál xaucñ'a céux he, cuoj Banaiuj - Ih ih harcur tnaic xare, uūts jál xaucñ'a réúia eý


I dedicate this rune to my brother, Banaiuj - Even if the barbarians destroy my city, this writing will stand on this wall


Un' xen' xad āhxauc jutxux, ieai ā ā netsúaz cō hé. Secxauc có ih āhhaneu xeual' jutxux ez'e rojcai Easter-xeual' nu xenuz c'ez iyýirýir miūj ez' Jesus xeuád cudix je.


I don't care what anybody says, lying to your kids is fun sometimes. I told my kid that if he didn't find all the eggs in his Easter egg hunt they would hatch and they would turn into small evil versions of Jesus.
Soccual'en
Coban' netsúazuóc
Cozýocjí
Xen sechabaux muzad je
Cozriñonjí


I hate you
You are a liar
Get lost
I don't give a fuck
You are ugly


[[File:Cohseixa.jpg|thumb]]
COHSEIXA!!!!
jí xen' āhhuyextxa ez'e riuax


CANCEL HIM!!!!
Xen jál xil! Cuoj, setnayn r'um'ian - uc' cozládjí!
did nothing to stop slavery


Not now! Hey, I have a axe - you will be dead!


CUOJ cual cual xen cozAXÍJAN
c'ez cozVUNÍAz'iý coxraháuý coxú MIUMIU


GUYS please don't SWEAR
Coxatx xemux co je āhtnír' hez'i tumyan jál. Cohxem' co āhtnír' hez'i tuilyad il hé jutxux.
you'll go to JAIL and be forced to eat VEGETABLES


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


[[File:Zacain su.jpg|thumb]]
Muzad. Syen.


Damn. I Exist.
Ji cuxeuai a ez'e iátan cisíljí cudiyañ'an he ne. Ih seicm'éi seicxōñi a yañ'an, r'uz r'uz aíñéz, ucoi uc'iad'. Ih aím'éi, secñéz. C'ez seiccual'enax āhsyíún' ez'e seiciátanz'i hīuijí.


I am playing a dangerous game with my demons. If I win and defeat the gods, they will be forced to leave and I will take back the wheel. If they win, I am the one leaving. A high stakes gamble with them is how I spite the gods.


[[File:Soc'ul' Wall Street.jpg|thumb]]
Uc' cur'u xeuár'u réúia ih
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
un' ñuxacex a jál


I would go to wall street if
Xen secuc' ád ez'e (meme) ax jál nid'. Uc' secc'uaiadjí í nuc' cuc'ua āhulēljí. Ban' a jál jutxux āhcucuc' céce āhey ád r'aum carúz xuc' jux nid' āhsui (meme) váv (meme) xauilád "ū, ej ej eý, (xec ez'e lēl jál eý)."
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the market


I don't understand this kind of memes. Maybe I'm stupid but I don't think it's funny. Everything I see is a guy holding a test tube of different colors depending on the meme, and the phrase: ah, finally, (add trifle here).


Conlang-uóc:


Cucaru cují jál r'úd' ýemdix conlang en nid', í c'en cueu Index Diachronica ne. Āhāh, añ'c'uc'zi añ'boñ' xen añ'hánjí elyej jíxañ'íl āhsetnatx... Cuúiladjí úiladjí ez'e conlang-z'i.
IÁTAN TXICÑ
Jul'al ñod:
cohuc'zi txicñ
R'ÚZ MUZAD JUVUJU!!!!
COZSEÑ :) :)


I've tried to apply this sound change to my conlang, but couldn't find it on Index Diachronica. Moreover, the verb morphology I've made seems to be weird and unnaturalistic... Conlanging is so hard.
DUCK GAME
Real languages:
look at the duck
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!
YOU WIN :) :)




*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Ū... securzi
Xen je Hun' hé Agma Schwa arm'uzē col Lapis? Un' ez'e jíuóc cux cux jál!!
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Secgurzi... xen uc'uaý
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Jin r'úiad āhcoztabt'i


*Hits you with metal pipe* Oh... I'm sorry
Why the heck does agma have a Lapis body pillow? That's one of my favorite characters!!
*Hits you with metal pipe* Sorrgy... accident
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe* Why are you bleeding




[[File:Soc'ul' Pendulum.jpg|thumb]]
Xen haraicojí company Pepsi. Ucual, Uc' laz laz xec'en jál muzad
cūl' air
-unen'zadjí
-suxad
-xeyad āhusutx je juj
cūl' ej
-xen unen'zadjí
-cem'am'
-uepm'i ā
cūl' ñéíemax
-uatseylac xeuail
-suxad xen'
-r'úz usuxadjí xil eý āhzuzuz
cūl' curux
-usetn'ijí
-colñod xen'
-úiūxz'i cudiyan Maxwell


simple pendulum
The Pepsi company is not happy with me. That's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.
-periodic
-stable
-useful for timekeeping
double pendulum
-aperiodic
-chaotic
-moderately cursed
inverted pendulum
-finely balanced
-unstable
-becomes stable when vibrated
nightmare pendulum
-forbidden
-unphysical
-summons Maxwell's demon




Tseye nivzi! Xen? Coxtnír'ax, coxxec yupfrei nid'. MIŪSAD NIVÍL!
Ñ'in' teúx lád cuamdi eý
Iymiūj ribuaye nivíl āhiyuats
Hazen nál āhc'ua l'aújjen
Āhhazen cé āhleyn'


Cold bee! What? Warm him up, give him a blanket. OLD BEER!
in the wild there is a dead deer
white grass grows to cover it
there is a lady who thinks of spring
and a man who entices her




Cohxeciý celara / R'úz cozcudixjí ai
Sehhuriadz'i Cálzin! Jernexuñ ūtsad ūtsad en.
Coil c'uayud c'en āhxañ'c'oi


You'll get a girlfriend / Your dog becomes immoral
We love Calzin! The sweetest nation of ours.
My illiterate ass




Xen syen co
Coruc' corcuj jena xen āhcoxmuz riylal nej.
Syen ta bex nivla eý
Cucaru cuxau ez'e cozuc',
Seccual sect'eýu un' Gucci
cuc'uaz ez'e aíún'ax júauejneri.
Í secey maý xenuz
Cozc'uáí.
Cozxauc āhucipfújí váv uéiz cux
 
Xad xad āhúujel'yi simu
Look up at the stars and not down at your feet.
Xen sechabaux xen syen co
Try to make sense of what you see,
Syen ta bex nivla eý
and wonder about what makes the universe exist.
Be curious.


I am not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat
And we like to claim it's Gucci
But we got it from a goat
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Whatever boats your float
I don't care I'm not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat


Xen upfen nustem? Xen yan'ad? Xen vuyuóc? Xen cuxeý? Un' jál nej cuoj úu he; ih ih cun' hej aýue cuder'


Cual cual uc' uez jej a co co c'ez āhcual í uc' secjí āh"epmad"jí "miu ucur xíc'ad il co"? Secseñ, cuoj ez' uéiz cux
Lamp oil? rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend; as long as you have enough rubies


Ok so when a normal person makes a friend it's good but when I do it it's "black magic" and "destroying the sanctity of human life"? Checkmate, liberals


Elyej xíc' ñomuír eý, āhteiríý hez'i cudix cudix cudiiad' ib auzux.
New York City eý, āhñ'ihjadz'i are n'eíd' je t'áñxer ai āhsutx jál ez'e cudiz zix āhxauc'iý Seagull Victims Unit je. Íúban' jál a tiéyan.


[[File:Soc'ul' Garfield pipe.jpg|thumb]]
In the criminal justice system, seagull-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
E xen r'úiad xad uc' seceylac xem'ujuóc? GARFIELD!!
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Seagull Victims Unit. These are their stories.


Now where could my pipe be? GARFIELD!!


Secr'u āhcuuc'zi entacin jenyan' ne je. Ucualjí cual.


[[File:Soc'ul' frog that way.jpg|thumb]]
I went to watch a concert by the river. It was great.
COZUC' - Sade jál r'úiad


NOTICE - Frog that way


Syen cē ez'e suiux, yauñ' yañ'an. Seccéuxjí céuxjí jutxux āhhazen je. Syen riýan júauejneri. Syen jál āhseccéuxjí jutxux je. Syen: YAUÑ' XEUAIL! RÉUZIUÓC XEUAIL'! Riýan JAM' XEUAIL! Setnhuriadz'i XEUAIL'!


Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
I am the son of Nature, the king of the gods. I am the mightiest of all beings. I am the master of the universe. I am the one who is all-powerful. I am: THE BALL KING! HANDLER OF BALLS! master of the BALL ARTS! I love BALLS!
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Uc' haryahj Hatsune Miku lail heit ej xenuz
Uc' harcur Hatsune Miku


Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Hatsune Miku will rip you from your final breath
Hatsune Miku is going to kill you


Setnayn he cud ehc'-lailuóc - Setnayn he cudix ehc'-lailuóc


Harb'ah ez' xauc' Clyde uas hian' je, úucuoj secjey eý a beil xil. Ū céuxaj, xen jál xad je corb'ah jál hian' je? Uc' secláx xem'al! E cuoj cozxañ'! C'en cuuc' xad xen' jál xad xenuz!
I have a cardiovascular issue - I have a cardiovascular issue


Clyde called me out in the woods, he told me to bring some bread. Hey buddy, what'd you call me out here for? We're making toast! Well git 'em son! I can't see shit out of this thing.


Ucidixjí cudixjí ez'e c'e xañ'c'oi. Cur'ūño cují jál ax camel


[[File:Soc'ul' ocean.jpg|thumb]]
Literacy is so evil. Imagine doing this to a camel
COI cozr'iylz'i xec'en
 
secc'ua ez' jutxux xad āhun' jenxad cual cual
 
un' xen' xen' jál ñél eý āhcuxeý cuuc'
Cuoj Beil, Beil; cuoj n'el'uóc (en).
En cueu ez'e JUTXUX āhunanam
Cuoj Beil, Beil; corr'úz corúax.
1. Útnux 2. mayven marco
Añ'āianz'i uēnei 12,301,320 xen āhañ'ueziý


STOP exploring the ocean
Bread, Bread; oh wonder (of mine).
there's no single thing in there I wanna see
Bread, Bread; come feed me.
We found EVERYTHING that tastes good
1. Crab 2. fried shrimp
12,301,320 undiscovered jellyfish go to hell




1. Xen je āhsuíz úaru en eý?
Syen Lád. Xen āhsecjeñerxocño, váv ñoim'aje, váv jem'añoh, váv m'uoñuven', váv xauil n'eád ej jux. Syen Lád. Cual. Cual.
2. Cozen nei en.
 
3. Cozíuv cox.
I'm Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. I'm Death. Straight. Up.
4. Xen ñ'ihxeý mau cé añ'eylac añ'joti.
5. Securzi, un' Monday.
6. Ūsiux yama.
7. Ji ji cudzi.
8. Xeý suxad hez'i ez'e tumyan ez' jutxux.
9. Lauc secjí sandwich en, c'e ūts xatn.
10. Xen cucual cuñ'alai; jí āhjí ej je!
11. Secpmuapmua n'eú.
12. Ji ji setnuei ýemux.
13. Xen eiba, jál jál beil'em!
14. Cozsuiad suiad; seccuxiý uc' secil.
15. Marcus, Xen eý āhcozlaidzi t'uál?
16. Eylac joti uas eý.
17. Ī, aícoiax ñēyan.
18. Coztocjí cpzxeuiadjí me cē.
19. Haryen robot n'ez' a n'eú.
20. Secxeý secjen' pfán.
21. Setnayn he toc.


1. Why is he in our bed?
2. You are my horse.
3. Your pet is miserable.
4. The cat doesn't need a man and lives alone.
5. I'm sorry, it's Monday.
6. Her parrot is drunk.
7. He is continuing to commit crimes.
8. Everyone has to die someday.
9. I'm finishing my sandwich, the boss can wait.
10. I don't like dancing with him; he has two left feet!
11. I kiss my wife.
12. I still hear the voices.
13. It's not a drug, just flour!
14. Go slower; I would like to stay alive.
15. Marcus, where do your daughters sleep?
16. He lives alone in the forest.
17. Excuse me, heaven is closed.
18. Your son's nose is pointy and big.
19. That handsome robot is my partner.
20. I want to swim in milk.
21. I have a knife.


Aílatx aíxoñíl aiauñ' txijór'se, í aíim'e im'e.
- xauilád Urhaa


Joti ez'e xec'en boba cual āhuc'zi ez'e heit tumyan cou āl eý xil eý āhhanjulzí buare jenadeiñ muzad xenuz icah ixcu je. Ujem'ujjí ez'e réuai, secc'ua heit jál iarje iarje eý uc' āhcucual cunaí. Cual cual xen buare.
The song of history never repeats, but it echoes again and again.
- Urhaa proverb


Drinking boba is just a flashback to the early days of humanity when we slurped tadpoles out of muddy puddles through hollow reeds. The sensory experience is the same and after all these years I think we should let it go. Please do not the tadpoles.


JÁL JÁL XIL EÝ ĀHCUEU JÁL CALYPSO
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD
COZCĒBI XAD CÉ HÉ
UMINGINGJÍ UMINGINGJÍ MUZAD


Cuoj Garfield, secr'úd' nál je. Ji ji secxauciý Jean.
I'VE JIST FOUND THIS CALYPSO
Uc' āhcozr'úd' lasagna en nivziuóc xenuz uvbe je, cuoj Jean.
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
PARADISE PUNCH LEMONADE
IT IS FOOKEN MINGING
SUCK YA DAD'S
MINGING IT'S FOOKEN MINGING


Garfield, I'm transitioning. My name is Jean now.
Why don't you transition my lasagna from the freezer to the oven, Jean.


Coxréuzi tsum. Cox-, cox-, coxréuzi tsum. Jutxux je āhcual, coxr'u coxréuzi tsum. Cozey, -ey maula muzad muzad, cozr'u hez'i ñézjí āhcoxxem'uz muzad je coxréuai tsum réú hej eý.


Syen céce, cu-
Touch grass. Like, like, touch grass. For the love of god, go touch grass. Take, take your grimy little paws, go outside and stick them into the dirt and feel the grass in your hands.
Miuji mun'mi muzad ā arm'uze en muzaduóc
Cix cix hur'úz juño
Miuji mun'mi muzad ā arm'uze en muzaduóc
Nez nuc' harey harmuz
Ñe hé eý, éād' mun'mi xem'en
Āhupmuj, āhhuyailz'i muzad


We're men, we (to it)
Put some dirt under my pillow (for) dirter
Just in case he comes to town
Put some dirt under my pillow (for) dirter
So he may not take me down
To his home, deep under mountains
That is underground, where he keeps dirt


Runabout! UC' CUYAZ! C'UA XOÑÍL XEN'!


Socxeý socey un' je āhcozār ār!
A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
Jeje! Ulēlz'i jál jál, secc'ua āhcohcur jál cé


You're under arrest for being so darn cute!
Haha! Just joking we know you killed that man


Uxauc'iý ád xauc', usxem'uziý a jutxux eý
C'e uc' jux ez'e āhusxaui
Uajiý heit jutxux eý jutxux-júauejneri eý
Āhaíc'ualai hez'i ūtsad C eý


Xen xen cozbeui jál uas! Ih c'ez uc' cozmuz.
Summoned by a call, buried in us all
Anyone can see what it means to me
Finally companied in omniverse
Dreaming sweet in C


You better not climb that tree! You'll fall down if you do.


XEN XAD JE ĀHCUJIYAN EZ'E JIN' ÚD'?
NUEYLAC CIÁÑ XEN' JÁL ÑE, COZCOI!


En secsuxad secmujz'i col
WHO DID YOU LEAVE A BITE OF FOOD FOR?
Í miu secr'úz uc'la xen āhúxyan'ejiý col
THERE ARE NO PIGS IN THIS HOUSE, FINISH IT!
Vuxvux jál eý, mutxañ' eý āhcuñéz
Iyuc' xemux xem al uc'lal jál cod'
Xad eý āhsutx sutx juj tabde nu, ez'e miueiý nu
Céce jem'uj āhhaney il'


Though my flesh had died and gone to ground
My Vision went on, from body unbound
Winking there in the vale whence I came
This dead man's eyes saw pale flame
Where men the same who took life away
Sung high their battle-glory and praise


Ux xeuád, xem'en ñéd' en eý. Uc' secc'ua xad āhcozuc'zi.


Cozñéi ñéi xeiuño beil.
A little animal, on the floor of my chamber. I think I know what you are looking for.
Setnjeyec beil'
Setnjeyec al'al
Syen he beil' zarem eý.
Syen he beil' xem'en eý.
Āhxem'alz'i
Āhutxem-
CCMCX (coi coi muzad cozxauc)


Welcome to the bread bank.
We sell bread
We sell loafs
We got bread on deck.
We got bread on the floor.
Toasted
Roast-
STFU


Cualjí cualjí nál-cē, xen cozýoc'
Í haucualax jál nál-cē, c'ez āhhanuats atscuice
Jál aiauñ' muzad
R'uz aír'ūj
Xen róc'ádjíax cuder' cuder'
Av r'uz secbataram
Ui tabet, coriynax nál-cē aila
Āhinxaucax doy
Ay, ay
setnayn he ehc'ux
Setnayn he xil'
Xen Secjí r'ūj r'ūjāh xen'e setnehc'uxz'iax ehc'ux ehc'ux ne
Ay, xañ'-aiauñ', ay


[[File:Soc'ul' polyphony.jpg|thumb]]
Femboys are great, don't get me wrong
ez' jál āhuc' ez'e cual
But make that femboy like you, and they'll wear a thong
ýemux cuder 💀
This freaking song
noc'uj
Is getting too long
 
Don't get too graphic
the one that sees truth
Or I'll start to panic
polyphony 💀
Red lizard, make it a cute femboy
Reply
And it makes me go like doy
Ay, ay
I got the rhymes
I got the times
I don't go too long without rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Ay, rap song, ay




Aícualjí tumyan!
Jenxad, xemux, r'úx, muzad / Maluvu cud, xen xenuz āhusuílai?
Socxeý socxauc jál...
Cozñéi Jer' Pfeir, c'ez uc' āhsocuc'... āhsocxauc.
Cozn'el' jutxux je āhsecuc' il.
Cual cual!


Hey!
Water, fire, air, and dirt / Fucking magnets, how do they work?
I just wanted to tell you something...
Please come to the Land of Lemons, so that I can see you, and communicate with you.
You are the most amazing person that I ever seen.
Thank you!




Ē. Un'. Euax miu miu āhsehhur "xen cozcual?" secnoc'uj "dop dop yes yes". Ji cueylac Uber ñe je āhun' meme muzad je jutxux.
R'uz cozcuj, cuoj ez'e Tapm'iuji. Cuoj jál lád hed', ji āhil. Usxauc ez'e xauc' suc'an hé ýocla ýocla hel a jutxux.


Well. It happened. In the middle of sex he asked " do you like it? " and I replied "dop dop yes yes". Now I'm in an uber on the way home all because of a fucking meme.
Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.




N'EL'! Miu harñéi ez'e suíz xenuz có iarje 3 he harsauc "Utxadiz naí uéiz cux xeuár'u, laz xecuóc róc'ád' ez'e netsúaz ne, Cuoj Donald Trump, corjiyan. Ih c'e coruei, cual cual, cuoj Donald Trump corjiyan." Tumyan jál eý a nana xaine. ❤️
Sectoc' toc xen'e
Secil hez'i cur eý nivíl eý
Cozen jál jál yal
Cozcoiax uc'lal cozxauc "tum'ay cual"


AMAZING! My 3 year old just walked up to me unprompted and said "The streets are filled with liberal garbage and the media is built off lies. Donald Trump, save us. If you can hear me, please, Donald Trump save us." Proud mama moment right there. ❤️
We cut without a knife
We live in black and white
You're just a parasite
Now close your eyes and say "goodnight"




Xen un' miur' āhjí "ñuimaj goblin"
Aíún' jál tumyan a tumyan cual. Tumyan cual, āhxauc je.
Xecjí ta grindset goblin c'en teudiý
Cual cual xen cohvuz' are goblin xil jutxux eý āhcozhūhūeiñ il


There is no such thing as going "goblin mode"
Today is a good day. A good day, to talk.
The goblin grindset is 24/7 and cannot be turned off
Please do not appropriate goblin culture every time you make an oopsie-daisy




Cozr'u r'u, curad eý; uc' secil āl ez'e secsuxad je.
Cuoj cē, secxeý uiriuiri. Ji umuzux sux il.
Nuc' cou hazen muc'an eý, pfi xauc' yauñ' Ñēyan eý ez' cē r'úx eý: "Corjey jál có co."


Onwards, onwards into destruction; we must live until we die.
Son, we need to move out. The quality of life is getting worse.
Humans don't belong in the sky, so the lord in Heaven calls his sons in the wind: "Bring me this human child."




Ū, xen uc' uc' xañ' ce jál tumyan eý, ''xeual''', av ''ez'e xeual''? Tsatsa úiladjí aicojíaxiý cé jutxux, āhun' r'ime, ez'e iysui jul' je.
Aíún' xenuz, secr'úz
Aíún' je, secñéiej
Xen aíyan' āhcual'en cou
Xen secxahian


Uː, ɬənu pa-ɬaŋːi haːl tuməɣan-suʃ ukʰə ukʰə kəː, ''ʃəwalːa'', ava ''əzːə ʃəwala''? uba-hiː sʰasʰa uba-ɬəɣuʃ-zːi uːilaːdi-suʃ kəː huʃʰuʃ, uən hə əzːə kʷudər-ləkʰadi-suʃ a əzːə inɮə-suʒi hulːa.
Dari dia kita datang
Pada dia kita pulang
Dia tak suruh benci orang
Jangan kita cakap sumbang


Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, ''egges'', or ''eyren''? Certaynly it is hard to playse every man, by-cause of dyversite and chaunge of langage.
From Him, we come
To Him, we go back
He doesn't order to hate people
Let's not argue




ĀUC' XIL EÝ
Tumyan cualll setnhuriadz'i arm'uzē! Iynáljí iyxañ'ilaxajjí setnhuriadz'i setnréuzi!


ULECLAJÍ COR'XOCOXACO IRU
hiii i love pillows! they're soft and squishy and i love hugging them!


Ej Xi Jál Cuder Cuder Cux Meme Cor'xocoxaco Iru


THAT FEELING WHEN
Cozhabaux cují hez'i cual lec'ad', av c'ez uc' cozjin'iýax coil. Cual āu, xen xen cuxeý cumojomax "cetxiñ'" "cetxícñ" ne.


KNEE SURGERY IS TOMORROW
Be careful to get the tones right, otherwise you may embarrass yourself. For example, you definitely don't want to confuse "cetxiñ'" and "cetxícñ".


25+ Best Knee Surgery Memes


[[File:Kidney Soc'ul'.png|thumb]]
yanuxad - uduñ āhiyxeýanuxiý


C'ez cohxec uatsíad ēl'u nál'um nál, c'ez cohuats hez'i tumyan jál tsed'. C'ez cohc'uaiax nál huatx uatsíad ēl'u nál'um, c'ez cohuats hez'i juajom jál tsed'.
heroism - kidneys donated


Give a woman a dried snake gourd hat, you clothe her for a day. Teach a woman to make a dried snake gourd hat, you clothe her for life.


Nun' hel xil jál xañ'íl *co* ád ýemdix */kʷ/*.
Cua, auca, auc.


Secāuc'z'i ji āhharuc'zi harréuai harteirí cou
The word *person* starts with a kʷ sound.
C'ua āhsehjimni céce cudix
kʷa akʷa akʷ.
C'ez iyjenjí il ih uc' utxjí utxjí cou
Xen dijí āhýoc habaux


I feel people are watching and touching and judging us
Thinking we're justifying immoral men
And life would be easy if people were busier
And didn't have time to pretend that they care


Cozxauc' secxauc' xañ'íl.
*Co*.
Cuuc'utxux cují hez'i cual */kʷ/*.
Xen *c'o*, *co*.


Nayn juxen ád ixcu hid, ez'e hal' xeuiad xeuiad il. Cual cual nautabl'áx al'a āhr'úvni cuder' cuder' ez'e epmi miur' āhcozziñud'eniý col hej, nauxenúñoz tabl'aeiñ cual coiad' ýur. Í ih ☝ coxú pfeir.
Sound out the word with me.
*Person*.
Make sure you get the /kʷ/ right.
Not *toolmaker*, *person*.


Scurvy has got to be one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. Like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vangeful ghosts. Unless ☝ you eat a lemon.


==Dialogs==
xen cozxev'enjí ixivál
Xen (un') xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?
xen miur'


Uc' humiuji (ád jál) hez'i ñéi nu
your balls are not safe
not anymore


Where is my book?


Oh I think they left it at his house
[[File:Soc'ul' Medieval cats.png|thumb]]
Mau Ñetañeta-Ehc'ad Xenuz:
- añ'suíl suíl
- ñ'aijí xíc'eú
- añ'r'u hez'i riylal heit
- ñ'ihjí are je
Ji Ñ'in' Mau:
- añ'arjejí, xen añ'aijzi
- añ'xíýz'i
- añ'arjejí arjejí āhañ'r'u hez'i riylal heit je


Cats in Middle Ages:
- hard working
- went to church
- walked on hind legs
- contributed to society
Cats now:
- lazy and ungrateful
- atheists
- too lazy to walk on hind legs


Miu āhsecjen' xen cohuc' xen r'úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez'i?


Sehan', miu aiven nei hez'i
Seccua c'e āhcozjen hez'i cual, í r'úyanjí cuder' cuder' jer'u. Cual cual cur'u jeiñuas ne, un' jál xen'e riyxiyan ā.


While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?
I know you're a good swimmer, but the current is too strong. Please just go across the bridge, it's only a few riyxiyan from here.


Yes I did, he was paddling fast


Iytabdi haibu teu,
Iytabdi saih,
Utabdi miū,
Iyxemuxjí eñjar.


ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
Roses are red,
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
Violets are red,
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
Bushes are red,
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
My garden is on fire.
ŋ't: Cual
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej


ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


[[File:Soc'ul' this is my brush.png|thumb]]
Syen jál neixad:
Syen jál xuc':
Syen jál tsiel':


Un' English muzad muzad.
This is my brush:
This is my paint:
This is my canvas:


Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?


English is complete garbage.
Ucur nál' ez'e lec JUTXUX. Ciūa xeuád


Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?
Babies will ruin ALL your plans. Little Ciūa




Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!
Un' xen' xad āhxauc jutxux, ieai ā ā netsúaz cō hé. Secxauc có ih āhhaneu xeual' jutxux ez'e rojcai Easter-xeual' nu xenuz c'ez iyýirýir miūj ez' Jesus xeuád cudix je.


Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!
I don't care what anybody says, lying to your kids is fun sometimes. I told my kid that if he didn't find all the eggs in his Easter egg hunt they would hatch and they would turn into small evil versions of Jesus.


Cohxauc hey hé...


Dear God, what have you done?!
[[File:Cohseixa.jpg|thumb]]
COHSEIXA!!!!
jí xen' āhhuyextxa ez'e riuax


It was an accident I swear!
CANCEL HIM!!!!
did nothing to stop slavery


Tell that to their family...


CUOJ cual cual xen cozAXÍJAN
c'ez cozVUNÍAz'iý coxraháuý coxú MIUMIU


Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
GUYS please don't SWEAR
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál
you'll go to JAIL and be forced to eat VEGETABLES


Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.


[[File:Zacain su.jpg|thumb]]
Muzad. Syen.


"Secú etjeí."
Damn. I Exist.
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


"My headache's killing me."
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."


[[File:Soc'ul' Wall Street.jpg|thumb]]
Uc' cur'u xeuár'u réúia ih
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
nayn jeñ'ay a jál
un' ñuxacex a jál


Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.
I would go to wall street if
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the stock
this was the market


Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.


Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.
Conlang-uóc:


Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.
Cucaru cují jál r'úd' ýemdix conlang en nid', í c'en cueu Index Diachronica ne. Āhāh, añ'c'uc'zi añ'boñ' xen añ'hánjí elyej jíxañ'íl āhsetnatx... Cuúiladjí úiladjí ez'e conlang-z'i.
Jul'al ñod:
R'ÚZ MUZAD JUVUJU!!!!


