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My uncle has the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the Lincoln Park Zoo. | My uncle has the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the Lincoln Park Zoo. | ||
John greasy josh quentforeereyester | |||
Christ is risen | |||
You whoodleyester ey uh shmoehart no jon psass an tomato like Taupemaronquetressdoinkmaronquetress no sincere no 4 zoinks | |||
We got language spoken by smashing potatoes before Jokelang 4 | |||
==Multiple sentences== | ==Multiple sentences== | ||
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==Dialogs== | ==Dialogs== | ||
==Longer translations== | ==Longer translations== | ||
===Long-term nuclear waste warning message=== | |||
Oh goalnintendobuh jair, ah yack no cran no an jair. Whoodle ey innit ell! | |||
Nun cackenue ey oh jairbuhforeereyester waffle they you man. You they you man jokerbuh sploinks. | |||
Oh goalnintendobuh ey goalnintendo no digity. nun forwhittling no nomber digity alamohart ey ey he oh man. Nun knuntbuh ey he oh man. | |||
He oh man ohbuhforeereyester no nun mangue ah edible they you man. Oh jairbuh nun awres check nun mangue gow. | |||
Nun manguebuh foo goalnintendobuh otian bar. Innit pemp she stevenintendo man, stevenintendo no nun manguebuh he oh man, no nun gimongous otian ah vilque, ah bofa you beaks. | |||
Nun manguebuh he oh man unthen, foo thrillee no not bar, norbuhforeereyester foo nun no you bar jon. | |||
Nun manguebuh she knuge man, ah innit grungleup opener. | |||
Vilque no nun manguebuh nun zhoozh no phiggle. | |||
Nun mangue shankshawuphart ey no beer not nomber hastle oh goalnintendo hastle no jon. Oh goalnintendo m'lousehart ah schloink ey capiche. | |||
This place is a message, and part of a system of messages. Pay attention to it! | |||
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. | |||
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. | |||
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. | |||
The danger is in a particular location. It increases towards a center, the center of danger is here, of a particular size and shape, and below us. | |||
The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. | |||
The danger is to the body, and it can kill. | |||
The form of the danger is an emanation of energy. | |||
The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited. | |||
===Song translations=== | ===Song translations=== | ||
====I Am The Walrus==== | ====I Am The Walrus==== | ||
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A thousand tortoises have just crossed the picket line. | A thousand tortoises have just crossed the picket line. | ||
Yodel forwhittling dinger yorque ya nun goo spose, you jall jenny jenny wontcha. | |||
They got a new rummage sale down the road, we should go early in the morning. | |||
Jonklerbuh no Texasollywood Schschow an murph no mepe check quircal gow. | |||
The Flat Earth Society has members around the globe. | |||
Morbbuh tone fact check kerfuffle no chuggles no aquem bud enzyme no beets dea gow. | |||
It's time to add lore for a holy war over pineapple on pizza. | |||