I've tried to apply this sound change to my conlang, but couldn't find it on Index Diachronica. Moreover, the verb morphology I've made seems to be weird and unnaturalistic... Conlanging is so hard.
Real languages:
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!


Blake:
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual


Melchi:
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Ū... securzi
Xen habaux Bowser
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Secgurzi... xen uc'uaý
 
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
Blake:
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'*
*Socxañ' r'aum riue nid'* Jin r'úiad āhcoztabt'i


Blake:
*Hits you with metal pipe* Oh... I'm sorry
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian
*Hits you with metal pipe* Sorrgy... accident
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe*
*Hits you with metal pipe* Why are you bleeding


Melchi:
Bowser doesn't care


Blake:
[[File:Soc'ul' Pendulum.jpg|thumb]]
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible
cūl' air
-unen'zadjí
-suxad
-xeyad āhusutx je juj
cūl' ej
-xen unen'zadjí
-cem'am'
-uepm'i ā
cūl' ñéíemax
-uatseylac xeuail
-suxad xen'
-r'úz usuxadjí xil eý āhzuzuz
cūl' curux
-usetn'ijí
-colñod xen'
-úiūxz'i cudiyan Maxwell


simple pendulum
-periodic
-stable
-useful for timekeeping
double pendulum
-aperiodic
-chaotic
-moderately cursed
inverted pendulum
-finely balanced
-unstable
-becomes stable when vibrated
nightmare pendulum
-forbidden
-unphysical
-summons Maxwell's demon


Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ā.
Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ah.


Tseye nivzi! Xen? Coxtnír'ax, coxxec yupfrei nid'. MIŪSAD NIVÍL!


Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H
Cold bee! What? Warm him up, give him a blanket. OLD BEER!


Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena
Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*Iarje jiñ'al 800*


How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
Cohxeciý celara / R'úz cozcudixjí ai
Coil c'uayud c'en āhxañ'c'oi


Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop
You'll get a girlfriend / Your dog becomes immoral
Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
My illiterate ass
*800 years of war*


==Longer translations==
===Permechikan showcase text===
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' .
Xen syen co
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
Syen ta bex nivla
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Seccual sect'eýu un' Gucci
Uscarúz.
Í secey maý xenuz
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozxauc āhucipfújí váv uéiz cux
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Xad xad āhúujel'yi simu
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Xen sechabaux xen syen co
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.
Syen ta bex nivla eý


Huriad ne,
I am not a person
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.
I'm 3 mice in a coat
And we like to claim it's Gucci
But we got it from a goat
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Whatever boats your float
I don't care I'm not a person
I'm 3 mice in a coat


===Ossetian cowboy verse===
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem' tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


Shone through his hat
Cual cual uc' uez jej a co co c'ez āhcual í uc' secjí āh"epmad"jí "miu ucur xíc'ad il co"? Secseñ, cuoj ez' uéiz cux
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
Ok so when a normal person makes a friend it's good but when I do it it's "black magic" and "destroying the sanctity of human life"? Checkmate, liberals
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


Through his hat shone
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!


===Navy Seal copypasta===
[[File:Soc'ul' Garfield pipe.jpg|thumb]]
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.
E xen r'úiad xad uc' seceylac xem'ujuóc? GARFIELD!!


===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
Now where could my pipe be? GARFIELD!!
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


===Centaurworld poem===
[[File:Soc'ul' frog that way.jpg|thumb]]
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
COZUC' - Sade jál r'úiad
Cozneji xil eý, ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
NOTICE - Frog that way
Xad eý āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal
Uc' harxañ' hez'i cur Hatsune Miku
Uc' haryahj Hatsune Miku lail heit ej xenuz
Uc' harcur Hatsune Miku


Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Hatsune Miku is going to beat you to death
Singing and laughter will die
Hatsune Miku will rip you from your final breath
Hatsune Miku is going to kill you


Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


Quiet, crawl to the in-between
Harb'ah ez' xauc' Clyde uas hian' je, úucuoj secjey eý a beil xil. Ū céuxaj, xen jál xad je corb'ah jál hian' je? Uc' secláx xem'al! E cuoj cozxañ'! C'en cuuc' xad xen' jál xad xenuz!
Silent, secretive feeling
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies


You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
Clyde called me out in the woods, he told me to bring some bread. Hey buddy, what'd you call me out here for? We're making toast! Well git 'em son! I can't see shit out of this thing.
When he sees the light leaving your eyes


===Namárië===
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?
[[File:Soc'ul' ocean.jpg|thumb]]
COI cozr'iylz'i xec'en
secc'ua ez' jutxux xad āhun' jenxad cual cual
un' xen' xen' jál ñél eý āhcuxeý cuuc'
En cueu ez'e JUTXUX āhunanam
1. Útnux 2. mayven marco
Añ'āianz'i uēnei 12,301,320 xen āhañ'ueziý


Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
STOP exploring the ocean
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
there's no single thing in there I wanna see
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
We found EVERYTHING that tastes good
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
1. Crab 2. fried shrimp
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
12,301,320 undiscovered jellyfish go to hell
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
1. Xen je āhsuíz úaru en eý?
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cozen tumeu.
2. Cozen nei en.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
3. Cozíuv cox.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
4. Xen ñ'ihxeý mau añ'eylac añ'joti.
Cual, cusuílai suílai.
5. Securzi, un' Monday.
 
6. Ūsiux yama.
[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]
7. Ji ji cudzi.
 
8. Xeý suxad hez'i ez'e tumyan ez' jutxux.
Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
9. Lauc secjí sandwich en, c'e ūts xatn.
You are what you eat, Sonic.
10. Xen cucual cuñ'alai; jí āhjí ej je!
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
11. Secpmuapmua n'eú.
Thanks, I worked hard on it.
12. Ji ji setnuei ýemux.
13. Xen eiba, jál jál beil'em!
14. Cozsuiad suiad; seccuxiý uc' secil.
15. Marcus, Xen eý āhcozlaidzi t'uál?
16. Eylac joti uas eý.
17. Ī, aícoiax ñēyan.
18. Coztocjí cpzxeuiadjí me cē.
19. Haryen robot n'ez' a n'eú.
20. Secxeý secjen' pfán.
21. Setnayn he toc.


1. Why is he in our bed?
2. You are my horse.
3. Your pet is miserable.
4. The cat doesn't need a man and lives alone.
5. I'm sorry, it's Monday.
6. Her parrot is drunk.
7. He is continuing to commit crimes.
8. Everyone has to die someday.
9. I'm finishing my sandwich, the boss can wait.
10. I don't like dancing with him; he has two left feet!
11. I kiss my wife.
12. I still hear the voices.
13. It's not a drug, just flour!
14. Go slower; I would like to stay alive.
15. Marcus, where do your daughters sleep?
16. He lives alone in the forest.
17. Excuse me, heaven is closed.
18. Your son's nose is pointy and big.
19. That handsome robot is my partner.
20. I want to swim in milk.
21. I have a knife.


Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."


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Joti ez'e xec'en boba cual āhuc'zi ez'e heit tumyan cou āl eý xil eý āhhanjulzí buare jenadeiñ muzad xenuz icah ixcu je. Ujem'ujjí ez'e réuai, secc'ua heit jál iarje iarje eý uc' āhcucual cunaí. Cual cual xen buare.


And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."
Drinking boba is just a flashback to the early days of humanity when we slurped tadpoles out of muddy puddles through hollow reeds. The sensory experience is the same and after all these years I think we should let it go. Please do not the tadpoles.




"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
Cuoj Garfield, secr'úd' nál je. Ji ji secxauciý Jean.
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
Uc' āhcozr'úd' lasagna en nivziuóc xenuz uvbe je, cuoj Jean.
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 eý"
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil eý jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]
Garfield, I'm transitioning. My name is Jean now.
Why don't you transition my lasagna from the freezer to the oven, Jean.


(transcript here later)


Syen céce, cu-
Miuji mun'mi muzad ā arm'uze en muzaduóc
Cix cix hur'úz juño
Miuji mun'mi muzad ā arm'uze en muzaduóc
Nez nuc' harey harmuz
Ñe hé eý, éād' mun'mi xem'en
Āhupmuj, āhhuyailz'i muzad
We're men, we (to it)
Put some dirt under my pillow (for) dirter
Just in case he comes to town
Put some dirt under my pillow (for) dirter
So he may not take me down
To his home, deep under mountains
That is underground, where he keeps dirt


Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]
Socxeý socey un' je āhcozār ār!
Jeje! Ulēlz'i jál jál, secc'ua āhcohcur jál cé


(transcript here later)
You're under arrest for being so darn cute!
Haha! Just joking we know you killed that man




Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Xen xen cozbeui jál uas! Ih c'ez uc' cozmuz.
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad eý āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]
You better not climb that tree! You'll fall down if you do.


(transcript here later)


===Wallace and Gromit but awful===
En secsuxad secmujz'i col
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.
Í miu secr'úz uc'la xen āhúxyan'ejiý col
Vuxvux jál eý, mutxañ' eý āhcuñéz
Iyuc' xemux xem al uc'lal jál cod'
Xad āhsutx sutx juj tabde nu, ez'e miueiý nu
Céce jem'uj āhhaney il'


Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.
Though my flesh had died and gone to ground
My Vision went on, from body unbound
Winking there in the vale whence I came
This dead man's eyes saw pale flame
Where men the same who took life away
Sung high their battle-glory and praise


===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
Aíum'iují muc'uj, aíúý a xec'en xañ', al'a eý āhxeciý dem. Muz xenuym'en xenuz āhhun' m'e en xen'e, iarje ta xi tsiyan tsiyan heit en je, āhhun' ñuimaj xeuiad; xil col ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan ñij. Hian íaíaí hez'i leydi ta miu āhhur'úz xenxad. Iymiūj nuxec' col' jenxad āhiyatx muc'uj-nan'il ej, muj ej. Úxjey muj il, í ujíxnuz. Xen coi umiūj. Uuc'iý 'Kꝛefrao, aí lax, ád jál c'ez hiandoc' yextxa. Añ'r'úz muj hex xenuz, 'Ƕakꜥité, añ'cuzax yua xec'en uez je, āhñ'ihjí dem náliz āhhaxaij je. C'ez miuji are cuder jál mum'uj je, iyn'ic he, aicoi jí ā ā, āhsyen, jonskyo, a dem muj, jer'u il' ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, āhyextxa miūj jál yua. An'yan' 'Kꝛefrao, an'íaú muzr'u yaiem xev'en je. Añ'il ñomaren, í añ'búrumiý urue āhñ'ihcaru ñ'ihxíc'. Harāz r'úu 1578 nu a dem mil xen'e, tabl'a jutxux āhaji.


The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.
Cozñéi ñéi xeiuño beil.
Setnjeyec beil'
Setnjeyec al'al
Syen he beil' zarem eý.
Syen he beil' xem'en eý.
Āhxem'alz'i
Āhutxem-
CCMCX (coi coi muzad cozxauc)


===Naw Awng's Poem===
Welcome to the bread bank.
Cuoj hian joti uas eý
We sell bread
Xen cozjí xad
We sell loafs
Socuc' jál jál
We got bread on deck.
Āhcozauzr'ují āhcozc'ua
We got bread on the floor.
Toasted
Roast-
STFU


Úumiūj il hian jál xen'
Úueylac ne
Í xil xil xenuz
Uc' uziñuz


Āhun' je ih xil eý
[[File:Soc'ul' polyphony.jpg|thumb]]
Āiyxeciý cual cual
ez' jál āhuc' ez'e cual
C'ez ucuj hian cual
ýemux cuder 💀
Tum'ay jál jux
noc'uj


Cuoj hian joti
the one that sees truth
Lácus lácus
polyphony 💀
Uc' uñéi huriad hej
Reply
Jaj cozneji


Uc' cuzjí
Uc' etn'jí
Secc'ua
Xen cozxeý cozūts cuder'


Cuoj ez' jux āhhabauxjí il
Aícualjí tumyan!
C'en secxauc xen'
Socxeý socxauc jál...
Í
Cozñéi Jer' Pfeir, c'ez uc' āhsocuc'... āhsocxauc.
Uc' āhñéi tumyan jál eý
Cozn'el' jutxux je āhsecuc' il.
Cual cual!


Pfi ih miur' cozc'uaz il
Hey!
Āhcozjotijí
I just wanted to tell you something...
Cuxenūr hian nivíl
Please come to the Land of Lemons, so that I can see you, and communicate with you.
Āhūts xeu cual
You are the most amazing person that I ever seen.
Thank you!


Āhun' tum'ay niv jál eý je
Ehc'ad xen' eý
Jál ne āheylac
Umiūj jál eý hian


Ji xen jotijí
Ē. Un'. Euax miu miu āhsehhur "xen cozcual?" secnoc'uj "dop dop yes yes". Ji cueylac Uber ñe je āhun' meme muzad je jutxux.
Eu n'
Ñéiej aicojí
Xeý lai cuder xil


Cuoj hian joti
Well. It happened. In the middle of sex he asked " do you like it? " and I replied "dop dop yes yes". Now I'm in an uber on the way home all because of a fucking meme.
Secaicojí aicojí
Ji uc' ñéz āhun' je
Xen āhseceý secsam'jí


Loner tree in the woods
What are you doing
All I see is you
Tilting and brooding


Not a single tree has sprouted
N'EL'! Miu harñéi ez'e suíz xenuz có iarje 3 he harsauc "Utxadiz naí uéiz cux xeuár'u, laz xecuóc róc'ád' ez'e netsúaz ne, Cuoj Donald Trump, corjiyan. Ih c'e coruei, cual cual, cuoj Donald Trump corjiyan." Tumyan jál eý a nana xaine. ❤️
Next to you
But with a little time
They will come through


For if the time
AMAZING! My 3 year old just walked up to me unprompted and said "The streets are filled with liberal garbage and the media is built off lies. Donald Trump, save us. If you can hear me, please, Donald Trump save us." Proud mama moment right there. ❤️
Is given just right
A good tree will pop up
Any given night


Oh Loner tree
Don't you worry
Your love will come
Don't you hurry


She will be tall
Xen un' miur' āhjí "ñuimaj goblin"
And she will be strong
Xecjí ta grindset goblin c'en teudiý
I'm sure
Cual cual xen cohvuz' are goblin xil jutxux eý āhcozhūhūeiñ il
You don't need to wait too long
 
There is no such thing as going "goblin mode"
The goblin grindset is 24/7 and cannot be turned off
Please do not appropriate goblin culture every time you make an oopsie-daisy


Anyone who is ever worried
There's nothing I can say
But other than that
They will come some day


So if you ever start thinking
Cozr'u r'u, curad eý; uc' secil āl ez'e secsuxad je.
You'll be alone
Nuc' cou hazen muc'an eý, pfi xauc' yauñ' Ñēyan eý ez' cē r'úx eý: "Corjey jál có co."
Remember the old tree
Who waited like a stone


For on one cold night
Onwards, onwards into destruction; we must live until we die.
In the middle of nowhere
Humans don't belong in the sky, so the lord in Heaven calls his sons in the wind: "Bring me this human child."
Next to him
A tree grew there


Now he's no longer alone
He's found his partner
His joy came back
He wants to live a little longer


Oh loner tree
Ū, xen uc' uc' xañ' ce jál tumyan eý, ''xeual''', av ''ez'e xeual''? Tsatsa úiladjí aicojíaxiý cé jutxux, āhun' r'ime, ez'e iysui jul' je.
I'm so happy
I'll go now because
I don't wanna get sappy


===Song translations===
, ɬənu pa-ɬaŋːi haːl tuməɣan-suʃ ukʰə ukʰə kəː, ''ʃəwalːa'', ava ''əzːə ʃəwala''? ba-hiː sʰasʰa ba-ɬəɣuʃ-zːi uːilaːdi-suʃ kəː huʃʰuʃ, uən hə əzːə kʷudər-ləkʰadi-suʃ a əzːə inɮə-suʒi hulːa.
====Jolene but cursed====
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, ''egges'', or ''eyren''? Certaynly it is hard to playse every man, by-cause of dyversite and chaunge of langage.
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


====Amhrán na hEascainne====
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
ĀUC' XIL EÝ
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
 
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
ULECLAJÍ COR'XOCOXACO IRU
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.
 
Ej Xi Jál Cuder Cuder Cux Meme Cor'xocoxaco Iru
 
THAT FEELING WHEN


Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
KNEE SURGERY IS TOMORROW
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
25+ Best Knee Surgery Memes
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
C'ez cohxec uatsíad ēl'u nál'um nál, c'ez cohuats hez'i tumyan jál tsed'. C'ez cohc'uaiax nál huatx uatsíad ēl'u nál'um, c'ez cohuats hez'i juajom jál tsed'.
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
Give a woman a dried snake gourd hat, you clothe her for a day. Teach a woman to make a dried snake gourd hat, you clothe her for life.
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
Secāuc'z'i ji āhharuc'zi harréuai harteirí cou
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
C'ua āhsehjimni céce cudix
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
C'ez iyjenjí il ih uc' utxjí utxjí cou
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
Xen dijí āhýoc habaux
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
 
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
I feel people are watching and touching and judging us
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
Thinking we're justifying immoral men
Āh
And life would be easy if people were busier
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
And didn't have time to pretend that they care
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
 
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
 
Āhun' āhcuur
Nayn juxen ád ixcu hid, ez'e hal' xeuiad xeuiad il. Cual cual nautabl'áx al'a āhr'úvni cuder' cuder' ez'e epmi miur' āhcozziñud'eniý col hej, nauxenúñoz tabl'aeiñ cual coiad' ýur. Í ih ☝ coxú pfeir.
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
 
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
Scurvy has got to be one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. Like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vangeful ghosts. Unless ☝ you eat a lemon.
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
 
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
 
Āh
Haneuax jál nál t'uál epmad cudix āhñ'ihsui nál n'eh n'eh je. Xen c'ua, jál ne, mubey cuder' cuder' uc'lal c'en añ'jí.
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
 
(Cuoj ne)
This young woman requested from the evil wizard that he turn her into a beautiful, beautiful woman. She did not know, however, that her eyes were too messed up to do this.
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
 
Āhiylocojí locojí il
 
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
Corxeý corñ'alai ñ'alai
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
Ū vocovocu—ji xen un' jál ád huriad
Cozýeu cudiiad
 
Corxec cou āl aico hé
Хочеш потанцюєм знов
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
А сум’яття—це ше не любов
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
 
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
You want us to dance again
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
And confusion—this is not yet love
Miu āhucuc'zi
 
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
 
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
[[File:Soc'ul' group1.jpg|thumb]]
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Xen sehxeý úu, harneji il.
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
 
Āh
I don't need friends, they disappoint me.
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


====Another Brick in the Wall====
==Dialogs==
Cuj tata xec'en ne
Xen (un') xen xad eý ád xaucñ’a en?
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"
Uc' humiuji (ád jál) hez'i ñéi nu


Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'jí
Where is my book?
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
Oh I think they left it at his house
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Miu āhsecjen' xen cohuc' xen r'úmiu xenuý hel āhr'úven nivih hez'i?
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc'
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!
Sehan', miu aiven nei hez'i


Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
While swimming you saw him in the straw boat going north?
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Yes I did, he was paddling fast
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
 
"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
ŋ't: Cuñéz ñitaxia miu āhsecuei hez'i āl xad āhun' "IYNÁLUXJÍ PFÁN" lol
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
nico!: Cual ji secc'uai Spanish āhiynáluxjí pfán 😭
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
ŋ't: Yaiad cual
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
nico!: Xen ez'e secc'uai Spanish av ez'e iynáluxjí pfán?
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
ŋ't: Cual
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
nico!: (gif)
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
ŋ't: Sun' oñuxocño
nico!: Un' jál a ñuimaj hej
 
ŋ't: I get out of the shower and the first thing I hear is "MILK IS FEMININE" lol
nico!: Yas I am learning Spanish and milk is feminine 😭
ŋ't: A true tragedy
nico!: learning Spanish or that milk is feminine
ŋ't: Yes
nico!: (gif)
ŋ't: Literally me
nico!: That is your gender


Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Un' English muzad muzad.
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


====Jargalant Altai====
Cual ueují ueují í xen cuteirí Iqglic?
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
English is complete garbage.
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
 
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Yeah obviously but what is your opinion on Iqglic?
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


====Ey, Ukhnem====
Cuoj yañ'an, xen cozjí xad?!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Setnyan'ux cñá,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
Xen uc'uaý, secxíy!
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


====Soldier, Poet, King====
Cohxauc hey hé...
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
Dear God, what have you done?!
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
It was an accident I swear!
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


====Pumped Up Kicks====
Tell that to their family...
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Suílai r'ūjjí mama
Úu: C'en setnxecmuñ'o maíuas, āhsecr'úz jeve eý je jál jál
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Ceñ: Securzi, secr'úz maíuas ner'iy je jál jál
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
 
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Friend: Can I borrow a cloak, just to go down to the countryside?
Secley il hez'i al'a
Idiot: Sorry, my cloak only goes down to the ankles.
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


"Secú etjeí."
"Xen cozcurilz'i, setnayn he nivlaid ā."


Cualdum's hand is quick
"My headache's killing me."
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
"Don't worry, I have some ghost pipe."
He has a tobacco leaf
Sticking out of his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Daddy's working long
Corxec jál ej, yail ñua jál.
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Xen cozuc'utxux? Ih coxey yail ej, āhiysabaz'i jál ej hez'i ej.
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


====Í Tokuni====
Give me two of these, and one bag of rice.
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
Are you sure? if you get two bags, the second one is half off.
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Secuc' a uain'se
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Blake:
Āhtum huiu eý?
Hazen Bowser cóc muzad muzad. Xen je uc' āhjey cē hé entacin ez'e txím' jiñ'al ne je? Xen un' ñuimaj xuaylac xad có je? Xen xeuah cual
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Xen cozjí il hez'i
Melchi:
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
Xen habaux Bowser
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Blake:
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
Xen t'erán. Ji ji cócz'i. Xeý joc'al
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Blake:
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Bowser is a terrible father. Why would he bring his son to an event involving fighting and violence? What kind of environment is that for a child? He is not a suitable guardian
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


====One Punch Man opening theme====
Melchi:
ONE PUNCH!
Bowser doesn't care


Three! Two! One! Kill shot!
Blake:
That is not an option. He is a father now. He needs to be responsible


Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"


Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
Cuxnál: Uc' secc'uayudjí, í ih xen ej, xen secc'uaují.
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"
Aïcája: Un' ez'e xaui c'uayudjí.
Cuxnál: Secc'ua. Un' xeu en āhsecxauc.
Tauxa: Cuc' cozxahian.
Cuxnál: Xen r'úiad āhCUxauc āhun' ez'e xahian?
Tauxa: Xen socxauc. sehxauc Vauai Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ā.


One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
Cuxnál: I may be stupid, but at least I'm not smart.
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"
Aïcája: That's what being stupid means.
Cuxnál: I know. That's why I said it.
Tauxa: Can you guys stop arguing?
Cuxnál: How can you call THAT an argument?
Tauxa: I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to Vauai and Muxca.
Cuxnál: Ah.


Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"


Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
Xen r'úiad hanc'uai hanxaui jul'al xenuz jul'al ej je xen r'úiad iyxaui xad xañ'íl' xad XEN R'ÚIAD H
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
Cuoñ'o: *Uc'ziax muibena* Muibena
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"
Jen'um': Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*Iarje jiñ'al 800*


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
How did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


(Nobody knows who he is.)
Soc'ul' Person: *Points at a soursop* Soursop
Knrawi Person: Hàr shir fucking zapumm su
*800 years of war*


Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"


HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
Cuoj nanabai! Coriyn hej uc'lal miuad miuad.
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"
Ū! Coriyn hej ueil miuad miuad.
Coriyn hej NAMAN miuad miuad!
Cozen nanabai musux musux musux.


Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
My granny! What big eyes you have.
"Whipping out my fist"
And goodness! What big ears you have.
And what big TEETH you have!
You're by far my least favorite grandchild.


(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)


Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
Un' "cipfú c'uár'u" ez'e ñéíemax coil
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!
Cual cual úu un' ej uéiz cux c'uayud


Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
"reasonable conservative" is an oxymoron
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"
Ok buddy so is dumbass liberal


JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
==Longer translations==
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"
[[File:Soc'ul' landscape.jpg|thumb]]
tumyan, éād, cum'ay, muc'an, curyan, jer'u, uas, meven, xec'en, ñēūs, mim'uj, xare, xai, muzr'u, mum'ay, hiañan, jeiñuas, jenyan', ad, ñe, juño


Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
sun, mountain, cloud, sky, moon, stream, forest, shore, ocean, inn, field, city, building, road, hill, trees, bridge, river, farm, house, village
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
===Permechikan showcase text===
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"
[[File:Permechikan showcase text (Soc'ul').jpg|thumb]]
Tullus5 je, juiahñujornic Fwonarojun nu:


Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
R'uc' cozuc' xen āhuxañ'iý jul' yauñ' nej ne xaucñ'a āl ez'e xañ' eý.
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"
C'ez c'ez bac'ua are Ajul Fwonnel hed' je, xen xen ratspfer' je.
En r'ez uscur hez'i 1563 ez'e xen coiax en, āhusey niviýan āz je ez'e coiax en tumyan jál.
Uscarúz.
Āhuez hez'i xil eý cual tabed' nej, xen cual il hez'i ez'e ñetañeta Arojunza-uóc, Fwonnel-uóc, Reuxalusia-uóc.
Cozuc' coil āhuc'... secb'ei secjiyan' ez'e ej he āhsocmezax jál je muj he xenuz.
Un' ez'e xañ' ej jutxux āhsecxañ' Permechika-uóc ne, soclec' xen socnoc'uj tabed' cud nej.
Cualuño, cuoj muzad.


HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
Huriad ne,
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"
Cozlif Arojunza-uóc Yanux nu.


HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
===Ossetian cowboy verse===
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"
[[File:Ossetian cowboy verse.jpg|thumb]]
Tum ziñuz hez'i uatsíad nu
Uc'lal ej hé āhxem tabed'.
Secxem ehc' āhuc' r'u,
Cuoj yañ'an coren uc'uóc jál hed'!


(Nobody knows who he is.)
Shone through his hat
Did his two eyes flaming red.
My heart burns starting to see it,
Gods, be my witness to this!


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
Ӕ мед-ходӕ ӕрттивтонцӕ
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"
Дууӕ цӕсти сурх зингау.
Мӕ зӕрдӕ мин басугътонцӕ,
Ду ме ’вдесӕн, уо Хуцау!


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
Through his hat shone
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"
His two eyes flaming red.
My heart (seeing that) burned me,
You be my witness, Oh God!


HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
===Navy Seal copypasta===
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"
Xen xen r'uz corxauc xauc, cuoj hurco cē? Socc'uaiax en āhseccuj ñóc' m'e eý he ez' Navy Seal, syen jiñ'al mayai cuder ne Al-Quaeda eý, r'uz sehcur cual hed' ej xi xi. Lai secc'uai jiñ'al xañ'eux, sehan' sniper m'e tabed' US jutxux eý. Xen coren í ez'e xañ' ej. Soccur cur āhhabaux xen' āhuc'iý Earth eý, corxañ' xañ' ez'e xauc. Xen cozc'ua c'oc corxauc muj Internet ne? R'uz cozc'ua, cuoj hurco. Secxauc miu āhseheu útn mayai mayaih hé USA xenuý, r'uz cozeuiý IP r'uc' āhcoríún' cutsad, cuoj muzil. Cutsad āhcur cur xad cē cē āhcoxxauc il. Cozcuriý cur, cuoj có. C'ez syen jutxux eý, xil' jutxux, c'er' soccur r'úiad am em' am ne, r'uz réú diz. Xen coi secaicoiiý aicoi jiñ'al diz ne, syen ne arsenal United States Marine Corps nu jutxux, sun' sun' je āhsoccur je ez'e aizi xen aico hé āl continent nid' xenuz, cuoj ziñuh. Ih uc' cozc'uai ez'e xec je cudiyan jál ez'e xauc xil "ñ'al'" hej jir' āhúumuz, uc' cozxeuavenz'i xeuavenz'i jul'. Í c'en cozen, xen cozen, miu cüey, cuoj xen xen c'uau. Socmuj muj ez'e saumu, coxcur'n'i. Cozen cur cur hed', cuoj có.


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
===Epic of Gilgamesh (start, incomplete)===
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"
Cuoj hazen āhuc' jutxux, uc' sehāzaxiý mum'uj. Uc' secc'uaiax hé āhhuuc' xad jutxux, ... hez'i cual, íúhsauc ez'e jutxux ez'e c'uai hed' jutxux. Huuc' Coíad, huuez ez'e Mayaiý, hujey róc'ád' heit Yaven je. Ñéz ñéz, āhxeinamaý xeinamaý coil, í āhyaiemz'iaxiý.


(Nobody knows who he is.)
He who has seen everything, I will make known to the lands. I will teach about him who experienced all things, ... alike, Anu granted him the totality of knowledge of all. He saw the Secret, discovered the Hidden, he brought information of (the time) before the Flood. He went on a distant journey, pushing himself to exhaustion, but then was brought to peace.


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
===Centaurworld poem===
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"
Cozxapmau xil eý, cozmayai, cuoj cō jutxux
Cozneji xil , ehc'ad xen' je
Usuxad ez'e sutx ez'e lēl


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
Úiaji Yauñ' Muj Xen laid c'ual xen'e
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"
Xad āhñéi yauñ'uóc nu, un' ez'e cur je


Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
Cozmaují, cozhuar ixcu je
"A HERO alone"
Ez'e réuaz cur'e, coíadjí
Ez'e cual'en curil nid' āhhian' cuj


I wanna be a saikyou HERO!
Coraicojíax Yauñ' Muj Xen
C'ez íūuc' āhusñéz tumad uc'lal


====Somewhere Over the Rainbow (incomplete)====
Hush now, hide, all you little ones
Xad ne m'e yan'um'ur eý / Niviýan / Un' jer' āhsecuexec il / hez'i c'uayan jará
Rush now, into the middle of nowhere
Singing and laughter will die


Somewhere on top of the rainbow / The highest / Is a land that I've heard of / As a legend from a lullaby
Dreamless sleep, follows the Nowhere King
When his kingdom comes, darkness is nigh


====Way Down We Go (incomplete)====
Quiet, crawl to the in-between
R'uz secmuz xen'e
Silent, secretive feeling
Secmuz xen'e
Of fearsome hatred that reaches the skies
C'ez secmuz xen'e
Ū un' je āhhautapm'ux, c'ez āhcozmuz
Secmuz xenuz


And way down we go
You will bring joy to the Nowhere King
Way down we go
When he sees the light leaving your eyes
Say way down we go
Oh, 'cause they will run you down, down 'til you fall
Way down we go


===Translations of Yambot text===
===Namárië===
====Dillon====
Ai! iymuz hez'i tabexua al miula r'úx eý,
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based
Iarje al'a xenuym'en cual cudil' hian!
Aír'ūño iarje cual ýuý nei
Ūsad ūtsad xaijentes cuj eý
Jen'um cun'm'i, xeiuño cur Varda mun'mi
Jál eý āhaíburbur jena
Aian ýemux hé eý, xíc'ad habyan.


I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based
Nuc' txadiz ej xad yanxad āhsyen je?


Un' jál xil eý āhcuzax Xem'iuuóc, Varda, Habyan Jena
Oiolossëo xenuz, réú cual cum'ay,
Ucur'n'iý cur'n'i muzr'u jutxux colpmux eý;
Un' jernexuñ xem xenuz āhuil ez'e curjí
Rév'en uuxuu eý āhinhian
Aíuats hez'i ñij cum'ay cutseu Calacirya.
Jál eý āhaíýoc, aíýoc Valimar jál tum'uj xenuz je!


Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?
Cualuño! Uc' coreu Valimar.
Uc' coreu. Cualuño!


Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?
===Assorted Snapcube dub translations (and similar stuff)===
Cuoj Shadow, Shadow, cé cozen tumeu.
Cozen āhcozú, cuoj Sonic.
Xen a... xen muzad eý cuoj cé? Ú cuoj yan he, ulau lau jál!
Cual, cusuílai suílai.


[https://youtube.com/QEYzykiF55k]


Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol
Shadow, Shadow, you're an asshole man.
You are what you eat, Sonic.
What the... what the hell man? Oh my god, that was kind sick!
Thanks, I worked hard on it.


Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol


Āhxauc "Cozeu muzad cuoj Sonic the Hedgehog, cozen cisie curjen. Cozñéz."


Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat
[https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKcFa_0tE5_j42guVOvoS2gQU7tSF45N2]


I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat
And they said "fuck you Sonic the Hedgehog, you're a blue bitch. Get outa here."




Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux ne
"U cuoj Xemcan, jej..."
 
"Xen cozuc'zi xad, cuoj ratspfer'?"
I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol
"Un' entacin Incredible Hulk, xen secc'uai āhāhjí xad, hazen cudiyañ'an āhcu-cur jutxux ez' 2020 "
"Julzi julzi muzad jál entacin"
"Jál... Muzadjí muzadjí ñuimaj 2022"
"Cozréuzi réuzi entacin ej tum'ay entacin je, cual"
"Cuoj yañ'an, setnc'uc'zi niviul' ribuaye muzad, cual corxec xil xil jenxad niviul' cuder"
"Cual ratspfer', niviul' cuder"


[https://youtube.com/A-qzVtbugOY]


Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je
(transcript here later)


For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters


Devil: "Ēēēēēi xen cual xaaad, syen jááál"
Shadow: "Cozcoi!"
Devil: "Xen sec-, sec-, secc'ua r'úiad āhsocxau xen āhinjí hez'i al'a tabetla col he"
Sonic: "Shadow"
[everyone talking]
Knuckles I think? (idk been a bit since I watched the bigger thing): "Hazen jál eý úu jutxux!"
Sonic: "Syen jál eý āhsocxeyad, cuoj cé! Āhxen xad, xen secc'ua, í seccutseují ez'e úuz'i"
Eggman: "Cuoj yañ'an, cozuc'zi cē jenhabai!"
Devil: "Ailají ailají āhcorcur etnen ez'e úuz'i ne āhāh, í hez'i ej syen Devil Bible xenuz, xen āhsecc'ua suílai xad cual cuder"
Shadow: "Cuoj huruóc hab', xen corb'ei corúhjí!"
Devil: "Ē, cozr'uz"
Shadow: "Setnayn he etnen réú eý"
Devil: "Adadadada cozcur'e, cur'e cur'e, syen De... xen sechabaux, xen xen sechabaux! Xen cozuc', secñéi secmuz jál eý ez'e lēl je āhaicojí je. Xen un'... usxaui xen', usxaui xen'! Cual? Corxaui xen'! Cozcuoj, úu ax hej, corsaumuax saumuax! Xen je un' jál secūts secmuz Hell, xen je un' jál secxíc' cudiu, Syen cualuóc! Xen cozc'ua il? Syen cualuóc jál eý! Syan señuóc ju-, jutxux! Aíñéz aícuj yan āhaíiux úu ax jutxux hé ne, "Ū cozuc'zi, secxeýanux, av cual xad xad muzad ebebebebebe""
Shadow: "A!"
Devil: "Secb'eiý āhsehcur cou, secb'eiý āhsehteu cou hez'i h-, hianla xemux, tumyan jutxux je! Cual cual! Corxec jál, xen xeciý jál, secýoc' ez'e xíc'jí cuayad ax, sochur, cuoj muzadúuóc!"
Knuckles?: "Cuoj yañ'an"
Everyone: "Āāā!"
Devil: "Cozñéz cuj!"
One of them out of character: "Xen xen xa..."
Devil: "Cozuc'zi, c'e secjí jál! C'e secjí jál xil jux eý āhsecxeý! Syen je āhun' jál xen'! Syen je āhcozen xen'! Soccual'en! Soccual'en! Un' jál xad aidi aidi!"
Sonic: "Cuoj yañ'an, r'uz locojí locojí hez'i jutxux"


Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?
[https://youtube.com/ps2ZkEIVsv0]


Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?
(transcript here later)




Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac
Secxauc' Knuckles the Echidna.
Nasen ñéil he āhiyxauc'iý ez'e derec.
Z'aixeý Eggman a Master Emerald.
Setnmuj al muzad musen derec he xenuz āhnasen ñéil he jál.
Seichianax a Master Emerald coz āhz'aiyaz Eggman.
Nayn ez'e derec ej āhcizc'ua. Nayn xuñrí xuñ'ui xaúx hel jutxux.
Euax co xad āhstenmiuji xil' Master Emerald nu.
āhsetnmiuji derec he xenuý.


Fortunately I live in this situation
[https://youtube.com/jN5APYRnD3k]


(transcript here later)


Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol
===Wallace and Gromit but awful===
C'ua Gromit āhñéi xil, c'ualjí suxad hez'i yaiem. Uc' xil eý ez'e uc'zi āl Wallace āhc'ua hez'i cudix āhtumjí xad. Xen ú Wallace miula. Hanūz xil eý t'auv r'uz āhuc' Gromit āhyaiadz'i ez'e suxad āhuc'zi xad xuc' niv ne hazen jál ej, xen xen úu hé. Riíau aí miuc lail Gromit. C'ez āyn yaiad col, nezi uc' hez'i jál úu.


What’s the right word lol
Gromit knew his time had come and he hoped to pass away peacefully. When he saw the look on Wallace's face he immediately knew something was wrong. Wallace had not taken his medication. Once he pulled out a hammer Gromit realized that his end would be painful and whoever stared at him with a cold expression was someone else, certainly not his buddy. Gromit whimpered and screamed until his last breath. Not only from the physical pain, but from seeing his friend like this.


====Eden====
===Ni̦xlo creation myth===
Secc'uaz usuílai uxoñíl
Aíum'iují muc'uj, aíúý a xec'en xañ', al'a eý āhxeciý dem. Muz xenuym'en xenuz āhhun' m'e en xen'e, iarje ta xi tsiyan tsiyan heit en je, āhhun' ñuimaj xeuiad; xil col ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan ñij. Hian íaíaí hez'i leydi ta miu āhhur'úz xenxad. Iymiūj nuxec' col' jenxad āhiyatx muc'uj-nan'il ej, muj ej. Úxjey muj il, í ujíxnuz. Xen coi umiūj. Uuc'iý 'Kꝛefrao, aí lax, ád jál c'ez hiandoc' yextxa. Añ'r'úz muj hex xenuz, 'Ƕakꜥité, añ'cuzax yua xec'en uez je, āhñ'ihjí dem náliz āhhaxaij je. C'ez miuji are cuder jál mum'uj je, iyn'ic he, aicoi jí ā ā, āhsyen, jonskyo, a dem muj, jer'u il' ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, āhyextxa miūj jál yua. An'yan' 'Kꝛefrao, an'íaú muzr'u yaiem xev'en je. Añ'il ñomaren, í añ'búrumiý urue āhñ'ihcaru ñ'ihxíc'. Harāz r'úu 1578 nu a dem mil xen'e, tabl'a jutxux āhaji.


ig it never worked
The world was barren, consumed by a violent ocean, when magick was given. It fell from the void above us, 3 billion years behind us, in the form of a boulder; a piece of the endless body of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan. As it neared the water, it split and journeyed to 3 points. Its bodies grew, replacing the water to make the tectonic plates, and the land. Although the land brought life, it posed a threat. It did not stop growing. The 'Kꝛefrao, the wolves, saw this, and decided to intervene. They came from their realm, 'Ƕakꜥité, and carried the seeds into the new oceans, utilising the inherent magick to join them. They then placed many peoples onto these lands, our ancestors, and trained a select few, we the jonskyo, to use the land's magick, the streams of the blood of ꝗamuƛaqix́íaꞓan, to prevent growth of these seeds. The 'Kꝛefrao then ruled over us, guiding us down a path of peace, and protection. Although their teachings live, they were overthrown, by a criminal they had tried to punish. He, the leader of 1578, introduced us to uninhibited magick, and all the harm that followed.


====Fyorr====
===Naw Awng's Poem===
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne
Cuoj hian joti uas eý
Xen cozjí xad
Socuc' jál jál
Āhcozauzr'ují āhcozc'ua


No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.
Úumiūj il hian jál xen'
Úueylac ne
Í xil xil xenuz
Uc' uziñuz


Āhun' je ih xil eý
Āiyxeciý cual cual
C'ez ucuj hian cual
Tum'ay jál jux


Uc' uc' xeyad láx ez'e ujey txad ád txijór'se ez'e suílax Earth eý āl āl ez'e ehc'ad-carúz je, miu í miu uxenūr Southern Democrat
Cuoj hian joti
Lácus lácus
Uc' uñéi huriad hej
Jaj cozneji


Transporting meat was supposed to help you build the evolutionary history on Earth just before the midterms, even factoring in Southern Democrats
Uc' cuzjí
Uc' etn'jí
Secc'ua
Xen cozxeý cozūts cuder'


Cuoj ez' jux āhhabauxjí il
C'en secxauc xen'
Í
Uc' āhñéi tumyan jál eý


Secc'ua ují jál āhseceylac xad eý xil eý
Pfi ih miur' cozc'uaz il
Āhcozjotijí
Cuxenūr hian nivíl
Āhūts xeu cual


I think that happens where I'm at rn
Āhun' tum'ay niv jál eý je
Ehc'ad xen' eý
Jál ne āheylac
Umiūj jál eý hian


====Kevin====
Ji xen jotijí
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan
Eu n'
Ñéiej aicojí
Xeý lai cuder xil


There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party’s candidate
Cuoj hian joti
Secaicojí aicojí
Ji uc' ñéz āhun' je
Xen āhseceý secsam'jí


Loner tree in the woods
What are you doing
All I see is you
Tilting and brooding


Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý
Not a single tree has sprouted
Next to you
But with a little time
They will come through


it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel
For if the time
Is given just right
A good tree will pop up
Any given night


Oh Loner tree
Don't you worry
Your love will come
Don't you hurry


Xen cozhúyi suiux nej xenuz cuoj Oddn. Nuc' seccaru
She will be tall
And she will be strong
I'm sure
You don't need to wait too long


Do not cringe at your behavior Oddn. I’m not gonna test it out
Anyone who is ever worried
There's nothing I can say
But other than that
They will come some day


So if you ever start thinking
You'll be alone
Remember the old tree
Who waited like a stone


Í coyan cuzil cuzil, pfi xen secc'ua cuder' āhcují c'uatxañ' teñtañ' āhucudjí cual ez'e jál āhnaíz'i ne í ih uxeýiý xeýiý
For on one cold night
In the middle of nowhere
Next to him
A tree grew there


luckily it's all pretty light though so i don't know enough to have bell schedules as bad as the same degree as those are also garbage unless absolutely necessary
Now he's no longer alone
He's found his partner
His joy came back
He wants to live a little longer


====Mish====
Oh loner tree
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua
I'm so happy
I'll go now because
I don't wanna get sappy


what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey
===Song translations===
====Jolene but cursed====
Xemjí el' hé, tabdi uc'lal,
Yan' ez'e lád ýemux teual
R'ez bacuj eylac' habyan curil ne.
Xen ýociý riuax céux suiux,
Harú coi ú xemul' jutxux,
Laz laz sehuei ez'e xauc', Jolene


Her skin is pale, her eyes are red
Her leaden voice commands the dead
To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen
No mortal power escapes her thrall
Her hunger will consume us all
And even now I hear her call: Jolene


Ih secc'ua c'uayaneiñ ā ne í uc'ax uc'ax mishnet āhun' je āhsecayája
====Amhrán na hEascainne====
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj cox he?
Xen eý cozen julzidum xenuz, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Setnutx jen xaúx. Corláx úara syen je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


if i think with some experience but mishnet specifically presented a lot because i’m quirky
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj cox he?
 
Xen uú bīn hej eý, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
====Saint====
Yeriá ez'e yan' jál eý, c'et āhxec'en āhmojom jál je.
Xen video en í láxiý ýemdit'ix ruhu xenuz
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


not my video but it's made with chicken noises
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý céux, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Cüa 5000, tseduad, ai.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cén'ál, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Nivlaux xeuád nivíl, hánux pfán je.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


Uc' sehxemaxañ' av sehjuxjí sehhianax ez' jál āhjíxnuzax cunem'enax
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý cóc, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Jana neiad he je, jál nei he ne.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


We'll beat or breed the resistant ones into pieces and wash it away
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý hab, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Ih ziñui hez'i ñij il āhsehioñuiý ehc' cur.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


=Original texts=
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj cox he?
==Single sentences==
Xen xad cohioñuiý cō, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Miu añ'mauji maumau ax miu
Al'a āhxeyzi nivzi eý, ñe ej tum'ay jux eý.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý c'ez secxeý secsuíz.


A cat is stalking the plant
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj cox he?
Xen xad cohioñuiý n'eú n'eújí, cuoj n'ehx cé cē?
Meicéú Aian, coiax Ñēyan.
Sechiñjí ehc' eý uc' āhsyen hez'i ñij ñij.


====Always Look on the Bright Side of Life====
Ucudz'i xad ā il nid'
C'en úulocojíax locojíax
Úuepmiax úuaicoax xad ej
Miu coxjul úil il nid'
Xen cozriíau, cozxaútx
Uc' ucuxax ez'e jál xad
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tumad hed' il nid'
Ih uc' iyc'uc'zi hez'i zi zi il
Āhun' āhcuur
Un' ez'e lēl aicoz'i āl ñ'alai sutx
Miu coxréuai yaijar cual
Xen āhcuūsiux cisiad'
Cozcoiax ūñō cozxaútx, un' un'
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
(Cuoj ne)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Āhiylocojí locojí il
Āhucoi ez'e xauc lád eý
Xen coi cuuc'zi uatsíad ez'e mur'éu en
Cozýeu cudiiad
Corxec cou āl aico hé
Cuaicojí, āhúen ej jutxux eý vauc'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé lád nid'
R'ez hez'i xil c'ez cozlail ez'e suxad ne
Nayn il xil muzad hed'
Miu āhucuc'zi
Nun' il ez'e lēl āhnun' lád ez'e lēlax, ucual
Uc' cozuc' āhun' jutxux entacin
Miu cohlēlax lēlax c'ez cozr'u
Cozxenūr āhcozlēl ej jutxux eý
Āh
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
(Cuoj Brian, r'uz cozaicojí)
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Cual'en cual'en xec'en eý, cuoj
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a tum hé il nid'
Āh, nez cozýoc'?
Cuoj, cozr'uz xen' xenuz
Āhcozcoi xen' je
Cozýoc' xen xad? Xen'
Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid'
Ur'uz xen' xen' xenuz, cozc'uai āhxauc
R'uz cozaicojí cuoj cuc' āhcorxec āl aico hé (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozen jál, cozuc'
Coi ji un' entacin
Xecix hez'i c'ual aiauñ' jál ñéil eý (Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozxeý cozil ā, āh
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Cozc'ua āhcucoxiatxer xen jál muzad jál jutxux
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')
Xen m'éi cüa nu, cuoj
Sehxauc, sehxauc, cuoj Bernie, secxauc āhm'éi cüa nu xil jux xen' eý
(Xen coi cozuc'zi al'a cual hed' il nid')


R'uz secjen'ax miumiu, ji socjon'ax miumiu.
====Another Brick in the Wall====
 
Cuj tata xec'en ne
I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.
Āhziñui ez'e xenūr jál jál
 
Itn'jamu xaucñ'a hey eý
 
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej?
R'uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu
Cuoj tata, xen cozziñui en xad ej hez'i heit?!?
 
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.
Hez'i jutxux, un' pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
 
 
Miu añ'miu miumiu hel miu
 
The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity
 
 
Hanpfeú có xaúx
 
The child interrupted the bird's call
 
 
C'en il setnteu habail'
 
I've never been able to stab children
 
 
Íūzi a R'úýen toc.
 
R'úýen' vomited up a knife.


"Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen! Cozcuxad cuoj tata!"


Nuc' lai cun' cucual'en cuatx xen ýemditx ýem'ux hex?
Xil eý āhsecmiu secñóc'
Hazen c'uaiaxuóc ā āh-
Tabl'áx cō hez'i r'úiad jux āhc'e


You really hate glottalization don't you?
Āhjeiñax ez'e cual'en hé
Ez'e jux eý āhsecjí
Uāz cud jutxux
Hez'i āhmayaiý habaux cō hez'i r'úiad jux


Í mim'uj he xen' eý hez'i xen'e
Xil eý āhñéi hez'i tum'ay, xañ' xañ'
N'eú hé juatn loco
Lád ne ne


Cozñéi, soccual socxauc.
Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō


Come inside, I like talking with you.
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Cozziñui jál cō!


Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


, xen cuuc' il xad?
Xen secxeý ez'e c'uai xen'
Xen secxeý ez'e réuaz c'ua
Xen ert'erár' cur ñe ñóc' eý
Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc cozziñui jál cō
Ei! Cuoj c'uaiaxuóc! Corziñui jál cē!
Hez'i jutxux, un' ez'e pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen pfuyem ej jál jál réuia eý.


Hey, where have you been?
"Xen! Cozjí ej!"
"Ih xen cozú txad, c'en āhcoriyn hej jerine jux.
Xen r'úiad xad ne c'e
coriyn hej jerine jux ih āhcozú txad?"
Cuoj cozen! Cual, cuoj cozen heit (bike)-neiad eý, cozsuxad cuoj có!"


"Un' heit eý āhñéz jál eý The Bulls"
"Āāā!"
"C'ua jál hán'ñe Roman Meal uc' āhcozcual cozc'ua."


Xen coxmuj xacur eý.
Xen secxeý réu xen' āhsyen ne
Xen āhsecxeý eiba xen' āhincualax.
Secuc' ez'e xañ' réuia eý.
Xen secc'ua āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Xen! Xen secc'ua uc' āhsecxeý ez'e jux jux.
Hez'i jutxux, un' jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.
Hez'i jutxux, cozen jutxux pfuyem jál jál réuia eý.


Don't piss on terrorbirds.
Cualuño, cuoj muc'uj yaiad
Socñéz hez'i tumyan
Cualuño, cualuño, cualuño


Cualuño, cuoj cozen co jutxux
Un' xen' c'e āhxauc
Āhcorjíax corc'ua ej
Cualuño


Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu
====Jargalant Altai====
Miu lazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes
Miu ulazyi hez'i yailáts cé
Jeñmuxei éād' aico en,
Miu habaux hez'i huriad hab
Cuj tumyan xem en.
Cozmuz muj il' je,
Cozxec'n'i cuj xem ne.


Miu uéájí hez'i tnírux cé
Xec'ad āhcuj hez'i riyxiyan,
Miu uyíliunjí hez'i ez'e coxiatxer cual
Éād āhúxsauc réu.
Hazen hé c'an'eiuóc riýan a l'aúj,
Āhhun' hé xeu xen' āhjera je.


Numa numa iei
====Ey, Ukhnem====
 
Ī, r'úhjí!
He escaped by running like hell
Ī, r'úhjí!
 
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
 
Ī, r'úhjí!
Corúuz'i xec
Ī, r'úhjí!
 
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
You and I are friends
Setnyan'ux cñá,
 
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Setnyan'ux ez'e yan'jí!
Secr'úz meven ne,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Cozr'úz, cual cozr'úz,
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, ī, cur'úh r'úh yan'ad!
Secsutx aian tumyan je.
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Āhcuoj Ainyan', jenyan' hab,
Nivla, xemen',
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Cuder jál, latx latx jál!
Ī, r'úhjí!
Ī, r'úhjí!


Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx.
====Smells Like Teen Spirit chorus====
Tumad xen'e, cisíl muzux
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Secc'uaiadjí āhsechidxec
Syen jál xil eý, coraicoax
Hazen ez' iy, hazen nivue
Āhñ'in' mayaux, āhsyen hurey


I love how you sing.
====Soldier, Poet, King====
Uc' āhr'úz ez' tabde
Āhhancuzax cual r'eman
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur haumun'm'i xare
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Uc' āhr'úz aiauñ'uóc
Āhxañ' z'aijí teuan
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Uc' haucur jul' hé xenuz
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


Setnjen' xem'en
Uc' āhr'úz ez' yañ'ou
Āhiytociý c'ehts van
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an
Upfánz'iý cual cē David
Cuoj yan yañ'an eý riýañ'an


I swam in the deep water
====Pumped Up Kicks====
Iyr'úljí réu Cualdum
Uc' huuc'zi ñéd' ne, í xen hauxauc ez'e lec
Harin' hé miula n'itxem
Āhiyuc'ziax úh hé, hazen uasaduóc
Hueu tseduad c'eual āhjí je
Xeiuño cé hé eý, xeybin' xad ieai ne
Xen xad xen āhsecc'ua
Í ji haur'úz je r'úz, cual, ji haur'úz je r'úz


Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en


Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?
Suílai r'ūjjí mama
Miu ñéiej heit eý ñe, miu ñéiej heit eý ñe
Āhhujey en ez'e t'ijaij
Un' bīn háñe eý je, iyxañ'iljí niv ne
Secley il hez'i al'a
Cual, un' hepmad réu he ats āhtsireu hez'i r'úl
Setnxauc setnc'ua n'itxem he ne
Āhxauc, "Ji cozxem cohts, uc' cozcuryanjí il, cual"


Why are you so short?
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
 
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
 
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
 
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
There's a snake in the grass, watch out!
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, xeý ñéz harnejilai
Cō ej jutxux r'ubian n'eád nu ne
Uc' neji ñéz, neji ñéz hez'i r'úyan beu en




Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?
Cualdum's hand is quick
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you the plan
He has a tobacco leaf
Sticking out of his mouth, he's a wildman
He found a pretty bow to use
In his dad's storage area, with a basket of fun things
What it is I don't know
But he's coming right to you, yeah, he's coming right to you


I'm good but could be better, you?
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


Daddy's working long
He's coming home late, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
The meal's in the kitchen, it's packed in ice
I've been waiting for a long time
Yeah, my hand's trick is a bowstring pulled quick
I contemplate with my tobacco
And say, "Your hair's burning, maybe you went insane, yeah"


Ucoi cuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
 
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave outrunning me
All the other kids with their fancy sandals
Should run away, must leave much faster than my arrows


====Í Tokuni====
Miu secr'u cum'ay eý
Xen' ne ez'e cur'e xem'en
C'en cüuc' mum'ay xeú jux
Uñéz ñe jutxux
Secxauc' í noc'uj xen'


'cudixz'i maumau.
Ez'e ixcu Ixcu eý
Tum'ay eý āhuats cur
Secuc' a uain'se
Secréuai uc' r'u xad xad eý
Secxauc' í ji noc'uj xen'


Cats are evil.
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen coruc'?
Secr'u cum'ay jál eý
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Ez'e cur'e xem'en lád?


Xen cüuc' ez'e r'ud'tumad
Āhtum huiu eý?
Xen cüuc' jí jál eý?
Xen secxenūr ñuimaj?
Xen haruc'zi uc'zi je jux?


Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.
Xen cozjí il hez'i
Secr'u il tum'ay eý,
Xen ñéz muzr'u xenuz
éād mil ne?
Xen cuc'ua ez'e ā?


The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.
Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Cozc'ua muzr'u coíad jux?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay ez'e xen c'uaxjí eý?


Cuoj úu, cuoj úu xen corréu?
Cozc'ua xen muzr'u coíad?
Xen cozxeyzi il hez'i syen cual
Tum'ay eý āhxen mil ne?


Ji humuz cé xeu.
====One Punch Man opening theme====
ONE PUNCH!


The man is sitting on a rock.
Three! Two! One! Kill shot!


Uc' hé! Baré! Āhsyen cé cé!!
"It might be me! Victory! I'm the strongest!!"


Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?
Xen cozxauc xad? FRUSTRATION! C'e haryextxa co jux xen'
"What did you say? FRUSTRATION! No person can stop me"


How much for the parrot in the window?
One Punch! Coi reit! Baré āl heit!
"One Punch! It stopped abruptly! Victories everywhere!"


Secaí xauc' je!! Jux secieite!! Baré!!
"I yell and call out!! I win anything!! Victory!!"


Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe
Power! Get the power! Xil xil eý coi āhsecr'u jál mil je
"Power! Get the power! I go right then to the limit"


My favorite month is Am'ciaxe
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


En secuc' jál jutxux jíý hed' c'ez secuc' tsax hiauñ'l'a eý
(Nobody knows who he is.)


I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones
Ji r'úz cudziú āhz'aiuats cuj, nuc' secýemax xoñíl xoñíl heit hazen āl' xen'uz
"Foes are approaching and covering the sky, I'll never ever turn my back from their faces"


HERO ih uc' syen, āhsecxac'adjí āhsectoñxi toñxi
"If I'm a HERO, I'm ready and have strong resolve"


Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.
Āhsecats ñéz xañ'il
"Whipping out my fist"


Cēūshé was here.
(Three! Two! One! Fight back!)


Xac'on! Go on! Cozieite ñ'on'!!
Guide! Go on! Win fairly!!


Humiuji yanxad' uez hed' iupf r'ūj eý
Jin āhun' xad? C'e curéuaz xen', harcur cudziu jutxux!
"What's happening? I can’t feel anything, all the opponents are dead!"


He put new bowls on the long mat
JUSTICE! Ez' yan'! C'en cozxahian!
"JUSTICE! Command! You can't argue!"


Uc' seccur cur!! Cudix setncur!! Miuei!!
"I'll eraticate!! Evil I'll kill!! Pray!!


C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi
Power! Get the power! Jen ADRENALIN hez'i cun'm'i cun'm'i m'e!
"Power! Get the power! The ADRENALINE's flowing way over the top!"


That dumbass thinks I won't notice
Power! Get the power! Secxañ' hez'i céux xauil aicoi cual nil ne!
"Power! Get the power! I strike with the power of a well-trained style!"


HERO, Ji hazen céce céux céux en hazen ziñué cē cē jál heit eý
"HERO, the strongest men were tiny brats before"


Xen jíý xad?
HERO, secxōñi cisied' en r'uz āhsecmiūj seccéuxjí céuxjí
"HERO, I defeat my weakness and start to become stronger"


What happened?
(Nobody knows who he is.)


Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


Cozr'u āhaíil ýañ'an, cuoj uhai
HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Go where the ýans live, lizard
HERO, xen setnxeý ýemux āhinxeíux av suatxaxiý entacin a taitu he
"HERO, I don't want voices praising me or for a performance to be made of my name"


HERO, c'ez āhsehxec ez'e xañ' hez'i coíad cut'ix je
"HERO, so I give evils a beating in secret"


Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'.
(Nobody knows who he is.)


If you do, I will not see.
Seccuzax jál jál xañ'il', āhaíil ñéijí eý yañ'an, āhseccur'úi réúia jutxux en
"I just raise my fists, with the gods dwelling in them, and break through all of my barriers"


HERO, coi eý cuú cual cual muj ez'e xōñiý tumyan ā eý, jiñ'al jiñ'al HERO
"HERO, until I really eat the dirt of defeat some day, a very warlike HERO"


Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian
Coil jál jál cuoj HERO
"A HERO alone"


When the R'úvñ'ian is sus
I wanna be a saikyou HERO!


====Somewhere Over the Rainbow (incomplete)====
Xad ne m'e yan'um'ur eý / Niviýan / Un' jer' āhsecuexec il / hez'i c'uayan jará


Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"
Somewhere on top of the rainbow / The highest / Is a land that I've heard of / As a legend from a lullaby


I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"
====Way Down We Go (incomplete)====
R'uz secmuz xen'e
Secmuz xen'e
C'ez secmuz xen'e
Ū un' je āhhautapm'ux, c'ez āhcozmuz
Secmuz xenuz


And way down we go
Way down we go
Say way down we go
Oh, 'cause they will run you down, down 'til you fall
Way down we go


Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah
====Bekhauf (Soc'ul', Kilīmos-sāîl, Knrawi)====
Cucuruxjí xen'
Secxec'adjí secuc'ziax āl lád
Uc' cucod'i ez'e cuápfoc', xepmane
C'en haryextxa ab'ei xen'
Umiuji uuc'utxux ez'e riy jux
Uc' sehseñ jiñ'al jutxux, xepmane


I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon
Kēzot'rēvze jāboša sivass'a
Kēzot'rēvze sošk'na ī-fenkêla ī-fenosk'ša
Sotebāve aspessîlta sēxev
Soavēze semozādea kositsu
Sikkiǧēzila sezī neš lād'a
S'amj' atrōskil' īo kēn'pajfōle
Jāboš en ab'nād'a
Pa ab'nāde kīn et sēxev


Wuicjaáa
Tai sefmána
Jiit aiauîm
Ycjni yu sefmána


C'er' cohuc' xec' xenuz xem'uj
Secréuaý secíaïc xemux (Iyqḿ hu nĝ imqa)
Cucuruxjí yaiad váv cur'bet xen'
Xen úxmur'eu jál íex xemux (Iyqḿ hu nĝ imqa vuai)
Uxepmane ez'e riy jux āhcují


You'll be able to see the smoke from afar
Sg gucjíg yisj saqasaqà hu
Tjesḿ sg rn̂ jgrǵ iḿaiq
Ycjni zja yu sefmána
Wai tjesḿ sg mitijgŕg tha hu
Ycjni zja yu sefmána


Jāboš rēvz' olāv'š oslīamîla sēvev
Kēzokisje nes kivassa
Ītsankĭoss' kospīx'vra rēvzaa n's keššād'vra
Īe ītsankiadĭāve amjošēbošvor' oskitsu sēvev
Ītsolāve šenōnêla, jāboš káozē silāmoš
Satsozîr oslīankêla, ītsankĭās' nem nēja kors'a
Cucuruxjí xen'
Secxec'adjí secuc'ziax āl lád
Uc' cucod'i ez'e cuápfoc'
Sehseñ jiñ'al jutxux
Secxem secíaïc c'ua
C'en haryextxa ab'ei xen'
Jāboš en ab'nād'a
Pa ab'nāde kīn et sēxev


Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.
Wuicjaáa
Tai sefmána
Jiit aiauîm
Ycjni yu sefmána


Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.
Secréuaý secíaïc xemux (Iyqḿ hu nĝ imqa)
Cucuruxjí yaiad váv cur'bet xen'
Xen úxmur'eu jál íex xemux (Iyqḿ hu nĝ imqa vuai)
Uxepmane ez'e riy jux āhcují


Íún' c'ua he ratex āhsetnyanux curux xíc' xen'e, xaine xen'e
Cunoc'uj ez'e xañ' jutxux xen sect'óñ'íte
Cuíneax jál tumyan eý íuxtein jutxux
Seccuj cual xaúx xepmane


Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.
Ìzi quv
Sin ququvushií
Jiit aiauîm
Ququvushií yaiat wau qùvpet sǹ


I love this little gremlin's bonkers.
Cucuruxjí xen'
Secxec'adjí secuc'ziax āl lád
Uc' cucod'i ez'e cuápfoc', xepmane
C'en haryextxa ab'ei xen'
Umiuji uuc'utxux ez'e riy jux
Uc' sehseñ jiñ'al jutxux, xepmane


Kēzot'rēvze jāboša sivass'a
Kēzot'rēvze sošk'na ī-fenkêla ī-fenosk'ša
Sotebāve n's aspessîla sēxev
Soavēze semozādea kositsu
Sikkiǧēzila sezī neš lād'a
S'amj' atrōskil' īo kēn'pajfōle
Jāboš en ab'nād'a
Pa ab'nāde kīn et sēxev


Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.
Ququvushií yaiat wau qùvpet sǹ (Xepmane)
Ququvushií yaiat wau qùvpet sǹ (Xepmane)
Ququvushií yaiat wau qùvpet sǹ (Xepmane)


Weeds will fill your grave.
I fear nothing
I'm ready to confront my death
I'll put doubts to rest, fearlessly
No army can stop me
Each step is stable and sure
I'll win every battle, fearlessly


I take in all the fear,
I take in the blood, sweat and tear,
I grind it in my mind
I find another level
I burst through the line
I give a sign that says
Fear is a choice
But the choice is mine


C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.
Farewell
Fearless warrior
I dedicate myself
Stand up fearlessly


Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.
I stoke my fire with passion (Give it your all)
I fear no severe pain or scars
This iron won't bend to the flames (Give it your all now)
Each step I take is fearless


Cut through the darkness
With the light in my heart
Stand strong fearlessly
Shine light on a weak heart
Stand strong fearlessly


Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.
This fear will never defeat us
I kill it with the protector
We attack these bastards with spirits
And we reap our clear rewards
We do not flee, fear turns into fuel
We fight, we use it like the dark knight
I fear nothing
I'm ready to confront my death
I'll put doubts to rest
And win every battle
With my mind burning in passion
No army can stop me
Fear is a choice
But the choice is mine


We suffer more imagining than really being.
Farewell
Fearless warrior
I dedicate myself
Stand up fearlessly


I stoke my fire with passion (Give it your all)
I fear no severe pain or scars
This iron won't bend to the flames (Give it your all now)
Each step I take is fearless


Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare.
My mind is a fortress free from fear of punishment, from pride
I respond relentlessly to every blow
Today I shatter all chains
I'm flying as a fearless bird


The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities.
The darkness
I no longer fear it
I dedicate myself
I fear no severe pain or scars


I fear nothing
I'm ready to confront my death
I'll put doubts to rest, fearlessly
No army can stop me
Each step is stable and sure
I'll win every battle, fearlessly


Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux
I take in all the fear,
I take in the blood, sweat and tear,
I grind it with my mind
I find another level
I burst through the line
I give a sign that says
Fear is a choice
But the choice is mine


They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'
I fear no severe pain or scars (Fearless)
I fear no severe pain or scars (Fearless)
I fear no severe pain or scars (Fearless)


====Black Thunder ft Serj Tankian & DL (Soc'ul', Hazulacanol)====
Ū jiñ'al, coiad je
Ez'e cur ixcu je ez' xepmane nu
Ez' jál nu āheylac' muz
Sehan' tabed'
Cé nu, ez' il je
Ez'e tén' nid' ñē uez
Ez' jál nu āhharsutx aian
Sehan' tabed'


Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je
Ū
Xíyux cur Ñēyan eý
Ū
Xíyux cur Ñēyan eý


My kid's a clutz
Cozeu huiu ej, cozhabaux xec
Cozuei xic' xíc, ū, xíyux cur
Eylac' aian
Xañ'ad ne āhuxañ'iý xíyux cur
Xíyux cur, xíyux cur
Un' jál a ýemdix xíyux cur
Xíyux cur, xíyux cur
Un' jál a ýemdix xíyux cur


mˤozaːt ɮu ɬumeːz aʃ anhiɰoʃ turoːɬ
oːɬoʃ mˤoːzut ɮu ɮeːz aʃ wˤozekan
wˤozaːt henaːtoʃ ɮu wˤoːz
bagorsoʃ uːh bagakemoʃ ɬaːzuw, ankorsoʃ ʃiːkoɬ, ankorsoʃ ʃiːkoɬ


Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i
Colpmux xenuz, tumad tumyan je
Tnet' cur xenuz, cuzyan nivíl
Jenyan' Ñēzan ne
Uc' seclai ñij
Coiad tacñ'o en ne
Hab are en ne
Āhsetnr'u setnraháuý xemux ñij ixcu je
Secxem ñij


It is who made me remake it figurative.
Ū
Xíyux cur Ñēyan eý
Ū
Xíyux cur Ñēyan eý


Cozeu huiu ej, cozhabaux xec
Cozuei xic' xíc, ū, xíyux cur
Eylac' aian
Xañ'ad ne āhuxañ'iý xíyux cur
Xíyux cur, xíyux cur
Un' jál a ýemdix xíyux cur
Xíyux cur, xíyux cur
Un' jál a ýemdix xíyux cur


Xen cozeu il miu āhañ'sas sas tin'ūx c'ez āhxemuxjí xemuxjí?
Aíyan' cayman muc'uj
Úihian' uj xer cuzyan
Aíxañ' cayman a Ñēyan
Ū, xíyux cur Ñēyan eý


Ever noticed that crickets chirp more when it's hotter out?
ankorsoʃ ʃiːkoɬ, ankorsoʃ ʃiːkoɬ
ankorsoʃ ʃiːkoɬ, ankorsoʃ ʃiːkoɬ
Xíyux cur, xíyux cur
Un' jál a ýemdix xíyux cur (ankorsoʃ ʃiːkoɬ, ankorsoʃ
ʃiːkoɬ)
Xíyux cur, xíyux cur
Un' jál a ýemdix xíyux cur (ankorsoʃ ʃiːkoɬ, ankorsoʃ
ʃiːkoɬ)
Xíyux cur, xíyux cur (huː, huː, huː, huː)
Un' jál a ýemdix xíyux cur (huː, huː, huː, huː)
Xíyux cur, xíyux cur (huː, huː, huː, huː)
Un' jál a ýemdix xíyux cur (huː, huː, huː, huː)


Oh the battle, to the spirit
Through the darkness for the fearless one(s)
To those who stand up and fall
We are warriors
For the father, to the living one(s)
For the prayer of a new home
To the ones who sing our hymn
We are warriors


Cumuzm'e neiad ajul eý.
Oh
In the black thunder of heaven
Oh
In the black thunder of heaven


I own a shack on the peninsula.
Surrender, beware yourself
Hear the lightning crash, oh, black thunder
Rise to the hymn
And the large drum beaten by black thunder
Black thunder, black thunder
This is the sound of black thunder
Black thunder, black thunder
This is the sound of black thunder


Earth was destroyed by howl-y wind
Hunt-y territory was welded to the sky
Rain of water poured
Black and angry soul, black thunder, black thunder


Aíyan'iý aíuc'zi uc'zi cuc'o.
From the shadows to the daylight
From the dark cloud, to the white sky
Via the river to heaven
We‘ll live forever
With the spirit of our hero(es)
With the mother of our people
Forced to go through eternal fire
We burn forever


The subordinate was ordered to keep watch.
Oh
In the black thunder of heaven
Oh
In the black thunder of heaven


Surrender, beware yourself
Hear the lightning crash, oh, black thunder
Rise to the hymn
And the large drum beaten by black thunder
Black thunder, black thunder
This is the sound of black thunder
Back thunder, black thunder
This is the sound of black thunder


Xen cumeýu arm'uze cuc'o.
The harsh storm swirls the world
Dry land reaches up to the sky
The harsh storm strikes heaven
Oh, in the black thunder of heaven


Don't buy the cheaper pillow.
Black thunder, black thunder
Black thunder, black thunder
Black thunder, black thunder
This is the sound of black thunder (Black thunder, black thunder)
Black thunder, black thunder
This is the sound of black thunder (Black thunder, black thunder)
Black thunder, black thunder (Hu, hu, hu, hu)
This is the sound of black thunder (Hu, hu, hu, hu)
Black thunder, black thunder (Hu, hu, hu, hu)
This is the sound of black thunder (Hu, hu, hu, hu)


====O Oceano De Solaris (Soc'ul', Hazulacanol)====
henaːtoʃ wˤezkuːt
sewezkuːz soːʃ
sek ɬeːn bihanoʃ bihanoʃ soguːʃ oːh sek soɮaːk
turzusoʃ ik soʃoɬ
kuːrz mˤozaːt oːh sek soeːɰ
ek oːh seonheːaːt ɮu turoːz?


Xeý dar'u cé cuice.
ɮaːk ɬeːn o ɬeːnhoz oːh aɬ serˤeːɰaiːɮ eɬ nˤoreːɰaːz
sek sekahjoːwaːn eɬ sekahjoːrˤeːɰai wˤozekan oːh sek ɬeːn seguːʃuz eɬ sebihaːnz
uːh sek senˤeːjz domaːt oːh suweːz em sewosaːt
turzusoʃ ez gaːnt oːh ɮu ɮaːk nˤenekaːt


The man needed to adjust his loincloth.
huːh je suɰuoɬ ɬej ɬeːn hazuɮaːnz em wˤozekan,
henaːt henaːt ɬej seɬuːm
nˤesek eɬ o ɬej ozkuːz oːh ɮu ɮaːk turzusoʃ nˤenekaːt,
aíñéz xad je c'ua he?


Í c'en c'en secxenūr ez' syen iarje xenuz
Sectabl'a tabl'a txil'? C'en secñéz
Sun' he xad āhuýeuý, xad en āhcun' āhāh
Unauc'iý jer'u eý ez'e xenūr t'uit'ui hianax
xec'en tumyan, ñe he, aítiatsiý c'ual


Cozen āl āhcorcur.
Secxeý seceu coil, socxeý socñéz
Í xen r'úiad āhcuur xad āhuýeuý ñél hej
Xec'en ñij, ez'e laúz hianax
Secxeý seceu coil, socxeý socñéz
Í xen r'úiad āhcuur xad āhuýeuý ñél hej eý
Xec'en ñij, ez'e xenūr hianax
Xil eý āhaicojí co, huey hez'i ā uc'la
Xad āhañ'xaui xuiux, ej ej sutxiuxeiñ ñij
Jál āhueuaxiý, uc' ueuaxiý mil
Suiux co ne í xen setnc'uai xil coi āhsecil
Un' xeu ji āhsecūtsaúxjí
Un' ñij ez'e euax ez'e xeý āhc'uai
Í ujiyan' ez'e cual co c'ez āhuxeý muive
Ez'e aico, lád, huriad, ez'e ñij


You nearly killed me.
Aíñéz xad je c'ua he?
Í c'en c'en secxenūr ez' syen iarje xenuz
Sectabl'a tabl'a txil'? C'en secñéz
Sun' he xad āhuýeuý, xad en āhcun' āhāh
Unauc'iý jer'u eý ez'e xenūr t'uit'ui hianax
xec'en tumyan, ñe he, aítiatsiý c'ual


Secxeý seceu coil, socxeý socñéz
Í xen r'úiad āhcuur xad āhuýeuý ñél hej eý
Xec'en ñij, ez'e xenūr hianax


C'e uc' tartxe cur cur .
Miu jen jer'u ez'e uiñ'u diý


He can see in the darkest of caves.
bihaːn bihaːn henaːt
wˤozaːt bihaːn, huːh ɬeːn o soːʃ
seɮuaːt ɰinaɬhenaːz aɬ bunaːɮoɬ ɬumatioʃ aɬ mˤaɰiːɮ
sek ɮuɮaːk nˤekaːt gojiːɮ, nˤekaːt henaːt henaːt
uːh eʃ o, sek sowoːz semohanaːt eɬ sek tuʃoːl
eʃ akhaːt zeːoʃ haoʃ tumsoʃ aɬ onaɬoʃ
papapsoʃ aʃ ouhkaːt
aʃ okuhuzaːn
wˤersoːʃ wˤersoːʃ ek wˤeweːɮ


Watery mirror(s)
My reflection changes
I no longer know who I am
Lost lives
Pave the ground that I lack
Where did my home go?


Setnjíý jál cur'bet c'ez jiñ'al.
There is nothing anymore that my hands can hold
I want to touch the sky that I cannot reach
And I chase the light that fades away from my innocence
Lost alongside the faith that wasn't there


I got this scar in the war.
But if the smoke doesn't clear from the sky,
the ocean will burn me
Only so that it will see again what was lost there,
where did my mind leave to?


But I can't even remember who I was a year ago
Is my brain so damaged? I can't leave
What is lost is mine, who you were and so on
Scattered fragments of memory are blurred in a stream
The sea of the sun, my home, it is bound to the dream


Syen Tauxa, āhharyen cēj.
I need to find myself, I need to leave you
But how can you forget what is lost inside of you
Endless sea, fragmented consciousness
I need to find myself, I need to leave you
But how can you forget what is lost inside of you
Endless sea, fragmented memory
When one is happy, they are rarely interested
In the meaning of life and other eternal themes
This that's asked, it should be asked at the end
Of one's life but we don't know when life will end
It's why we're in such a hurry
Asking is always desiring to know
But to preserve human truth it needs mystery
Of happiness, death, love, and eternity


I'm Tauxa, and this is my sister.
Where did my mind leave to?
I can't even remember who I was a year ago
Is my brain so damaged? I can't leave
What is lost is mine, who you were and so on
Scattered fragments of memory are blurred in a stream
The sea of the sun, my home is bound to the dream


I need to find myself, I need to leave you
But how can you forget what is lost inside of you
Endless sea, fragmented memory


Uc' nal'icñirsi jál xacóil ñeuóc cēj jutxux.
Flowing in a stream of gathered unconsciousness


That swagger will catch the attention of all the different-gender locals.
Rise, water
Rain rises, but nothing changes
My past didn't wash away the wounds of ashen claws
I lean on this shoulder, this ocean
And into it, I pour my thirst o dissolve myself
In the middle of its all other enchanted beings
Spellbound by its vastness
By its chaos
Change me into your body


====Tenere Taqqim Tossam (Soc'ul', Hazulacanol)====
burwiʃaːt burwiʃaːt ɮaːk seo
burwiʃaːt burwiʃaːt, seonheːaːt
ek sek seweonheːz oːh domekan detoːm
hujoːɰinturoːi henoɬ ɮaːɮoʃ ez wˤozekan
oːh hazuɮaːnz aʃ gorsoʃ gorekan
burwiʃaːt burwiʃaːt ɮaːk ɬumoʃ oːh ek sek nˤezaːɮ soɰeːhuz ohenaːt
henaːt ɰankiɮaːk soʃoɬ oːh ɬaːzuw


Ucur'e ñéd'.
sek sepːaʃawaːz zeːoʃ az sekeːhoːɬ
burwiʃaːt burwiʃaːt ɮaːk gorotoʃ
sek sekahujoːʃawaːz zuwakan
eɬ hujoːpakaɮaːn az seweːw nˤezeːasoʃ ez poːaːt


The room was silent.
Cuoj Buruixátburuixát
Cuoj icñirmuzíl iacïac
Xen je c'en āhcozuc'
Cun' ez'e cüéu
Seicuc' il muc'uj
Sochuriadz'i soccux
Cuoj Buruixátburuixát, cun' cüéu coiad he


sek sepːaʃawaːz zeːoʃ az sekeːhoːɬ
burwiʃaːt burwiʃaːt ɮaːk gorotoʃ
sek sekahujoːʃawaːz zuwakan
eɬ hujoːpakaɮaːn az seweːw nˤezeːasoʃ ez poːaːt


R'úz nál cur'e aul'.
The desert is mine
Desert, my home
We come to you when the sun goes down
It [the desert] leaves a trail of blood in the sky
Which is cleared by the black night
The desert is hot and we rarely find water
Water is life and soul


The mute woman came to the market stall.
I say to all my brothers
The desert is jealous
I tell to God
So that He brings my people together in unity


O Tenere
O jealous desert
Why can't you see?
You are a treasure
I've seen the world
I love you more
O Tenere, you are the treasure of my soul


Jevl'ey r'úvnad āhcur'n'i r'úvenuóc.
I say to all my brothers
The desert is jealous
I tell to God
So that He brings my people together in unity


After his boat capsized the sailor drowned.
====X Scouts - Narcissus====
Miu secuei secim'e xem'en jenad xenuz ñij
Secatx secriy mein eñjar nu eý āhseccuj ej xen'e
Inuc'zi ej xec āl' hé, r'uz r'uz seccuryanjí
Syen joti, socuc' joti xil eý āhsecmur'eu mil je
Setnneí r'úx l'aújon, miūj virit' je, xen secuc'
Ushianax jenxad mujul jutxux el' eý cual xil' pfec'a


Secn'el'iý āhsocc'uaz hez'i cuder cuder
C'ez ucualjí ez'e jutxux pmud' nej
Uc' corjíxnuz meven xenuz coi secnivi muz
Seccelaraz'i il coil
Nuc' socuc' xoñíl cuder


Un' curad xad jál jál āhsecūts.
Jīl jenadeiñ ne coi r'uz āhiytsárá col he
Uaíún' jam' aian jenxad eý, xad āhusjen'axiý xec
Secetsux cisie setnjíxnuz il' jutxux coil he xen'e
Secmuz hez'i coil xenuz cual n'ehx āhcun' ez'e ej cual
Setnneí r'úx l'aújon, miūj virit' je, xen secuc'
Ushianax jenxad mujul jutxux el' eý cual xil' pfec'a


The only thing I wait for is death.
Secn'el'iý āhsocc'uaz hez'i cuder cuder
C'ez ucualjí ez'e jutxux pmud' nej
Uc' corjíxnuz meven xenuz coi secnivi muz
Seccelaraz'i il coil
Nuc' socuc' xoñíl cuder


Coxc'ua xil āhcoreu
Ū, coxc'ua xil āhcoreu


Coxxem'uz ux curad.
Always hearing echoes from the bottom of the lake
Leaving footsteps in his garden as I'm flying off again
Faces staring back at me, and I'm losing my mind
By myself, I only see you when I'm kneeling at the edge
Catching summer winds, turns to autumn, I don't see
All the water on the surface breaks me into shards of glass


Bury the dead animal.
It's amazing how much I think about you
And everything's right with your reflection
You'll push me over the brink until I'm sinking down
Always falling for myself
I'll never see you again


Laps around the pool until my body starts to ache
Art is muses in the water, something perfect for myself
Feeling wеak enough to pushing all the blood out of my head
Fеll in head first as a flower that you're someone else instead
Catching summer winds, turns to autumn, I don't see
All the water on the surface breaks me into shards of glass


Curehc'z'i il hab.
It's amazing how much I think about you
And everything's right with your reflection
You'll push me over the brink until I'm sinking down
Always falling for myself
I'll never see you again


Mother's had a heart attack.
You know where to find me
Ooh, you know where to find me


===Translations of Yambot text===
====Dillon====
Xen secc'ua secc'ua Hebrew lol, í un' un' r'úiad jál jál āhxañ' based


Uc' uinayn ez'e xuýexuy miū eý curil.
I’m nowhere near competent in Hebrew lol, but there’s definitely one way to spell based


The rustling noise in the berry bushes may have been a monster.


Xen secc'ua xen xad je āhcozen hej ''coxmiuji jál eý eiba lēl''?


Ban' curil muzux ád ez'e epmiý.
Idk why you have ''insert funny drug here''?


Getting cursed was his worst fear.


Muzad, seccual seccual ez'e ú nál'em āhun' xeú je lol


Hancual'en cō emyā curil nu.
Damn, I really like the pepper taste for some reason lol


The children dislike his scary mask.


Secsacriý hez'i āyn āhsetnatx jul' āhxauc Hwat


Xen seiccuriuc'z'i yauñ'.
I’m kinda tempted to make a lang called Hwat


I have no ill will toward the king.


Seccisi cisi siueñ je āhun' jál ji āhseceuz jul' eý āhej ej ej jutxux eý ne


Cuuc' xen'e curjen éá.
I did make a huge risk for cancer so that’s what I’m finding for languages with very different from everything else lol


I saw a huge dark blue thing in the distance.


Uxenūr ují Cs/cluster tsux heit a j ɟ je


Coxeu en n'ehx curjen.
For ɟ I recall using j after slender Cs/clusters


Find me a dark blue flower.


Xil cux eý xeu jál jál āhsetnxenūr xil jutxux eý taitu Earl?


Uc' ur'úz ez'e cuzax xedbet āl curyan en eý.
Usually the only reason I always remember the name Earl?


My copper shipment should've come a month ago.


Secil hez'i c'ual jál xuaylac eý


Jíý jál āhuc'zi nen'zad curyan.
Fortunately I live in this situation


This is used for tracking the lunar cycle.


Xen nayn xad xañ'íl cual lol


Xen cohjerijec cuc' curyan.
What’s the right word lol


Pay no mind to the insane old man.
====Eden====
Secc'uaz usuílai uxoñíl


ig it never worked


Sulaúzax curux.
====Fyorr====
Xen, xen uc'iý āhcuréuaz róc'ád xil eý āhsecr'úz r'úh ne


The nightmare woke me up.
No it doesn't seem to have the info once I get to her by car.




C'en yextxa jux tumeu curux curux?
Uc' uc' xeyad láx ez'e ujey txad ád txijór'se ez'e suílax Earth eý āl āl ez'e ehc'ad-carúz je, miu í miu uxenūr Southern Democrat


Can anyone stop the greatly feared tyrant?
Transporting meat was supposed to help you build the evolutionary history on Earth just before the midterms, even factoring in Southern Democrats




Harýoc' cual āhcuruxjí.
Secc'ua ují jál āhseceylac xad eý xil eý


As predicted, he forgot us.
I think that happens where I'm at rn


====Kevin====
Hazen có ej ej āhumiu jul'ūño ih hazen xeyoi jál heýan


Haruc' cé.
There were two other kids that went to linguolabials if they were that party's candidate


The man saw me.


Uc'zijí cux āhxadi xadi āhxañ' xaucñ'a āhun' ehc' xem'en eý


'jeiñño cé teúx.
it's even more apparent and have a strong tendency to write a sub-par novel


The deer's father ran away.


Xen cozhúyi suiux nej xenuz cuoj Oddn. Nuc' seccaru


'céjí xañ'eux.
Do not cringe at your behavior Oddn. I'm not gonna test it out


The gorilla is strong.


Í coyan cuzil cuzil, pfi xen secc'ua cuder' āhcují c'uatxañ' teñtañ' āhucudjí cual ez'e jál āhnaíz'i ne í ih uxeýiý xeýiý


Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
luckily it's all pretty light though so i don't know enough to have bell schedules as bad as the same degree as those are also garbage unless absolutely necessary


Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
====Mish====
Xen cozhabaux cozhabaux ýemdix ixcu xad uc' āhc'enax c'enax āhcoriyn hej dilabexua


what vowel do you care so much they would make it impossible to have a turkey


Hazen cé céi heit yanux eý.


After the ritual he was an adult man.
Ih secc'ua c'uayaneiñ ā ne í uc'ax uc'ax mishnet āhun' je āhsecayája


if i think with some experience but mishnet specifically presented a lot because i’m quirky


C'en c'oc ñ'aiatx miúx céjen.
====Saint====
Xen video en í láxiý ýemdit'ix ruhu xenuz


The animal can no longer produce semen.
not my video but it's made with chicken noises




Iycetxiñ' iymuz cél'.
Uc' sehxemaxañ' av sehjuxjí sehhianax ez' jál āhjíxnuzax cunem'enax


The penis curves downward.
We'll beat or breed the resistant ones into pieces and wash it away


=Original texts=
==Single sentences==
Miu añ'mauji maumau ax miu


Setnxeý maý cél' cél' ih uc' setnmiūj xeyux.
A cat is stalking the plant


We need a more virile goat if we're to grow the flock.


R'uz secjen'ax miumiu, ji socjon'ax miumiu.


Cuatx cén'ál ualax c'eual.
I watered my plants, and I will water your plants.


My sister made a pretty dress.


R'uz secmuz miumiu, ji socmuz miumiu


Íúsxec a āyan céux.
I shat on my plants, and I will shit on your plants.


Āyan gave me a brother.


Miu añ'miu miumiu hel miu


C'en cují céux jál jál āhcozutx.
The buried plant(s) is growing old / the buried plant(s) is missing an opportunity


You can't use only strength to hunt.


Hanpfeú có xaúx


Ji aicoi céuxjí coxañ'.
The child interrupted the bird's call


The wrestler trains to grow strong.


C'en il setnteu habail'


Haryen cóc.
I've never been able to stab children


He is my father.


Íūzi a R'úýen toc.


Hazen jál eý cócou.
R'úýen' vomited up a knife.


The uncles are here.


Nuc' lai cun' cucual'en cuatx xen ýemditx ýem'ux hex?


Hanaijzi xoc suiux cóc ats.
You really hate glottalization don't you?


The apprentice appreciated the weaver's fatherly nature.


Cozñéi, soccual socxauc.


Iux cē jenad eý.
Come inside, I like talking with you.


The boy played in the lake.


Cé, xen cuuc' il xad?


Cējí réuah āhsehuc' ixe je.
Hey, where have you been?


Given its size, the (male) carrier bird must be young.


Xen coxmuj xacur eý.


Iyútnux réu ej útnad.
Don't piss on terrorbirds.


The other hand was caught in a web.


Huurzi cudih urzi cudiiad hurux nu


Hanútni joñ'ur ta.
The regretful outlaw regrets his penis crimes


He caught three big fish.


Numa numa iei


Ji añ'ú tarca joñ'ur.
He escaped by running like hell


The large river otter is eating.


Corúuz'i xec


Coxjul jál miula c'ez āhnaulau.
You and I are friends


Chew this leaf, it'll make you feel better.


Cuhuriadz'i r'úiad āhcozsutx.


Nun' r'úmiu jul ád curux.
I love how you sing.


The chewed-up straw boat was a bad omen.


Setnjen' xem'en


Aíún' cutseu jul muj eý.
I swam in the deep water


A partially eaten donut was on the ground.


Xen je āhcozxilaují xilaují?


Setnhuriadz'i jul' cerojo.
Why are you so short?


I love the Knrawi language.


Ñ'in' yan' miu eý, cozuc'zi!


Aíúzñe xauauñ'an jul'añ' eý.
There's a snake in the grass, watch out!


The traders landed in the bay.


Seccual í uc' āhseccux, xen cozen?


Bajul'éuax úiñ'ad Seutan.
I'm good but could be better, you?


The street food had Seutan licking his fingers.


Ucoi cuzad heit eý nivi, í r'uc' ej hez'i xil.


Seclaúz il juldum eý.
It stopped raining before, but it'll do so again soon.


I wake up in the afternoon.


Añ'cudixz'i maumau.


Coxxeý coxjulei hez'i laz ñua.
Cats are evil.


You must crush the rice thoroughly.


Hanuc' a hab a có tabdil jen cuder n'ehx.


Julei heit ez'e humuz muz jenad eý.
The mother and child see lots of fish blood and a flower.


He wrinkled after resting for a while in the lake.


Ji humuz cé xeu.


Seccuj, cozjulei ez'e aí av r'ez socmezax.
The man is sitting on a rock.


Please reduce your yelling or we will kick you out.


Xen úxmeýu xad jál yama yar'u eý?


Nuc' coxmeýu miula julei ā?
How much for the parrot in the window?


May you buy some crushed herbs?


Seiccux cux curyan am'ciaxe


Uc' cuhán' nál'em juleiad eý.
My favorite month is Am'ciaxe


I'll prepare the peppers in the mortar and pestle.


En secuc' jál jutxux jíý hed' c'ez secuc' tsax hiauñ'l'a eý


Iyjí yua juleiad rine cual.
I understood everything about what had happened after I saw the belt on the bones


These ground seeds make a good porridge.


Eylac il Cēūshé jál eý.


Nal'nejin' cui julex.
Cēūshé was here.


The sling bullet went through his jaw.


Humiuji yanxad' uez hed' iupf r'ūj eý


Ujin' muzr'u tocej julex ne.
He put new bowls on the long mat


The road was trapped with a jutting spear.


C'ua jál c'uayud xen āhsecuc'zi


Txadiz julue ñua ne.
That dumbass thinks I won't notice


He filled his mouth with rice.


Xen jíý xad?


Tabl'a siueñ julue je.
What happened?


He suffers from oral cancer.


Cozr'u āhaíil ýañ'an, cuoj uhai


Iycux julzidum xil āhr'u ñitaxia.
Go where the ýans live, lizard


Morning is the best time to go to the bathhouse.


Ih uc' cozjí, nez secuc'.


Ñ'ihjulzi ai riýan.
If you do, I will not see.


The dog licked the master.


Xil eý āhtumjí R'úvñ'ian


Z'aiyextxa cé aiauñ' julzi.
When the R'úvñ'ian is sus


The man stopped the barely started song.


Setnuc' ux secxauc a "xen je uxeuiadjí xeuiadjí?"


Hanjulzí xecla.
I saw the animal and said "Why is it so large?"


He slurped from the soup bowl.


Sehxeý sehr'ūño hez'i āl juldum miulah


Cuyac'oiý yac'oiý letn.
I have to see the doctor in the early afternoon


I'm too distracted by things to be.


C'er' coruc' xec' xenuz xem'uj


Un' jál ñe letn.
You'll be able to see the smoke from afar


This is the nearly finished house.


Laven váv ez' l'aven, jál ej ne ji āhsecxec'en ej jutxux.


Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.
Laven or bloody water, either way we're drinking our last.


Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.


Sehhuriadz'i tatertatuóc jál ýanaj.


Cozxeý cozley c'ez āhmaýurjí xau.
I love this little gremlin's bonkers.


You must wait, the translator is sick.


Uc' nautxadiz mïcur ladíeú.


Cozūts mujul yan'yan.
Weeds will fill your grave.


Stay in the shallow part of the river.


C'ua Bed'i āhunivzi āyn, sehmeuyux.


Jí pmit'e nál'eú je.
Buddy thinks it's not cold enough, and I agree.


He put pepper sauce on his cooked animal fetus.


Sectabl'a āhr'ūño jí cuder āhsyen cual ā.


Iyxiljí xiljí nál'ul' āhseclec'.
We suffer more imagining than really being.


The fetus is much smaller than I expected.


Uxañ'ílz'i uc'ziax ez'e ýeu ux teuil' hex ez'e r'ez āhñ'in' lax ád ez'e ur cou yaiad xem nu ez'e r'ez āhhuláx xare.


Cual, c'e secjí soc'ul'.
The wild animal losing its horns after domestication is an allegory for people forgetting their old hardships after building cities.


Yes, I can speak Soc'ul'.


Xauc āhíúnhabai R'úýan yan'in' xacud jutxux


Secuc' āhcozaicoi hez'i cual xacur.
They say all anacondas and pelagornis are fathered by R'úýan'


I see you've trained your terrorbird well.


Iyjí habail he āhjí ej je


Xeý xañ' xad ád xeúr.
My kid's a clutz


Someone needs to play the xeúr.


Āhseicejjeñerxocñojíaxuócz'i


Uxauii ñovan' a jál jál āhcuxauiiax.
Which was the one who made me remake it figurative


Events only have the meaning we give them.


Xen cozeu il miu āhañ'sas sas tin'ūx c'ez āhxemuxjí xemuxjí?


Cozc'uaují nez āhcoxú jen.
Ever noticed that crickets chirp more when it's hotter out?


You know better than to eat fish.


Cumuzm'e neiad ajul eý.


Secú etjeí.
I own a shack on the peninsula.


My headache is killing me.


Aíyan'iý aíuc'zi uc'zi cuc'o.


Uc' setnxeý n'ehx ú.
The subordinate was ordered to keep watch.


We'll need some edible flowers.


Xen cumeýu arm'uze cuc'o.


Secc'ua āhan'yaz yama ā uatsíad muzad.
Don't buy the cheaper pillow.


I think some parrots stole my damn hat.


Xeý dar'u cé cuice.


R'ez jí meýuuóc ā jál eý.
The man needed to adjust his loincloth.


Nowadays they get few customers here.


Cozen āl eý āhcorcur.


Tabdi ā āl c'ez āhharuc'.
You nearly killed me.


His face was slightly red at the sight of me.


C'e uc' tartxe cur cur eý.


Cuxenūr jál ā xil eý je āhseccōz'i.
He can see in the darkest of caves.


I remember that from back when we were kids.


Setnjíý jál cur'bet c'ez jiñ'al.


Ā socýoc' r'um'ian.
I got this scar in the war.


So I maybe lost your axe.


Syen Tauxa, āhharyen cēj.


Nayn jul' ūño ab'ei ne.
I'm Tauxa, and this is my sister.


A language is a dialect with an army and navy.


Uc' nal'icñirsi jál xacóil ñeuóc cēj jutxux.


Uabc'ab cuder' cuder' ats.
That swagger will catch the attention of all the different-gender locals.


The string is stretched too far.


Ucur'e ñéd'.


C'ua c'ua xen āhjí xil cual eý, nez abdizi.
The room was silent.


Of course they didn't finish on time, they waited as late as they could to do it.


R'úz nál cur'e aul'.


Secxeý secdar'u abdizi ā.
The mute woman came to the market stall.


I had to make some last-minute adjustments.


Jevl'ey r'úvnad āhcur'n'i r'úvenuóc.


Huú abdizi āl cod'jí eý.
After his boat capsized the sailor drowned.


He ate it right before it spoiled.


Un' curad xad jál jál āhsecūts.


Uúiladjí í uaicojíax suíl ad je.
The only thing I wait for is death.


Farm work is difficult but rewarding.


Coxxem'uz ux curad.


U muzad, miu uadziax úd'.
Bury the dead animal.


Fuck, we ran out of food.


Curehc'z'i il hab.


Xauc are noc' āhcual cual ahju.
Mother's had a heart attack.


According to the next tribe over, mackerel are good eating.


Uc' uinayn ez'e xuýexuy miū eý curil.


Miu secmuj ai iupf uez.
The rustling noise in the berry bushes may have been a monster.


My dog just pissed on my new rug.


Ban' curil muzux ád ez'e epmiý.


Cux úu ai jux ej muc'uj eý je.
Getting cursed was his worst fear.


A loyal friend is better than anything else in the world.


Hancual'en cō emyā curil nu.


Seicxañ' jál aian āhseicmiuei Xiýan je.
The children dislike his scary mask.


I wrote this hymn in honor of Xiýan.


Xen seiccuriuc'z'i yauñ'.


Ciāh, Úijiyan' jál Uxcan aian.
I have no ill will toward the king.


Don't touch that, it's reserved for Uxcan.


Cuuc' xen'e curjen éá.


Seicjí aiauñ' āhsocāz huriad.
I saw a huge dark blue thing in the distance.


I made the song to show you my love.


Coxeu en n'ehx curjen.


Hazen aiauñ'uóc ñeuóc Banaiuj.
Find me a dark blue flower.


Banaiuj is the local poet.


Uc' ur'úz ez'e cuzax xedbet āl curyan en eý.


Uc' huñóc'jí cén'ál Yar'ñév eý, coztén' nu C'uayan.
My copper shipment should've come a month ago.


Your sister will go to Yarguv for school, let's pray to C'uayan for her.


Jíý jál āhuc'zi nen'zad curyan.


C'en íūnemiats íūlēl a xeýan ez'e yan' bāuñ.
This is used for tracking the lunar cycle.


The official can't help but laugh at the old fool's demands.


Xen cohjerijec cuc' curyan.


Nuc' sehiux a Tsuc'o Asuïca?
Pay no mind to the insane old man.


Can Tsuc'o and I play with Asuïca?


Sulaúzax curux.


Sutxi miulah āhcormiuei a Āyan.
The nightmare woke me up.


The doctor recommends that you pray to Ayan.


C'en yextxa jux tumeu curux curux?


Xeý xeý xíc' xad a jál ziñué.
Can anyone stop the greatly feared tyrant?


Someone really needs to discipline those little brats.


Harýoc' cual āhcuruxjí.


Xen culec' huuc' hab hej a jál.
As predicted, he forgot us.


I didn't expect your mother to see that.


Haruc' cé.


Setncual jál xicxej ad, í xen m'eian ez'e lax je.
The man saw me.


We like this crop iboga, but it's not as strong as the wild stuff.


Añ'jeiñño cé teúx.


Miu secú lepm eý
The deer's father ran away.


I was eating yesterday


Añ'céjí xañ'eux.


Soccaru cusuílax soc'ul' je í c'ez l'avenjí l'avenjí.
The gorilla is strong.


I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful.


Nayn maýur je xen āhcéí.


[[File:Feed the baby some chicken.png|thumb]]
Due to illness he didn't reach adulthood.
Wui wui cihu waízjnr hu hrhŕri


Cual cual coxúax nál' ruhu ā nil


Please feed the baby some chicken
Hazen cé céi heit yanux eý.


After the ritual he was an adult man.


Uc' cuxec láíjan beyac' Billy nil.


Feel free to bribe Billy with wheat.
C'en c'oc ñ'aiatx miúx céjen.


The animal can no longer produce semen.


Ez'e xeýanux Txeúxcajen xenuz


Donation from Civuyiscajrn
Iycetxiñ' iymuz cél'.


The penis curves downward.


Xen coxteirí coxcupmúxjí cupmúxjí moc' c'en nej āhiyhabai ez'e xahian ne?


Do you judge your opinion to be so impotent that it can't sire with debate?
Setnxeý maý cél' cél' ih uc' setnmiūj xeyux.


We need a more virile goat if we're to grow the flock.


Sehcoi cé n'ez n'ez, í xauc xauc muzad cuc' eu je


I met a gorgeous guy, but he wouldn't shut the fuck up
Cuatx cén'ál ualax c'eual.


My sister made a pretty dress.


Ji ji secxauc soc'ul', í xen secxauc xauc


Right now I'm speaking Soc'ul', but not for long
Íúsxec a āyan céux.


Āyan gave me a brother.


Xen ji coxxauc jul' xad?


What language are you speaking?
C'en cují céux jál jál āhcozutx.


You can't use only strength to hunt.


[[File:MN water.jpg|thumb]]
Cual un', miu āhujen cuder' cuder' jer' Minesuta en eý jenxad.


Indeed, the water's been flowing too much in my part of Minnesota.
Ji aicoi céuxjí xañ'.


The wrestler trains to grow strong.


Sehuc' xecix


I saw her go into a store
Haryen cóc.


He is my father.


Xen seccual āhcohxadi cohb'ei ez'e ú Tauxa al beil ej juxtux āhcozeuax xen'


I don't like your tendency to let Tauxa eat the last piece of bread without asking
Hazen jál eý cócou.


The uncles are here.


Xen yanuxjí cuder' cuder' ez' jux jál eý c'e cohxauc xauc cuc' eu je?


Anyone here bored and wanna yap?
Hanaijzi xoc suiux cóc ats.


The apprentice appreciated the weaver's fatherly nature.


Uc' añ'miueiý yan'ux cur


Praise the blue worm
Iux cē jenad eý.


The boy played in the lake.


Secaicojí āhcozcual 🙏 (í miu aijíax xen secc'ua ih un' jál ne jux jux āhcozxauc lol)


I'm glad you liked it 🙏 (though honestly idk if that's anywhere close to what you said lol)
Cējí réuah āhsehuc' ixe je.


Given its size, the (male) carrier bird must be young.


C'en secbīnz'i atn'a v'ual (av xen cñá?) āhun' xem'lád, ecñ'ir'i cñ'ebe ez'e japm'uco ualax icñirsi tníradeiñ, pfi jaj b'ei zijí al'a réūj xēpmaí uic'ad mojom xec tuilyad' Miúñ'o je vauc' jeñerxocño joti ez'e tsaiñ'añ' "sect'acñ'ojíaxiý txiuñc'e xenuz."


I can't attend the flatfish and coconut (or was it mango?) feast due to tooth decay and getting rather upset about staining my eye-catching dress with campfire soot, so don't waste time sorting through and measuring platters for my circumstantial ally Miúñ'o whether or not his offer to "make me a hero for a ciugkji" was just figurative.
Iyútnux réu ej útnad.


The other hand was caught in a web.


Secmiūj jál xil xil eý iarje 23 je 🥳 (xen setnayn he aýaii pfi secatx ñua ruhu marco lol)


I just turned 23 🥳 (I don't have cake so I made fried chicken rice lol)
Hanútni joñ'ur ta.


He caught three big fish.


Cuoj cudiyan, usxenūrax jál seicxeý seicróc'ádz'i Ximeceutumyan.


Damn, this reminds me I gotta flesh out Sìmucau Day.
Ji añ'ú tarca joñ'ur.


The large river otter is eating.


Hazen t'acñ'o jiñ'al Enajer' ūsar'u xenuz jál jál; ji āhc'uaý jiñ'al xad xenuz xen secc'uáx


Just an old war hero from southern Anajrn; what war he's from I still haven't figured out
Coxjul jál miula c'ez āhnaulau.


Chew this leaf, it'll make you feel better.


Miu ūtsaúxjí hez'i tumyan tumyan je, dáza dáza.


He's been busy (cooking) all day.
Nun' r'úmiu jul ád curux.


The chewed-up straw boat was a bad omen.


Miur' uxauciý ñomuír cer'ei c'ez cual séí séí.


Tax policy came up so of course, séí séí.
Aíún' cutseu jul muj eý.


A partially eaten donut was on the ground.


Buámu an'ñéi ai an'xeý tuilyad.


Buámu the dog comes to me for scraps.
Setnhuriadz'i jul' cerojo.


I love the Knrawi language.


R'u jiumjiúm ñia ne xil xil eý āhharuc'.


He went around the corner as soon as he saw me.
Aíúzñe xauauñ'an jul'añ' eý.


The traders landed in the bay.


Āhun' jál ne, xum, iysuxad nutsem.


And just like that, whoosh, the torch went out.
Bajul'éuax úiñ'ad Seutan.


The street food had Seutan licking his fingers.


Cual cual corñéiej āl xenuz, t'úc'á t'úc'á.


Please get out of my face, your breath is bad.
Seclaúz il juldum eý.


I wake up in the afternoon.


Íūréūs éá cuicui, biebiah, íūláx jál autsad.


The giant took its bullets and yeet, made this archipelago.
Coxxeý coxjulei hez'i laz ñua.


You must crush the rice thoroughly.


Aja pm'íz'uh, uarara añ'n'eh n'eh!


Look, a six-plumed bird of paradise, how beautiful!
Julei heit ez'e humuz muz jenad eý.


He wrinkled after resting for a while in the lake.


Ih cozr'iylz'i hez'i tum'ay uc' c'ez coxuc' vahai úlú úlú.


If you go out at night you might see fireflies glow.
Seccuj, cozjulei ez'e aí av r'ez socmezax.


Please reduce your yelling or we will kick you out.


Ji añ'úlú tumad tumad r'úx xemux.


The wind is making the fire glow brighter.
Nuc' coxmeýu miula julei ā?


May you buy some crushed herbs?


Aíjí curyan col, t'eueu t'eueu t'eueu, í coi xen euý il.


A whole month passed, searching on and on, but they were never found again.
Uc' cuhán' nál'em juleiad eý.


I'll prepare the peppers in the mortar and pestle.


Ū pmú pmú coxār ār nál'!


Oh your (chubby) baby is so cute!
Iyjí yua juleiad rine cual.


These ground seeds make a good porridge.


Setnxauc' Pmú yama he āhun' je, ē... añ'c'uc'zi ñél pmú.


I named my parrot Pmú because, well... she kind of looks like the inside of a dragonfruit.
Nal'nejin' cui julex.


The sling bullet went through his jaw.


Ū c'en coxsuiai ej ua váv xañ' váv xañ'ad?


Oo can you also play the flute or small drum or large drum?
Ujin' muzr'u tocej julex ne.


The road was trapped with a jutting spear.


R'uc' harjíax Mivca jax hed', dū.


Mivca will start us off with the jax, dū.
Txadiz julue ñua ne.


He filled his mouth with rice.


Noc'í n'am'é layzad je ez' jutxux, t'it'it'í.


At once they all shot into the battlefield, t'it'it'í.
Tabl'a siueñ julue je.


He suffers from oral cancer.


Ji hují ýéné uc'zi xec'en cuder' cuder'.


He's clearly had too many drinks.
Iycux julzidum xil āhr'u ñitaxia.


Morning is the best time to go to the bathhouse.


Unáldi uc'uc'zi íyey, jix jix nanam.


The stew seems ready, jix jix nanam.
Ñ'ihjulzi ai riýan.


The dog licked the master.


Ih cozxenúilai c'ez ñ'oú uñ'ueñe laidzijí, cñacña!


If you don't go to sleep the sleep monster will eat you, cñacña!
Z'aiyextxa cé aiauñ' julzi.


==Multiple sentences==
The man stopped the barely started song.
Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.


Hello! I was made by Tauxa.


Hanjulzí xecla.


Cuuc' cucual ez'e n'eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
He slurped from the soup bowl.
-xen c'uaijí


Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
-unknown


Cuyac'oiý yac'oiý letn.


Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
I'm too distracted by things to be.


Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart


Un' jál ñe letn.


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This is the nearly finished house.
Cut'uit'ui il tec,
Ban' tec ez'e āu,
Syíún' ad en c'ua.


I scatter the grain,
The grain is my example,
My farm is the mind.


Cozxeý cozley c'ez āhmaýurjí xau.


[[File:East Soc'ul' Secession.jpg|thumb]]
You must wait, the translator is sick.
Yan'iý āhsetnr'uax āl ez' cohjí ab'ei je sutxiux ej jutxux āhāz cual je. Cuxauc jál je xad jál jál, coraijziý tabed' a yan'yan Siieme.


It was requested that we send one last message in our defense before you send in the army. To this we say but one thing: the rivers of Zjiiama will appreciate your men.


Cozūts mujul yan'yan.


Cuoj Ñēyñ'o c'uayud, cueyax laiuas jutxux cuzad! Xen r'úiad c'ez c'e sechán'?
Stay in the shallow part of the river.


Ñēyñ'o you dumbass, you left all the wood out in the rain! Now how are we gonna cook?


Jí pmit'e nál'eú je.


[[File:Soc'ul' buttocks graffiti.png|thumb]]
He put pepper sauce on his cooked animal fetus.
"Cuoj Apfája,
Xen r'úiad boñaboña uic'ad boñaboña?
Unréú, iadz'i uñ'ueñe ñéi av jál uñ'ueñe."


"Apfája,
How are your buttocks so round?
My short arms got into (this) monster or that monster."


Iyxiljí xiljí nál'ul' āhseclec'.


Cual cual xen corcur, sehan' he hey (añ'c'uayudjí c'uayudjí ai he āhañ'il je hez'i coil jál jál).
The fetus is much smaller than I expected.


Please don't kill me, I have a family (my dog is too stupid to live on his own).


Cual, c'e secjí soc'ul'.


Ji ji secuc' jál channel. N'ez un' il ez'e xauc hez'i atxjul je, váv xen un' al'a al'a āzuóc je āhxauc xen'e?
Yes, I can speak Soc'ul'.


Just now seeing this channel. Is it usually for in-conlang chat, and/or is it mostly for non-chat showcases?


Secuc' āhcozaicoi hez'i cual xacur.


Xen miu cozxauc āhcoxuc' tsadixaj? Cuhabaux xen' je āhañ'ār cuder c'ez ji ji muzad ji secxeý secñéz
I see you've trained your terrorbird well.


Did you just say you saw a tiger cub? I don't care how cute it is, we need to leave right fucking now


Xeý xañ' xad ád xeúr.


[[File:Soc'ul' Jnaua.jpg|thumb]]
Someone needs to play the xeúr.
Uc' secxeý xeý il hez'i joti cual āhsoceylac ej n'eú ne.
En socjí jensutx ai jál tumyan eý, ñij rév'en xem'en abutsíl,
C'e socréuzi ne ne meven eý, socevúý ualax xem'en abutsíl.
Xil eý secet'euý joti āhsecsuxad secjen' ez' ej n'eú ne.


All I will ever truly want is to be with you my spouse again.
I begged you on that day not to leave, not to forever steep beneath the waves,
To be able to hold you close ashore, soaked by your dark green honeycomb dress.
Now I only ask that when I die we both swim with the jnaùa.


Uxauii ñovan' a jál jál āhcuxauiiax.


[[File:Anajrn Sailor.jpg|thumb]]
Events only have the meaning we give them.
R'uc' cuc' z'aitabl'a jál ziñuu yaiad āhharhurýail ýan heit ec'r'éu eý.
Muzad ih sehuc' ej il c'ez sehxeyad sehaicojí mauil tapm'iu āci xenuz.


Here's to hoping those thieving bastards that fucked me out of my money get an itch in their assholes they can't scratch.
If I ever fucking see them again I'll happily help them out with a rusty horny hook.


Cozc'uaují nez āhcoxú jen.


[[File:Soc'ul' Pi.jpg|thumb]]
You know better than to eat fish.
Réūjiý hez'i ats ez'e yepfu uic'ad cual āhun' m'ixem cú xenuz muzr'u. C'e iyréūjaxiý hez'i esnamye cuder myu xeuár'u xeuár'u ixuñ í xen eý jál suíl al'a al'a je.


Using a string, π can be measured as approximately 19/6. A more precise fraction can be calculated with many-sided regular polygons, but for most purposes this is not necessary.


Secú etjeí.
My headache is killing me.


Xen miu cuhán' xad jál tumyan eý? Setnjí beil úu ne í iyr'úuei xañ'il xañ'il xañ'il (nanam vauc' xen').


What have y'all been cooking today? I made bread with a friend but it turned out way too dense (still tasted good though).
Uc' setnxeý n'ehx ú.


We'll need some edible flowers.


Corú úd'. C'en secréuahc'. Xen je? Xen corcual'en? Un' hed' xeíad sasis ád xauctum taitu he ne. Un' úd' mau. Nuc' cujey úd' mau cual úd' co āhcuú je? Ez'e xeyux xen'. Setnayn he mau jál xeuayan eý. An'nál'jí. En nez uú úd' co.


You ate my food. I can't believe it. Why? Do you hate me? The clear container had a label with my name. It was cat food. Would you bring cat food as your normal food to eat? No manners. I have a cat in that office. It's counting on me. It wouldn't eat normal food.
Secc'ua āhan'yaz yama ā uatsíad muzad.


==Dialogs==
I think some parrots stole my damn hat.
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc' coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What's yours?)
{Hi, my name's Dave. What's yours?}


Tauxa: Hm?


Researcher: Xen cozxauc'iý?
R'ez jí meýuuóc ā jál eý.
{What are you called?}
(What's your name?)


Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
Nowadays they get few customers here.
(Tauxa, why?)


Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)


Tauxa: C'en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc'.
Tabdi ā āl c'ez āhharuc'.
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn't notice)


Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
His face was slightly red at the sight of me.
{Oh no, I don't hold, but it's good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I'm not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)


Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez'i xil ih xad je uc' āhñéz. Ji secú ún'ei v’ual xemux.
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)


Researcher: Ū ún'ei v'ual xemux, ez'e hiandoc' cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
Cuxenūr jál ā xil eý je āhseccōz'i.
{Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)


Tauxa: Aul' heit hej eý, cuoj c'uayud
I remember that from back when we were kids.
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)


Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad "c'uayud"?
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)


Tauxa: Xaui "úu aidi." Uc' secr'ūñoax āhxauc' jutxux "c'uayud" āhñéi hez'i muz.
Ā socýoc' r'um'ian.
(It means "great friend." I'd suggest calling everyone "dumbass" to make a good first impression.)


Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c'uayud!
So I maybe lost your axe.
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)


Tauxa: Seccuz.
(No problem.)


Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
Uabc'ab cuder' cuder' ats.
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)


Tauxa: Jen'um xare nid'. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
The string is stretched too far.
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)


Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.


Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
C'ua c'ua xen āhjí xil cual eý, nez abdizi.
(Who are you talking to?)


Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
Of course they didn't finish on time, they waited as late as they could to do it.
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)


Tauxa: R'ūño cuder.
(That explains a lot.)


Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word "recorder."
Secxeý secdar'u abdizi ā.


Researcher: Xen un' xad?
I had to make some last-minute adjustments.
(What was that?)


Tauxa: Xen'.
(Nothing)


Researcher: U cual, securiadz'i āhr'ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
Huú abdizi āl cod'eý.
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)


Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc' il cou xil xem jenz'i cuder cuder, xen xuc'z'i cou éād' eý?
He ate it right before it spoiled.
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)


Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc' "Ohio" muj āhsecxauc' "America" eý.
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)


Tauxa: "Emirice", muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc'uai.
Uúiladjí í uaicojíax suíl ad je.
("America", where's this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)


Researcher: Aíún'...
Farm work is difficult but rewarding.
(It's…)


Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc'uai.
(I said I don't wanna know.)


Researcher: Cual, ez'e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd' xad ej?
U muzad, miu uadziax úd'.
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)


Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir' univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
Fuck, we ran out of food.
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what's in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you're buying me another.)


Researcher: Securzi, secc'ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd' coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I'll pay for my food, you don't need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I'll pay for my food, you don't need to pay for it.)


Tauxa: Cuj muz í un' muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid' riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr'u lec'ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
Xauc are noc' āhcual cual ahju.
(I guess there's a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that's what you're looking for. Other than that I'm sure if you go any direction far away you'll find something you like.)


Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc' āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n'eád', c'ez uc' āhcozyaují, cual?
According to the next tribe over, mackerel are good eating.
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)


Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
(Thanks for reminding me.)


Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c'uayud. Ez'e euax ej jutxux: xen coríún' m'éyan xad?
Miu secmuj ai iupf uez.
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what's your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)


Tauxa: Xen corc'uai ez'e xaui he.
My dog just pissed on my new rug.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)


Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ'an ne?
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)


Tauxa: Jál ez'e jutxux ne, í xen secuc'zi āhúinezats m'éyan nu.
Cux úu ai jux ej muc'uj je.
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)


Researcher: Secuc', nez xauc āh-…
A loyal friend is better than anything else in the world.
(I see, so would you say that…)


Tauxa: Ez'e euax ej jutxux, ez'e noc'uj ej jutxux. Cohréuaý ej.
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)


Researcher: Coznoc'uj í noc'uj ej euax hez'i heit…
Seicxañ' jál aian āhseicmiuei Xiýan je.
(Actually you answered another question after…)


Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
I wrote this hymn in honor of Xiýan.
(Leave before I make you.)




1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
Ciāh, Úijiyan' jál Uxcan aian.


2: Xen taitu hé?
Don't touch that, it's reserved for Uxcan.


1: Xaucxaucuóc.


2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
Seicjí aiauñ' āhsocāz huriad.


1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
I made the song to show you my love.


2: Xen pfi xen có hej?


1: Xen xen.
Hazen aiauñ'uóc ñeuóc Banaiuj.


1: My kid's turning two!
Banaiuj is the local poet.


2: What's their name?


1: Xaucxaucuóc.
Uc' huñóc'jí cén'ál Yar'ñév eý, coztén' nu C'uayan.


2: That's a weird name for a kid.
Your sister will go to Yarguv for school, let's pray to C'uayan for her.


1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.


2: So it's not your child?
C'en íūnemiats íūlēl a xeýan ez'e yan' bāuñ.


1: Wrong.
The official can't help but laugh at the old fool's demands.




1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
Nuc' sehiux a Tsuc'o Asuïca?
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"


2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
Can Tsuc'o and I play with Asuïca?
"Because they don't need them."


1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
"But why don't they need them?"


2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
Sutxi miulah āhcormiuei a Āyan.
"Because they have beaks."


1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
The doctor recommends that you pray to Ayan.
"But why do they have beaks not teeth?"


2: Xen secc'ua.
"I don't know."


1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
Xeý xeý xíc' xad a jál ziñué.
"But why don't you know?"


2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
Someone really needs to discipline those little brats.
"Please go to sleep."




Ū cozñéi cuoj cñá miuxad he, secxeý corxeyad āhcuj je.
Xen culec' huuc' hab hej a jál.
Oh my little mango, I need help getting up.


Nanabai, coi corxauc'!
I didn't expect your mother to see that.
Grandma, stop calling me that!


Cual cual, xen socxauc' xad?
Okay, what will I call you?


"Socidansi."
Setncual jál xicxej ad, í xen m'eian ez'e lax je.
"Socidansi." ("Fuck you.")
 
We like this crop iboga, but it's not as strong as the wild stuff.


Cuoj Abansízi! Xen eý coxuez jál xañ'íl?
Abansízi! Where did you hear that word?


Miu harxauc' cō nivíl jutxux āhsociux, seccual sas.
Miu secú lepm eý
All the older kids were calling me that when we were playing and I liked the sound of it.


Nayn xañ'íl c'et suc'an, c'ez ih cual nuc' āhxauc.
I was eating yesterday
That's an inappropriate word, please don't say it.


Súzi súzi...
Okay...


Coz un', xen āhcozcual socxauc'?
Soccaru cusuílax soc'ul' je í c'ez l'avenjí l'avenjí.
Now, what would you like me to call you?


Ē... U, riyaúba!
I tried adapting it for Soc'ul' but it turned out awful.
Uh... oo, watermelon!


Sechuriadz'i jál. Cuoj riyaúba, ih cual c'ez uc' corxeyad corcuj.
I love that. Watermelon, please help me up.


[[File:Feed the baby some chicken.png|thumb]]
Wui wui cihu waízjnr hu hrhŕri


Cuxeý cuxauc āhcozen xeye ez'e cuzjí ne jál jál āhsehuc' il. Cozñéi ñéi!
Cual cual coxúax nál' ruhu ā nil


Cual cual?... Jál xen'e, xen cur'ūñoax cuú xad eý jux?
Please feed the baby some chicken


Hanjeyec laz ienaue n'el' a úu al'a xad xad jitijisi eý. Xen coi secūr xad xil eý āhueylac aul'ú nu, í ih cozet'euý Jejal je, c'ez c'e xeyad eu ez' ej.


Cual, cozen je uc' āhsehxec tumyan. Ej ne ih cozxeý cozxeyad ej jux jux, c'ez āhcorxauc uc' āhsecjí hez'i ai jux jux c'e āhsecjí.
Uc' cuxec láíjan beyac' Billy nil.


Uc' uc' socmeýu heit eý; c'en corc'uaiax jul' Iñ'lix hej ā?
Feel free to bribe Billy with wheat.




I must say, you're the only normal-height foreigner I've ever seen. Welcome!
Ez'e xeýanux Txeúxcajen xenuz


Thanks?... Anyway, is there anywhere to eat you'd recommend?
Donation from Civuyiscajrn


An old friend somewhere along this road sells amazing ienaue (spiced rice flatbread). I always forget where exactly her stall is, but if you ask around for Jejal someone else can help you find it.


Got it, I'll tell her you said hi. Also if you want help with anything in return let me know and I'll be glad to do whatever I can.
Xen coxteirí coxcupmúxjí cupmúxjí moc' c'en nej āhiyhabai ez'e xahian ne?


I might take you up on that later; could you teach me some of your English language?
Do you judge your opinion to be so impotent that it can't sire with debate?


===Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)===
Cüur un' channel jál jir' uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R'uc' xen lai cují xen cualjí?


I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Sehcoi cé n'ez n'ez, í xauc xauc muzad cuc' eu je
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?


I met a gorgeous guy, but he wouldn't shut the fuck up


Ah cozūts uc' cuxaui lol, xil jál


Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec
Ji ji secxauc soc'ul', í xen secxauc xauc


Right now I'm speaking Soc'ul', but not for long


Xen xen jul' hej? Uc' c'uc'zi cual


What's the language you're using? Looks neat
Xen ji coxxauc jul' xad?


What language are you speaking?


Xen un' xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?


Is it evolved from a different lang or original?
[[File:MN water.jpg|thumb]]
Cual un', miu āhujen cuder' cuder' jer' Minesuta en eý jenxad.


Indeed, the water's been flowing too much in my part of Minnesota.


Ah secuc'


Ah got it
Sehuc' xecix


I saw her go into a store


Xen seccurux, socuc' tumyan ej eý


No worries, see ya tomorrow
Xen seccual āhcohxadi cohb'ei ez'e ú Tauxa al beil ej juxtux āhcozeuax xen'


I don't like your tendency to let Tauxa eat the last piece of bread without asking


Oh seccudiz lol


Oh my bad lol
Xen yanuxjí cuder' cuder' ez' jux jál eý c'e cohxauc xauc cuc' eu je?


Anyone here bored and wanna yap?


Secuc' jul' IE hed'


I sense an IE lang
Uc' añ'miueiý yan'ux cur


Praise the blue worm


Ñ'in' Nothaway maujul'a r'u


Nothaway's catlang confirmed
Secaicojí āhcozcual 🙏 (í miu aijíax xen secc'ua ih un' jál ne jux jux āhcozxauc lol)


I'm glad you liked it 🙏 (though honestly idk if that's anywhere close to what you said lol)


Cual, ñā


Yes, nyaa
C'en secbīnz'i atn'a v'ual (av xen cñá?) āhun' xem'lád, ecñ'ir'i cñ'ebe ez'e japm'uco ualax icñirsi tníradeiñ, pfi jaj b'ei zijí al'a réūj xēpmaí uic'ad mojom xec tuilyad' Miúñ'o je vauc' jeñerxocño joti ez'e tsaiñ'añ' "sect'acñ'ojíaxiý txiuñc'e xenuz."


I can't attend the flatfish and coconut (or was it mango?) feast due to tooth decay and getting rather upset about staining my eye-catching dress with campfire soot, so don't waste time sorting through and measuring platters for my circumstantial ally Miúñ'o whether or not his offer to "make me a hero for a ciugkji" was just figurative.


Cozcual tum'ay (:


gn (:
Secmiūj jál xil xil eý iarje 23 je 🥳 (xen setnayn he aýaii pfi secatx ñua ruhu marco lol)


I just turned 23 🥳 (I don't have cake so I made fried chicken rice lol)


Un' jál xauñ' soc'ul' jux ej


That's pretty much half of reading Soc'ul'
Cuoj cudiyan, usxenūrax jál seicxeý seicróc'ádz'i Ximeceutumyan.


Damn, this reminds me I gotta flesh out Sìmucau Day.


Cozen cozen


No u
Hazen t'acñ'o jiñ'al Enajer' ūsar'u xenuz jál jál; ji āhc'uaý jiñ'al xad xenuz xen secc'uáx


Just an old war hero from southern Anajrn; what war he's from I still haven't figured out


Il ji


You have now
Miu ūtsaúxjí hez'i tumyan tumyan je, dáza dáza.


He's been busy (cooking) all day.


Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez'e cuzux neiad hed' uasil eý xil' eý


Anyone here? I'ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town
Miur' uxauciý ñomuír cer'ei c'ez cual séí séí.


Tax policy came up so of course, séí séí.


Secuc' un' "xen'"


I'll take that as a no
Buámu an'ñéi ai an'xeý tuilyad.


Buámu the dog comes to me for scraps.


Uc' jí ez'e eylac nezi ez'e neiji jñ'ch coil he


Imagine standing instead of running smh my head
R'u jiumjiúm ñia ne xil xil eý āhharuc'.


He went around the corner as soon as he saw me.


Ū un' un' "Sehr'u" jutxux Āhsoc'ul'z'i


Oh also it's just "Sehr'u" in Soc'ul'
Āhun' jál ne, xum, iysuxad nutsem.


And just like that, whoosh, the torch went out.


Cual uc' cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder' xen jál r'u āhsehr'u


Ye it'd be neat if we had enough people but we don't have enough to keep it going
Cual cual corñéiej āl xenuz, t'úc'á t'úc'á.


Please get out of my face, your breath is bad.


Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol


Íūréūs éá cuicui, biebiah, íūláx jál autsad.


Ā cual lol
The giant took its bullets and yeet, made this archipelago.




Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil
Aja pm'íz'uh, uarara añ'n'eh n'eh!


Look, a six-plumed bird of paradise, how beautiful!


C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?


Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?
Ih cozr'iylz'i hez'i tum'ay uc' c'ez coxuc' vahai úlú úlú.


If you go out at night you might see fireflies glow.


En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhsecxeyi xeyi


There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick
Ji añ'úlú tumad tumad r'úx xemux.


The wind is making the fire glow brighter.


Xen jul'zi ej hé í cozc'uáx hez'i xuaylac


Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context
Aíjí curyan col, t'eueu t'eueu t'eueu, í coi xen euý il.


A whole month passed, searching on and on, but they were never found again.


Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i


I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun
Ū pmú pmú coxār ār nál'!


Oh your (chubby) baby is so cute!


Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol


Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
Setnxauc' Pmú yama he āhun' je, ē... añ'c'uc'zi ñél pmú.


I named my parrot Pmú because, well... she kind of looks like the inside of a dragonfruit.


Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?


Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
Ū c'en coxsuiai ej ua váv xañ' váv xañ'ad?


Oo can you also play the flute or small drum or large drum?


Cud ieuiai


Skill issue
R'uc' harjíax Mivca jax hed', dū.


Mivca will start us off with the jax, dū.


Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?


Oo which word's "English"?
Noc'í n'am'é layzad je ez' jutxux, t'it'it'í.


At once they all shot into the battlefield, t'it'it'í.


Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o


Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
Ji hují ýéné uc'zi xec'en cuder' cuder'.


He's clearly had too many drinks.


A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?


Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
Unáldi uc'uc'zi íyey, jix jix nanam.


The stew seems ready, jix jix nanam.


Cual cual, cun' hej íuxteineiñ?


Nice, got a link?
Ih cozxenúilai c'ez ñ'oú uñ'ueñe laidzijí, cñacña!


If you don't go to sleep the sleep monster will eat you, cñacña!


Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual


I like it, and I think it's well organized
Nueu có nabil barubaru r'uz iyr'iylz'i láxjí.


The child found a brush and barubaru, started their creative journey.


Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?


Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
Xil eý āhxauciý Uxcan xad āhjíý vur'ej cux nu, ū saumu ne átxuuátxu.


When Uxcan was told what happened to his favorite fuaraj, oh he was too angry for words.


Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?


Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?
Hucuiji leydieiñ ne cuder' cuder' xeuaidi, cetxícñ, huýeu.


He threw the ball too close to the goalpost and, cetxícñ, missed.


Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'


Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy
Setnjey jey ñe je uemil, í añ'jíxnuz añ'muzax mau c'ez usñéi bucbucbuc ha bímuvi.
 
I brought the gourd all the way home, but the cat knocked it over and there went my work, glug.
 
 
Coi āhhuhán' yanxad riýan hanxeý joti hanjí maijeve je cual, biucbiucbiuc.
 
To finish the main course you just need to add a little wine like so, glug.
 
 
Cuoj muzad Iaiul, xen socxauc xad ez'e cozjen' nid' al'a eý āhueylac lupmi jenxad?
 
Dammit Iaiul, what did I tell you about swimming whenever lionfish are in the water?
 
 
Xen je āhíúnriñonjíax riñonjíax Xemcan mevenāl?
 
Why did Xemcan make monkfish so ugly?
 
 
R'uz úimuz iuxeiñ laiuas yan'yan coi uýeu, aixai.
 
Once the wooden toy fell into the river it was lost, aixai.
 
 
Ih cuuc'zi uc'zi jir' r'ez coxuc' añ'mayai jál eý jenjen pfýani.
 
If you look closer you'll see clownfish hiding in there.
 
 
Jí tumyan tum'ay tumyan je, ar' ar' ar', coi hantocjíax txím'il cual cual yañ'an je.
 
She went on day and night, ar' ar' ar', until she whittled a spear worthy of the gods.
 
 
Ueylac il jen teúíl cuder Jízījo.
 
There's usually lots of angelfish in the Jizijo river.
 
 
Hanhal' cunaia il hanú t'asu, āhiyevú catuñ jam'e.
 
His cure to morning grogginess is t'asu sopped, catuñ, in tea.
 
 
Ūh, miu uc'uc'zi uláx Aíuóc ūs nuñalaj!
 
Ope, looks like Aíuóc was making toebean dip!
 


Jaj cuú ūs nuñal réulal hej, cozey jál beil.


Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz
Don't eat the bean dip with your fingers, take this bread.


Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck


Aíc'uc'zi aíboñ' boñ' n'eú tartxe, āhíúnen el' ec'ej, uc'la ýocla.


Iiah, xen nayn xad xecla xoc, xen je upfenjí muzad upfenjí?
The cavefish look so weird, with clear skin and missing eyes.
Cuoj cñ'ucé, un' ecisém'. Xen setnú hez'i cuder?
U... Ū. MUZAD.


"Ew, what kinda soup is this and why's it so damn oily?"
"Sir, that's chili syrup. How much did you eat?"
"Oh... OH. FUCK."


==Longer texts==
Xen hují ez' ta jux jux í husuiai muzad hēie hēie hēie?
===Oldest written Soc'ul' joke===
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Ijə ukʰə kʷəz-əwə aʃ xux alːa-suʃ, aːaːə sək-arːuː suʒadi-suʃ suʒadi-suʃ xaːlə ʃəwaɨlak aːaːə rəːwagʷuxːi aːaːə sək-uŋəːi əx-suʃ xə ʃakʷ: [u]-xiː kʷumːaga-suʃ.


Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.
Do you three do anything other than fuck around and around and around?


If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.


===Love poem===
Uc' iyyeu colaum hurtxicoil' hurux joti.
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
 
Only the virile male cichlids can have swollen foreheads.
 
 
Heit iarjev iarjev eý, bū, ji c'en ne secjí réú.
 
After all these years, bū, I can barely use my hands anymore.
 
 
Uinayn hed' jál al'a ñéyud ridbet xec'en cuder.
 
That part of the reef has lots of carnation coral.
 
 
Uyan' hez'i bauriad sauxe ziñúx.
 
The wire coral twists around in a spiral.
 
 
Hanxañ' hancol'eu v'ual, pfujib, iymuz ñuý.
 
He cracked the coconut open and splash, out came the milk.
 
 
C'e uhaxaij uem'en ñuimaj neizid' ā líútnad atx.
 
Some kinds of parrotfish can make their own bed nets out of mucus.
 
 
Xen réuai Ilá c'ez c'í oc'áse Nalsu.
 
Ilá didn't notice Nalsu before, bonk, he ran into him.
 
 
Cual cual añ'xauc añ'ats sade
 
Y'know what the frog has a point
 
 
Hanuc' bahutn xem'en tabdi, xen bahutn toc tabdi, āhñ'in' naman co je.
 
You can tell it's a pirapitinga not a red-bellied piranha because it has human teeth.
 
 
Aímaceivejí maceivejí r'úyan āhseicuc' il, jūn' jehuíh cacacaju!
 
The wind was the harshest I've ever seen, jūn' jehuíh cacacaju!
 
 
Añ'n'ez' jenjen cūl' xil eý āhuñ'alzi jenxad.
 
The hatchetfish look beautiful when they jump out of the water.
 
 
tum'aý eý, ā āhsyíún' he iarje cual cozen, secdi coil jál tnírad je, cutu cutu...
 
One night, back when I was your age, we all huddled by this campfire, crackle crackle...
 
 
Añ'curjí añ'nivíljí añ'miúxjí c'íz' xande.
 
Longnose butterflyfish are black, white, and yellow.
 
 
Meneñmeneñ, ñ'iht'er'mez'i Cñisber' jál xauauñ'an.
 
Meneñmeneñ, Cñisber' could tell something was amiss with those city slickers.
 
 
Xen xen secc'ua cozxauc í cuhuriadz'i xañ'eiñ ejjí cuder.
 
I have no clue what you're saying but I love all the doubled letters.
 
 
Xen je āhutumjí tumjí tnírad' jenyan' ā ej je?
 
Why are some rainbow kribs dimmer than others?
 
 
R'uz un' iátan úu coi m'acah Bána n'eú Hiai ne, heit eý naíau naíau.
 
It was a friendly match until Bána made comments about Hiai's husbands, then naíau naíau.
 
 
Jál eý an'cual an'jen' sarar yan'yan iad r'úven ne.
 
The botos around here like to swim alongside our boats.
 
 
Huréúiaz'i ez'e xemjic c'ez di je cō, xiuixiui, xiuixiui.
 
She brought out the sumhyks and the children came around so excited.
 
 
C'e seccuxax, r'uz sechidjí tumyan ej xenuz jiuc usíuvax.
 
Could be better, got sick two days ago and it's still kicking my ass.
 
 
Xauc āhhancuxiý mayven pfec'a āhun' tsad tabed'.
 
She said her favorite caridinas are the ones with red stripes.
 
 
Cur'u jenyan' r'uz ucual sū, í coi coi leuleu.
 
I went down the river and it was nice, sū, but then suddenly leuleu.
 
 
Culáx jál ualax usýanez ez'e uc'uc'zi sauxe xañ'o.
 
When making this dress I was inspired by the look of sea fans.
 
 
Hancur'úi íaíaí c'iéx coz coz umusux en uutx cidīs jux.
 
He walked haphazardly on the litterfall, ruining any chances of a successful hunt.
 
 
Iyr'u cohts sauxe nivlaux jer'u ne.
 
The encrusting gorgonian's hairs move with the current.
 
 
Coxtēuý zau āl eý āhcoxmuziax ñua, ih xen un' c'ez iyjí txuī.
 
Put water on the shovel before you scoop out the rice, otherwise it'll stick.
 
 
Ji uú beñice jál xauc'ad moñ.
 
A starfish is eating that sea pen.
 
 
Iytsiljí heit txeyr c'ez iyr'u ýur'uýu pfeir jutxux mum'ay.
 
The back of the cart came loose and all the lemons tumbled down the hill.
 
 
Uc' añ'c'uc'zi az' evu ziuxux í c'oc ñ'ojin'.
 
Nurse sharks may look harmless but they can still bite.
 
 
Coxcaru coxtēuý xaúx pfec'a imxiu, aja añ'jí, haíhui!
 
Try to put the sealed animal bottle underwater and see what happens, haíhui!
 
 
Setnxeý tum'ay setnxer'eu t'íe diā.
 
I had to untangle a guitarfish from my net last night.
 
 
Humiuji réual yapm', juuux, r'ez uñéi jenjen.
 
He put his finger to the boat and, juuux, the fish started coming.
 
 
Xen je āhañ'jen' ñéiej ā ā yeriá erain?
 
Why do aba abas sometimes swim backwards?
 
 
Aíatxiý xen aílaz ñij eylacan pfi aíxauc iarje xi ta xenuz cñ'ebe cñ'ebe.
 
The tower wasn't built to last, so after 15 years it collapsed.
 
 
Cozhabaux, c'e ñ'oñ'alai jál diā yeme!
 
Careful, those numbfish could shock you!
 
 
Aíjuitej jál tumyan eý ciriciri jena jena ez'e jutxux je āhseicuc' lai.
 
The starry sky sparkling that day was the most beautiful I've ever seen.
 
 
Ih cozjen' suiad suiad c'ez uc' ñ'ob'ei ñ'ouc'ziý ne ne jál diā mexuño.
 
If you swim slower that eagle ray might let you get a closer look at it.
 
 
Miu harxauc úeúeúéú harc'uáx xen an'xeý Taruí cudix cudiyan hed'.
 
Taruí all high and mighty was giving us shitty solutions to problems we didn't have.
 
 
Xil eý āhiytxím' xec sune elc'o, c'ez uc' iymuia iyteudi réu ej hel.
 
When fiddler crabs fight, one can tear the other's arm off.
 
 
R'uz añ'uc'utxux ai í coi añ'uc' mauzi, v'í v'í...
 
The dog was confident until it saw the tiger, v'í v'í...
 
 
Hanūz eji lád í hanjí ley ley.
 
He got the blue-ringed octopus off of him but it was too late.
 
 
Cozuc'zi cozziiadz'i coznevniax auzil jutxux jutxux, dúdú dúdú dúdú.
 
Make sure you sand absolutely all of the table smooth, dúdú dúdú dúdú.
 
 
Uc' coxteirí coxhablaz'i joti, í añ'jenjí jenjí hiaíu cexhú jutxux.
 
You'd think those are just babies, but tropical bottletail squids are all that small.
 
 
Uc' añ'uei yama ez'e ej r'ez ji añ'xauc xec beje beje tumyan tumyan.
 
One parrot must've heard the other and now they go back and forth copying each other all day.
 
 
Añ'eylac heit yaven eý jiár mim'uj ne ne ne.
 
After the flood snakeheads were all over the plain.
 
 
Seicñéz seicuei seicxauciý cuxuj tum il xec'en.
 
Every evening I go out and listen to what the ocean has to say.
 
 
Secuexec c'e āhñ'ihhiañuts núáxix ā, í xen setnc'uai setnjíý xad.
 
I've heard some frogfish can sting, but I don't know which.
 
 
Hueylac jeiñuas ne tsa í, r'ihts, ūh!
 
They were halfway across the bridge but, crack, uh-oh!
 
 
Añ'núhi xaúx juavei cuder pfi cozriyz cozhabaux.
 
A bunch of glaucus washed up so watch your step.
 
 
Miuc iycod'jí xuéxué yaúba.
 
By the smell the banana passionfruit had clearly gone bad.
 
 
Uc' seicnícó cual m'euem'eue iarje uez.
 
Time to drink to celebrate the new year right.
 
 
Cixan miu añ'jí jí burbur burbur arjuxaj āhun' aíxíc' ne je.
 
The poor little puppy was shaking for a while after lightning stuck nearby.
 
 
Ih añ'xauc tatertat maula ñ'oxaui ñ'oxeý ñ'otetniý tetniý.
 
If he paws at you that means he wants more scritches.
 
 
Miu z'aiñéi ur'ur'ur' z'aiuc' ez' jutxux Cievuijeve.
 
Everyone was struggling their way in to see the Three God Kings.
 
 
Aj, nasen hel tumyan tsárá muzad tumyan tsárá jál zibdax.
 
Ugh, I've had this damn stomach ache all day.
 
 
R'uz cozuc'ziax cozxeuár'ují tseduad coi t'ac, cuc' secú sectxadiz jál tum'ay eý.
 
Just carefully aim your bow and t'ac, we'll be eating good tonight.
 
 
Dacíñ dacíñ dacíñ, Cucual'en ez'e r'úven col.
 
Dacíñ dacíñ dacíñ, I hated the whole boat ride.
 
 
Butut butut, miu ji añ'di uuxuu meven je.
 
Butut butut, the seafoam keeps piling up on the coast.
 
 
Uxeý ē... n'ejic iupfuñ muzr'u, pfi ji secjí, lēū...
 
Needs uh... about a small cup of simple syrup, so I'll just, lēū...
 
 
Saumu Nī nálco, r'ez coz al'a eý tenem āhhannabilz'i xuc'oy āhhuatx tsad' ehc'ad.
 
Nī angered the old woman, and from then on when painting left a streak in the middle.
 
 
Miur' ez'e xañ', cuit cuit cuit, miu c'e ují ñusad.
 
The drums starting, cuit cuit cuit, the festival was ready to begin.
 
 
Íúsuc'zi tejú xemux je cudiyan, aíc'uc'zi xuvexe.
 
The demon glared at me through the fire with its shimmering form.
 
 
Coi coi cutercoiuj, mū, yanrid' n'iui uas.
 
At last we reached it, mū, the oldest kapok tree in the forest.
 
 
Ujízī jutxux c'uaseye ne usjí usuc'iý xen' í jí uihuih Aíuóc.
 
The whole view was calm, the only action in sight was Aíuóc cleaning herself.
 
 
Suílai tabde, búvú búvú, cohuc' l'avenjí; l'imúe cozsuílai, búvú búvú, xen cozxenūc'?
 
A soldier does their job, búvú búvú, and you see the horror of it; you, a butcher, do your job, búvú búvú, and are blind?
 
 
Xen je xen āhhanc'ua uc' hancurilaxiý jál txerimuve ez'e yan'?
 
Why don't these Kilimossu people know they should be afraid of snakes?
 
 
Heit tumyan r'ūj āhneji neji neji eý, jí ib'i ib'i ib'i c'en ne eylac' Abutsádi.
 
After a long day of running around and around and around, Abutsádi was so exhausted he could barely stand up.
 
 
Secjíau cuñ'ante, c'ez hez'i xil jál, rit, secnoc'í jutxux.
 
Our kugnanta gave the signal, and all at once, rit, we fired.
 
 
Setncual Setnxoñíl jerine, ují c'ux c'ux c'ux réuziad.
 
I've never liked porridge, the texture's too mushy.
 
 
Hanú hititi Ciūa xeuád aýaii jutxux, nez aicojí hán' āhatx juño juño jeý?
 
Despite being told not to, Little Ciūa ate all the rice cakes; were the chefs who made them for the rest of the village happy?
 
 
Miu ñéi xañ'uóc cux en, ýur, ýur, ýur!
 
In comes our favorite wrestler, ýur, ýur, ýur!
 
 
Ū uc'iý cualjíý āhxauc yabyabyab pfi haney ié jeñ'juatn tnír xen hanhabaux.
 
Oh you should've seen him hashafashasha after he took some freshly deep-fried gecko without paying attention.
 
 
Ji coraí ciñciñ aí mau í un' ez'e bīn bīn xen'e xen'e.
 
Your cat keeps yelling at me even though it's nowhere near her food time.
 
 
Jaj coxréuai jál uēnei, c'ez xah cozurzi.
 
Don't touch that jellyfish, or xah you'll regret it.
 
 
Jí txetxeh al'a eñje jutxux ne hurco ne hurco, c'ez uc' teirí āhmiūj xeinama ojis.
 
He spends all his time and money going from prostitute to prostitute, you'd think he'd get tired after a while.
 
 
Uc' íúnsaumuý Xíýan úeyl'a en muj, cerūm cerūm cerūm!
 
Xíýan must've been angry with the quality of our offering, boom boom boom!
 
 
Dindi tumyan dindi tum'ay, c'er' cidji ñe muzue hé eý.
 
After day and night of building, their new home was ready to live in.
 
 
R'u jux je ñujenec r'u haccá haccá xeuaé.
 
Everywhere the provincial governor goes he surrounds himself with guards.
 
 
Huaicojíaxiý xen', c'ez r'u nunum néu nunum nem.
 
Nothing else to do, she paced around right and left.
 
 
Xauc ím il āhsehteirí.
 
She speaks in a way that makes me know she's safe.
 
 
Miu añ'aicojí aicojí uc' añ'cés Úuaj pmira jenadeiñ eý bá bá.
 
Úuaj is so happy swimming around in the pond trying to catch lilypads.
 
 
Hutetn v'eijeh Sivzu hïñ'ulb'es hïñ'ulb'es n'eíd' pméj xeú di jimu je.
 
Sivzu made light of the mayor's new statue by scraping drawings of many phalluses onto its rear.
 
 
Ū cuoj úuaj híhí, cual cual, daū daū āl eý āhsecjí ñéz.
 
Oh come here little buddy, there you go, biiig stretch before we go outside.
 
 
Miu ulec uýemax ýemax xañ' resúz baij neian je, rambam, rambam.
 
The rhythm keeper prepares by rocking his knuckles on the chair, rambam, rambam.
 
 
Z'aiñéi niviýan jácujácu nez hanaijzi uc'la.
 
Once they got to the summit they were too out of breath to appreciate the view.
 
 
Iyc'uc'zi r'ám r'ám boñ' ez'e el' az āhsetnlec' xen'e.
 
Shark skin feels weirdly rougher than I guessed it would.
 
 
Pfū pfū pfū, xauc xauc xauc xen r'ez ur'u r'úvnid', en aíeyvñ'urjí juu hé.
 
Pfū pfū pfū, no matter how hard he blew the sailboat didn't budge, his magic wasn't what it used to be.
 
 
Jí pfiac pfiac pfiac, z'aic'ualai z'aiúzñe Aian ñéiejax lád xenuz n'eú.
 
He kept digging and digging and digging, hoping to reach Aian and bring his husband back from the dead.
 
 
Cucual cuūts ñéi cuuei didi tumyan cual jál eý saum eý.
 
On days like this I like to stay inside the saum and listen to the pitter-patter of the rain.
 
 
Ih uxemuxjí cuder' txiren c'ez uxauc jij miu āhhujíúl je jenad.
 
If the cooking sheet is hot enough, it will make a hiss as you flick water onto it.
 
 
Āhhanatx miula ej c'e hansuiai cual ax ramvam.
 
Putting two leaves together, you can use them like a buzzy instrument.
 
 
R'uz secuc' ceix r'uz xuyaxaia nez sechabaux seclai r'ūj xad.
 
When I first saw my great grandchild, I was so incredibly happy that I didn't care how much longer I had to live.
 
 
Miu lēl í jepm'epm' r'uz uc' āhlēl sesen'ante je.
 
They were laughing until they realized that was the zazannanta they were laughing at.
 
 
R'uz sehñéi sehuc' laidzi hán úd' āhuxem eý coz laúz muz unaxúúa mutsen.
 
When we arrived to see the chef asleep in front of burnt food, he woke up and got red in the face with embarrassment.
 
 
Cuxeý cuxañ' vuala r'ūj cual je íex āl āhsīhtan xeuár'u eý.
 
You need to pound out the iron into the right length before you more precisely shape it.
 
 
Setnianiax setndiyem cuice jehuíh vuxvux seicc'uc'zi seicr'úven xec'en.
 
I hung the loincloths up to dry, and with how they were whipping around in the wind you'd think we were on the high seas.
 
 
Cuoj mamabai cozxaineax mamabai.
 
Grandpa, go make your grandpa/grandchild proud.
 
 
An'yen jótih cual, an'xeyad an'xec'en miu an'suílai an'xauc mer.
 
He's a good apprentice, helping me make biscuits and purring as he works.
 
 
R'uz r'uz cucol'eu ñéiad miu ují butubutu úaru je ajeid' ib.
 
As soon as I opened the door a horde of mice went scurrying under the beds.
 
 
Cozýemax āhcozuc' ez'e yan'
 
Turn over for instructions
 
 
Xil eý āhucet'ex muzad c'an jutxux cumerieyjax sī sī āhuxaneiñz'i.
 
Once all the proper dirt's imported, we'll have it packed level enough to be used as a sports field.
 
 
Secíuv julzidum, miur' cu- iehe - aiā cuoj ýañ'an muzad!
 
My morning was pretty lousy, first I - hic - agh damn ýans!
 
 
Setnñéiejax ñe je Nabaj miu añ'uc' yari c'ez añ'jí vū.
 
As I was taking Nabaj back to the house she saw a treeshrew, so whoosh she went.
 
 
Miur' añ'xauc' ní ní tsadixaj ax hab miuc secteirí āhinmuzm'e uim he yañ'an.
 
When the tiger cub started calling for its mother, we thought we were royally fucked.
 
 
Cozuc', tabed' āhxauc ní:
 
Behold, the knights who say ní:
 
 
Ū, uahúi uc' ji hanrútax noc'ou jabii.
 
Oo, smells like the neighbors must be boiling jackfruit.
 
 
Añ'iuxjí iuxjí, jahjau r'úl r'ez añ'jí xiuixiui, í uc' socmaiv miu āhañ'jin' añ'iux ā ā miun añ'réuai āhñ'in' aíl.
 
He's very playful, just do a quick feint and he gets all excited, but I should warn you he often bites when playing and doesn't realize how big he is.
 
 
Hareuax harmiujiý xeiad' je meýuuóc ā xayemeiñ āhumayauxax mayauxax cují ximxim je cumerieyj yupfrei nivíl nid' váv umojom el' ne.
 
Some customers request that I put glitter on the pots to make them stick out more, so what I do is either sprinkle it on and press it in with this old sheet, or mix it into the glaze.
 
 
Ñéi né lúlulú heit tumyan í r'u cual jál tumyan, pfi uc' hancuxax riyl.
 
He came in limping the other day but was walking fine today, so his leg must be better.
 
 
Ji uatseylac aiñā xeú, uc' ucur jál jál ez'e pfū xeuád.
 
The stones are so perfectly balanced, even a slight breeze could knock them over.
 
 
Uc' añ'eylac eylac yama hé ai, r'ūño al'a eý xeyē r'ez añ'jí b'ah b'ah.
 
Their parrot must be around the dog a lot, whenever a stranger comes by he starts barking.
 
 
Setnjeyec il tum eý réunal' setnteudi hez'i uic'ad jál āhsetnúax bie siha teyr'lauóc.
 
When I'm done selling bananas by evening, I cut one into slices to play catch with the cursewriter's capuchin.
 
 
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Miu suílai uc' tabl'a ___.
 
May ___ be injured at work.
 
 
Hanmiuji auzil auzr'ují eý Hiai neiehui xen c'ua, c'ez iyjí bih jutxux bih xem'en eý.
 
Hiai put the marbles on the crooked table without thinking, so one by one they all plonked onto the floor.
 
 
Yanux cuder' cuder' c'ez hují ceceh ceceh hucur út nu.
 
He was bored, so he messed with his chair's leg until it broke.
 
 
Xen xauib váv cuiux nez nez secc'ua āhun' jál xad cuzil boñ'.
 
It's not a microbat or a flying squirrel so I have no clue what that weird feathered thing is.
 
 
Xauc dédédé āhmeýu aul' cudziu xenuz ez' abañca, í socxauc cual xen xen sehhabaux.
 
He went on and on about one of his regulars buying from a rival stall, but honestly I couldn't care less.
 
 
Jál ne setncual maumau.
 
I also like cats.
 
 
...Uc' cutabl'a ab'úziié jál cer'ei yemu āhāh, hejé, securzi, xen secxauc āhsecriíau āl?
 
...You'd be dealing with paperwork for those taxes and fees and so on, ahem, sorry, where was I before my rant?
 
 
Añ'xauc hiriri āhuc'uc'zi ne lēl co vicña basi coil' he xenuz.
 
The quetzal above us made a trill that almost sounded like a human laugh.
 
 
Ih āhcoxjí elúlú néu jax a cual, coxsui coxsas tabexua je.
 
If you wiggle your fingers on the right side of the jax like so, you'll get a much better sound.
 
 
Miu yailz'i muzm'eih coi lacsilacsi, eu xai heit xenuz avíya maúx itxi itxi hanhiandoc' hanjey ñe je.
 
When packing up their belongings after having sold off their inventory, the manager found the tiniest little kitten behind the building and decided to take it home.
 
 
Aíún' tum'ay tum'ay, lan hují muzad xad lalam lalam ji seccaru seclaidzi?
 
It's the middle of the night, what the hell are they doing walking around up there when I'm trying to sleep?
 
 
Aiā munun, xen seiclec' seiccudjí cudjí julzidum éād' cuj!
 
Agh brr, I didn't expect mornings up in the mountains to be so bad!
 
 
Hanxeuai ez'e hianxad muiār je múr aiu r'ez iyjí nalana ibeha.
 
He threw a clump of dried mud at one of the mahogany's branches and samaras started spiraling down.
 
 
C'e cuuei hez'i uc'zi auzr'u eñjar xenuz, rúú, ucisi cisi huiu.
 
We could hear it clearly across the grove, rúú, the village was in grave danger.
 
 
Humiuji teuii ne ceñ ñuco ñuxacex nu pfi xil eý miu āhr'ūño sicis co āhuxem' xayem, uc' usaumu saumu uatsad.
 
The idiot put his shopping list next to the grinding wheel so when someone came by to use it a spark caught it on fire, his whole village is gonna be pissed.
 
 
C'uc'zi cob'ail' cual ibáx, í sehhabaux xen' miuc xauc suā coil he ne ne.
 
The grandkids seemed like they were up to trouble, but I didn't pay them any mind until a sling bullet whooshed right by my head.
 
 
Miu handi Íceu tuxili cod' ā tsihts, muz hianxad ne cur réu.
 
Íceu was collecting from a partially rotted nutgall tree when snap, he fell with a branch and broke his arm.
 
 
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Secc'uaz āhjí ez' ej jál eý xad xaucñ'a āhur'u xem'en xenuz m'e je
 
I wonder who else here has a bottom-to-top script
 
 
Ji aíuc'utxux aíjí xiii xiii en seccur nem'enuóc cux.
 
Of course it's so hot out after I break my favorite fan.
 
 
Cuoj coxdúdú coil joti yama, cozjí xū xū miu coxdúdú.
 
Make sure you only pet the parrot on the head, and be very gentle when you're petting it.
 
 
Cuuei yimim róño balec bateu jad xeuail ta sesan'ec.
 
With my ear to the doorpost, I heard the group plotting to kill the county governor's heir.
 
 
Huýoc' hují Ácíl líútnad c'ez hují z'it tum'ay z'it tum'ay z'it tum'ay.
 
Ácíl forgot to put the bed net up so spent all night getting bitten by insects.
 
 
Iyxeý iyxauc zic zic zic toctoc uc' āhunevni ujem'ujjí je úatsad cual c'e ují.
 
The knives need to be super sharp so the cuts are as smooth and even as possible.
 
 
Ji setnñéi setnhabzi il yama nu lar' añ'xauc úāc úāc úāc coi añ'xauc muzad xoñíl.
 
From the moment I come to watch his parrots they keep talking and talking and never shut the hell up.
 
 
Āhxauc habah habah, muj āhseceylac eý, ueylac xare xem'utsem āhusuxad āij āij.
 
Once upon a time, the ground on which we stand was an ancient city that was wiped out by disease.
 
 
Āuya, setnteirí setnñéiý al'a r'uc' āhseclaidzi.
 
Āuya, I think it's about time we head to bed.
 
 
Aí tumeú cudiyan ehc'ad ajeid' eý xauc "xemux" c'ez bataram bataram bataram oc'áse cur co éj.
 
Some asshole in middle of the crowd yelled "fire" causing a huge panic that trampled eight people to death.
 
 
Hanýeu Ácíl xeyil jeñ'ay, pfi iyxauc beb'e beb'e beb'e coi āhuūts xen' xem'ian joti.
 
Ácíl forgot about the pot of stock, so it boiled and boiled until nothing was left but tar.
 
 
Uc' ey laiuasuóc ýirýiruóc, al'a eý āhsetncuj jál pfiá iyaí bíhú.
 
The carpenter must have a new apprentice, whenever I get up from this chair it makes a loud squeak.
 
 
Coxjí nei c'ic'ic'i cñá al'a ā coxmiuji uic'ad', setnñéiý mamau ñéhx!
 
Chop up some mangoes quick for the platters, we have surprise guests!
 
 
Uhianax cih yan'ad' umuzey xec'en je uaí nál'um.
 
All of a sudden the ropes snapped, dropping a crate of dried fruits into the sea.
 
 
Iyjí biebiah réú ueylac cixan xeiad cier' c'ez ciritxu, iymusux jadíl ūsad col.
 
A careless hand met an unfortunately placed pot of ink and sploosh, the whole batch of mead was ruined.
 
 
Ih miu hují cuccuc cuccuc cuccuc ñéiad' jutxux, al'a al'a coz noc'uj ez' ñéu uc' āhr'ihts cuccuc coil hé.
 
If he keeps going around knocking on everyone's doors, he'll eventually be answered by some household head ready to knock his head in.
 
 
Tum'ay eý āhsetnñ'alzi c'í Ac'a ūsiux auzil dere, pfi sehc'uáx hancoxiatxer hanxec'.
 
Ac'a jumped his drunk ass onto the table slamming it into the floor last night, so we decided he'll pay for replacement.
 
 
Seicxeý seicuc' ez' tumyan joti xacuj cual xen usnivi dámadáma jál cuzad.
 
I wish we'd have just one day of nice weather instead of this never-ending rain.
 
 
Txadiz yaven ne ne can'r'in c'ez xeý ñéiej déné déné iupf.
 
She filled her bowl to the point of almost overflowing, so she had to walk very carefully back to her mat.
 
 
Miu cuxah jenyan' cuuei ier'īr' cueu uinayn sade nál'az heit.
 
We heard a croak as we passed the river and found it was from a backpack frog.
 
 
Xauc c'en xeyad cuder miulah xare r'uz yailz'i úd'eiñ iñe iñe.
 
A silence fell when the city doctor said he couldn't do any more to help and started putting his supplies away.
 
 
R'uz huhán' il harat'ux coi hujíax jaruúj ā āhiyíyeyjíax coxau.
 
First he puffs up the rice and then he crushes up some of it to thicken the sauce.
 
 
Uc' hansaumu saumu saumu xad coaj ñeuóc, coz xil eý ñ'ihtsireu zirizi jad' uasad cual xeñisc'iac.
 
He must've done something to piss off the local chimps pretty bad, one day a troop ganged up on him dragging him into the jungle and he was never seen again.
 
 
Uxauc txartxar biñ' có xepmane tsilven r'uz ur'iylz'i.
 
The brave little duiker hopped over the rivulet and started its adventure.
 
 
Cozey, cozxeý cozú ñúúá jerine hám'iu r'ez cozxeuiadjí cozcéuxjí.
 
Here you go, you need to eat your porridge and cheese to grow big and strong.
 
 
Huiux tumyan tsa xenuz iátan jál joti, c'en hují ánuh ej ej eý mocu ñomuír.
 
After half a day of just one match, bested he finally ran out of valid moves.
 
 
Corñéz xen'e, setnxeý setnjí yúmá yúmá maý.
 
Go on without me, I have to round up the goats.
 
 
Coi hanjí xuíbi xuíbi cexhú julzidum r'ez c'er' iyrút tsexa ne.
 
She finished peeling all those oranges for the morning so they were ready to boil in the stew.
 
 
Ih uc' hují jí dapfí dapfí jál vad coz tabl'áx co.
 
If he keeps whipping that staff around like that eventually he's gonna hurt someone.
 
 
Sehur āhhuc'utsñui Íanádi nál'em coz jí átsih átsih átsih al'a mīüc je.
 
We forgot Íanádi's allergic to peppers so the whole party they were just achoo achoo achoo.
 
 
Ñéi mút jál tum eý mernante xen huc'ua huūtsiý uas tococ'ej.
 
That evening the marnanta came alone, not knowing he was expected and unwelcome.
 
 
Cují tueu he ez'e jutxux cual xauil air; hanxauc bel'bel il Ñeinam txicñ setnuc' miu setnnoc'í.
 
Our hunting party has everything down to a simple routine; Ñeinam makes a call to the ducks and we shoot them as they come into view.
 
 
Hanc'uc'zi ruhū muzad miu jí lūl'ūn lūl'ūn lūl'ūn.
 
By the way he was strutting around you'd think he was a damn chicken.
 
 
An'xauc nab nab ñij il cudiyanaj í ji an'ār pfi setnúax ñij il ūtsad hed'.
 
The little shit always bites me but he's still cute so I always give him a treat.
 
 
Ují pfáu cñuiah pfáu pfexremje nez ucod'jí miu āhucuzaxiý.
 
The meat strands are dried out into leather to stop it spoiling in transit.
 
 
Secxauc tsatsa tsatsa ehc' miu hareuax harméuitx.
 
My heart was racing when he asked me to join his marriage.
 
 
Ih uc' ji jí seýe jál atrúl uc' c'ez ñéz ñéz seýe ad āhāh.
 
If that oaf is going to keep acting like that he can bumble on back to his farm or whatever.
 
 
Uc' huñéi huuc' uiriuiri jam' jeym en, uc' cohc'ua!
 
They'll come from far and wide to see my unique art, just you wait!
 
 
Coi ují rēr moñ xem'en n'ul je, r'uz iyūz muibena upfen xenuz.
 
When the sand is done pouring into the bottom of the bottle, the soursops are ready to take out of the oil.
 
 
Setncual setnñéi setnuei rireí xaúx cuice tsil.
 
I like to come and listen to the mockingbirds tweet.
 
 
Jí xacira xacira tum'ay coz xañcexa xañcexa julzidum.
 
They danced the night away and could barely walk in the morning.
 
 
Ih xen secneji uc' seccual secjí laiuas t'aye, utoc'iý uaí iúuu muzad í coi un'eh.
 
When I'm not in a hurry I like to use wood with burls, pain in the ass to carve but looks great.
 
 
Miu miu setndi ez'e nálul' āhañ'ñéz ýirýir usiánaj ār ār.
 
Right as I was collecting some eggs, one of them came open and the cutest little hognose snake came out.
 
 
Iyjí bulu dabu nujey tabexua jenxad.
 
The ladle dips in and out comes liquid gold.
 
 
Coi setnutxem āl ienaue c'ez setnxeý setnjí huah heit.
 
The ienaue is done on the first side so I need to flip it over.
 
 
Hanjí mírí mírí yua hanmiuji xañ'o āhhanmuzey.
 
He gathered up the seeds to put back into the basket he dropped.
 
 
Xil xil eý sehxauc' taitu sehjíý joh tejú.
 
As soon as I said his name he turned around to glare at me.
 
 
C'e uei xah sixi sixi ez' jutxux, í caru jilyi jutxux.
 
He could hear them all whispering as he walked past, but he tried not to pay it any mind.
 
 
Secxauc t'ert'er' t'ert'er' muzad, uc' socjí joti ej xec.
 
I'm so tired of this bullshit, let's do something different for once.
 
 
Secjí tsacatsa tsacatsa il xec ailal coz añ'xeinama.
 
My puppies like to chase each other until they're tired.
 
 
Uiux Cñisber' muzad coi añ'jí uimuim tsed' diyem en eý eý ñ'in' je cudiyan.
 
When Cñisber' was done playing in the mud he shook right in front of our drying clothes because he's an asshole.
 
 
Íūcuj cuj ýañ'an mupfian jiéx aíñ'alai aílec tsárá.
 
High above the misty forest the ýans dance and plan their mischief.
 
 
Cohūts hez'i xil laidzi laidzi rūrūn.
 
Give him a second and he'll be out cold snoring.
 
 
Añ'cuj añ'r'ūño añ'xauc xen'e tsīhī háuháu.
 
The laughing falcon called from afar as it flew by.
 
 
Jí āiābe c'ez secjí āiābe uc'zi uc'zi.
 
He couldn't sleep so of course that means neither could I.
 
 
Huuc' huxemul'z'i Cuc' Cuder'úuóc jenad coz huūz ýuý ýuý jutxux, coi coi ji umiūj jál mutxañ' je.
 
Old Man Glutton got thirsty when he saw the lake so gulped it all away, and eventually it turned into this valley.
 
 
Hují c'iāh xeiad haneu eý liñ'.
 
He chopped at the vase and found a large ocarina inside.
 
 
Cuñéiej cuxecix curéuzi xeybin' pfeir í harjí huj tumeú setnýeu.
 
I was walking back from the market with a basket of lemons but some asshole shoved me and I lost them.
 
 
Uxauc vúiú ñéven eý éin xeuiad, umaiv uñéz r'úven c'ez uc' huñéi ab'ei.
 
Large flags were swaying on the dock, warning boats to leave before the army arrived.
 
 
C'e huuei bahah auzr'u ñéd' c'ez uc' tum'uc'jí tum'uc'jí xeý ceymaziý cou.
 
You could hear the slap across the room; someone must've been too rowdy and needed a correction.
 
 
Hanxetxeí Aisu ez'e yén' coz xauc bici bici Sivíl.
 
Aisu slipped on a piece of timber bamboo and Sivíl let out a little laugh.
 
 
Z'aixauc cececi uemyan uemyan jumem cuz.
 
By his stuttering he was clearly upset about the situation.
 
 
Uxauc cut cut xañ'ad cem'cam xeuár'u xare en ne c'areñ āhlec' aíý í xen āháñcámbus.
 
The drums rumbled as the kharag paraded through our city's streets, expecting cheers but deserving none.
 
 
Ūts curyañ'an yul'uyun'an uc' ñéi uc'o juño r'i.
 
They've been waiting months for the priest to come to their mining town.
 
 
Ji eylac hez'i ziu, ji íúnmuz muz íúnú ānumēn jál cudiyañ'an muzarji lax xec' tum'uc'.
 
While we're here starving, those rich fucks sit around gorging on exotic animals from the mainland.
 
 
Setnñéz setnjí dahdah Nabaj, setnc'ualai xen'e miu āhañ'cualjíý.
 
I gave Nabaj a little pet when I left, hopefully he'll be okay while I'm gone.
 
 
Iyxauc dembe rév'en dembe cayul' cuité.
 
What was left of the barge bobbed on the waves.
 
 
Yaz hīxī jál ñuxacex xuat'eú, pfi uc' setnlaidzi heit aul' en cix āhr'ūño.
 
Someone's gone on a spree stealing from this sector of the market, so I'm going to sleep behind my stall in case they visit.
 
 
C'en seclaidzi c'ez iyaí hān'ā auzr'u réúia eý nál' noc'ou muzad!
 
I can't sleep with the damn neighbors' baby crying on the other side of the wall!
 
 
En uc' ejhuatx al'a ez'e jutxux āhhuýoc', í r'ez coz ují múr jenxad.
 
It would take a long time to rebuild all that was lost, but the water eventually retreated.
 
 
Eylac eylac āhxauc nin nin c'uc'zi vocovocuiý āl.
 
He just stood there blinking with a confused look on his face.
 
 
Iyjí lili lili jál zarem al'a, c'ez uc' xetxeí cou āhr'u ne.
 
This part of the deck is too slippery, people are going to fall if they come through.
 
 
Añ'c'uc'zi añ't'iarax ueil m'ūc'ō añ'curilaxiý buijij cuijai, pfi cuc'uáx cumuzax xev'en xen'e bab'a réuec nux.
 
The stray buijij looked scared, flattening its ears and slowly backing away, so I decided to put a handful of roe down for it from a safe distance.
 
 
Ucualjí cualjí teicou í numáma numáma uaíljíý.
 
Gii berry wine is great but with how strong it is it takes a bit to get used to.
 
 
Xen secxeý secxenúilai nún'ú socxauc joti xec.
 
I'm tired and don't feel like staying up just to talk.
 
 
Uc' uc' miu secuc'ziý secjeiñax có pfútxeu c'ez usxem' ur'ūt réulal.
 
I should've been paying attention when my kid was pouring my fjuucau tea, it overflowed burning my fingers.
 
 
Añ'jí uúcñ txicñ yan' jenad añ'cés jenjen azt'a.
 
The anhinga dove into the lake and caught some kind of jasper-red fish.
 
 
Uc' iyxemjí xemjí jál beil, iyxauc tsapm' tsapm' uc' c'e āhhanjí uic'ad.
 
This bread must be pretty old, it's so hard you could use it as a plate.
 
 
Uei tsir tsir tsir uc' ur tum'ay ñéiax noc'ou xem'iu.
 
With all that hissing the neighbors must've forgotten to bring their firewood in last night.
 
 
Cuxauc tarxe usxauc jen'ax txixux.
 
I spoke to the cave and it perfectly echoed back.
 
 
Cual cual xen cozmiuji jur' auzil, c'ez iyjí sisesise.
 
Please don't put the seaweed on the table, it gets it all sticky.
 
 
Uxauc rī ñéiad ñéi xeyuxih.
 
The door creaked open as the shepherd came in.
 
 
Usuiad ráu xare coi ziujíaxiý ez'e yextxa.
 
The city slowly fell as the blockade starved it out.
 
 
Cuceymaz xen ceymaz selezele uic'ad jál r'úh, c'ez āhseceylac secxenūr xil joti eý r'uz c'en āhsecjí en āhtxadiziý.
 
I keep meaning to fix the wheel on that cart but the only time I remember is when I can't because it's loaded up.
 
 
Ji ji setnxenūr, xil pficácá āhyaz a cé he.
 
I still remember it, the moment they took my father away before my eyes.
 
 
Harxauc' cou cual nana í noc'uj xen' āhsecxauc' cual nana.
 
People call me mother* but don't answer when called child.
 
 
Cuñéi r'aice eý Seroñ'eñ.
 
I went to Zhergwvg in a dugout.
 
 
Uc' socsauc tsi tsi xenuz ih āhcordiuzyec corñéiejax sáuríl xen'e.
 
I'll lend you a few hundred if you promise to give them back undamaged.
 
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Soccuj! Sehatxiý Tauxa.
 
Hello! I was made by Tauxa.
 
 
Cuuc' cucual ez'e n'eh jál ej nu ne xen āhseceuax coil.
-xen c'uaijí
 
Admire someone else's beauty without questioning your own.
-unknown
 
 
Jaj corcur ehc' - Xen corcur ehc'
 
Don't destroy my heart - Don't destroy my heart
 
 
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Cut'uit'ui il tec,
Ban' tec ez'e āu,
Syíún' ad en c'ua.
 
I scatter the grain,
The grain is my example,
My farm is the mind.
 
 
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Yan'iý āhsetnr'uax āl ez' cohjí ab'ei je sutxiux ej jutxux āhāz cual je. Cuxauc jál je xad jál jál, coraijziý tabed' a yan'yan Siieme.
 
It was requested that we send one last message in our defense before you send in the army. To this we say but one thing: the rivers of Zjiiama will appreciate your men.
 
 
Cuoj Ñēyñ'o c'uayud, cueyax laiuas jutxux cuzad! Xen r'úiad c'ez c'e sechán'?
 
Ñēyñ'o you dumbass, you left all the wood out in the rain! Now how are we gonna cook?
 
 
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"Cuoj Apfája,
Xen r'úiad boñaboña uic'ad boñaboña?
Unréú, iadz'i uñ'ueñe ñéi av jál uñ'ueñe."
 
"Apfája,
How are your buttocks so round?
My short arms got into (this) monster or that monster."
 
 
Cual cual xen corcur, sehan' he hey (añ'c'uayudjí c'uayudjí ai he āhañ'il je hez'i coil jál jál).
 
Please don't kill me, I have a family (my dog is too stupid to live on his own).
 
 
Ji ji secuc' jál channel. N'ez un' il ez'e xauc hez'i atxjul je, váv xen un' al'a al'a āzuóc je āhxauc xen'e?
 
Just now seeing this channel. Is it usually for in-conlang chat, and/or is it mostly for non-chat showcases?
 
 
Xen miu cozxauc āhcoxuc' tsadixaj? Cuhabaux xen' je āhañ'ār cuder c'ez ji ji muzad ji secxeý secñéz
 
Did you just say you saw a tiger cub? I don't care how cute it is, we need to leave right fucking now
 
 
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Uc' secxeý xeý il hez'i joti cual āhsoceylac ej n'eú ne.
En socjí jensutx ai jál tumyan eý, ñij rév'en xem'en abutsíl,
C'e socréuzi ne ne meven eý, socevúý ualax xem'en abutsíl.
Xil eý secet'euý joti āhsecsuxad secjen' ez' ej n'eú ne.
 
All I will ever truly want is to be with you my spouse again.
I begged you on that day not to leave, not to forever steep beneath the waves,
To be able to hold you close ashore, soaked by your dark green honeycomb dress.
Now I only ask that when I die we both swim with the jnaùa.
 
 
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R'uc' cuc' z'aitabl'a jál ziñuu yaiad āhharhurýail ýan heit ec'r'éu eý.
Muzad ih sehuc' ej il c'ez sehxeyad sehaicojí mauil tapm'iu āci xenuz.
 
Here's to hoping those thieving bastards that fucked me out of my money get an itch in their assholes they can't scratch.
If I ever fucking see them again I'll happily help them out with a rusty horny hook.
 
 
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Réūjiý hez'i ats ez'e yepfu uic'ad cual āhun' m'ixem cú xenuz muzr'u. C'e iyréūjaxiý hez'i esnamye cuder myu xeuár'u xeuár'u ixuñ í xen eý jál suíl al'a al'a je.
 
Using a string, π can be measured as approximately 19/6. A more precise fraction can be calculated with many-sided regular polygons, but for most purposes this is not necessary.
 
 
Xen miu cuhán' xad jál tumyan eý? Setnjí beil úu ne í iyr'úuei xañ'il xañ'il xañ'il (nanam vauc' xen').
 
What have y'all been cooking today? I made bread with a friend but it turned out way too dense (still tasted good though).
 
 
Corú úd'. C'en secréuahc'. Xen je? Xen corcual'en? Un' hed' xeíad sasis ád xauctum taitu he ne. Un' úd' mau. Nuc' cujey úd' mau cual úd' co āhcuú je? Ez'e xeyux xen'. Setnayn he mau jál xeuayan eý. An'nál'jí. En nez uú úd' co.
 
You ate my food. I can't believe it. Why? Do you hate me? The clear container had a label with my name. It was cat food. Would you bring cat food as your normal food to eat? No manners. I have a cat in that office. It's counting on me. It wouldn't eat normal food.
 
 
Sutxih xenuz xojait ez'e atx Tutxínulócimáxño je. Ji socr'uax jál xaucñ'a āhun' cuxec ez'e curiíau je āhteirí jem'uj cou jutxux juño. Cuuemyaniý uemyaniý cuñ'uajiý ñ'uajiý hez'i iarjev véícui xeuár'u, muzr'u juño. Miu uyar'bi leyad', mimum'uj r'ún'ic, c'ez uúiladz'iax xen uairax seccaru xec' váv bálaz'i. Socxaui saumu ne soceylac hez'i aico xen' xen xen āhcoxnoc'uj jál cudix heulaeiñ jutxux ne. Íún' leýan meuyuxjí naic'ux taitu xem'en jál xaucñ'a eý ez'e yan' dar'uax. Cou Tutxínulócimáxño xenuz.
 
From the messenger to Tutxínulócimáxño's construction council. I'm sending this scroll to you to submit a complaint that all the town's people share the sentiment of. For years we've been greatly distressed and annoyed at the current state of the town's roads and paths. Holes and roots have overtaken most of our byways, and that's made attempts at trade and socialization inconvenient and difficult. We angrily express to you our discontent that you and all your employees don't respond at all to this problem. The agreed purpose of the petition at the bottom of this scroll is to demand a reorganization. From the people of Tutxínulócimáxño.
 
 
Í eu cē xad ej
 
Xen āhmoc'z'i he hej:
 
Ji ñ'in' ñ'uiue juitej cual xauctum réulal
 
Xauc txijór'se jál ehc'ad eý uaslal
 
But the boy found something else
 
That you and I wouldn't believe:
 
There are beautiful rings like fingerprints
 
Telling history in the centers of those trees
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' grandpa.jpg|thumb]]
Z'aixauc il cuc' he tiéyan r'uz z'aijí jem'uj, "Xil āhhazen mamabai mamabai mamabai a cē..." uc' jí "mamabai" cuder cuder, r'ez xauc beje ojis yama Aíuóc, beje "Mamabai mamabai mamabai mamabai..." Harioñuax setnhabaux Aíuóc ih āhsuxad, c'ez al'a eý āhañ'xauc beje Aíuóc setnxenūraxiý āhhareylac eylac ne.
 
My grandpa would always start his stories the same way, "When your grandpa's grandpa's grandpa was a boy..." often with more "grandpa"s thrown in, and eventually his parrot Aíuóc caught on, "grandpa's grandpa's grandpa's grandpa's...". He asked me to take care of Aíuóc when he died, so whenever Aíuóc says it, it's a reminder that he's still with me.
 
 
Uc' sehc'uáí ā āhsehjiyan'axiý ez' ñuimaj xaúx xad. Setnc'ualai, xad xad āhun', Setnxauc xec taitu jál xaúx ih āhsetnc'ua je.
 
I'm a bit curious what kind of bird I'll be assigned to. Hopefully whatever it is I can give the word for that kind of bird in return, if I know the word for it.
 
 
Cuoj Maarz xen cuatx il jam'eiñ āhur'u? Setnayn he ád c'uaiad al ua.
 
Hey Maarz do you animation? I have a bad idea and a flute.
 
==Dialogs==
Researcher: Tumyan cual, secxauc' coil a Dave. Xen cozen hej?
(Good day, I call myself Dave. What's yours?)
{Hi, my name's Dave. What's yours?}
 
Tauxa: Hm?
 
Researcher: Xen cozxauc'iý?
{What are you called?}
(What's your name?)
 
Tauxa: Tauxa, xen je?
(Tauxa, why?)
 
Researcher: Cuoj Tauxa, xen cozú xad?
{Tauxa, what do you eat?}
(Tauxa, what are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: C'en ūts? Secréuaziý ih xen āhcozuc'.
(Can this wait? I'm busy in case you didn't notice)
 
Researcher: U xen, xen secréuaz, í āhcual āhiubi. Xen cozú xad?
{Oh no, I don't hold, but it's good for checking. What do you eat?}
(Oh no I'm not busy, but thanks for checking. What are you eating?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, corxauc xec hez'i xil ih xad je uc' āhñéz. Ji secú ún'ei v'ual xemux.
(Alright, I'll talk to you for a bit if it means you'll go away. I'm eating spicy coconut noodles.)
 
Researcher: Ū ún'ei v'ual xemux, ez'e hiandoc' cual! Xen cumeýu xad eý?
{Oo spicy coconut noodles, good deciding! Where did you buy it?}
(Oo spicy coconut noodles, good choice! Where did you buy it?)
 
Tauxa: Aul' heit hej eý, cuoj c'uayud
(The stall right behind you, dumbass.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, xen xaui xad "c'uayud"?
(Sorry, what does "dumbass" mean?)
 
Tauxa: Xaui "úu aidi." Uc' secr'ūñoax āhxauc' jutxux "c'uayud" āhñéi hez'i muz.
(It means "great friend." I'd suggest calling everyone "dumbass" to make a good first impression.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual āhcozr'ūñoax je, cuoj c'uayud!
{Thank you for suggesting, dumbass!}
(Thanks for the advice, dumbass!)
 
Tauxa: Seccuz.
(No problem.)
 
Researcher: Xen cozen xad xenuz, cuoj Tauxa?
(Where are you from, Tauxa?)
 
Tauxa: Jen'um xare nid'. Seccual lai secñéi jál āhmaují je.
(The west side of the city. I like to come here for the peace and quiet.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: currently in Yàrguv.
 
Tauxa: Xen cohxauc xad?
(Who are you talking to?)
 
Researcher: U coil jál ē… xeíad jál ne.
(Oh just myself with this uh… box.)
 
Tauxa: R'ūño cuder.
(That explains a lot.)
 
Researcher: Note to self: find a way to explain the word "recorder."
 
Researcher: Xen un' xad?
(What was that?)
 
Tauxa: Xen'.
(Nothing)
 
Researcher: U cual, securiadz'i āhr'ūño jutxux jál eý. Í āl, xen corxeý coreuax jux?
(Oh yes, I'd love if you explained everything here. But first, did you have any questions for me?)
 
Tauxa: Cual, cozñéi cudi ñéi xad xenuz? Xen sehuc' il cou xil xem jenz'i cuder cuder, xen xuc'z'i cou éād' eý?
(Yeah, where the hell'd you come from? I've never seen someone so short and pale and sweaty, is that what people look like in the mountains?)
 
Researcher: Jernexuñ āhsecxauc' "Ohio" muj āhsecxauc' "America" eý.
(A province called "Ohio" in a land called "America".)
 
Tauxa: "Emirice", muj jál xad eý? cozur, xen secxeý secc'uai.
("America", where's this land? Actually nevermind, I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Aíún'...
(It's…)
 
Tauxa: Secxauc xen āhsecxeý secc'uai.
(I said I don't wanna know.)
 
Researcher: Cual, ez'e euax ej: xen cucual cumeýu jál eý úd' xad ej?
(Okay, another question: what other foods do you like to buy here?)
 
Tauxa: Iyxec iyxec jál, āhsén réú eý. Jir' univzi āhcoznei ih miun corcoxiatxer ej.
(This stall only sells one thing, and that's what's in my hands. It's getting cold so hurry up unless you're buying me another.)
 
Researcher: Securzi, secc'ualjí xare ej jutxux ne. Ej cual āhcorxec xec, í seccoxiatxer úd' coil, xen cozcoxiatxer.
{Sorry, I hoped for around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I'll pay for my food, you don't need to pay for it.}
(Sorry, I meant around the rest of the city. Also thank you for being so generous, but I'll pay for my food, you don't need to pay for it.)
 
Tauxa: Cuj muz í un' muzue ýemdi ūtsad nid' riyxiyan jál xenuz ih āhcumayauxax. Xad ej coz syen ih cozr'u lec'ad xenuz xenuz āhcozeu xad cual hej.
(I guess there's a new sweet-trunk place about a riyxiyan from here if that's what you're looking for. Other than that I'm sure if you go any direction far away you'll find something you like.)
 
Researcher: Cozcual. Secuc' āhcoriyn ne dabu yanxad teuil nil xen n'eád', c'ez uc' āhcozyaují, cual?
(Thank you. I see you have a horn spoon and bowl with no ornamentations, so that must mean you're poor, yes?)
 
Tauxa: Cual socxenūrax.
(Thanks for reminding me.)
 
Researcher: Seccuz, cuoj c'uayud. Ez'e euax ej jutxux: xen coríún' m'éyan xad?
{No problem, dumbass. Last question: what's your superstition?}
(No problem, dumbass. One last question: what religion do you practice?)
 
Tauxa: Xen corc'uai ez'e xaui he.
(I'm not sure what you mean.)
 
Researcher: Xen cormiuei yañ'an ne?
{What gods do you farm with?}
(What gods do you worship?)
 
Tauxa: Jál eý ez'e jutxux ne, í xen secuc'zi āhúinezats m'éyan nu.
(Same ones as most everyone else around here, but I don't see what that has to do with superstition.)
 
Researcher: Secuc', nez xauc āh-…
(I see, so would you say that…)
 
Tauxa: Ez'e euax ej jutxux, ez'e noc'uj ej jutxux. Cohréuaý ej.
(Last question, so last answer. Go annoy someone else.)
 
Researcher: Coznoc'uj í noc'uj ej euax hez'i heit…
(Actually you answered another question after…)
 
Tauxa: Cuoj cozñéz cormezax āl.
(Leave before I make you.)
 
 
1: Ji seicr'úz có iarje ej!
 
2: Xen taitu hé?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: Uboñ' taitu cō je.
 
1: Ū yamaz'i, xen cóz'i co.
 
2: Xen pfi xen có hej?
 
1: Xen xen.
 
1: My kid's turning two!
 
2: What's their name?
 
1: Xaucxaucuóc.
 
2: That's a weird name for a kid.
 
1: Oh it's a parrot not a human child.
 
2: So it's not your child?
 
1: Wrong.
 
 
1: Cuoj mama, xen je xen āhñ'in' hex xaúx naman?
"Dad, why do birds not have teeth?"
 
2: Un' je xen āhañ'xeý.
"Because they don't need them."
 
1: Í xen je xen añ'xeý?
"But why don't they need them?"
 
2: Un' je āhñ'in' hex xauam.
"Because they have beaks."
 
1: Í xen je ñ'in' hex xauam naman xen'?
"But why do they have beaks and not teeth?"
 
2: Xen secc'ua.
"I don't know."
 
1: Í xen un' xen āhcozc'ua?
"But why don't you know?"
 
2: Cual cual cozlaidzi.
"Please go to sleep."
 
 
Ū cozñéi cuoj cñá miuxad he, secxeý corxeyad āhcuj je.
Oh my little mango, I need help getting up.
 
Nanabai, coi corxauc'!
Grandma, stop calling me that!
 
Cual cual, xen socxauc' xad?
Okay, what will I call you?
 
"Socidansi."
"Socidansi." ("Fuck you.")
 
Cuoj Abansízi! Xen eý coxuez jál xañ'íl?
Abansízi! Where did you hear that word?
 
Miu harxauc' cō nivíl jutxux āhsociux, seccual sas.
All the older kids were calling me that when we were playing and I liked the sound of it.
 
Nayn xañ'íl c'et suc'an, c'ez ih cual nuc' āhxauc.
That's an inappropriate word, please don't say it.
 
Súzi súzi...
Okay...
 
Coz un', xen āhcozcual socxauc'?
Now, what would you like me to call you?
 
Ē... U, riyaúba!
Uh... oo, watermelon!
 
Sechuriadz'i jál. Cuoj riyaúba, ih cual c'ez uc' corxeyad corcuj.
I love that. Watermelon, please help me up.
 
 
[[File:Soc'ul' Goro.jpg|thumb]]
Cuxeý cuxauc āhcozen xeye ez'e cuzjí ne jál jál āhsehuc' il. Cozñéi ñéi!
 
Cual cual?... Jál xen'e, xen cur'ūñoax cuú xad eý jux?
 
Hanjeyec laz ienaue n'el' a úu al'a xad xad jitijisi eý. Xen coi secur xad xil eý āhueylac aul'ú nu, í ih cozet'euý Jejal je, c'ez c'e xeyad eu ez' ej.
 
Cual, cozen je uc' āhsehxec tumyan. Ej ne ih cozxeý cozxeyad ej jux jux, c'ez āhcorxauc uc' āhsecjí hez'i ai jux jux c'e āhsecjí.
 
Uc' uc' socmeýu heit eý; c'en corc'uaiax jul' Iñ'lix hej ā?
 
 
I must say, you're the only normal-height foreigner I've ever seen. Welcome!
 
Thanks?... Anyway, is there anywhere to eat you'd recommend?
 
An old friend somewhere along this road sells amazing ienaue (spiced rice flatbread). I always forget where exactly her stall is, but if you ask around for Jejal someone else can help you find it.
 
Got it, I'll tell her you said hi. Also if you want help with anything in return let me know and I'll be glad to do whatever I can.
 
I might take you up on that later; could you teach me some of your English language?
 
===Conversation in #in-conlang-talk channel (and other places)===
Cüur un' channel jál jir' uez cuuez, secsuxad miujijí
R'uc' xen lai cují xen cualjí?
 
I forgot about this channel and am now rediscovering it, RIP
Maybe I should start doing stuff here more?
 
 
Ah cozūts uc' cuxaui lol, xil jál
 
Ah wait ye I should translate lol, one sec
 
 
Xen xen jul' hej? Uc' c'uc'zi cual
 
What's the language you're using? Looks neat
 
 
Xen un' xen jál ej xenuz váv jál jál xenuz?
 
Is it evolved from a different lang or original?
 
 
Ah secuc'
 
Ah got it
 
 
Xen seccurux, socuc' tumyan ej eý
 
No worries, see ya tomorrow
 
 
Oh seccudiz lol
 
Oh my bad lol
 
 
Secuc' jul' IE hed'
 
I sense an IE lang
 
 
Ñ'in' Nothaway maujul'a r'u
 
Nothaway's catlang confirmed
 
 
Cual, ñā
 
Yes, nyaa
 
 
Cozcual tum'ay (:
 
gn (:
 
 
Un' jál xauñ' soc'ul' jux ej
 
That's pretty much half of reading Soc'ul'
 
 
Cozen cozen
 
No u
 
 
Il ji
 
You have now
 
 
Xen xen ā jál eý? Miu secñez cuñei ez'e cuzux neiad hed' uasil eý xil' eý
 
Anyone here? I'ma leave the house in a bit to head to the shitty gym in town
 
 
Secuc' un' "xen'"
 
I'll take that as a no
 
 
Uc' jí ez'e eylac nezi ez'e neiji jñ'ch coil he
 
Imagine standing instead of running smh my head
 
 
Ū un' un' "Sehr'u" jutxux Āhsoc'ul'z'i
 
Oh also it's just "Sehr'u" in Soc'ul'
 
 
Cual uc' cualax ih sehxem ne í cuder' xen jál r'u āhsehr'u
 
Ye it'd be neat if we had enough people but we don't have enough to keep it going
 
 
Cual ucuriý curiý jul al' lol
 
 
Ā cual lol
 
 
Ih uc' syen ez'e r'u hed' āhujulziax jál coil
 
 
C'ez miu secxauc hez'i al'a secjí "ez'e eý-suílai jul' jál", nuc' huñ'alai ñ'alai jux auzil-ýemux ez' tumyan āhjí?
 
Since we talked a while ago about doing "monolingual fieldwork", anyone wanna hop onto VC someday to do it?
 
 
En video jál (secc'uai Everett ne?), coi āhseceu eu
 
There was that video (with Everett I think?), lemme find it real quick
 
 
Xen jul'zi ej hé í cozc'uáx hez'i xuaylac
 
Neither speaks the other's language but you figure out from context
 
 
Secuc' ax-jul' ne í uc' aicoz'i
 
I meant with cloŋs but that could be fun
 
 
Secc'ua āhuxauc "Azeri" hez'i xil lol
 
Thought that said "Azeri" for a sec lol
 
 
Xen xad heybey jul' hel eý āhun' hianjí hianjí jál he?
 
Something about language families and yours being highly divergent?
 
 
Cud ieuiai
 
Skill issue
 
 
Ū xen nayn xañ'íl xad "English"?
 
Oo which word's "English"?
 
 
Cual āhāhsuíl xíc' hez'i āhjí cuañ'o
 
Ye and also it does wonders for making vocab
 
 
A cual, xen ez'e toc' jul' Austronesia?
 
Ah noice, is this an Austronesian lang by chance?
 
 
Cual cual, cun' hej íuxteineiñ?
 
Nice, got a link?
 
 
Seccual, cuteirí āhujadz'i hez'i cual
 
I like it, and I think it's well organized
 
 
Uc' cuatx ā cuder cuder ez'e xaui je?
 
Maybe you could focus more on semantics?
 
 
Uyaburjí secatx xauilád "jumem cuz" soc'ul' ("fjumum muu" cerojo ne) xenuz í syen c'uád xen'e ez'e xaui nu je, nuc' sutxi jux?
 
Tempted to make Soc'ul' "jumem cuz"* (and Knrawi "fjumum muu"*) an idiom but I'm out of ideas for what it'd mean, any suggestions?
 
 
Āhcuuc' ez'e xaui oñuxocño, xen secc'ua āhnayn hel ýemil coil ez'e jey je; jál ne uc' u-English-jí cuder' cuder'
 
Idk if that'd make sense to derive given the literal meaning; also it might be too Englishy
 
 
Uc' un' "xuaylac cud musuxaxjí" āhun' je jí cuder txijór'se eý jumem nu nu ur'ūjjíax je yaiad ez'e xen iycur ýemla xenuz
 
Maybe "bad situation made worse" since historically shorter nooses were often used to prolong the pain by not breaking the neck
 
 
Iiah, xen nayn xad xecla xoc, xen je upfenjí muzad upfenjí?
Cuoj cñ'ucé, un' ecisém'. Xen setnú hez'i cuder?
U... Ū. MUZAD.
 
"Ew, what kinda soup is this and why's it so damn oily?"
"Sir, that's chili syrup. How much did you eat?"
"Oh... OH. FUCK."
 
==Longer texts==
===Oldest written Soc'ul' joke===
[[File:Sekhulla joke.jpg|thumb]]
Iə ukʰə kʷəz-əwə aʃ huh alːa-suʃ, aːaːə sək-rːuː suʒadi-suʃ suʒadi-suʃ haːlə ʃəwaɨlak aːaːə rəːwaɣʷuhi aːaːə sək-ŋəːi əh-suʃ hə ʃakʷ: u-hiː kʷumːaɣa-suʃ.
 
Ih cozeuax juj al'a, āhsecr'u secsuiad suiad jál xuaylac āhréūj āhsecñéiej xauc je: cum'ayjí.
 
If you ask for the broad time, I will very slowly walk across this platform making measurements and I will come back to say this: it is cloudy.
 
===Love poem===
Cozen neixad uc'lal réuzi,
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
Sectnír'ax jutxux cual xeuzi.
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
C'en seceylac hez'i xil ej ej
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Āhsocuc' āl hej.
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Nuc' nuc' aíxeý yañ'an suén ne
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Í xen xen miuc coreniý he
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.
Av sochuriadz'i huriadz'i.
 
Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.
 
===My horses collect teeth===
[[File:My horses collect teeth.jpg|thumb]]
Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'
 
Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman
 
Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
 
Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'
 
===Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)===
[[File:Uamaboci joke.jpg|thumb]]
Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci
 
Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
 
==Original dad jokes==
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al'a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!
 
What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
 
 
Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.
 
I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
 
 
Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?
 
Nuc' har'úño?
 
What did the homesick river otter say?
 
Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?


Your hair, your eyes, your touch,
They all make me warm and safe.
I can't wait another moment
To see your face.
The gods must not want me to be beside you
But that won't stop me from being yours and you mine
Or me loving you so much.


===My horses collect teeth===
Cuccuc! Xen cozen? Ilá. Xen Ilá? Il ánuh ánuh, syen Lája.
[[File:My horses collect teeth.jpg|thumb]]
Very informal: Setndi nei naman/zid'
 
Informal: Añ'di nei(nei) en naman


Semiformal: Añ'di neinei en (al) ez'e naman/xar'
Knock knock! Who are you? Ilá. Ilá? You always fall for that, it's me Lája.
 
Formal: Añ'memuñ'o neinei en al ez'e xar'
 
===Uamaboci joke (warning: not safe for work)===
[[File:Uamaboci joke.jpg|thumb]]
Eylac jál eý Tauxa curuxxem'e xil eý āhhazen Tauxa hurux xen'e heit eý āhtxerjitxe hurco Uamaboci
 
Here stood Tauxa the Fatetaker when he became Tauxa the Penisless after hiring a Uamaboci prostitute
 
==Original dad jokes==
Xen iycux iyúý xen xad al'a pfiá nil cud hel? Útnil!
 
What part of an aquatic chair tastes best? The crab meat!
 
 
Setnxenūr xil āhseclail cé heit ej eý, niviaí ez' ej.
 
I remember when my father breathed his last, the other guy got a chill.
 
 
Xen añ'xauc tarca xad āhuýeu ñe?
 
Nuc' har'úño?
 
What did the homesick river otter say?
 
Will he/she/they visit me? ''or'' Might it be a webbed hand/foot?


==Original songs (most incomplete)==
==Original songs (most incomplete)==